₦airaland Forum

papaejima1:
Chai, guy na the N1500 you see

The woman was even happy that her banana of N200 fetched her N1500.

The Best Wicked Governor of the Year Award should go to Mallam Rochas O.

papaejima1:
It was a bitter experience today for Owelle Rochas Okorocha in Ariaria Market Aba, Abia State as he was locked out of the Market by the Market executive.
The Imo State governor who was in the city as part of the APC campaign train went to the popular market ostensibly to campaign for the party.

Okorocha walked from Samek to the A-Line gate only to discover that the gate had been locked by the exco to keep him from entering the market.

A visibly disappointed okorocha simply looked at the gate in despair, and amidst chants of Rochas, Rochas Ka anyi ga eso (it is rochas we will follow) from an excited crowd turned around to walk away.

However, a surprising thing happened as he was about to leave. A woman selling Banana had a bunch of banana thrown down from her tray by the jostling crowd.
Rochas calmly walked up to her, picked up the banana, gave the woman [size=18pt]N1500[/size] and walked away a proud banana owner.

Source: Eye witness

wicked governor

“Ask him, when he was the head of government, did he buy one rifle for the Nigerian military? They refused to equip the military. Ask them what they did with their defence budget that they did not equip the military".
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Buhari did you buy a rifle? Yes or No ?[/size]

Vote GEJ the best for the moment.

Mogidi:
It would receive a nationwide broadcast by leaders of Armed Robbers Association (ARA) headed by Tifnubu

I would be waiting ...

Armed Robbers Association (ARA) also going to endorse Buhari Only in Nigeria!

orimsamsam:
den i guess dis should be a good news to you. So far you are the one that patronise dem and knw when they release a statement

Congrats to you sir... but nothing for you as Buhari cannot win.

Mogidi:
MEND endorsed Buhari

Boko haram endorsed Buhari

Prostitutes endorsed Buhari

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Coming next Week:[/size]
Armed Robbers endorse Buhari
Kidnappers endorse Buhari
Lucifer endorse Buhari

I am checking to see when the news of the Armed Robbers endorsement will be release

Rilwayne001:
[size=15pt] OP, havecyou forgotten that WITCHES & WIZARD endorses jonaTAN too [/size]

That is your own Logic abi ?? Continue...

Kakpos:
goodluck was endorsed by corruption persons and other related evil in nigeria

Our Ashawo sisters are now endorsing Buhari

Is this the reason why some of my friends on Nairaland are rooting for Buhari ?

Juliaann, agabaI23, sleekp1, ceo4eva, gunuvi Mogidi, VICTORCIZA, Truckpusher, aljharem, ola6 customised13, Seun, Ngbakwe, ishilove, lalasticlala,Obiagelli, Barcanista

Buhari so na your new method be this?


MEND Supporting Buhari

National Association of Nigerian Prostitutes, NANP - Supporting Buhari

“We are tired of dying in silence; we want to be able to practice our profession with pride like every other person. We want an end to name-calling and stigmatisation. We are sex workers and not asawo [a derogatory Yoruba name for prostitutes]”, She told Aljazeera.

“S3x work is normal work and there are sex workers everywhere under one form of disguise or the other. The government should stop criminalising our work”, she further said.

Backing Abraham’s point, Elvis said for failing to legalize prostitution, the group would not support Jonathan for a second term.

“We sent a proposal to the government in March 2, 2012, almost a year after Jonathan was fully elected as president of Nigeria on the need to legalize prostitution. That was when our late president, Micah Ejoyo was alive, but the presidency rather declared war on us by arresting some members on the street of Abuja.

“Most of them are students who are using the job to pursue their education. We all cannot work in Aso Rock, NNPC or Shell. We don’t rob people. We are using our endowment to fend for ourselves. We deserve to be respected. Enough of this hypocrisy because even Jonathan and his team are not saints.”

[size=18pt]Commercial s3x workers in the country under the aegis of the National Association of Nigerian Prostitutes, NANP, have thrown their weight behind the Presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress, Gen. Muhammadu Buhari.

NANP said it would declare a-three day free s3x across the country if president Jonathan eventually loses the seat to Gen. Muhammadu Buhari of APC.
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Recall that the group had in 2013 declared one-week free s3x after the Super Eagles defeated Burkina Faso to lift the AFCON trophy after almost 20 years.

A statement signed by the group’s General Secretary, Jessica Elvis noted that NANP was not happy with Jonathan’s government over the way commercial s3x workers were being treated in the country since he assumed office as the first citizen.

It described Jonathan’s government as the worst in the history of Nigeria, saying that it recorded the lowest income during his tenure.

The statement also quoted Elvis as saying that several approaches to the presidency to legalise pr()stitution were turned down.

you will recalls that a female pr()stitute, Patoo Abraham last year led protests in Lagos to seek a better place for pr()stitutes in Nigeria.

Abraham who heads the Nigerian chapter of African S3x Workers Alliance (ASWA) and the Women of Power Initiative (WOPI), led the protests with demonstrators wearing T-shirts screaming “S3x work is work, we need our rights”.

adisasegun:
Your eyes no dey see better tinz ni? You need deliverance oooo

Ore bawo ni, se o n rolu... Magbagbe lati te si oju oooo

Jimi Agbaje ati Ogbeni Jonatani ni ki e fi ibo yin gbe wole oooo.

e ma fi ibo yin jo na ooo

The Wages of Sin is DEATH

Oduduwaboy:
...but there will be eviction!
Sai Buhari!!!

Se Omo Oodua de ni iwo yi ?

[size=28pt]APC, CARICATURE AND MEDIA LIES...[/size]

[size=28pt]BUHARI SHOW YOUR CERTIFICATE ?


ALL DEY MILITIRI BOARD..


WHERE IS MRS BUHARI ?

Abi she dey Militiri board too [/size]

OrlandoOwoh:
Ibo ti n ba ti di ni lati da egbe olowo (APC) pada si ipo gomina.

O da koburu, ipada wa di ojo kerinla osu keji.

OrlandoOwoh:
Jimi Agbaje's buccal diarrhoea will cost him a lot. As for Bode George, his appearance and criminal record was a big minus.

Oga Ade, e ma fi Ibo yin jo ina ooo

InvertedHammer:
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If I steal your fowl, prepare a delicious meal with it and served you the meal with chicken wing. You enjoyed it, blessed me and prayed for success in my endeavours.

NB: Don't forget that you just ate your chicken.

What do you think I will steal next?

I am a Nigerian politician and you represent the hoi polloi.
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I beg no steal my fowl, and if you steal my fowl I will catch you and crate you to Kirikiri Max.

[size=18pt]"What an old man can see while seated a young man can not see standing."[/size]


GEJ is the best option out of the solutions.

meracool:
Brooms

To sweep Out Cluelessness and Incompetence from Aso Rock..

Dreamer boy note, no vacancy in Aso Rock until 2019!

diluminati:
[s]ochejoseph and reno omokri, you guys have failed.

You kids of 1993, you believe the lies your devious uncles tell you.

Shame on you. Your propaganda will not work.
We all know your type and have seen through the lies. Go spread your propaganda in your shytty buildupnigeria trashy blog.

Reno Omokri, hope you have found a safe place to run to, because when GMB takes over from the CLUELESS ONE, you will have no hiding place.

You better be afraid Oche Otorkpa and you Reno Omokri. Be very Afraid[/s].

Go and seat for one place, today na Friday

We have been hearing this lies since 1960 until Jonathan came to change the way of asking our progrethieves for our rights through Freedom of Information bill.

[size=18pt]Awa o ko yen jee ooooo[/size]

mynairatime:
[s]Then my message is not for u. Get away i dont want to talk with u[/s].

Pass the message on... Failbuhari is around the corner.

Peace!

ProfessorPeter:
Buhari where are your credentials?

Please don't ask this question again because :

[size=28pt]WASTE OF MEGABYTES[/size]

mynairatime:
Damm it, what did ur dad gain from Jesus? Nothing because no jesus. Bible is a poem. Are u one of americans pretending like nigerians on nairaland? i will soon disable my account for hell u.

Take it cool, life has no duplicate