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PussySandie:
First and foremost. I give glory to God almighty, the invisible one, the All sufficient, the eternal rock of ages, the ancient of days, the everlasting God, My provider, my deliverer, my fortress, my defence, my great shepherd, for giving me the opportunity to witness today.. A cute lady was born decades ago and she's a year older today..

Nairalannders, pls help me praise the Lord.

*You are all invited to my birthday party tomorrow 09/01/2015 at Vertigo Bar, Elegushi beach, by 4pm*

PS: Tell the bouncers at the Elegushi gate you're going for Sandra's bday at vertigo, or you can show them this message as a pass if you don't want to pay 1k gate fee.

Thanks to some guys and a particular lady here(sorry I won't mention her moniker), for the birthday wishes. I'm still surprise how you guys got to know Today is my birthday..

I'd like to see some nairalanders tomorrow. I can't wait

God bless u much..

give us a full discription of d venue naw ha,,,,is it in ph or lag??

Eyekandi:
U agree

yeah sure...and there's no answer or reason to why it is that way...we must learn to live with it, cos sm people are even destined for it.

Most times wen i log on to nl and read sm threads and coments, i cnt just help bt laugh out loud , esp in romance section...if we call it end time relationship nw, una go say we be endtime crew...owk, give me one reason why dis one is nt endtime relationship?,,,u loved and cared for smbdy, instead of d person to reciprocate ur love, he dey take am for granted, was dis nt why jesus christ cried out in matt 24 dat in d last days, d love of many will grow cold??...is it nt happening nw??...is dis nt endtime love??

SexyCeline:
That's the irony of life... Just like i for instance i like b0rn2fuck for his simplicity and honesty bout life buh yet i can't date him coz that dude is soo addicted to fvcking. Yet am dying for one hot nairaland dude lyk dat buh the nigga don't even have my time. Painful world.

and this is wats happening to u nw i guess

This has been the trend since the time of metuselah op

Eyekandi:
It's really sad yea.

lol

Yawns,,,,awww, it's day break already

refiner:
well fank God I no be ur gal...just fank ur stars....

na werring u for do??...muku hear word jare...na ur type dem for prank well well sef

Arsenal potentiaL Signing

Peterpan222:
hello thank you for the reply. I never cling nor spy nor snoop on her. As I stated on my right up, I gave her every freedom she needed. There are so many frnds of hers the she has introduced me to.. Sometimes she even shout on just ordinary frnds of hers for tempering with he phone.. Telling them even my boyfriend doesn't touch my fone...pls what other sort of snooping are u taking about

yes...i still say 95% of we guys snoop on our gfs, except u dnt luv her...u 've done it before, knowingly or unknowingly...my advice, relationship of nowadays comes with too many headaches, so, if u cnt cope with it, stay away for nw until ur psychologicaly, emotionally and mentally, even financially prepared.

Peterpan222:
hello thank you for the reply. I never cling nor spy nor snoop on her. As I stated on my right up, I gave her every freedom she needed. There are so many frnds of hers the she has introduced me to.. Sometimes she even shout on just ordinary frnds of hers for tempering with he phone.. Telling them even my boyfriend doesn't touch my fone...pls what other sort of snooping are u taking about

yes...i still say 95% of we guys snoop on our gfs, except u dnt luv her...h ave done it before, knowingly or unknowingly...my advice, relationship of nowadays comes with too many headaches, so, if u cnt cope with it, stay away for nw until ur psychologicaly, emotionally and mentally, even financially prepared.

DestinyCHILD1:
What an experience!!! @Op this should be a big lesson to others that post careless comments on social platform. We should thread carefully!

it's nt even his coments that deprived him the job opportunity bt his moniker, stupidity

Joke of the century

Evathyst:
Why won't you people be single when you guys wouldn't stop bashing we ladies.


Money una no dey gree spend. Lolz!

hehehehe...our eye dat open na...we want 50/50 relationship

Welcm on board, bt mk sure u reply pms o

Cutehector:
U welcome

hwfar

Lucialovely:
Seriously speaking it is not easy at all, just try doing a very busy or tedious work something dat will take ur time all through the day so that wat u do wen you come back late will be eat and sleep. I give you just two weeks you will forget the name of whoever it is . Thank me later

all these mechanical work wnt help my dear...let her just play the song i recomened to her, she wnt knw wen she comes outa d trauma

poshestmina:
I don't have a rough face

just ignore all these people...look for chris deburgh album and play it...esp dis track...more than this, by d tym u finish listening to that track, u'd find urslf already dusted and boosted for the next heartbrk...u no go fear heartbreak agn ah swear op...give it a shot and tank me later

YourMain:
Awh. Focus on yourself. Make yourself busy. Let yourself grief and give yourself time. Don't be too harsh on yourself. You are absolutely beautiful. And it's not your fault. Know that what your feeling is temporary and there are better times ahead.

wats d meaning of ur signature ma'am??

Ehen....buy d card go inside na

Hadez:
So you expect us to say yes to ever man that comes our way? Mr don't conclude. What is it with guys in nairaland? So rude to women

u neva chichontin ....shey u just joined nl?...welcm tho

What where u expecting when ur gf left for NYSC?...it's hard for a gal who's a virgin to go to NYSC and come back the same way...it's very hard, ur case is pathetic tho...sorry o

LUDALOOLO:
Sex might help

lol...na lie jor

obiorathesubtle:
lemme guess.. That your friend na very crazy guy abi?.. I've never heard of any obiora who is normal..


Anyway.. I might not have anyone to tag and be "friendly" with or at..

he used to missbehave sha, bt admission favoured him along the line...he's nw a grad in mech...so, sm obiora are normal...only speak for urslf broda man.

Drinking
Smoking
Womanizing
These are the three things that are most likely to send a man to his early grave.
I dnt do any, bt i hate the first two passionately

obiorathesubtle:
I will not be a part of this nonsense!

obiora...dis ur name reminds me of one of my friend ...anyway, loosen up small na, d thread is a friendly one

Luv y'all,,,,dats all i 've got to dispense

bloodyBLOGGER:
you might not even know when you do such. Check out this phone call scenario:

Bae: hi boyfriend, where are you?

You: am at kenny's party

Bae: what is he celebrating

You: he's celebrating his brand new car

Bae: ok



What do you think your babe will be think of afterwards? She'll start weighing the both of you and wondering why you are not the one celebrating a brand new car. The innocent you won't know you just advertised your friend to her.

Do you get it now?

We sometimes do these things without knowing, and babes pick up subtle informations easily.

u dint present it like dis na in d write up??

brownsug:
Just don't wonna put it

leme jhes see and den u remove it back

Wat the littlemamaid above said dat attracted 5 likes is true , it will be hard for exes to come togeda without being untapped or untouched...twill be really hard.

Instead of me togo brace myself, increase my husstlinq strength, na togo dey brag abt ma niggar wey hammer to my gf huh...i must be extremely foolish to do dat...no sane guy does dat op

RexKex:
True!


It's a Good thing you used the word "Most". I know We still have very Few Sensible ones. Very Few.


& Your Number 6 though "You have to keep given them more" More of what exactly Sex Money OR Love

ofcourse, u just mentioned d 3 tins na