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Zceesneh:
Is it possible to have a flawless face? i think is not possible because one tiny pimple must be found in ur face, if is possible, then how is it possible? Am currently using skineal for acne treatment buh is not as flawless as expected, am not bothered, no knowledge is a waste just want to know

op, its one tin God blessd me with, there's no one iota of pimple on ma face...

delectablegyal:
Jez asking though. Pre-marital sex is celebrated these days.

personally, i dnt abhore premarital sex, or am i an advocate for it...bt for d married, its berra after d day's work, cos brings relief of stress after work, and it helps in burning off sm calories...strictly for d married.

YourMain:
I'm not 16!!!!

i knw na, sweet16 doesn't mean ur 16, it means ur sweet, soft and tender:/

KashyBaby:
Yes oooo...I can't wait to see this beautiful country..

wow...cant wait to wlcm u wit my arms widely open for a warmeth embrace

KashyBaby:
I'm trying my best to learn this funny language before I step down to Ng next yr way to go...

seriously, ur visiting us next yr

KashyBaby:
Firstking01 u dey scatter my brain now ooo...
I no no understand wetin u dey yarn...Lol. damn! Excuse my pidgin...it's really hard to learn this language.

wow, u sef dey speak pidgin?, i doubt ur a filipiny, abi na filipine, lol .

jonaifame22:
Not again,how did I find myself here,pls can someone take me by the hands and lead me outta here

oh sowie, didn't knw ur blind all dis while.

jonaifame22:
Not again,how did I find myself here,pls can someone take me by the hands and lead me outta here

oh sowie, didn't knw ur blind all dis while.

KashyBaby:
Aaawww...true love.

lol, op, d ban wey dey come for u dey jug dey come for road

YourMain:
Scope ?

my sweet16

eldeeswaggs:
I wouldn't want to bore u with my long epistle, so lemme jst go straight 2d gist.
2yrs ago after my youth service I was planning 2 further my studies abroad preferably one of d universities in UK. My aunty resides there and she has been making plans 4me 2 come visit her. I was so happy wit the way the arrangement was going. Fast forward to some month, I got my visa and was set 4 UK, My 1st trip ever to UK ....I arrived at my auntie's house at about 9pm sha, I started ironing my clothes for next day. She laughed at me so much and said 'NEPA no dey take light here'. Nevertheless, I proceeded and ironed my clothes o, in case of incasity. 2 days later, she came back from work to ask why I had not touched the bowl of fruits on the table. The bowl had green grapes, clean firm yellow bananas and some big red apples - none resembled our Naija own o. I thought they were plastic aswear. I did not realize they were edible fruits, I had been dusting the fruits since I came as part of morning routine thinking they were table decoration.
Ignorance is not bliss o! Naso shame catch me finish.
Please feel free 2 add your own experience.

luv ur openeness and sincerity. If na sm dude here, dey'd be feeling fly...i like simple ppl.

damiolly:
I don't evn av to dowload it. Ujex tel mi aw u want it. If its like 30 mins mix I cn forwrd dat to u via whatsapp on 14 mb nd if its one hr plus, wil put it online fr u to download. Jex giv me ur list of songs

lerra bos, cus, it wll take me smtym.....

damiolly:
I don't evn av to dowload it. Ujex tel mi aw u want it. If its like 30 mins mix I cn forwrd dat to u via whatsapp on 14 mb nd if its one hr plus, wil put it online fr u to download. Jex giv me ur list of songs

lerra bos, cus, it wll take me smtym.

Eve0000:
lol tnx actually its not a low cut,it just appears that way in the pix

oh sowie...

keenn:
I was the fellow that narrated how I got attracted to this very lady that does regular exercise early in the morning...then made plans to approach her not knowing she is a lecturer...those who read my story will understand my drift.

My fear then was, I would b posted to her department, where she happens to be a consultant and would be under her watch for couple of months...as things turned out, I wasn't posted to her unit, so there was less eye contact.

Being a medical student, so as to meet up with school expenses, i do jobs, manual jobs really in school and hostels (can't give details of my job description, would like to concede my identity and that of the said consultant)

Yesterday, I was having a walk-talk with a female house-officer(title for a new doctor)-just got to meet her that day and was accompanying her to her quarters when I saw this consultant conversing with two men. Then I remembered the so much threat and wonderful advice giving to me on this forum, after telling the house officer bye, I approached her regardless of who those men were and the following conversation ensued

Me: good afternoon, I tried having a conversation with u the other day but seems you are most times busy to say hi to.

Her: really! I can remember u

(The other two men were like, is this guy mad)

Me: I want to make a proposal to u, I and some friends of mine jog to the stadium every Saturday, since u are exercise inclined u would want to join us

Her: she smiled and said 'thanks, i like to exercise alone'

Me: are u scared?

Her: scared! Scared of what?

Me: I find ur exercise routine intimidating, and would like to put u to the test, I mean, jogging side by side with real men -immortals.

(the men were now looking at us like mumu, she knew the conversation will get more interesting so she said to me)

Her: can u wait a little let me be done with this men?

Me: sure

(after about 5min she was done)

Her: are u not so so and so-(she mentioned my name)
(I was dumbfounded, how did she know my name?) and you do so so and so jobs? (I was like what da!)

Me: yes and I also do other stuffs too, I listed them

Her: can u come to my room, I have some stuffs to fix.

(o boy!)

Me: yes but not right away, I need to go change and get my tools(sounding professional)

Her: let me have ur number so I can call u when am ready.

Me: I would rather have urs, I have a flat battery now, so would call u when am good(my phone was fine)

(ran to hostel, got my tools, changed, called her I was ready, then over to her place)

I think she wanted to proof she has money (being a consultant), to show me her gadget and stuffs she has. I did jobs that were even outside my job description. I
Was like, am sorry, I can't do so so and so, they are outside my job description...she was like, dot worry, i'll pay u.

She lay on her bed watching me throughout as I sweat out trying to do my job(I felt embarrassed though, if not for money), nevertheless, we talked at length and it got so interesting.

After the days work, I got paid (handsomely) and we parted ways.

Lots of crazy thought came to my mind, but wanted it professional

During our conversation, I encouraged her to give me a call in case she gets lonly and needed someone to talk to.

To my peeps, any advice?

oga, u berra come continue to dey act dis film o.

ophy:
Am kinda tired right now... i think i will be more happy if am into a relationship...

dats a lie...if u wanna be happy, stay away frm loving a gal.

Eve0000:
m gud

ur pretty, esp wit dat lowcut

ophy:
Am tired of my single life, need someone to make me happy
seriously oooo
nairalanders help ooo

I attend one of the finest private university, sure boi me, fine boi mee...
Abeg ladies make una turn up.
am also a blogger sef...oya

lalasticlala

....and u rink dose criterions wud fetch u a gal dat will mk u hapi abi?, u berra focus more on ur career and hit it, and u'd see dem flock around u lyk santa clause in d midst of lil children.

ophy:
Am tired of my single life, need someone to make me happy
seriously oooo
nairalanders help ooo

I attend one of the finest private university, sure boi me, fine boi mee...
Abeg ladies make una turn up.
am also a blogger sef...oya

lalasticlala

....and u rink dose criterions wud fetch u a gal dat will mk u hapi abi?

Eve0000:
hi

sup wid yhu?

tosyne2much:
Wat an hilarious thread

oga mi

Chai.

Eve0000:
"They said",,my advice is that you both visit 3 different pastors and if they all say the same thing then il advice you to quit

hi..

she don add small sha...frm 2005 till nw.

Vecto:
Class captain stil dhe dull na...

no mind am, e tink say being a class monitor means say u go automatically sabi book. Sm ppl sef.

omusiliyu:
I think you're the one that's dumb.

People like you can easily be poisoned.

How will you take a liquid milk from a cup Without knowing how it arrived there.

u sef eh, dats his aunty's house na, and more over, am sure dats nt his first visit, and dats definitely nt d first tym he's drinking tea there.

chris4gold:
e sweet?

chai @sm responses...una no fit kiee me wit laff

CaroLyner:
am sure she's joking.her breast milk wouldnt fill up a cup

did d op say d milk filled d cup?

klassiquette:
I stay in Uyo (school), Eket (first home) and ph(second home)

so, wer will u spend dis christmas

Rapoo:
does the word love exist Well, i have fallen in lust not love.

falling inlove is innevitable bro, mayb u locked up ur hrt cosof ur past experience.

djgrafiti:
Hahaha in due time bro

time still dey for me...i neva even finish skul.

damiolly:
how du u want it? How many hrs nd Mb size?

i tink to dwnload 3songs wud take u lyk 10mb, dependind on hw long d song wud play.