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jonaifame22:

jonaifame22:
I reject it on her behalf in jesus name!

jonaifame22:
she's not 17 she's 12.

slimthugchimee:
Why do you pay more attention to what ladies do and say.

Why do you attack men so easily unlike straight women that forgive men easily.


why do dey hardly reply guys pm


Dont you think you may be lesbian/bisexual at heart.

I am suspecting most of you please prove me wrong

jonaifame22:
I was awoken dis morning by my phone ringing and it was my smallie calling dis precious mondai morning and I heard her lovely voice on the other end of the fone and she said," hello israel good morning should I still come cos I jus left home" or shld I be goin 2 skool straight" and I replied and told her to march down to my house straight then she cut the call.

Immediately wth the speed of lightning, I rose up laid my bed,wash the toilet clean,swept the kitchen,packed my game console well and called my sister and encouraged her to dress and go out and maintain as mch as 50 metres yard frm the house and then I took my bath and quickly went to buy fuel and my small fone rang in the filling station and she told me she's on my street that I shld come out and take her in, I told her where I was and then she waited for me then after buying fuel, I headed back home and when I got to my street I saw her,wow she looked so beautiful and innocent and then I alighted frm the bike and we went in, thank Goodness the house was free and as we got in I first of all plasterd a powerful hug at her,

I almost didn't expect her to come cos gals of these days have "promise and fail" as there middle name jus before their surname and then I pecked her cos my heart was full and drooling wth joy most especially my dick,cos last night was very cold and I drank tea twice buh deep down I knew that tea is not my problem and if not because police raided the brothel close to my area I wld have gone there and check mate konji and defeat it to a stand still wth the pvssy of one of the lovely prostitutes there.

So there was light and my fone was charging then as we joked she asked me if I had internet on my fone and I repiled "yes" then she took it and started browsing 2go, I didn't want to rush so I let her entertain herself cos we still had till 3pm for enuff show down,




So after some 50 minutes or there abt, I went to her on the bed and wrapped my body around her and kissed her allover and she responded by wrapping her legs around me as we frenched kissed, chai dat gal is a fire kisser, so as we kissed my fone rang for the reply of her chat on 2 go and she didn't take it up to reply,then she said something to me"u've jus made me wet" and as we broke frm the kiss, she went to the bathroom and then I took my fone to browse NL and reply my thread as regards my poem for laveda last night, I jus saw her chat on 2go where she was sex chatting and the guy was typing dirty abt svckn her and her breast and she replied him saying" ouch u're killing me,I'm on the bed, ouch I'm squeezing the bed sheet n I'm holding the pillow and bla bla bla,, then it dawned on me that I'm wth the godess of sex in full human flesh I was challenged and I vowed that I'll defeat her today and she will go back to her kingdom in shreds



Then she came out of the bathroom and joined me in bed wth her shirt unbuttoned and jus her bra still in place as she landed on the bed, I drew close to her. And raised her bra up to one side and sucked one of her breast and she moaned "aahhhh, aaahhhhhh, uuuuuhhhhhnnnnn uuuuuuuuhhhhnnn. Hsssssssss,aaahhhhh, as she moaned my dick gave my boxers turbulent pokes as it erected to it's maximum then she further provoked my dick more as she reached for my dick wth her hands as I sucked her. As she rubbed my dick I released, chai, then I heard a voice saying in my mind" in ur own house this gal must not defeat you" hmmmmmmmmm, then my dick calmed down abt, then she sat up and loosed her bra and then I told her to wait and then I helped her pull her shirt and pulled her skirt and pant,



Then I went to the bathrroom to shower and then I bounced back in2 my room she was already rubbing her pvssy and I joined her on the bed wth my dick partially erect buh still curved to the right and then I part her legs like the conflunce sign of river niger and river benue and I buried my head in betweem her legs and ate the dish her pvssy had to offer, chai as I svcked her,her pvssy released lots and lots of tasteless jiuce and I drank it all and ate her pvssy like it's my saari for the ramadan fast of today.



As I svcked her she held my head wth her both hands and wrapped her both legs around my neck as she turn frm side to side like some one abt to transform to a snake or even fish sef,, and she called my name issssssrrrrrrraaaaaaeell hsssssssssss,issssssrrrrrraeeellll uhhhhnnnnnnnn, isssssssssrrrrrrrreeeeelllll, uhhhhhhhhnnnnnn, and she begged me to fvck her and by then my dick was erect and standing like pole that a flag is abt to be hung on and then I rose up and knelt down on the bed and used my dick and rubbed her clit and she held her head wth her two hands,then slid my dick in2 her and she arched her back and held my waist and asked me to fvck her gently as I begun fvckn her, I squeezed her yansh and rubbed her laps and as I licked her neck and she moaned "hssssssssssss,usssshhhhhhhh, and then I felt my warm akamu preparing to spill and then I came and filled her up wth my akamu and wth my dick still inside of her, I kissed her and she responded by kissing me back and when I looked at her face properly she had little tears in her eyes, then I went to prepare indomie and we fvcked 3 more rounds and played car race on playstation and she left by 3:20pm

seadopoint:
This touched me.

There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind.

She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her.

She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I will marry you.'

One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend.

He asked her,’ Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?'

The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him.

Her boyfriend left her in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.'

This is how the human brain often works when our status changes.

Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most painful situations.

Life Is a Gift

Today before you say an unkind word -

Think of someone who can't speak.

Before you complain about the taste of your food - Think of someone who has nothing to eat.

Before you complain about your husband or wife - Think of someone who's crying out to ALMIGHTY GOD for a companion.

Today before you complain about life -

Think of someone who died too young.

Before you complain about your children -

Think of someone who desires children but they're barren.

Before you argue about your dirty house someone didn't clean or sweep -

Think of the people who are living in the streets.

Before whining about the distance you drive

Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet.

And when you are tired and complain about your job -

Think of the unemployed, the disabled, and those who wish they had your job.

But before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another -

Remember that not one of us is without sin and we all answer to one MAKER.

And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down -

Wipe the tears and wear a smile on your face to thank GOD you're alive and still around to hope for lots.

And before you think of closing this platform,
Please think of sharing this with as many people including your deep thought. It might change someone's thinking towards Life...

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mukina2:
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udysweet:
I don't know this moniker that tagged me. Who are the rest contestants and how is voting done? Not really follwed this miss Nairaland thingy thoo. E song idem o ndito ete ye ndito eka

TSOM:
Ikpa, kom abodiè? Ami nte ayen eka m'fo mma se ke ayen iban Mimzy ayaya mma diongho idem akem ntak ado anam yak ami nda mme ayen. Afo amadiongho ke nto ukang nnyin ese'da eno eti nkpo now? Afo mme ba ke the team already.

Mimzy idoho owo ase nim usua. Ikpa, yak edian ubok yak Mimzy ado Miss Nairaland. Spread the message even more than ever, bro.

layla129:
Can't even keep it quiet...infact i will jump up and wear my clothes on the spot. who the eff is Julianiah?
some women can endure...

refiner:
Hi

PoliticalThuG:
e pain am

TSOM:
UDYSWEET , Jesusboiy, Komzyb, Anonimi, RozayX5, Sweetlemon, FirstKing01, ProphetUdeme, Annangboy , ndito eka, ini ado adi kem. Fik ubok nno Mimzy.

refiner:
Aiight, lets talk Buhari vs GEJ

ellacute45: