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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: FRSC 2018 Recruitment Invitation For Screening by firmytobad(m): 7:00am On Sep 21, 2018
Can someone here please help me with the soft copy his or her summary page on my email: phemmytosin@gmail.com. My screening is on Monday. Help a brother out here.
Literature / Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by firmytobad(m): 9:32pm On Sep 07, 2018
Continue with the pidgin English my bro. We will relate better with the story since you've started with it.

Plus I think the pidgin English is kind of refreshing

#MyThoughts
Literature / Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by firmytobad(m): 9:31am On Sep 07, 2018
I don comot for ghost mode o, cos if I still dey after this epic story wey you nack for here, I don sin against man and God be that.

Nice one youngzubi... More grease to your elbow

Eagerly waiting for the start of season 2

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Literature / Re: YoungZubi Wins August 5K Award by firmytobad(m): 3:56pm On Aug 15, 2018
youngzubi
Career / Re: Being Multilingual: How This Can Help Boost Your Career by firmytobad(m): 4:37pm On Apr 26, 2018
Nice thread. I picked up learning a foreign language months ago and I must say, it's not very easy. But if you invest your time in it, get materials, music and films, you'll sure be able to converse in it. Again, nice thread OP
Crime / Re: How A Nairalander Nearly Got Scammed By A Fraudster Via FB (screenshots) by firmytobad(m): 7:10am On Oct 28, 2017
cummando:

No be sheyrey sheyrey
hehehehe... Badt guy grin grin grin
Crime / Re: How A Nairalander Nearly Got Scammed By A Fraudster Via FB (screenshots) by firmytobad(m): 7:09am On Oct 28, 2017
chomchom1:
Always same format..
They better goan learn new tricks... This one "ko ja wo mo" grin grin grin
Crime / Re: How A Nairalander Nearly Got Scammed By A Fraudster Via FB (screenshots) by firmytobad(m): 7:07am On Oct 28, 2017
Wisedove:
You shouldn't have busted so early bro it would have been a sweet combo, hope he will get back to you sha .

play along with him don't act as if you know it's a scam don't forget the goal is to get his name and try to be sneaky too to get more than his name, if you're good at the game you will get more bro
Play safe sha oga Femi
Yea, me sef later regretted letting him know earlier, but hey... He might still make a comeback. And I'll be right here, waiting for him! Tanx bro cool cool
Crime / Re: How A Nairalander Nearly Got Scammed By A Fraudster Via FB (screenshots) by firmytobad(m): 7:04am On Oct 28, 2017
cummando:
This op self. From his first sentence I don sabi.....but I won't reveal so that he no go hone him skill
You na cummando na, you suppose sabi grin grin grin
Crime / Re: How A Nairalander Nearly Got Scammed By A Fraudster Via FB (screenshots) by firmytobad(m): 2:11am On Oct 28, 2017
Sydney17:
Bros you get time dey answer stranger o!
grin grin grin
Crime / Re: How A Nairalander Nearly Got Scammed By A Fraudster Via FB (screenshots) by firmytobad(m): 2:10am On Oct 28, 2017
oluwayimika123:
U really tried cos myself would ve stopped chatting with him long time ago.
I couldn't help but to notice d blunders he committed while typing using 'been' instead of 'being' already sold d person out cos I doubt if an English man would commit such error moreover, useem to b more intelligent dan d person with ur mode of response.

I believe he will chat u up using anoda strategy since u already know d way his' current format will end.
Lol... I really wanted to see the end actually. Yea... I saw the errors as well but simply ignored him. Meanwhile, I'll be waiting for him. I like to freestyle with such guys... Lol grin grin grin
Crime / Re: How A Nairalander Nearly Got Scammed By A Fraudster Via FB (screenshots) by firmytobad(m): 1:44am On Oct 28, 2017
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Crime / How A Nairalander Nearly Got Scammed By A Fraudster Via FB (screenshots) by firmytobad(m): 1:37am On Oct 28, 2017
Hi fellow Nairandlanders, I'll try and make this as short as possible. I read some few weeks ago how some Facebook guy try to scam one of our our by enticing him with an Apple Mac device. Well apparently, same guy found his way into my FB. I got his request and I accept it, and he started chatting me up the following morning... Screenshots below...

(The one I arrowed on each sides are where I started suspecting him cos I still remembered how it went with the other Hausa guy I read weeks ago here)
cc: lalasticlala I know say no be snake thread grin grin grin, but help move to the promise land cool cool cool

Romance / Re: 9 Wedding Gown That Would Make Your Pastor Chase You Out Of Church by firmytobad(m): 6:20pm On Sep 06, 2016
No 2 though... Looks like what we see in naija movies.... I beg e, dat no be wedding gown. No 8 for kuku no wear anything for ontop
Events / Re: Pastor Benson Oben Bechemayor Weds In Germany. PICS by firmytobad(m): 1:03pm On Jun 29, 2016
End Time Wedding grin

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Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Semi-final by firmytobad(m): 2:15pm On Jun 22, 2016
I vote for OPTIONAL1. cc NL Jega
Car Talk / Re: How To Sit In A Car Without Back Pain (Photos) by firmytobad(m): 8:30am On Jun 22, 2016
All this stories are irrelevant as long as you're in a 'danfo'
Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 2 by firmytobad(m): 11:21am On Jun 21, 2016
I vote for OPTIONAL1. CC: NLJega
Literature / Re: Why I Want To Be Bad - A Story by firmytobad(m): 10:55am On Jun 08, 2016
smileyDidn't start the story until I saw it on front page some weeks ago.... The title got me captivated and decided to follow the thread. Haven't regretted it for a moment. From your brilliant choice of vocabulary, to the suspense filled chapters. @Christar01.... You rock, I swear. I'll be looking forward to your next 'big' story like you said. Peace.
Family / Re: Under What Circumstances Would You Adopt A Child? by firmytobad(m): 10:01pm On May 07, 2016
For me... It's not a question of 'if' rather a question of how many I'll adopt. Imagine every home adopting one kid.... I'm pretty sure there will be none left in the orphanage

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Career / Advice Needed If This Is Real Or A Scam by firmytobad(m): 7:02pm On Aug 12, 2015
Hi nairalanders. I'll make this as brief as possible. My gf told me about an article to be written on a certain website (nigerianempowerment.org.ng). I wasn't really interested at first cos I don't like writing stories but she talked me into it using her feminine power if you know what I mean. I checked out the site and it was to write an article on how to fight poverty with your profession. I got interested when I saw the incentives to be won for just writing alone ( a mini laptop, a flight ticket for two to go for the empowerment summit at the ICC in Abuja with accommodation and feeding provided during the course of the programme amongst other stuffs). To cut the long story short, I couldnt write all tanx to our otherwise dependable power supply, I couldn't charge my phone enough to do some research. She (my gf) had power on her phone so I talked her into writing anything since that was the last day. I told her to write on fashion but she wrote on education though. The list of successful writers came two days later and luckily for her, her name was shortlisted among the 9000+ successful writers. They were told to check their email for further information. It was then we discovered that she is to pay roughly 11 grand for her to get those benefits and stand a chance to be the ultimate winner via online voting poll. She is to potentially win a million naira and scholarship. My questions goes thus: Is this stuff genuine (I must confess, it looks real) why should the contestants pay some certain amount of money? Has anyone heard of it before? Is it real? Should she pay the money? I need answers please cos the deadline for payment is on Friday 14th of this month. Thanks for.your anticipated reasonable response. The website again is nigerianempowerment.org.ng (Ps: Ignore all typographical error as I have no time to proofread it)
Family / Re: Please What Would You Do If Your Dad Refuses To Allow Yo To Change Church by firmytobad(m): 7:45pm On Mar 01, 2015
you're sounding as if you are underage saying its not your dad dat cater for your welfare.... maybe he thinks you are not old enough apprentely
Fashion / Re: Ijeoma Rita Onyemaech, Lady With The Most Beautiful Face In Nigeria [PHOTOS] by firmytobad(m): 6:55am On Feb 25, 2015
believe me.... my gf is far prettier dan her
#mostprettygirlforyourvillage

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