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Romance › Re: Where To Find Beautiful Virgins In Africa by Firstlieutenant(m): 1:12pm On Sep 08, 2016

What of for Nairaland?

Celebrities › Re: This Bride-to-be & Her Ladies Are Causing Commotion In Bikinis by Firstlieutenant(m): 8:10am On Sep 08, 2016

Tolo na for chop o

Romance › Re: What Will I Say by Firstlieutenant(m): 6:54am On Sep 08, 2016*

sinaj:
acquaint ke lol

For where we de acquaint so

We must start from somewhere nah. Several times I don make distress call to u babe, u no want respond... na wah o

Romance › Re: What Will I Say by Firstlieutenant(m): 10:55pm On Sep 07, 2016

sinaj:
Your blunders tho nd u are copper

Btw u dnt need to toast a girl or bother yourself on how to please her just to date her.

Just be yourself nd get acquainted with her first.

Make her your friend nd with time, u guys will flow

Since wen I dey acquaint with u, why u never flow? U just relax like stagnant water, waiting to breed mosquitoes.

Celebrities › Re: Who Suits This Pretty Babe Amongst These Men? by Firstlieutenant(m): 10:41pm On Sep 07, 2016

The men too handsome for her.

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Romance › Re: Meet 25-yr-old Woman Who Has 9 Children (photos) by Firstlieutenant(m): 10:02pm On Sep 07, 2016

ireneony:
Wow she does not look it

Babe u know... we fit get along pretty well, and u'll give us two sets of quintuplets and go still look better than her at 50. Wetin u think babe ?

Celebrities › Re: Ego Boyo Celebrates Her 48th Birthday, As RMD Showers Her With Praises (Photos) by Firstlieutenant(m): 3:57pm On Sep 07, 2016

VickyRotex:

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Celebrities › Re: Ego Boyo Celebrates Her 48th Birthday, As RMD Showers Her With Praises (Photos) by Firstlieutenant(m): 3:49pm On Sep 07, 2016

VickyRotex:
She's married to my daddy!

OK. Run along now.

Celebrities › Re: Ego Boyo Celebrates Her 48th Birthday, As RMD Showers Her With Praises (Photos) by Firstlieutenant(m): 3:42pm On Sep 07, 2016

VickyRotex:
lmaoooo!!! You're so sure! I was born in 2010!

2010? No wonder! Is your mom available? I for like date her wink

Celebrities › Re: Ego Boyo Celebrates Her 48th Birthday, As RMD Showers Her With Praises (Photos) by Firstlieutenant(m): 3:12pm On Sep 07, 2016

VickyRotex:
I don't remember seeing her face in any movie.

Happy Birthday Ma. God Bless Your New Age!

PS: I'm not indomie generation

U go be one of those chewing-gum children wey dem born in the 2000s. No doubt.

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Romance › Re: Girl's Boyfriend Feeds Her With Funnel So She Can Become World's Fattest Woman by Firstlieutenant(m): 12:59pm On Sep 07, 2016

Na kill ur boyfriend dey kill u so...

Romance › Re: See The Pick Up Line She Said I Used That Made Her Fall For Me by Firstlieutenant(m): 12:26pm On Sep 07, 2016

jonaifame22:
why won't ur fone freeze, when u're so cool, jus look at those eyes it's making me freeze over here already

Trying another junk line on another agbero girl? shocked

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Romance › Re: Help! My Boyfriend Presses My Bre*sts Like Eba, He Sucks Them Like A Ritualist – by Firstlieutenant(m): 6:27am On Sep 06, 2016

sinaj:
na rice?

No fear, I go gentle like cream 4 ya skin grin

Romance › Re: Help! My Boyfriend Presses My Bre*sts Like Eba, He Sucks Them Like A Ritualist – by Firstlieutenant(m): 6:29pm On Sep 05, 2016

sinaj:
izit ur mustard seed

Lolxxx

oya do make we meet so I go suck am make e rise.

Romance › Re: Help! My Boyfriend Presses My Bre*sts Like Eba, He Sucks Them Like A Ritualist – by Firstlieutenant(m): 3:02pm On Sep 05, 2016

sinaj:
lol no b my ministry u go fall

Na wetin u dey call "ministry"? Na those 2 mustard seeds u carry 4 chest? Mtchew!

Romance › Re: Guys With 9 Inches And Above Please Get In Here (pic)18+ by Firstlieutenant(m): 2:51pm On Sep 05, 2016

Virginkpekus:
If you know you are below 9 inches pls don't even think of opening this thread, if you are above may God bless you for me. Wetin one of una colleague do me yesterday ehn! I never experience am before. He made me feel like a real woman by destroying my cervix with every thrust .
I never still recover till now.....Once again may God bless you all. Thanks.

Na only 9, u fit swallow ? Mitchew! Na im be say ya poocee never mature.

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Politics › Re: Probe Buhari, Suspend Nigeria ! - Tom Marino, U.S, Congressman write Obama by Firstlieutenant(m): 6:19am On Sep 05, 2016

Spot on

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Health › Re: Insect Inside My Ear Please Help by Firstlieutenant(m): 10:21pm On Sep 04, 2016

tegak10:
I only have groundnut oil( power oil) is of advisable

U can use that.

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Romance › Re: Nigerians Blasts Facebook User For Posting Unclad Toilet Pictures (see Photos) by Firstlieutenant(m): 10:08pm On Sep 04, 2016

With him rusty necklace

Health › Re: Insect Inside My Ear Please Help by Firstlieutenant(m): 10:01pm On Sep 04, 2016

Few drops of olive oil, is what u need tonight. Then see an ENT doc tomorrow.

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Celebrities › Re: Photos: Monalisa Chinda And Hubby Have Romantic Time by Firstlieutenant(m): 9:49pm On Sep 04, 2016

Monalisa na good food.

Celebrities › Re: Yvonne Jegede At Bukky Ajayi's Grave With Fiance, Kunle by Firstlieutenant(m): 9:16pm On Sep 04, 2016

IamNawty:
how is u

Blowing like a bubble. Hope u're kul?

Celebrities › Re: Yvonne Jegede At Bukky Ajayi's Grave With Fiance, Kunle by Firstlieutenant(m): 9:06pm On Sep 04, 2016

IamNawty:
Firstlieutenant

Romance › Re: Am Scared by Firstlieutenant(m): 5:24pm On Sep 04, 2016

U are afraid of "loosing" or "losing" her. She be screwdriver huh

Celebrities › Re: WIZKID Earns More Money Than M.I Abaga. (pics) by Firstlieutenant(m): 5:19pm On Sep 04, 2016

Only me sef, hold pass MI

Celebrities › Re: Checkout Emma Nyra Thigh Revealing Outfit To Glam Squad Yesterday by Firstlieutenant(m): 5:15pm On Sep 04, 2016

cruzita:
na her thigh we go chop this night ?

rice na still N120 per cup o

Man shall not live by bread alone

Nairaland General › Re: Breaking News | Man Gets Killed By A Dafo In Lagos (pictures) by Firstlieutenant(m): 4:10pm On Sep 04, 2016

Tragic. Death is certain, life is not.

Celebrities › Re: Queen Beyonce Celebrates 35th Birthday by Firstlieutenant(m): 4:06pm On Sep 04, 2016

HBD, JayZ's queen

Romance › Re: See How A Doctor Proposed To His Girlfriend. by Firstlieutenant(m): 2:36pm On Sep 04, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#9999ff]what? What's "kpanla"?[/color]

ask any of ur Naija friends

Romance › Re: See How A Doctor Proposed To His Girlfriend. by Firstlieutenant(m): 2:08pm On Sep 04, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#00cccc] I thought it was a box of cereal
••••
Hi Cruzita [/color]

Na only box of cereal u sabi shocked

na im make u no dey fat. See as u be like kpanla.

Romance › Re: See How A Doctor Proposed To His Girlfriend. by Firstlieutenant(m): 2:04pm On Sep 04, 2016

cruzita:
better make I get coconut head,than to mad where I dey read medical book with all the big big grammer

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