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The rock5555: *in SCOAN style*

Thank you Jesus,

Am healed

Thank you all for the encouragement and prayers wether better or fake.

Typing in progress......

The rock5555: My pple am very sorry i wont be updating tonite because since morning i had a great bout of flu and now fever don join.

The two update i wrte today na with half eye because i weak no be small.

By God grace if i recover i go continue tomorow.

Thanks all.

PEACE!!!!

The rock5555: *yawns* Am back pple, make i go brush teeth and chop that sweet smelling rice my sister cook this morning.

*knees down and prays* God abeg make ASUU to wait till next year before calling off strike, so that my sister go continue dey cook for me.

By the way this thread don make me forget my babe(s) chai, make i begin dial their number because i nid puny juice to clear my head today and bring una plenty updates

The rock5555: Good morning ladies and gentleman, make i go sleep my early morning sleep, i would be back

The rock5555: First of all thank u for opening my 19 page wit ur comment from ur hard earned mb, but i come dey wonder if adult school no dey ur area because u nid to be registered there.

And for calling my story goat poo, i for insult u back but today na sunday if not i would have called us a big fo'ol.

How would a sensible person read story from page zero to 18 and still comment again, just tell me say u don dey follow, u are welcomed to the familly sir.

osy4u: please mode,hw do we knw d age of nairalanders.seems majority ar below 23.please try 2 post topics that wil encourage more adults,or is nairaland a youngstars forum?

yemi2plus: lol.. I thought a female is the author of the story, abi una dey gather write am?

Cavalli: There are instances when you feel that nature is against you. When you try to do one thing, you find it turning to another. For the record, it was not my first post-utme. I wonder why my dada kept insisting I put KSU as both my first and second choice. An Igala girl that did not grow up at home. I grew up in Kwara state, did both my primary and secondary education there. If my father wanted me to learn my culture, she should have shipped me to my grandmum's. He did none of this and I for one don't even know the road to my village, but why then does he want me in Anyigba. I still wonder what kind of culture I would learn in a university setting.

''Ufedo, ai ke gwe mi da lo lu. E ni exam ne?'' (Ufedo, this one you are here sleeping. Don't you have exam to write?)

That was my Uncle's wife. I tossed and turned on bed. Joseph had called me and made my night. He kept professing love but the distance between us was really much. I won't say how I feel about him though. He might be reading too.

''Na lo. 2 o'un ci exam mi'' (I will go. My exam is by 2pm)

I replied her. Two of my cousins were also there. While Ajima had exam by 10am, Eleojo had hers same time with me. I had experience so I already had the fore knowledge that KSU don't keep to time. But then, it was still 6am in the morning. I needed to catch sleep and maybe dream of Joseph once more.

''Wa ke je'un ko''(Come and eat, food is ready)

My ever caring Aunt came to wake me up. I stood up and walked to the dining. Eleojo and Ajima were already dressed. I for one had not even brush my teeth but I felt since my exam was 2pm, no point being ina hurry. I settled down to pigeon pea (okpa) cake with red maize pap. Eating a food known to my people really had me wishing I was based there. But no, I prefer Kwara.

''Please, wait for me to get dressed.''

I screamed from the room. I had take my bath in a record time and applied make-up in the twinkle of an eye. I had to put on something simple. Something to make the examiners know I was not going to be a bad girl if given admission.

''See as you hot''

Eleojo complimented as I stepped out. Well who wouldn't, I am beautiful, endowed in the right places and sexy with a knowing. Necks were surely gonna turn. We all stepped out of my uncle's house into the morning sun. It was 9am. I felt we were going to early. I need to see the reaction of those students and examiners when I walk into the school.

We stopped 3 bikes which took us to the school. This was where the problem started because instead of turning necks, I was the once turning my neck. The whole place was filled to the brim. Like 1 million people applied. I could not see the beginning of the line and the ending was like 5 kilometers from where we stood. Students were still pouring into the school. Gosh, no one even noticed I was beautiful as they faced the matter at hand.

This is where the term of women being weaker sex comes into play. I felt weak from my neck to my legs. How on earth was I going to wait in line? I got the answer almost immediately. BOYS!!!

All I need to do was rub their head and stomach and they weill create a space for me. I looked at my cousins, winked and told them:

''Game on!''

yemi2plus: LMFAO.. You're killing it dear, I just can't stop laughing. Please update more.
Just an observation, why not interpret the Igala language?
Most of us don't know the language. Before I forget "Olodudu" to you

The rock5555: #typing from children section#

PEACE!!

The rock5555: But y u forsake ya room na, dust don full am o.

Thanks all the same.

Me i dey hear 'o yes we poppin champange like i won a chapionsihp game' for my old ba3 radio

The rock5555: Grace ke, na one girl wey i go time for church

The rock5555: Toor i don show. Just imagine i follow one man go dedicate him house, even pure water no reach me sef. But i go dey type de go