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Tovot: she"s gone

-_-#

Tovot-chan ma cherie, bonjour...

(*growl*)
Cuddles!

-tackles her to the ground-

*ToT*

you meanie, where have you been!

Ishilove: You are chasing shadows where there are none.

That's equivalent to saying fart smells of ozone.
.
Again.

Ishilove: Lmao!!! It seems I was too vague in my statement. He has been pestering me for a relationship, not a physical. The physical was as a reslut oa very recent development.

FYI, I AM Venus de Milo

So, strike a pose jor. Your quivering is ticking my inner sculptor off. (prepares her instruments)
And that Doc Stoic pestering a goddess? He sees one and what does he do? He checks her heartbeat. SMDH. That's a plothole wider than the Great Rift Valley.
.
Spill.

Joshthefirst: ma'am.


Why are you always complaining about this blazing sun or this hooting owl??

Eh?

Joshthefirst: lol. No offense intended ma'am.

;p

Now where's Ishi, I wanna know why she's feeling like Venus de Milo...

Now Josh, try to see between the lines...
And please take it easy on me yes? I feel like you need a manual. Tis not so.

Back to Ishi. So why was Dr. Stoic pestering you for a physical for months?

-_-
This blazing sun...

Joshthefirst: I had to go and read the whole story to try and fit in what the bolded word had to do with it ma'am
...

I failed.

Please can you explain?

Dr. Stoic used a stethescope.
Racy heartbeats=

*a gynaecologist.
So, what did he hear hm?

Gossip Town
Have you ever heard of
"Gossip Town."
On the shore of "Falsehood
Bay?"
Where "Old Dame Rumour,"
with the rustling gown,
Is going the live-long day?
It isn't far to "Gossip Town"
For people who want to go,
The "Idleness Train" will take
you down
In just an hour or so.
The "Thoughtless Road" is a
popular route
And most folks start that
way.
But it's a steep down grade
and if you don't look out
You'll land in "Falsehood
Bay!"
You glide through the "Valley
of Vicious Folk"
And into the "Tunnel of Hate"
Then, crossing the "Add-To-
Bridge," you walk
Right through the City Gate.
The principal street is called,
"They Say"
And "I've Heard" is the public
well,
And the breezes that blow
from "Falsehood Bay"
Are laden with "Don't You
Tell!"
In the midst of the town is
"Telltale Park"
You're never quite safe while
there,
For it's owner is "Madam
Suspicious Remark,"
Who lives on the street
"Don't Care."
Just back of the park is
"Slanderous Row"
'Twas there that "Good
Name" died,
Pierced by the dart from
"Jealousy's Bow"
In the hands of "Envious
Pride."
But Trouble, Grief and Woe
And Sorrow and Care you'll
meet instead
If ever you chance to go.

Source: anonymous.

ayd91: hey Tim, its for your mouth o.
Cockroaches are fantastic creatures, good for eating and really rich in protein (true stuff).
Just think of them as flying fried meat .

Gross.

I'm more hurricane than
human,
When you lie to me.

Intentionally.
Painfully.

You're in your mindset
Only to drive me outta mine.

Its only a matter of time
Where unseen powers
Converge subtly

Sublime.

So,
Care for a spin?
How fast are those wheels,
Against a tempestous wind?

Go.

...

Paranoia.

timpaker:
**falls the tray of toasted bread, pillow, jam, cup of carrot juice and scrambled egg on the ground**

Ouch!!!

**limps out of the room**

-sighs-
Timothy.

timpaker:
**grabs pillow and use it as shield**
**moves towards her in calculated step like that of a cat**
Now get up!

-Twitches-
(Grabs her hairspray cannister and allows it to drop on his toes with an echoing thud... It hits home)

naptu2: That's more bearable than the ones that screeeeeech outside my window.

Good morning

Someone that understands...

Good morning Naptu. How do you deal with yours?

timpaker:
**rings alarm to her ears**
Should I serve you breakfast in bed before you get up?

-grimaces-
Tim...
Please don't motivate me to throw my stapler at you...

'morning tim, I'll be fine as soon as I get up...

...

(First, it was the rooster, then the kingfisher, now its the owl and these hawk nestlings... With that shrilled trilling...*wobbles* )

Morning Josh.

(...)

*That owl and its ' Oor-huu_hu-hu-hu-hu, Oor-huu_hu-hu-hu-hu...*

(Quiet jor)

zzzZZZ...