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[quote author=sofigail post=45086024][/quote]You are still hanging in there as in, i dnt gerrit ??

sofigail:
an humble question with harsh tone.if naija guys were to be a formula to solve maths ,you will get it wrong from the beginning.

Lol, see your logical response...btw, how are you?

sofigail:
.that's mean

Nope, is rather a humble question i asked you...or would you have preferred him to lie to you that he doesn't have a gf and be fvcking you as a side chick??...cos i know you girls love it when a guy is lying to you??

Maxi112:
padi, this guy own worse pass ur own

Hehehehehe, my own na mere heartbreak which i presume we 've @one point experienced it...but stripping a girl in her period to the extend of percieving the stench smell from her V.G...mehhn, that's insane.

So, which do you prefer op?,,,for him to be fvcking you as side chick ba??

Owambe, nairaland guys no go gree o....them like sex the way arsen wenger like 4th position

Fia, pukes..

A male under female monicker

Park01:
awww, nice one bro! be smart enough to guard ur heart with pride this tym around, don't wanna read such post abt u this year again, every heartbreak this year, holy ghost!!!.... fire

hehehehehe, lwkmfinish

Preciousgirl:
Jesus Nairaland Food Blood Omo Sand

Nairaland is your second priority ba?,,,,you need help asap.

vybzkartel:
1. Jesus
2. Bible
3. Church
4. Music
5. Food
6. Wife/husband
7. Sex
8. Job
9. Academics
10. Friends
11. Girl friend


TThis is mine

What about you?

After church is supposed to be education then food...sex should come last.

Goan and drink kunu

Goan and drink kuku

Vinshu:
Men are promiscuous by nature. The gene to cheat is there as their brain is in between their legs

One day i 'll come look for you in ukraine

pennytration:
So pple still dey fall in love. Has nl guys learnt nothing. Anyway wen she breaks ur heart make sure u dont bring it to nl like firstking01 did. D girl might even be reading dis thread while another guy is drilling her kitten....

She's not like that...she's a well known nairalander here.

Park01:
hahahahah! Thank God for u, shy u done recover from u recent heartbreak

I dnt wallow in heartbreak...one of the best pills for heartbreak is start loving another girl asap.

Na 7 sure pass

What can i say, congrats...i'm also in love with one, we exchanged contacts yestadae...hope she calls today...



Truth is, if you 've been an adent member of this section, and you are missing out in one of these pretty divas on nairaland, mehhn, you suck

pussyeater:
Walahi No. 5, 7 and 8 make sense die, forget sunny afternoon, na to chop bellefull

Walla kalai...you like food gan

It's usually light breakfast in the morning,,,garri @noon, and anything can go for the night

Comon sense is never comon

God, i lick am tire...worst part was that i was using my second fingers to lick it

Op, i'd delibrately not advice you

Raheem sterlind na idiot

Love comes to those who believe in it

winkmart:
I invited a lady I met on Okcupid and the next thing she said was, can I come with my roomate.

Well I asked them to both come around and it seemed they had planned to spend the night.

I had sex with them both that night...

This is how it happened.

I didn't realise I was in for a serious night until when Simi and Tolu arrived in my estate. They were both on a very short fitting gown and I must tell, there full body shape was on display and it all looked as if I should begin to enter them from the gate, where I was waiting for them both.

We exchanged pleasantries and headed straight to my apartment which was the flat behind the building. My neighbor, Mr Akpan and his wife were at their balcony and from the way he called me Chairman, I knew he was in full imagination of what I was going to do with 2 ladies coming into my apartment at around 11p. m. It was so certain they were sleeping over.

We got into my flat and these ladies went straight into my kitchen to see if I had anything done. I initially considered them to be Elebi Special, not even realising they quite needed some energy in anticipation of the work to be done that night.

Though I didn't in my widest thought envisage a thresomee with them. I was only thinking Simi was trying to be safe. Maybe that was why she came with her friend.

I asked if they needed to take a shower and they responded in the affirmative. I led them to the bathroom and went to get some few Ciroc from my mini bar. I felt heavy in my bladder and decided to use the twin bathroom, when I heard some moaning sound from the other bathroom.

I wondered what was going on and then I heard Simi telling her friend to suck her pussyy and and stop the fingering, I guess she must have kneeled, while Simi placed her leg on her shoulders because I could hear Simi's head hitting lightly against the bathroom wall.

So these ladies are lesbian partners and decided to use my bathroom for their night show you when I was supposed to be the decider of that. I didn't know they had big plans for me.

That night was the bomb.......


......Later things, I need just 20 likes to continue

Wetin sef...you wan carry the likes build upstirs ni...abeg con finish the story jare

sirAmeh:
Dream on brother!!!

Nobi for benabau??...all we need is just a goal, and i'd send you park in

See match

sirAmeh:
CR7 na our boy!!!! So, una dey una own!!!!

Iheanacho go show am perper

This is the highest debute in iheanacho's career so far...champions league semi final...locking horns with the likes of ronaldo, bale and luka mordic

sirAmeh:
na who,we for support?

Because of ronaldo ba?...e go fly una lyk flybee for benabou