Its funny how this may sound so funny but yet so true, that feeling you get when a chick your have been crushing on, finally agrees to pay you a visit..lolss omo na #Godwin you go dey sing ….

checkout 10 things guys do when they are expecting a girl at home:

1. They sweep the room tidy prior to her arrival if the room has not been swept for days

2. They tell their friends not to spend too much time with them when she arrives

3. They try to change their boxers and underwear even wen it is not really dirty

4. They make provision for condoms in case of necessity, hoping if miracle might happen

5. They go to the petrol station to buy petrol in case Nepa messes up



6. They keep looking at their watches every second

7. They spend more minutes brushing their teeth than the normal time

8. They spray so much amount of perfume, though it might not really scent well

9. They make an estimation of how much they are going 2 spend

10. They are so expectant that they keep hoping their phones rings

Ooyah lets have fun in here on a super Thursday morning so Feel free 2 add yours…lols

Enjoy the rest of your day

Ik

Which country are u that it's still Thursday on ur side?

Funny

U nailed it... Esp no9, it happens mostly wen I was a broke nigg in school. But dt spirit of fornication would nt just let go. U plan hw u would spend jst 2h on her, and in case she by any means tell yhu shez okay(u would feel so happy frm d depth of ur heart).



I can't forget d day I formed to d extent of buying with ma last penny a 5hundred naira worth of food fr a girl wen I dnt hv food in d hostel to eat and it was late at night, she asked If I won't mind eating thou buh I told her I ate diff types of food in ma hostel. Chaii hungry wey catch me dt day no be moi moi... I no ft sleep well, I tried all I could to get garri frm ma neighboure but to all in vain... That day was a great day for me, all bcoz of p**sy. I dn retire for d game o, even thou I now live in plenty.

lol so true... u made me reminiscing about one day like dat...

meanwhile

i believe that all women are pretty without makeup, but with the right makeup they can be pretty powerful. are you a makeup artist? can you apply the right makeup for all occassions? why not click on my signature to register your services? Sabiboy... someone somewhere needs your services

ziego:
Its funny how this may sound so funny but yet so true, that feeling you get when a chick your have been crushing on, finally agrees to pay you a visit..lolss omo na #Godwin you go dey sing ….

checkout 10 things guys do when they are expecting a girl at home:

1. They sweep the room tidy prior to her arrival if the room has not been swept for days

2. They tell their friends not to spend too much time with them when she arrives

3. They try to change their boxers and underwear even wen it is not really dirty

4. They make provision for condoms in case of necessity, hoping if miracle might happen

5. They go to the petrol station to buy petrol in case Nepa messes up



6. They keep looking at their watches every second

7. They spend more minutes brushing their teeth than the normal time

8. They spray so much amount of perfume, though it might not really scent well

9. They make an estimation of how much they are going 2 spend

10. They are so expectant that they keep hoping their phones rings

Ooyah lets have fun in here on a super Thursday morning so Feel free 2 add yours…lols

Enjoy the rest of your day

u stole dis from d recycled bin.

ziego:
Its funny how this may sound so funny but yet so true, that feeling you get when a chick your have been crushing on, finally agrees to pay you a visit..lolss omo na #Godwin you go dey sing ….

checkout 10 things guys do when they are expecting a girl at home:

1. They sweep the room tidy prior to her arrival if the room has not been swept for days

2. They tell their friends not to spend too much time with them when she arrives

3. They try to change their boxers and underwear even wen it is not really dirty

4. They make provision for condoms in case of necessity, hoping if miracle might happen

5. They go to the petrol station to buy petrol in case Nepa messes up



6. They keep looking at their watches every second

7. They spend more minutes brushing their teeth than the normal time

8. They spray so much amount of perfume, though it might not really scent well

9. They make an estimation of how much they are going 2 spend

10. They are so expectant that they keep hoping their phones rings

Ooyah lets have fun in here on a super Thursday morning so Feel free 2 add yours…lols

Enjoy the rest of your day

Lol...Niggas be like "hell yeah, on point"

Hilarious .... BT wait ooo, op are you guilty of dese acts?. .

firstking01:
u stole dis from d recycled bin.

Where is the bin
LoL

ziego:


Where is the bin LoL

it's smbody else's work...i knw d original writer

firstking01:
it's smbody else's work...i knw d original writer

U wan call 911 for me?

ziego:


U wan call 911 for me?

yes, u stole, u knw its an offence

They arrange indomie in case she says she's hungry and wants to go home.
They arrange with the local kiosk owner to bring the drink at their signal
Some arrange blues music even though they only listen to raggae. To put her in the mood i guess.
Some fake being sick so she can actually come closer.
They remove all furniture from the room even plastic chairs so when she comes her only option will be the bed.
Crazy things guys do huh

firstking01:
yes, u stole, u knw its an offence

Okay

Call 0809999999999991111111111111

Akposkool:
They arrange indomie in case she says she's hungry and wants to go home.
They arrange with the local kiosk owner to bring the drink at their signal
Some arrange blues music even though they only listen to raggae. To put her in the mood i guess.
Some fake being sick so she can actually come closer.
They remove all furniture from the room even plastic chairs so when she comes her only option will be the bed.
Crazy things guys do huh

lolzzz

Confession time