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dingbang:
chei.. and u are crushing on senaj? lwkmd.. kwantinue

I'm only crushing bro, e never reach that place where your mind dey carry you go oo...

SmellingAnus:
good advice bro... Op I recommend this advice for you..

That's one of the reasons we are here bro.

Eglobalma:
I am at this point in my life where i feel really empty. I hv about 150k to my name, an iphone a laptop. I dont hv a gf cuz i feel like im not ready for one. Im in my mid 20's and i dont really have a job or a certificate. I used to do wild stuff to feel the gap for all the emptiness i felt. Bt even dat isnt enough anymore, i dont know wat to do with myself or my money. And yeah i still live with my parents. Im so bored and confused and depressed, nothing excites me right now and its killing me. I want to go buy earings right now and wear cuz i need to feel alive, i feel so empty. Pls advice me, since there are no shrinks (pysch doctors) in nigeria, pls no insults just advice

Nigga, you are the architect of your own peril....the motivation, happiness and fulfilment you sort after lies within you....don't have time to inspire you to your desired place in life but click my profile and open the thread "what it is like coming from a zero/poor family background and the way to succeed in life", you'd understand that the position you are currently occupying millions of people are praying for God to take them there and where you are aspiring somebody is already seated there...inother for you to get to that level your heart pants after, one rule is, "you must always be self motivated, don't always wait for an encouragement....you chase your happiness and get it for yourself...as for the reason why you say you are "empty", that i don't really grasp...if because you thing it's due to the fact that you don't have a girl to call your own then i doubt your priorities...


For a man who wants to succeed in life, woman should be the last thing in his mind.

dingbang:
u Don bang Sarah yet?

I no know who be sarah oo.

dingbang:
any problem?

Noooo, jumps through the fence and runs away

And in the end you still can't deduce the fact that it's a man's world...even Godhimself can atest to this.

The first lady to comment is gradually becoming annoying to me eventhough she's my friend...i doubt if she understood what she posted.

Tyviv:
So because d babe is now interested in you and trying to be nice,na bad thing

Why the impromptu turn in her psychopatic behaviour towards the op huh?...some of you girls eh.

SmellingAnus:
I admire your courage.... I wish you the best.... And may you have a good man and post your pre-wedding pics next year... It's my prayer for you...

Couldn't help more but to add amen to this prayer....


One more thing lest i forget....you want a husband keep yourself wifeable....restrain yourself from unnecessary gathering of young girls who marriage is still far in their mind....attend social parties not clubs…attend more of wedding receptions...don't be a psychopath neither a sociopath...just try to be yourself in everything you do.

onyiiella:
Who big yash epp

Oops, because your own dey flaccid

MONITZ:
**staring is the right word **

Ohhh, my badt...stirring is to ginger or motivate…i shoulda known...my humour is tempered with

Neyoor:
Rara o, he went on exile.

Chai, he's one dude i like on nairaland.

dingbang:
OK leme do this shiii this year..



Name : Ben



Age : twenties



Occupation : MMM Guider




Relationship status : In Between




Those I like on romance section : Queensuccubus, falconey




Those I dislike: everyone in the awon weyrey group, everyone in the Knights group




Those I find annoying: Mrcork




Those I can't help but read their posts: explorers




Those I follow and wish follows me back : none



Why do I follow those who follow me: I follow them if they are within same vicinity as I am.



Romancelander that I would have one night stand with but won't date: . Well frankly speaking I want to bang berlynn in a doggy position.




Romancelander I can date or have a crush on: none






My favorite mod: lalasticlala



Romancelander I used to get along with but not anymore : Dat should be misspicy. I wonder why everyone used to get along with her but not anymore lately.







Romancelanders that I try to avoid quoting: mynd44



Nairalander that I will love to give a dirty slap in public someday: airforce1






Which romancelander is fake: misspicy, laveda,




Nairalander that tries too hard: mrcork





Who do I often disagree with on romance section: none




Romancelander I secretly wish we both can get to know each other : onila, reminiscing










My favorite Romancelanders: adaksbullet






Funniest romancelander: adaksbullet






Romancelander with the best threads: mamagee3



Romancelander's diary I stalk: mhiz






Which nairalander's personality that's similar to mine? : that should be falconey





Nairalander that I would go on a second and first base with? : none






Nairalanders i"ve met physically or i"d like to meet someday : well i"ve met iykekelvins. I"d like to meet adaksbullet, seun, lalasticlala, hungerbad and tosyne2much.





Nairalanders I consider smart : falconey






Which female Nairalander do I consider sexy:? Now this is a stupid question.. you know why? Because Pictures deceive. Unless i've met them physically, only then can I tell if they sexy or nad...




Romancelander I consider ugly: laveda


Romance Section Mr Nice guy ; firstking01

You wan bang berlynn

dingbang:
u sure abt that?

Lol, yeah.

Did he actually de-activate?

Hmmm, i'd just waka pass...btw, did i say waka pass ?

Incest loading.....98%

My mother cannot chose wife for me…

Btw, divorce her asap.

jelanyy:
Tnkz Aniker......u are also fine

You are welcome dear.

falconey:
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I no say i go see you here

Are they the same person?

Op, you are not too far from the truth.

Lwkm....The dude staring be like "make she open maka kuku shuk am inside".

Utter nonsense.

pweetychyka:

I ain't no kidding...i'm thrilled

pweetychyka:
Wen I recharge, I will

Wait, na you get that sweet voice

OghenL:
Hmmm.... Resort to insulting someone at any given chance, its not like we ve met and we had issues. Why not drop ur point without those words?

Well, thanks anyway

My point is, treat other people's sister the way you want your dora or sis to be treated.

You seem to me like an irresponsible man…you won't be a good husband i swear...flirting is in your DNA...at this your age and status you are still into using girls and dumping them....let me just control my anger cos if i wanna unleash whats on my mind you won't like it…you knew you won't take her serious why did you ask her out?...do you know if she na_ked and swear for you it will catch up with you?...where did she go wrong huh?, well, let me leave you in the hands of karma...you are very wicked.

pweetychyka:
eyaaa sowiiii

Ma fone has been refusing whatsapp over a period of tym

Are you calling me?

pweetychyka:
Lets keep chatting via mail will call when I recharge ma phone

I hate that mail sh!t…it's too stressful