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Your dp tho, been a long while i came across such breathetaking laps.

The man even looks more like the gateman.

Ok

I love em being jealous.

HarmeyG:
One guy don peck me once infront of a full class.. D pecking isnt a cause for an alarm. I am refering to kissing

Disgusting rubbish.

Girls just love kissing themselves i dunno why, tho it kinda turns me on.

jayme123:
IS A VERY LONG STORY, I JUST NEED YOUR HELP,HAVE TO CUT IT SHORT MY UNCLE WIFE THEY RE NOT IN GOOD TERMS, TO BE HONEST HE IS NOT RESPONSIBLE . HE HAVE TOLD HER THAT THEY SHOULD DIVORCE , BUT THEY HAVE NOT OFFICIALLY DIVORCE BUT THEY ARE ABOUT TO GO THERE SEPARATE WAYS, WE FEEL IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER IS IT A SIN? AND PLEASE ACCORDING TO IGBO TRADITION IS THERE ANY REPERCUSSION.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUGGESTIONS

As fas as the husband is still alive abeg flee from it....on her path she's committing adultery and you'd be sleeping with a married woman...you know the repercussions na, don't you?

Mtcheeew.

Psoul:
Bro....the DVD machine is inbuilt together with the Big TV. Not detachable.

I 've done the lil i can...i don't why a youth should be watching blue film in his parents matrimonial home....let him bear the consequences alone.

Well, i think the word cheap is too discriminately extreme, so, i 'll rather use the word "Raunchy"....for me to raunchly succumb to a girl she must really worth it cos some of these girls are hygenically unappealing.

I don't even know if this lie will quench the konji that's been bastardising you

samyfreshsmooth:
did i really push her to cheat?.....

All liars will go to hell.

I go die made me to on one of his jokes...that dude is funny.

I guess you are still feeding and sucking from your moma's breast

Are there still girls who go for six packs??

dingbang:
since they aren't willing den we guys deceive them to love them just to get into their pants... Who is now loosing.. If only they would stop all the nonsense they doing and began to see sex just as a habit like taking a pee or a shittt

Ifa hear....an average nigerian girl sees sex as one big opportunity she's in possession of to use and cover up her lack of ability to measure up with her mates who by virtue of golddigging and sugar daddying have attained some financial heights in life.

Alot of we(guys) are ever willing to enter into such agreement with girls but it's a no no for the girls cosof this mentality of "he 'll see me as a cheap girl", especially if she's getting nothing in return...i doubt if there's any girl in naija who's willing to play such game...inshort, this kind of things only exist in the western world not here.

And most of these self aclaimed "handsome" boys on nairaland have nothing in their brains...

Jodha:
I'd never do that... So what I feel.. Doesn't matter..

Lol, i don't want to start classifying you based on the way it is in my mind now cos you won't like it....i already know your type but lest you forgotten, this is africa and nigeria for that matter, inshort let me leave you sef cos the way it's doing me now eh

Smh, let him use his hands and on the gen, immediately he has on the gen, he should just rush into the parlour and on the dvd player and with pretence bring it out stylishly, abi would his father come close and be monitoring him?...or better still, let him disconnect the dvd and take it to somewhere like a barbing salon closed by and remove the cd there....but why would you be watching blue film

Jodha:
Keep shaking that head... In fact shake it vigorously... It doesn't change anything....

So you're one of those niggurz looking for a lady to care for their insatiable needs...

Issorait oo... But if every lady reasons like me.. Yhur kind go old... (just saying)..

Smh, and if guys are wise like me you go carry your hair for 6months

Jodha:
In conclusion you're tryna say you'll gladly collect 5k from a girl you're dating?...

It depends on why she's giving me....if you give your bf 5k out of love and benebolently not because he can't fend 5k for himself and he bluntly refused, how will you feel??

Jodha:
Guy the Bible said a man should provide for his woman.. And not the other way round...

Stop quoting the bible out of context...the bible said any man who cannot provide for his wife/family and not "woman" is worst than an infidel....the bible was talking about marriage and not bf and gf thing....the issue here is, if we are dating everything we share should be on scale of 50/50, or highest 60/40....it's not everytime you'd be in the receiving end, he's not married to you yet...who knows, after he does all those things for you, you end up dumping him tomorrow....guys hv wisened up.

Jodha:
This is the most stupid thing anybody has ever of posted on Nairaland...

What makes it a stupid post?, smh.

makydebbie:
Okay hun

Takia

makydebbie:
Okay that doesn't give you the right to call op a lesbian tho, cheers!

You know girls easily get attracted to themselves and that's why you call yourselves those sweet sweet chewing gum names that's actually meant for we the guys...i 've heard stories of two room mates who were straight before becoming lessies, but warreva be the case, it's their choice of life and not mine and i hope the op you are vouching for won't turn out to prove you wrong and prove me right in the end.

You can't escape heartbreak in life even when you are married...it has come to stay with us .

makydebbie:
At bold, you're very very wrong. I grew up in isolo Lagos, I stayed there for more than a decade so I can relate. Yea you can be right or wrong so don't act like you're sure.

Like i stated and you 've agreed with me that i might be wrong in my guess of her intentions, still, that doesn't disproved the fact that lesbianism is on the increase in nigeria, that's my point.

makydebbie:
I'm honestly tired of you guys. If she wants to share with a guy, she's a whøre, now she wants a girl, she's a lesbian. Pls get a house for her biko.

If i know a place like lagos too well, room mates is one thing that can never hard you to find cos of the rising and inceasant hustlings lagos is known for...you are in ghana you know lil or nothing about lagos and lagosians, so, i might be right or wrong in my guess of her intentions hun...also judging from the fact that lesbians are on the loose in nigeria nowadays, dunno about ghana.

Another desperate lesbian on the loose, God help us.

And this is a miracle

Atmmachine:

Are we cursed ??

Why would you hire an albino coach who doesn't know shiit about football to come coach the African nations cup defending champions ??

A corpse in the mortuary would have qualified Nigeria for Afcon

Kanu Nwankwo dey, Okocha dey and you come go hire this Amala and Ewedu eating lizard to come coach Nigeria

Olodo, get small sense you no wan get, since the "albino" came has he lost any match, smh