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What's with the laughing smiley

DonCortino:
Ok, I can see u are god!
Cheers.

If you make me your God, no wahala cos even the bible said in psalm 86:2 that i am a "god"

eezeribe:
Women are promiscuous by nature...
Even Eve in the Bible,left Adam in the bush and was "romancing" a "serpent" at home.

Lwkmd.

Introverts are boring sets of species.

DonCortino:
Jesus or his disciples never collected tithes why are today's pastors doing so?
During d breaking of bread, jesus used bread and wine ( mind u wine is an alcoholic beverage) how come todays pastor use d communion without wine?

All these are symbolic gestures, its the intent of ur heart that matters. Baptism by immersion or sprinkling or pouring of water is baptism. My take!

You are on your own bro....from the way you are sounding you seem aloof and you know nothing scripturally wise, smh...have a nice day.

falconey:
Boss I took two months hiatus to put my shit together, how are you holding up?

We 've been digging it deep and firing on all cylinders....hope the shit you 've put together is sticking together

Martin124:
My dear NL friends I need you people to help me out on the right track,,,I love someone here she's quite older than me I think and also far from me,,,,but she intend comming down to my location according to her plan!!!I just need you friends to tell me if what am aiming @ iz gonna be ok or I should cut off,,,,

You mean she's a nairalander?

sizzlers:
Pls over look my bag english,
I really need deep clarification and understanding about the so called baptism by immersion, I have a Catholic, and I was baptised in Catholic as an adult not as infant, so I know decided to change my place of worship for reasons best known to me, currently am attending "christ embassy" I have to called the name, but it seems that am not regarded despite my efforts and my little givings, like my name is not in the data based, they keep hammering on this "must be baptised by immersion" of a thing, which crack me up Cus I know I have been baptised, must I have second baptism? Will it make me more holier than I am now, what impact will it have on me, to me it will have no impact, secondly, I love to also attend the foundation school but it seems the immersion of a thing is blocking the way Cus without immersion there will be no foundation for for you, so iam kinda confuse abt the whole thing. Cus my spirit is not accepting the second baptism by immersion, and am committed to do all I can to move the ministry forward if they will just accept me as I am. Pls I need advice from you guys "atheist pls stay off". Moderators pls help me frontpaged this.

Jesus went into river jordan and got baptised by john, so, any baptism that's not done by immersion is NOT a baptism...you also recall the story of philip and the ethiopian eunoch....catholic's way of baptism is faulty....go through a baptismal class in christ embassy after which you'd be baptised.

falconey:
boxer007 come and masturbate on this......

You scarce ghen ghen......mr falconey.

And i don't understand a shit on what you put upthere

It's very so necessary

otemanuduno:
Somebody told me that the book of Malachi 3:10 said that we should pay tithe to a supposed god. I asked the guy, is Malachi God Almighty?

John told some people that God Almighty loved the world and because of that he killed his innocent child. I ask people, is John God?

Moses told some people to worship only Yahweh as God Almighty. I ask Moses, is Yahweh God Almighty?

John told some people that they can't see the kingdom of God except they are born again. I ask the people once more 'is John God?'


If Kumuyi had had his way, he would have put his name in the bible and it would look like 'the book of Kumuyi'. And in his book, he would have said, God said that you guys should not watch TV or wear trousers as a lady. And my question would have remained 'is Kumuyi God?'

Actually, the God Almighty we have is the Universe. He created the first sets of beings such as Odin, Atum, Yahweh, Allah, Chimides, Ra, Enki, Moloch and Enli, Mazda, Vishnu including thousands others. All these gods have had the time when people worship them massively. And now, Yahweh and Allah are the ones on the limelight(though their time is gradually fading off the minds of the fearless).

Almighty God hasn't commanded human beings to do anything or not to do it since the beginning of time, only the gods do such. And no book should be tagged the 'BOOK OF GOD ALMIGHTY' rather they are the books of the gods.

i.e the bible is the book of the god called Yahweh. Quran is the book of the god Allah. Vedas is the book of the god called Vishnu. And now the god called Atum is revealing his words to me Otem and the words of god Atum are true, because he does not want humans to keep on deceiving themselves and cheating themselves.

In the books of other gods, they made themselves God Almighty to the people that worship them. But in the DOCTUFOS OF TRUTH, God Almighty is being revealed(the father of Atum, Allah, Vishnu, Odin, Yahweh and other gods you have ever heard of).

And currently, some gods who want human to live without fear have put some other gods in a spiritual prison until humans will have a renewal of the mind and live fearlessly. The imprisoned gods are Yahweh, Allah, Moloch, Enlil, Gaol and ten others. And according to the Thummim, they shall be imprisoned for a thousand years until human minds would have evolved into a fearless one.

I AM GLAD TO BE A CARRIER OF TRUTH.

cc: Jacksonville, Wilgrea7, Anas09, Lepasharon, Hopefullandlord, Mrpresident1, Gboyee4fun, Anonymous, Orunto27, Blueagent, Kingebukasblog, Felixmor, 4kings

You are surfering from ignoramus delusion...

ADEWUMIMichael:
We have so much to praise God for,
there's great power in giving honor
to Him. And many of you live that
truth out, every single day of your
lives. The Bible is filled with
examples of praise when we see His
power released - life-changing
miracles, dramatic stories of the
enemy being halted or defeated,
hearts being changed and drawn
closer to Him.



Yet reality is that way
too often, daily struggles or
constant life demands can crowd
out our praise to God. We might
check the worship box at church
and somehow think we’re good for
the week. And all the while, with
souls distant and cold, we sing
words, we listen to music, then we
go home.


Praise and Worship -
Why Should We do it?
God alone is worthy of
our devotion, praise
and worship. He is God,
our Creator, and we are
commanded to praise
and worship Him.



Psalm 96:9 says,
"Worship the Lord in
the splendor of his
holiness; tremble before
him, all the earth."
Psalm 29:2 says, "Give
unto the Lord the glory
due his name; worship
the Lord in the beauty
of holiness."



A.W. Tozer said,
"Without worship, we
go about miserable."
God doesn't want us to
be miserable -- He has
a perfect plan for our
lives. He has done so
many things to show
us that He loves us and
doesn't want us to be
miserable. He wants us
to have hope for a
future with Him --he
wants us to have
eternal life in heaven
with Him.



A life of praise and
worship fills our
deepest needs, and
amazingly, it also
brings great joy to God.
Zephaniah 3:17 states,
"The LORD your God is
with you, he is mighty
to save. He will take
great delight in you, he
will quiet you with his
love, he will rejoice over
you with singing."



Praise and Worship -
How Do We do it?
God tells us how to
praise and worship him
in His Word. John 4:23
says, "Yet a time is
coming and has now
come when the true
worshipers will worship
the Father in spirit and
truth, for they are the
kind of worshipers the
Father seeks." In order
to worship God in truth,
we need to know that
Jesus said "I am the
way and the truth and
the life. No one comes
to the Father except
through me." So, before
you can worship in the
way that God desires,
you have to develop a
relationship with Him
through faith in Jesus,
His Son.



The best way that we
can praise and worship
God is with our every
thought and action.
Romans 12:1-2 states,
"Therefore, I urge you,
brothers, in view of
God's mercy, to offer
your bodies as living
sacrifices, holy and
pleasing to God -- this
is your spiritual act of
worship. Do not
conform any longer to
the pattern of this
world, but be
transformed by the
renewing of your mind.
Then you will be able to
test and approve what
God's will is -- his
good, pleasing and
perfect will."



Praise and Worship -
Love from the Heart
Many people think that
praise and worship is
only singing songs at
church, but it is so
much more! It is also a
condition of your heart
-- a willingness to exalt
God and yield to his
will. Worship is an
expression of love and
awe to the God who
gives us more than we
deserve. Whether you
express your worship
by singing, playing
music, dancing or in
some other way,
remember that you are
called to worship God
with your every action,
every day of your life.
God is holy, loving, and
worthy of all our
worship and devotion.



"Love the LORD your
God with all your heart
and with all your soul
and with all your
strength" (Deuteronomy
6:5).








Now. can a Sunday service ever be
complete without praise and worship ??

Praise and worship is the only thing God cannot give to himself, and so for this purpose HE created man to worship and praise HIM...So, a sunday service is incomplete without praise and worship, it's like a native doctor skipping to appease his deity when he comes to his shrine every morning.

Smh, judging from the comments here some people are already hell fire bound....i dash out.

Modenzy:
Happy sunday to all nairalanders.
There is a serious question that i always want to ask but today iam realeasing it out from the substructure of my mind.
It is Biblically and doctrinically mandatory for christ-likes in 97% churches to marry one (1) wife. Good.
Assuming a man is having two wives and he gave his life to christ as his personal LORD and SAVIOUR, should the man still stick and maintain the two wives
Please, matured answers, bible quotes are welcomed. Phylosophical reasonings are welcome too.

Well, he who's in christ is a new creature, old things are passed away and all things have become new....so, if he married the two wives legally he must live with them legally, showing equal love and care to the both of them with NO partiality cos in christiandom once you are married there's absolutely NO room for divorce...let me just add, if you are a worker in the church you'd put away the last wife, i.e, the one you married last by giving her a certificate of divorce according to the bible...that's all i can say for now.

optional1:
the goals will arrive soon..

Lemme call haters lifezone247 Aminat508 firstking01 Funjosh (*collinometricx* he won't come cos he always have lectures at this time)

Stop tagging my moniker on chelsea thread everytime, i'm not a chelsea fan

rosalieene:
I ain't a student

It's not that you ain't a student, it could be that you 've graduated, that doesn't mean you are not a student...you are still teachable.

rosalieene:
could that be a question? 50% of students do that

And you are among them?

He wan act film dey play ball ni?

Grammatical blunders everywhere...i throw in the towel for tonight.

Draei:

This is one of the reasons i hate reading
long posts. Wasted my time on ur bullshiit!

Lol, you are funny.

I'm more concerned with your moniker.

Marisol911:
.. Im so doing that. thank you

Then you shouldn't be bored...play michael jackson...billy jean .

Play blues...soul inspiring blues.

A typical mentality of an mbaise guy....op, break up with him now that the hand writing is clear.

The dude above me tho....


Upon say tosyntwomuch tell me for whatsapp before he dropped the thread the guy still first me comment...this is a clear and glaring example of guys who knows the tactics on how to deep hand inside a pot of soup on the fire and pintch out a piece of oporoko when they observe that their mum just left the kitchen, chai

Are there students who still co-habits??