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Princessmel: So all this people that sleep around are you saying they are all 1 with their multiple partners? I don't understand

Mel please I would like to become 1 with you, so that we can then make 2,3,4,5,6 through to 100

rainmaker12: s3 can never get s4 features

It will get all features that are not hardware dependent

Princessmel: You've never seen a model before?

Even if said models are bulimic they are still not a size 0

Princessmel: I'm a flat chested, flat ass, size zero beauty I guess it won't work out

no one in the world is a size zero. I didn't mean it as an insult to you. I just wanted to know is all

One question though? I could care less for how big ur a$$ is but please tell me ur not flat chested. Cos I like me some bobby

Princessmel: sounds like a plan, are you willing to teach me all

Willing and able

Princessmel: My boyfriend broke up with me
I lost it to a stranger
I think it will because I want to try it all

Then let's set a date cos I've done it all

fitzmayowa: Shot fired
You really need brighter grammar

Volumes 1 - 6

Single and seriously searching

My sister please carry on. They say if Mohammed refuses to go to the mountain, the mountain will come to him.

Op its either u like her or not. There's nothing like not liking a person enough to marry her. Men should not be afraid when women say some certain things cos its all talk. Your a man, you should be able to take charge and not let anyone use their spirituality to bully you into making certain decisions

Princeparix: do u mean the understanding and interpretation to satisfy the urge?

Whatever u understand or interpret from my comments is what I meant to say

Princeparix: my man-your confuse-stop trying to cover up ur errors man. GIVING INTO THE URGE lwkm

Confusion has nothing to do with it. My comments are subject to the readers level of understanding and interpretation

Princeparix: then wats diswho talk dis 1

Abeg tell me when "give into the urge " turned to "strafe anybody u see walking by"

Princeparix: lwkm>dude wtf wia u saying? She should do wat?

I never said she should go whoring about town. Read the post clearly

There are people out there whom are in worse shape than you financially and still spend time conversing with their girlfriends on the phone. If you had money to go to the cybercafe or to subscribe on your phone to come to Nairaland to post this pathetic sob story, then there is no excuse why you shouldn't use said funds to call your girlfriend. Even if u posted this from a friends phone u can as well use ur friends phone to call her.

Princeparix: huhhh?#jumps into i-bu-onye-ara river#

Drags you out of i-bu-onye-ara river and gives u 32 strokes for being a mad man

Told you in one of my post on one of your other threads when nu mentioned that u were staying of sexxx that the sexxx bug hadn't bitten you yet. Now I can confidently tell you that it has and the only way to control it is just to give in to the urge cos believe me when I say that if you try to hold it back you'll end up making a mistake when u finally decide to sneak a round with some random dude. I'm not saying or urging you to go have an orgy but since you know that your having such feelings means that ur still in control and when ur in control of any situation u never make mistakes. Them say na person wey hear bomb blast na him dey survive, person wey no hear am die when e explode.

When my sister was pregnant, all she wanted to do was stand next to people who smoked. It got so bad at times she'd flare up and shout at me and her husband for not being smokers

In the last 2 weeks I have not had a combined 20 hours of sleep. I'm not an insomniac cos before this started I sleep normally though I stay up very late into the night. Sometimes during the day time I feel very weak and queasy and light headed. I can't person or handle my usual chores like I used to cos most of the time I'm extreamly weak and tired yet sleep still eludes me. I'd like for any doctor on this forum to please advice me on what to do.

P.s there was a time last year when this same thing happens to me for more than 2 months. I was going through a very trying and difficult emotional crisis then, so I just kinda blamed it on that.

Thanks for your anticipated responses

Prayer has nothing to do with it my brother. Do not allow anybody deceive you, how can your girlfriend who you've been dating for like a year wake up one one day and tell you that. She's confused about who to marry cos she has like 7 suitors. Such decisions are not taken likely and for her to have the courage to tell you means that your not in the picture at all cos she can't just up and marry someone she knows nothing about, meaning she has been dating those other guys while at the same time dating you. One thing you should know is that if you were the one she's thinking of settling down with she would never let you know about the other suitors. Better wise up and stop begging someone to marry you. If she really loves you she would not even entertain the notion of having other suitors

I wonder how someone who claims to be a man and who is in his late thirties, who has found someone willing to support and stand by him refuse to commit himself to that relationship. Op your man emotionally stingy and cares only for himself. my advice to you is that you cut your loses and move on. I was in a longterm relationship that lasted 4+ years and I worked towards it leading to marriage but she left me and I thought I couldn't do without her but believe me when I tell you that what does not kill you makes you stronger and wiser. in the beginning it would seem difficult and unsurmountable but if you persevere you'll overcome it. don't loose hope and don't let this episode change the kind of person you are when it comes to relationships

sweet_gala: There is no military embargo on the Nigerian army, we should start considering upgrading our military arsenal.

However before that we need to dismiss half of the civil service which is redundant and reduce the salary and covered expense of government officials by over 70%.

That would immediately free up revenue and allow for expenditure to improve the lives of the people.

I don't remember ever stating that there's a military embargo on Nigeria

my belle Don tear ooh. chai, English language don suffer. u get wife for house come dey ask us whether make u tidy another man wife. op make I ask u; if na ur wife another man wan tidy u go like am? maturity no be say person don get pubic hair

nobody loves an olodo

NEW BIN: i used to, i have moved on

does this look like china where first cousins get married? you have the guts to say "I used to, I have moved on". you better get that foolish notion out of your head