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ypeace: If u hate dikeh with passion, like this postntoor. Shame don catch u. Hating ur fellow human being for no reason. Thank God we have reasonable pple here that didn't even think of clicking like. |
TrickofTech: The state of harmony, NGO.Kwara state? |
SamConquer: Dat One Is Nut A Wahala.Me and Yuzedo will arranging one Manshun For You.But Am Hopes You Getting Enough Moni.Moni ke? See in-salt. Juz lemi c the pishure of the manshun and dupe lex, then i will trans pot the moni to u. Btw, my fada is billgate elder couzin inlaw. U gat that. So moni naw b prawblem. |
druid06: [/b]C wetin too much American film dey cause. Bros calm down na. Abi u no sabi wetin oyinbo pple dey call sense of humor again? Chai. Smh 4 dis guy. |
SamConquer: As You No get Papa how You go get respect for other people papa.I Like am e dey pain You.I don rubbish Your Comment,for page 1 even chop dozen Like on top.hahahahahaha :PAs You No get Papa how You go get respect for other people papa.I Like am e dey pain You.I don rubbish Your Comment,for page 1 even chop dozen Like on top.hahahahahahahahahahahah. I don die o. No main d hater jare. Trying to beef chief sweetus. Abeg u fit help me arrange beta manshun and duplex 4 banana iceland? |
I have not seen anything American in your sentence constructions. BTW, has anyone seen a typical American forum before? They dont write like this. Am very sure this guy is a Nigerian. He had the fun he seeked. Congrats OP. |
flow1759: where did you get the above information from?No ooo. It is u that telled me na. BTW, na class i dey jeje dey read for the 2 bloody exams wey i get 2day, nahim i cary my phone enta NL, i read ur 2 updates. As i dey type dis tin now, na me be the "official madman" for my department, now people go dey look say na only me no serious 4 dat dept. i laff sotey.............. For class wey silent pass graveyard for that matter...... for midnight. To cut dis tory short, flow u embarass me. |
dandollaz: madam this goes a long way to tell us that u r totally fake.you did not say anything about the originator or this problem and u call flow arrogant.am your fan but flow is the boom.you said you haven't read flow work.that's too bad just because he has alot of fans more than.nwanne flow forgive them,if you be barca u r messi,if you be realmadrid u be cr7,if you be man u u r sir alex ferguson.Wia dis one comot 4rm? Ishi and flow don enta registry last week saturday, u dey here dey vex ontop natin. Make i break wetin happen down 4 u as per flow PA. 1. Ishilove dey crush on flow. 2. She don dey try catch flow attention since, buh flow no look her syd. 3. She come reason am say: "the kingdom of God suffereth violence and the violence taketh it by force". 4. No 3 don explain why she bribe one terrorist lyk dat come attack flow "mildly"(see english). 5. Before u go fit shout: it's a goal, flow fall under attack o. 6. The remaining story na top secret as na unto PM tinz. The bottom line be say ishi don hook flow 4 court. Morals of the story: "The end justifies the means". #case dismissed#. NB: I'm sorry for violation of rules no 21. I hope u will found it pertinental and temperemental to forgave me. Thanx in anticipation of no banning. Even if u did sef, flow will help me begged, it's not priding, it's just that i trust my boss. God bless. Yours in christ gentleman |
MoltenMagma: Guy, if Ishilove is boring, then Chimanda and Achebe are boring too.I hope you are not trying to compare ishi with chimamanda or achebe? If you are.......... |
Chimaritoponcho: Mtchw imagine ishilove d most boring writer on NL talkin wen d best entertainer(oga FLOW) is talkinThe best cure to insomnia to be precise. When i finish with flow's story at night, i move on to ppa by mazi, then check on the fluctuating foxy, after that na on to sleeping tinz tanx to iyawo nylon bag. Then you will come to this our thread that has enough originality and credibility and start forming prof critique. And to those saying flow can use criticisms to be better, i advice you start from barrack boy, read through ibo boy wey like yoruba, check out the criticisms, read flow's replies to those criticisms, and then you would see as that has improved is writing skills. If you want to crtic a work, don't do it like flow is defending his phd thesis before you. Just criticencourage(sic) him. This is a public forum and flow and some other interesting writers are trying to make our visit to nairaland worthwile. NB: Ishi, what i wrote about your work, you can take that as a criticism. |
Cori_corde: Who here has seen Hotel Rwanda?May God bless u 4 speaking my mind, i mean bring out d soft emotions in me, not producing noise, lemme sit, watch and stay glued. The book has succeeded in doing that already, i pray the film lives up to expectection. |
Pls help me retrieve dis reg no: serial no: 130867126. Pin no: 1359234552217763, then help me check d result. Thanx so much |
Idacrux: 2much of facebook,nairaland,2go is badt....students read ur books,,,,we dat are regular on nl we are either in d uni. Or graduates.Bro, it's so so pathetic. If u see an average sec sch student now, it's either he/she is on facebook, 2go, whatsapp etc. They believe so much in expo. I pray for this year's waec and neco o. I can now see the reasons for the immature comments on NL....... I neva knew NL is being dominated by students from hometech. |
calcal: 35126366FD 03601063 Institution: Adeyemi College Of Education, Ondo Institution: Rufus Giwa Polytechnic, Owo Institution: Kogi State University, Anyigba Course: NCE, English/Social Studies Course: OND, Mass Communication Faculty: Law/Legal Studies Course: LL.B, Law REGISTRAR 1. This Result is Provisional. 2. You CANNOT use this document for employment or admission purposes. For further details, please refer to JAMB Course: NCE, English/Social Studies Course: OND, Mass Communication Faculty: Law/Legal Studies Course: LL.B, Law Aggregate = 181 Lit. in English = 52; Government = 37; Christian Rel. Know = 52; Use of English = 40; Local Govt. Area: Gender: ============================================================================================================================ NOTE: CHOICES EXAMINATION RESULTThanx so much bro. |
Help me Wit dis two pls: 35126366fd. 35098235Fg. Thanx. |
and d story gets hotter. Cracker@my eyes shone more than d sun. |
result of the hiv test came out negative |
sapphire86 z engaged already so please desist from following another man's fiance |
omolola u tried alot bt plz wen u writting put d reader into consideration cos d illussion u created wasnt an african setting atal.aw will an african woman blush ?and dere dressing z nt african atall .bt all d same welldone |
hmm |
gal u tryed bt d illussion u created z nt dat of african.dis z an american romance novel.n d names and d description just kip on confusing d reader.d pictures u created cant b related to nigerian settings of all place.plz take d reader into consideration bfor writting anyaw bt apart from dat u r gud n u r d best |
flow1759: I was seeing "things".this got me cracking men. . Flow u are gooder. Anyways, no dey diss my team for hia oo. gunners 4 lyf |
I have never heard about any of the schools listed above. I dont believe this trash. Why do we have brochures then? These schools dont even appear when u are registering online for utme. Or the pple attending the schools got in with only their o'level? Am confused, someone should please clarify things |
where is eva longoria? Btw, my own list. 1. Jessica alba. 2. Jessica alba. 3. Jessica alba 4. Jessica alba. 5. Jessica alba. 6. Eva longoria. 7. Freida pinto. 8. Christiana milan. 9-30. Others. |
nyc work foxy.u gweat.n save journey |
front page for that matter. SMH ![]() |
flowey, iwo noni ![]() |
weldone. Awaiting d nxt story |
Flow. Take 5.... no 10.... No u deserve more than 10. Take my GF. U're too much. I must confess at this juncture that u are d bomb. I follow stories silently without commenting, buh i have bn held spellbound since i started this story, so i don't hv any other choice than to comment my reserve since i have bn reserving my comment all these while. Bro, u nid to take dis to another level. More grease, engine oil, petrol to ur elbow man. #i will always feel d boy.# |
hmm |
contd. who lived life as if death was never going to come and this is the real lesson here; life is short, if you live it like Goldie your death may come and meet you in that state; what will you tell your Creator? We cannot pretend this is not the lesson here; it will be one lie too many Secondly, they ask us not to Judge and we say to them since we are in the spirit of not judging kindly don’t judge the location of your mouth so that you put your food in your nose. We say to them that in this spirit of not judging please cross the road without judging that a vehicle is close enough to knock you down; maybe when you are in the air you will realise your stupidity. We do not judge a person who has faith that he or she will be in the hellfire, we do not Judge that the person’s bad is more than his/ her good, we do not Judge if God will forgive a believer…..but we judge that fornication and the promotion of it is EVIL, and that the one who represented evil dead does not make evil good. Some others will say an adult can do what he or she likes and you don’t have to force your life on others. The question we have for this set of confused mentally colonized perverts is that this same justification is given to homosexuality and it will soon be given to incest so that if a grown up man and his grown up daughter say they fell in love and want to marry your kind will say well it’s their life, it does not affect me…. can you see now that you are sick? Conclusively, the lessons from this unfortunate incident can be summarized as thus; 1) Death can come at any time; be prepared to meet your Lord. 2) Fame and fortunes are but illusions, what matters is your relationship with your Creator. 3) The enjoyment of this world is fleeting; don’t let it deceive you. 4) Live a good life; one that does not involve promoting lewdness or any type of evil; death and Judgment is real and it is no respecter of status. 5) It was the honour given her musical mentors that led the lady to not just music but a meaningless form upon which her life ended so let’s ensure that we do not turn scum into icons because people will sure emulate them. May God Almighty give the family fortitude to bear the lost and guide them aright. - This piece was originally published on RiseNetworks.or g Eseoghene Al-Faruq Ohwojeheri writes from Benin City, Edo State. |
About ten years ago I lost a friend in an armed robbery incident. Obviously the armed robbers were not satisfied with robbing they needed to make a point by harming someone in the house and my friend’s mother was their target. As they swung the axe my friend who was the scholar of our class in secondary school protected his mother with his head…. he died; no national award, no postmortem speech from the Governor and of course no celebrity burial; he was just another guy, the fact that he took a battle axe to his head for his mother was irrelevant. This and many more of it happens in a country wherein people get millions both in local and foreign currency for playing football; a country wherein comedians shake hands with the President and women who kiss strange men on camera in the name of acting take home National Award and an immoral youth who made fame singing about his private part is given special opportunity to interview the President in a desperate campaign strategy because the thinking is that the community is populated by zombies and bimbos who will vote in a PHD holder on the “honour” of a nuisance whose only relevance to society, apart from lewd music, is competition in air and space. Thus the question every sane Nigerian should be asking is when will this madness of undeserved honour stop? The death of the musician from Ekiti, Goldie Harvey, and the attempt to make it seem like we lost an icon is another and perhaps the worst of all these madness. I do not believe that death, which we will all face, should make you a hero except you died an honourable death. When people just drop dead we grieve and console the family not tell blatant lies as to who they were. This is why the statement of the Ekiti State Governor is worrisome. Mr. Kayode Fayemi is reported to have described Goldie as a “great daughter of Ekiti State” and one has to wonder upon what was this greatness achieved? Are people now great for singing meaningless songs with promiscuous suggestions or for taking and publishing suggestive photos of themselves? Since when did we consider it greatness to appeal to the sexual cravings of perverts and run after men on camera in the name of a reality show that is far from reality? Since when did it become great achievement that a lady is even thought of as being a junkie in her life time? How can this be great? In the past fathers will tell their children “don’t bring shame to this family” but nowadays shame and shamelessness is celebrated with such noise that you think the Devil himself is in charge of people’s life and even he has gone crazy. Ironically, around the same period this unfortunate death occurred Governor Theodora Orji of Abia State was commending Mrs. Nwanyieze Prosper for winning the Purity Queen title for a lady who kept her virginity until her marriage; surprisingly some Nigerians criticized the Governor and even ‘accused’ him of giving her a car whereas Governor Kayode Fayemi was praised for describing Goldie as a “bright star” among other accolades including that she lived a “fulfilled life”. Indeed the world is upside down. The problem with giving honour to people who did dishonourable acts is that people will definitely emulate them. The Dolly Parton’s of this world made it a fashion for women to expose their cleavage; years on women have lost their husbands to such exposure and homes have collapsed; the Dr. Dre’s of this world made being “gangster” a fashionable thing and years later the gangsters are increasing and we even have a gangster in the White House killing innocent people with Drones…. Martin Luther’s dreams became a Nightmare. And this list goes on and on; for every irresponsible person you honour you make irresponsibilit y the “swag”, the same way for every man who dies for his mother you honour you make standing up against oppression and protecting the weak the in- thing…. make your choice. Lastly, we must clarify two issues. The first one is with regards to speaking “evil” about the dead while the second one is the “who are you to judge” comedy. Firstly, the dead has already met what he or she put forward hence there is no need to speak of its evil. What there is need to do however is to either call the living to an example to live by if the dead is worthy of emulation or to warn the living to stay away from a wasteful lifestyle like that of the dead |


