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uzolexis:
It is not the same for all true believing churches like you say.

4. Why does the church want to see the dowry and bride price list
18. why can't i throw a night party prior to my wedding
10. why does the the church want to modify my reception program?
7. Why can't I have a tail on my wedding gown?
14. Why can't my husband wear a waist coat if he likes

And why would you throw a night party huh…i'm sure you are not a christian, and even if you claim to be, you sure are not born again...or perhaps, you one these born against

MadCow1:
SO you judge a 'TRUE BIBLE BELIEVING CHURCH; by their adherence to these same draconian rules?

Tell me where in the Bible were these rules stated?

No Night Parties?! Really?! How about the Church also give them a Bed time and the sex position to copulate with....



And people wonder why the number of unbelievers are on the rise..

Close your mouth and stop spewing garbish…from this your self deluded analyses about the bible it shows you don't know sh!t about the bible...ask questions and learn so you may grow thereby

MadCow1:
SO you judge a 'TRUE BIBLE BELIEVING CHURCH; by their adherence to these same draconian rules?

Tell me where in the Bible were these rules stated?

No Night Parties?! Really?! How about the Church also give them a Bed time and the sex position to copulate with....



And people wonder why the number of unbelievers are on the rise..

Close your mouth and stop spewing garbish…from this your self deluded analyses about the bible it shows you don't know sh!t about the bible...

pweetychyka:
good morning dear!

Do u observe any scam like I jez did?

No i did not dear, tell me about it.

Viccur:
I will try to make this epistle short with simple diction. I happened to have a female friend(yes female friend not girlfriend i dnt have one though) who has been longing to know my place but i was always declining each time she asks to know. Ok finally i acceeded and agreed to let her know. Yes there comes the day, she called and asked me to come pick her at a busstop after she alighted from the bus. Went there to pick her and asked what she would want me to cook for her. Her request was plantain. Bought it and we both went straight to my place to fry for her. As i was frying we were gisting, laughing and all that. After i was done she was eating and we were catching fun. After she battled the plantain i stepped out to pick smth and on my return lo and behold i found her in my bed. Initially i didnt have anything in mind but immediately i saw her in my bed i said to myself that is a GreenLight and my head was going to and fro. That moment when a busty girl is in your bed and you are lost in your imaginations. Inshort i was basking in the euphoria of her endowed 'ingredients' We engaged in talking again b4 i knew it i was in bed too doing 'stuffs' but not close to s** cos there was no condom. While doing 'stuffs' she was giving me attitude like 'stop now', 'i will report you to my boyfriend o', 'i am shy'(why shall you shy?) and other shitty talks. She was laughing though as she was saying that. It got to a point she had a long face and asked to leave. I was like(i no talk am oo na 4my mind) you activated the greenlight and now suddenly you are angry wtf! My question is why was she angry? Am i supposed to do smth which i overlooked? i dont get. Been calling her line but she's not picking. Insults are allowed

Next time learn not to rush things even when she showed you blue light....make her get to the extend where she will be the one craving for you and from there take it one step at a time and you will see her begging like "put it in, put it na, fast fast"

They do so because they want to be brighter than their future i guess.

bigiyaro:
Hehehehee, let churches continue dis ego massaging bullshyt. With less than 20k a shoe shining aboki can marry his Islamic 4 four wives and spew his almajiris all over d place, whom have the tenacity to survive against all odds, by the end of the next 20 years Christianity will be almost non existence in Nigeria, at least for now the north eastern part is already almost cleared of Christianity. Slowly but surely it will come to pass.

Keep wallowing in ignorance and be forcing any minor you see on the street into marriage and rape in most cases....you 've seen the christian proceedures and conditions for marriage above....if you look at it critically you'd observe that we have decent courtesies to follow and people are giving out for marriage when they are of age and not to force a 12 year old girl into what she doesn't even know, asif that's not enough if she refuses you sex you'd still force and rape her...you guys should be ashamed....unam.

And what's wrong with the list…for all i know it's the same procedures for all true bible believing churches...there's nothing new here if you are really a committed worker in church and you know the doctrines of wedding/marriage...what they are simply saying is, dress decently, let the church commitee know your wedding plans on time and keep to time on your wedding day...is that really a hard thing to do??

dustydee:

Una funny here, no be small

minet15:
Op already said it was ridiculous na

He doesn't know the meaning of ridiculous then.

You are a notherner i guess

This is weird man

Winnelyn:
Ok

And that's why they bash you most times here

And i 'll see all these signs and still stick with her in the relationship or what, i'd 've dumped you before you say jack.

Winnelyn:
[i] jobless mofo [/i]te author=CallMeSCOFIELD post=50305457] you sounded so pained is that you on your profile pics?

I find your dp and comments contradictory most times

And i givirup from here.

Kk

pweetychyka:
I smell scam
firstking01 I need u here pls fynestboi

I'm here.

herbie27:
Calm down brother!, no body is fighting with you...you claimed to have done heaven and earth for her but her first time of rejecting your advances you asked her to get out.
Is that love?, and which responsible guy takes his gf to a guest house?.

Let me tell you now as a secret...girls don't like the guest house or brothel idea.

Mtcheeew.

The thought of my over swollen ego won't just let me go chyk a pretty girl esp if i percieve her pride from afar off, i 'll kuku just avoid her.

And the said niqqa might just be one cool and humble dude offline and y'all are here killing yourselves.

herbie27:
An eatery or your house would have been a better place.
It made her look like a prostitute...and from your statement it shows she wasn't your gf but one you just needed to bleep.

Smh, you dnt know sh!t abt her…this is a girl i 've done almost every goddam thing for, all her siblings know me including her mum...that's the first time we agreed on having intimacy/sex but she ruined that day for me and you are here spewing garbish

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herbie27:
I am not understanding joor!...you just took her to a brothel of all the places to take a bae to?.

Why will you understand when all you know is eatery!!! eatery!!! eatery!!!…and btw, it was a guest house sha.

intrepid:
Ol boy, e be like say we be same o. Those are just her two songs I like and I play" Let it flow "all the time.

I guess it was written by BabyFace, but rendered by Toni

Meanwhile, Toni is not too well now. Been in the hospital diagnosed with Lupus

O my holy sh!t, may nothing happen to her...that's how we lost whitney and uptill today i'm still crying for her demise…to worsen issues her daughter later joined her

herbie27:
Your bae?, and you no get house?.

I had visitors na, you should understand

That's how one agreed that we would go to the brothel together....on getting to the brothel the man in charge said i should pay 1k for 1hr eventhough i knew we would not stay upto 1hr in that room...the man now took us to one well furnished room with one sweet well dressed bed...as me and my bae entered the room, sat on the bed gisted for a couple of mins, so, i decided to go close and hold her from behind, surprisingly, the next thing my supposed "girl friend" uttered was "ud, wait wait wait, you brought me here to have sex with me"??, i was like, shou to my utmost amazement ...well, from that moment i parked her handbag and all her belongings give to her, ngwanu, halele, vamus and with the speed of usain bolt i asked her to go cos i dnt wanna set my eyes on her....something we agreed on before that day o...she later started telling me that shebi i knew she just finished seeing her period?...as far as i know that sh!t had dried up before that day...nigerian girls.

intrepid:
Thanks bro.It was a typo introduced there by my phone predictor and i didn't check.

Correction done.

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jashar:
Hello sweets.......

Hw u?