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ziego:
Where is the bin LoL

it's smbody else's work...i knw d original writer

grad2012:
seriously, where is ur sense of humor cant u recognize a joke when u see one why must u take everything seriously,can't I just joke

ok

Would ReaLLy WaNNa Know....
GooDGirLs HardLy Com€ By These Days...
Guys Have You Noticed It?...
N.B...Not FemaLe BashinG ThreaD...
Cos i Hate Bashing My Sisters here....Neither Am i Generalizing...
What Is Our Fate In The Nearest Future?8-)....
Guys Pour Out Your Heart Here...
Ladies, You Can Also Chip In One Or Two Things....
If You Thing Your Are Worthy....GooDMorning My LoveLies....

Allow it to happen...your @your own disposal:/...

leoblaze:
Bro in dis our naija, babes prefer successful men. Dey are not ready to come behind

bt in d end, u wud a woman to settle with?

grad2012:
mtewwwww. watever mehn i still like to see kekeke

come on, ur a gal, u shud be decent

bronzegoddess:
nope

u dnt like him?

bronzegoddess:
I did not reciprocate

bt u guys are friends na

bronzegoddess:
I did not reciprocate

bt u guys are friends na

tripplephi:
MY SISTER, FOCUS CREATES BLINDNESS, IF YOU REALLY WANNA SUCCEED IN BOOKWORK THAT GUY IS AN AGENT OF SATAN TO DETER YOU FROM SUCCESS O.... DONT LET A FOOL KISS YOU AND DO NOT LET A KISS FOOL YOU. THIS IS THE BITTER TRUTH OF LIFE... THE TIMES WHERE REAL SUCCESSFUL GUYS GO FOR BUSTY AND UNEDUCATED LADIES IS LONG GONE O.... BUT A LADY WITH GREAT INTELLIGENCE AND WITTY ACUMEN WILL NOT BE SINGLE FOR LONG BECAUSE SHE HAS SOMETHING TO OFFER.... WORK ON YOUR CAREER AND REJECT A BOYFRIEND MATERIAL SO THAT YOU CAN GET A HUSBAND MATERIAL. SEE HAVE SEX OR DATING WHEN YOU BOTH ARE SUCCESSFUL IS MORE BLISSFUL THAN WHEN YOU BOTH ARE BROKE..... IF YOU NEED MORE COUNSEL PLS PM ME. ELSE IN ONE WORD... RUN FROM DATING GUYS TOO EARLY... ITS A DISTRACTION TO DESTINY

op...dis is a word.

bronzegoddess:
no, he wasn't friendzoned, he's just a toaster.

and wat was ur reciprocations like wen he was toasting u

Panache7:
I was introduced by rawpadgin
He told me good & bad things about nairaland

Just thought I should see for myselfmyself

i smell a rat here...ur d rawpadgin himsel...cos dats wats trending her nw:|

I stopped following d write up wen i got to no 5....i tink dats d pros and cons of d whole issue abt men...obey and respect dem.

Oladimejy:
TELL US!

2000bc:/

Oladimejy:
TELL US!

mtcheeew:/

ziego:
Its funny how this may sound so funny but yet so true, that feeling you get when a chick your have been crushing on, finally agrees to pay you a visit..lolss omo na #Godwin you go dey sing ….

checkout 10 things guys do when they are expecting a girl at home:

1. They sweep the room tidy prior to her arrival if the room has not been swept for days

2. They tell their friends not to spend too much time with them when she arrives

3. They try to change their boxers and underwear even wen it is not really dirty

4. They make provision for condoms in case of necessity, hoping if miracle might happen

5. They go to the petrol station to buy petrol in case Nepa messes up



6. They keep looking at their watches every second

7. They spend more minutes brushing their teeth than the normal time

8. They spray so much amount of perfume, though it might not really scent well

9. They make an estimation of how much they are going 2 spend

10. They are so expectant that they keep hoping their phones rings

Ooyah lets have fun in here on a super Thursday morning so Feel free 2 add yours…lols

Enjoy the rest of your day

u stole dis from d recycled bin.

Why is it that when it comes to women...their list is always endless:/

Zceesneh:
Nairalander imagine one girl turn me down she told me that am too broke and that i can't maintain her that am too small for her, thunder fire her u told her i can't take care of here, by the way, do u date someone for money?

fvck:/

Khd95:
Iranu

op, wetin consign u sef...haba::/

Khd95:
Iranu

op, wetin consign u sef...haba:|:/

Khd95:
Iranu

op, wetin consign u sef...haba:|

grad2012:
Kekekeke ,I wish I cud see too what der doing.

pervet

Precel1:
Just love and make sure your don't cheat

i hate cheating dude

Pours spit;(

Op, if u have bin on nairaland, or bin following topics on dis forum for sm tym, ion fink u'd have a problm on dis, trust me cos there's an article i once read here on hw to approach a lady by one guy, i tink his moniker is smtin like, xxxxxx. D guy gud die....i realy learnt smtin frm his tips...i applied it, trust me, d tink work wonders8-)...start by complimentin her...start by anytin u see her doin @dat point in tym...start by d kinda clothe she's putin on...infact, look around her, u must find smtin to strike a convo wit her...bt neva be dull guy...explore sm sense of humour, bt no too act drama o...tell her she look lyk one of ur frnd studying law in ur skul...my brother, by dis tym u don go far...also, try to mk her laff...i just used dis tactics dis week, and gues wat..e dey go tugele tugele like my frnd akas in wazobia fm wud say

welli:
na ja ha je hahahhahahahah.why d ugly one's

lmao @ur moniker, well asin inside well wer dey draw water?

bdaf:
I've A Problem Approaching Beautiful Girls. What Do I Do?

I've a little problem wooing a beautiful girl. What do I do?

need i ask wat d lil probs is cos i knw it's lack of self esteem and d fear of being turned dwn.

iamSi:
My 1 year old daughter and she muttered "Ahbeatu (I will beat you)"

chai, i can imagine it bro

mizquote:
my sweetheart.
last month.

u told him u love him since last month ba?

bronzegoddess:
A guy. I lied tho, all those "tell me you love me" type of guy. Mumu pple

u friendzoned him shey??

Myself...cos, dats wer love starts from.

Rubbish