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CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Falls On-Stage At Kukere Concert In London by Firstgentleman1(m): 8:00am On Jun 11, 2013
ypeace: If u hate dikeh with passion, like this post
ntoor. Shame don catch u. Hating ur fellow human being for no reason.

Thank God we have reasonable pple here that didn't even think of clicking like.
RomanceRe: Really Liked A Naija (yoruba) Girl And Regret Not Doing Anything (i'm Oyinbo) by Firstgentleman1(m): 4:47pm On Jun 06, 2013
TrickofTech: The state of harmony, NGO.
Kwara state?
PoliticsRe: Lekki-Bridge Tolling Stirs ‘Cyber-War’ On Nairaland - Punch by Firstgentleman1(m): 10:45pm On Jun 05, 2013
SamConquer: Dat One Is Nut A Wahala.Me and Yuzedo will arranging one Manshun For You.But Am Hopes You Getting Enough Moni.
Moni ke? See in-salt. Juz lemi c the pishure of the manshun and dupe lex, then i will trans pot the moni to u. Btw, my fada is billgate elder couzin inlaw. U gat that. So moni naw b prawblem.
PoliticsRe: Lekki-Bridge Tolling Stirs ‘Cyber-War’ On Nairaland - Punch by Firstgentleman1(m): 4:33pm On Jun 05, 2013
druid06: [/b]

In response to the bolded part above just showed how timid and little minded you are. Such an attention who-re. Your reaction could only come from a bit-ch and so you're bit-ch nigga. You saw it fit to tackle my simple advice to a fellow nairlander derailing from his usual self just because you want people to like your comments and fill that little ego you have. Kid, I have something better to do than wasting such precious time on such a waste and menace the society has produced to make our lives more miserable and that waste is you. I pity your father, I pity the old fool. So kid, go watch some cartoons smoke some weed and guzzle some sirrup since it's what kids your age does or get a job and stop being a little dic-k and a little piece of shi-t.
C wetin too much American film dey cause. Bros calm down na. Abi u no sabi wetin oyinbo pple dey call sense of humor again? Chai. Smh 4 dis guy.
PoliticsRe: Lekki-Bridge Tolling Stirs ‘Cyber-War’ On Nairaland - Punch by Firstgentleman1(m): 4:28pm On Jun 05, 2013
SamConquer: As You No get Papa how You go get respect for other people papa.I Like am e dey pain You.I don rubbish Your Comment,for page 1 even chop dozen Like on top.hahahahahaha :PAs You No get Papa how You go get respect for other people papa.I Like am e dey pain You.I don rubbish Your Comment,for page 1 even chop dozen Like on top.hahahahahaha tongue
hahahahahah. I don die o. No main d hater jare. Trying to beef chief sweetus.

Abeg u fit help me arrange beta manshun and duplex 4 banana iceland?
RomanceRe: Really Liked A Naija (yoruba) Girl And Regret Not Doing Anything (i'm Oyinbo) by Firstgentleman1(m): 9:08am On Jun 05, 2013
I have not seen anything American in your sentence constructions.

BTW, has anyone seen a typical American forum before? They dont write like this.

Am very sure this guy is a Nigerian. He had the fun he seeked. Congrats OP.
LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by Firstgentleman1(m): 2:11am On May 16, 2013
flow1759: where did you get the above information from?

Abi you dey work for Google? huh
No ooo. It is u that telled me na.

BTW, na class i dey jeje dey read for the 2 bloody exams wey i get 2day, nahim i cary my phone enta NL, i read ur 2 updates. As i dey type dis tin now, na me be the "official madman" for my department, now people go dey look say na only me no serious 4 dat dept. i laff sotey.............. For class wey silent pass graveyard for that matter...... for midnight. To cut dis tory short, flow u embarass me.
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LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by Firstgentleman1(m): 10:13am On May 15, 2013
dandollaz: madam this goes a long way to tell us that u r totally fake.you did not say anything about the originator or this problem and u call flow arrogant.am your fan but flow is the boom.you said you haven't read flow work.that's too bad just because he has alot of fans more than.nwanne flow forgive them,if you be barca u r messi,if you be realmadrid u be cr7,if you be man u u r sir alex ferguson.
Wia dis one comot 4rm? Ishi and flow don enta registry last week saturday, u dey here dey vex ontop natin. Make i break wetin happen down 4 u as per flow PA.

1. Ishilove dey crush on flow.
2. She don dey try catch flow attention since, buh flow no look her syd.
3. She come reason am say: "the kingdom of God suffereth violence and the violence taketh it by force".
4. No 3 don explain why she bribe one terrorist lyk dat come attack flow "mildly"(see english).
5. Before u go fit shout: it's a goal, flow fall under attack o.
6. The remaining story na top secret as na unto PM tinz.

The bottom line be say ishi don hook flow 4 court.

Morals of the story: "The end justifies the means".
#case dismissed#.
NB: I'm sorry for violation of rules no 21. I hope u will found it pertinental and temperemental to forgave me. Thanx in anticipation of no banning. Even if u did sef, flow will help me begged, it's not priding, it's just that i trust my boss. God bless.
Yours in christ
gentleman
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LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by Firstgentleman1(m): 8:53am On May 07, 2013
MoltenMagma: Guy, if Ishilove is boring, then Chimanda and Achebe are boring too.
I hope you are not trying to compare ishi with chimamanda or achebe? If you are..........
LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by Firstgentleman1(m): 8:40am On May 07, 2013
Chimaritoponcho: Mtchw imagine ishilove d most boring writer on NL talkin wen d best entertainer(oga FLOW) is talkin
Flow, no matter what happens pls jus know that u are 10 times better than ishi love in writing cos i see her IYAWO NYLON BAG as a cure to INSOMNIA
The best cure to insomnia to be precise.

When i finish with flow's story at night, i move on to ppa by mazi, then check on the fluctuating foxy, after that na on to sleeping tinz tanx to iyawo nylon bag.

Then you will come to this our thread that has enough originality and credibility and start forming prof critique.

And to those saying flow can use criticisms to be better, i advice you start from barrack boy, read through ibo boy wey like yoruba, check out the criticisms, read flow's replies to those criticisms, and then you would see as that has improved is writing skills.

If you want to crtic a work, don't do it like flow is defending his phd thesis before you. Just criticencourage(sic) him. This is a public forum and flow and some other interesting writers are trying to make our visit to nairaland worthwile.

NB: Ishi, what i wrote about your work, you can take that as a criticism.
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TV/MoviesRe: Half Of A Yellow Sun Confirmed As Nollywood’s Most Expensive Movie by Firstgentleman1(m): 7:59am On May 07, 2013
Cori_corde: Who here has seen Hotel Rwanda?

That's how I want this movie- which is also based on true events- to be made: emotionally powerful and accurate.
May God bless u 4 speaking my mind, i mean bring out d soft emotions in me, not producing noise, lemme sit, watch and stay glued. The book has succeeded in doing that already, i pray the film lives up to expectection.
EducationRe: JAMB-UTME 2013 Results Thread by Firstgentleman1(m): 11:16pm On May 05, 2013
Pls help me retrieve dis reg no: serial no: 130867126. Pin no: 1359234552217763, then help me check d result. Thanx so much
EducationRe: JAMB-UTME 2013 Results Thread by Firstgentleman1(m): 3:55pm On May 04, 2013
Idacrux: 2much of facebook,nairaland,2go is badt....students read ur books,,,,we dat are regular on nl we are either in d uni. Or graduates.
Bro, it's so so pathetic. If u see an average sec sch student now, it's either he/she is on facebook, 2go, whatsapp etc. They believe so much in expo. I pray for this year's waec and neco o. I can now see the reasons for the immature comments on NL....... I neva knew NL is being dominated by students from hometech.
EducationRe: JAMB-UTME 2013 Results Thread by Firstgentleman1(m): 11:28am On May 04, 2013
calcal: 35126366FD 03601063 Institution: Adeyemi College Of Education, Ondo Institution: Rufus Giwa Polytechnic, Owo Institution: Kogi State University, Anyigba Course: NCE, English/Social Studies Course: OND, Mass Communication Faculty: Law/Legal Studies Course: LL.B, Law REGISTRAR 1. This Result is Provisional. 2. You CANNOT use this document for employment or admission purposes. For further details, please refer to JAMB Course: NCE, English/Social Studies Course: OND, Mass Communication Faculty: Law/Legal Studies Course: LL.B, Law Aggregate = 181 Lit. in English = 52; Government = 37; Christian Rel. Know = 52; Use of English = 40; Local Govt. Area: Gender: ============================================================================================================================ NOTE: CHOICES EXAMINATION RESULT

35098235FG 02803292 Institution: College Of Education, Ikere Institution: Fed. Polytechnic, Ida Institution: Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile-Ife Course: NCE, Computer Education/Chemistry Course: OND, Computer Science Faculty: Medicine Course: M.B.B.S., Medicine And Surgery REGISTRAR 1. This Result is Provisional. 2. You CANNOT use this document for employment or admission purposes. For further details, please refer to JAMB Course: NCE, Computer Education/Chemistry Course: OND, Computer Science Faculty: Medicine Course: M.B.B.S., Medicine And Surgery Aggregate = 197 Physics = 60; Chemistry = 48; Biology = 43; Use of English = 46; Local Govt. Area: Gender: ===================================================================================================================
Thanx so much bro.
EducationRe: JAMB-UTME 2013 Results Thread by Firstgentleman1(m): 11:10am On May 04, 2013
Help me Wit dis two pls: 35126366fd. 35098235Fg. Thanx.
LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by Firstgentleman1(m): 1:02am On Apr 27, 2013
and d story gets hotter. Cracker@my eyes shone more than d sun.
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by Firstgentleman1(m): 5:58pm On Apr 25, 2013
result of the hiv test came out negative
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by Firstgentleman1(m): 1:39pm On Apr 24, 2013
sapphire86 z engaged already so please desist from following another man's fiance
LiteratureRe: A Man Worth Waiting For by Firstgentleman1(m): 1:34pm On Apr 24, 2013
omolola u tried alot bt plz wen u writting put d reader into consideration cos d illussion u created wasnt an african setting atal.aw will an african woman blush ?and dere dressing z nt african atall .bt all d same welldone
LiteratureRe: A Man Worth Waiting For by Firstgentleman1(m): 1:31pm On Apr 24, 2013
hmm
LiteratureRe: A Man Worth Waiting For by Firstgentleman1(m): 1:27pm On Apr 24, 2013
gal u tryed bt d illussion u created z nt dat of african.dis z an american romance novel.n d names and d description just kip on confusing d reader.d pictures u created cant b related to nigerian settings of all place.plz take d reader into consideration bfor writting anyaw bt apart from dat u r gud n u r d best
LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by Firstgentleman1(m): 12:37pm On Apr 24, 2013
flow1759: I was seeing "things".

I was seeing so many spiritual things as i lagged behind.

My eyes saw everywhere as a road. Everywhere was a road to walk on.

My eyes met with this beautiful pedestrian way by my left. The pedestrian way looked transparent and fine.

"Nigeria don dey better oh, see as government do road wey people go dey waka, see as e fine well well" I said to myself.

"see my guys dey waka for where motor dey pass, them no know say motor fit jam them, abeg me i go waka for dis fine place wey Government do for us to waka" I said to myself and i strayed to the beautiful Pedestrain way walking majestically.


"gboooooooooodooom!!" I landed into a mighty gutter full of water.
this got me cracking men. grin grin grin grin grin smiley smiley smiley grin. Flow u are gooder. Anyways, no dey diss my team for hia oo. gunners 4 lyf
EducationRe: List Of Illegal Degree Awarding Institutions Operating In Nigeria. by Firstgentleman1(m): 1:16pm On Apr 15, 2013
I have never heard about any of the schools listed above. I dont believe this trash. Why do we have brochures then? These schools dont even appear when u are registering online for utme. Or the pple attending the schools got in with only their o'level? Am confused, someone should please clarify things
CelebritiesRe: Top 30 World's Most-Beautiful Women In 2013 by Firstgentleman1(m): 11:22am On Apr 15, 2013
where is eva longoria? Btw, my own list. 1. Jessica alba. 2. Jessica alba. 3. Jessica alba 4. Jessica alba. 5. Jessica alba. 6. Eva longoria. 7. Freida pinto. 8. Christiana milan. 9-30. Others.
LiteratureRe: The Biography Of Foxybone --- A True Life Story by Firstgentleman1(m): 2:30pm On Apr 13, 2013
nyc work foxy.u gweat.n save journey
CelebritiesRe: Beautiful Faces Of Nadia Buari by Firstgentleman1(m): 7:13pm On Mar 20, 2013
front page for that matter. SMH undecided cry huh
LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by Firstgentleman1(m): 7:02pm On Mar 20, 2013
flowey, iwo noni wink
LiteratureRe: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by Firstgentleman1(m): 8:26pm On Mar 04, 2013
weldone. Awaiting d nxt story
LiteratureRe: Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba by Firstgentleman1(m): 6:51pm On Mar 04, 2013
Flow. Take 5.... no 10.... No u deserve more than 10. Take my GF. U're too much. I must confess at this juncture that u are d bomb. I follow stories silently without commenting, buh i have bn held spellbound since i started this story, so i don't hv any other choice than to comment my reserve since i have bn reserving my comment all these while. Bro, u nid to take dis to another level. More grease, engine oil, petrol to ur elbow man. #i will always feel d boy.#
CelebritiesRe: The Goldie Harvey Situation – Lest We Immortalize Nuisance by Firstgentleman1(op):
hmm
CelebritiesRe: The Goldie Harvey Situation – Lest We Immortalize Nuisance by Firstgentleman1(op): 11:00am On Feb 21, 2013
contd. who lived life as if
death was never going to come
and this is the real lesson here;
life is short, if you live it like Goldie
your death may come and meet
you in that state; what will you tell
your Creator? We cannot pretend
this is not the lesson here; it will
be one lie too many
Secondly, they ask us not to Judge
and we say to them since we are
in the spirit of not judging kindly
don’t judge the location of your
mouth so that you put your food
in your nose. We say to them that
in this spirit of not judging please
cross the road without judging
that a vehicle is close enough to
knock you down; maybe when
you are in the air you will realise
your stupidity.
We do not judge a person who
has faith that he or she will be in
the hellfire, we do not Judge that
the person’s bad is more than his/
her good, we do not Judge if God
will forgive a believer…..but we
judge that fornication and the
promotion of it is EVIL, and that
the one who represented evil
dead does not make evil good.
Some others will say an adult can
do what he or she likes and you
don’t have to force your life on
others. The question we have for
this set of confused mentally
colonized perverts is that this
same justification is given to
homosexuality and it will soon be
given to incest so that if a grown
up man and his grown up
daughter say they fell in love and
want to marry your kind will say
well it’s their life, it does not affect
me…. can you see now that you
are sick?
Conclusively, the lessons from this
unfortunate incident can be
summarized as thus;
1) Death can come at any time; be
prepared to meet your Lord.
2) Fame and fortunes are but
illusions, what matters is your
relationship with your Creator.
3) The enjoyment of this world is
fleeting; don’t let it deceive you.
4) Live a good life; one that does
not involve promoting lewdness
or any type of evil; death and
Judgment is real and it is no
respecter of status.
5) It was the honour given her
musical mentors that led the lady
to not just music but a
meaningless form upon which
her life ended so let’s ensure that
we do not turn scum into icons
because people will sure emulate
them.
May God Almighty give the family
fortitude to bear the lost and
guide them aright.
- This piece was originally
published on RiseNetworks.or g
Eseoghene Al-Faruq Ohwojeheri
writes from Benin City, Edo State.
CelebritiesThe Goldie Harvey Situation – Lest We Immortalize Nuisance by Firstgentleman1(op): 9:36am On Feb 21, 2013
About ten years ago I lost a friend
in an armed robbery incident.
Obviously the armed robbers
were not satisfied with robbing
they needed to make a point by
harming someone in the house
and my friend’s mother was their
target. As they swung the axe my
friend who was the scholar of our
class in secondary school
protected his mother with his
head…. he died; no national
award, no postmortem speech
from the Governor and of course
no celebrity burial; he was just
another guy, the fact that he took
a battle axe to his head for his
mother was irrelevant.
This and many more of it happens
in a country wherein people get
millions both in local and foreign
currency for playing football; a
country wherein comedians
shake hands with the President
and women who kiss strange
men on camera in the name of
acting take home National Award
and an immoral youth who made
fame singing about his private
part is given special opportunity
to interview the President in a
desperate campaign strategy
because the thinking is that the
community is populated by
zombies and bimbos who will
vote in a PHD holder on the
“honour” of a nuisance whose
only relevance to society, apart
from lewd music, is competition
in air and space. Thus the
question every sane Nigerian
should be asking is when will this
madness of undeserved honour
stop?
The death of the musician from
Ekiti, Goldie Harvey, and the
attempt to make it seem like we
lost an icon is another and
perhaps the worst of all these
madness. I do not believe that
death, which we will all face,
should make you a hero except
you died an honourable death.
When people just drop dead we
grieve and console the family not
tell blatant lies as to who they
were. This is why the statement of
the Ekiti State Governor is
worrisome. Mr. Kayode Fayemi is
reported to have described Goldie
as a “great daughter of Ekiti
State” and one has to wonder
upon what was this greatness
achieved? Are people now great
for singing meaningless songs
with promiscuous suggestions or
for taking and publishing
suggestive photos of themselves?
Since when did we consider it
greatness to appeal to the sexual
cravings of perverts and run after
men on camera in the name of a
reality show that is far from
reality? Since when did it become
great achievement that a lady is
even thought of as being a junkie
in her life time? How can this be
great?
In the past fathers will tell their
children “don’t bring shame to
this family” but nowadays shame
and shamelessness is celebrated
with such noise that you think the
Devil himself is in charge of
people’s life and even he has gone
crazy.
Ironically, around the same period
this unfortunate death occurred
Governor Theodora Orji of Abia
State was commending Mrs.
Nwanyieze Prosper for winning
the Purity Queen title for a lady
who kept her virginity until her
marriage; surprisingly some
Nigerians criticized the Governor
and even ‘accused’ him of giving
her a car whereas Governor
Kayode Fayemi was praised for
describing Goldie as a “bright
star” among other accolades
including that she lived a “fulfilled
life”. Indeed the world is upside
down.
The problem with giving honour
to people who did dishonourable
acts is that people will definitely
emulate them. The Dolly Parton’s
of this world made it a fashion for
women to expose their cleavage;
years on women have lost their
husbands to such exposure and
homes have collapsed; the Dr.
Dre’s of this world made being
“gangster” a fashionable thing
and years later the gangsters are
increasing and we even have a
gangster in the White House
killing innocent people with
Drones…. Martin Luther’s dreams
became a Nightmare. And this list
goes on and on; for every
irresponsible person you honour
you make irresponsibilit y the
“swag”, the same way for every
man who dies for his mother you
honour you make standing up
against oppression and
protecting the weak the in-
thing…. make your choice.
Lastly, we must clarify two issues.
The first one is with regards to
speaking “evil” about the dead
while the second one is the “who
are you to judge” comedy.
Firstly, the dead has already met
what he or she put forward
hence there is no need to speak
of its evil. What there is need to
do however is to either call the
living to an example to live by if
the dead is worthy of emulation
or to warn the living to stay away
from a wasteful lifestyle like that
of the dead

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