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PoliticsRe: Soldiers Arrest & Torture The Guardian Newspaper Driver, Others In Oyigbo Rivers by FisifunKododada: 7:56pm On Oct 31, 2020
YungMillionaire:
This is my problem with Nairaland Igbos. Even on this issue they are relatively quiet because its a PDP person doing the genocide. Imagine if this was happening to Igbos in SW. You will see them here screaming TINUBU TINUBU TINUBU as if Tinubu is responsible for their orgasm.
The OP should put TINUBU in the title so that Nairaland Igbos can come and see what Wike is doing to their people in Oyigbo.

Nairaland Igbos are MOSTLY PDP zombies. As far as they are concerned half the Igbos in SE can be slaughtered as long as it is done by an Igbo or PDP person. Peter Obi (with Obiano and SARS office James Nwafor) slaughtered dozens - no single pip from these degenerates. They will leave all the poverty and underdevelopment in alaigbo and by poking their dirty noses on SW politics. They are disgusting human beings. Their biggest obstacle in life is Tinubu - someone who has never held elected office in Igbo land.
CultureRe: Itsekiri Is Yoruba- CAN President by FisifunKododada: 7:51pm On Oct 31, 2020
Daum:
OK What does Edema mean in itsekiri?
Why? Do you want to give your baby boy an Itshekiri name? grin grin Werey grin grin
RomanceRe: How Well Do You Know That Nairaland Moniker?? (photo) by FisifunKododada: 7:44pm On Oct 31, 2020
Lmaooooooo,,,Buhahahaha,,grin Aswear i never jam dat one,,,,,grin
Now u don jam me werey grin grin
PoliticsRe: Teacher Beheaded In Paris Suburb After Showing Cartoons Of Prophet Mohammed by FisifunKododada: 1:23am On Oct 17, 2020
Rossinky:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
You are the brainless fool. Not the guy you quoted. The guy is very correct. Killing somebody because the did something against your religion is the height of foolishness and depravity. There is nothing wrong with an individual drawing a picture of Mohammed or Allah. The guilty person is the murderous fanatic killer.
SportsRe: Godswill Uche 'Bala': Kelechi Iheanacho, My Childhood Friend Who Forgot Me by FisifunKododada: 11:43pm On May 24, 2020
grin grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Jude Okoye Reacts To Cynthia Morgan And May D’s Allegations by FisifunKododada: 8:57pm On May 24, 2020
Airforce1:
He just wants to take Morgan's name and career away from her forever .

He will die a miserable death

40million dollars , wey him generation never see in cash before
Die for what? Because of biz disagreement? Abeg shift one side.
CrimeRe: Brother ‘sets’ Pregnant Sister Ablaze For ‘slapping’ Mum by FisifunKododada: 7:08pm On May 24, 2020
Chima living in Lagos.
CelebritiesRe: May D: While Living With P'square, I Slept On TV Carton In Their Boys Quarters by FisifunKododada: 4:49pm On May 24, 2020
Beware, beware people from that side.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Gifts 1M Naira To A Fan Who Design His Picture With Wizkid As Baba Alawo by FisifunKododada: 4:27am On May 24, 2020
O.B.O na GREAT guy sha BUT the need to leave my guy OluwaBurna alone.
FamilyRe: Did I Say Anything Wrong To Her? She Stopped Talking by FisifunKododada: 4:25am On May 24, 2020
Carchoice:
regular Jew? huh What does that mean? Even if she wasn't married I won't even think of mixing pleasure with business. It's against my principles.
Maybe she is the type that mixes bizness with pleasure - so you better find another bzness partner.
SportsRe: Rohr Reaches Agreement With NFF To Continue As Super Eagles Coach by FisifunKododada: 4:05am On May 24, 2020
This guy is very poor in game management. Is there even more than 2 games under rohr where we have not conceded a goal? A player will be so tired they can barely walk and this guy will leave the player on the pitch even when capable replacements are sitting on the bench. Our dead ball offensive and defensive have not improved. Any foreign coach that cannot teach our players how to properly defend dead ball situations or how to use dead balls offensive to score goals is a COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME.
FamilyRe: Did I Say Anything Wrong To Her? She Stopped Talking by FisifunKododada:
Some married women are very selective in the kind of men they fvck. They don't wanna fvck some 'holy pass' guy. They don't ever want to fvck some guy who will shame her for cheating on her husband. They want to fvck a guy that will act like its normal. Married women still remain the BEST fvck buddies. They normally will never ask you for anything. Not money. And definitely they won't ask you to take the OUT to some fancy place - they come in, get naked and get fvcked proper. They are just with you for the sexual and emotional release. Most of my best sexual encounters have been with married women.

Rules to dating a married woman:

1. Never ever get caught. This is the MOST important rule. If you get caught, getting killed by a jealous husband is a REAL possibility for you. This rule is so important all the other rules are MAINLY geared towards not getting caught.

2. Never ever date women who are married to the following: 1. Soldiers, police or men in uniform in general. 2. Gangsters. 3. Politician. 4. a detective.

3. Never ever fall in love with her. Because she could/will fall back in love with her husband eventually. In fact that is what you want. Violating this rule is a recipe for getting caught because men do very stupid things when they are in love.

4.Make sure she does not fall in love with you. If she falls in love with you then she will stop showing her husband real affection which can make him grow suspicious and result into getting caught.

5. Check her intelligence. If she is stupid and or careless, you will get caught. It is best to date an intelligent married woman. Intelligent women are more likely to move in such a way that your relationship is not exposed.

6. Never ever meet her friends or family members. If you do, YOU WILL GET CAUGHT. Trust me.

7. Never call her at home. Get her a burner phone that she must hide outside her house. Make sure she does not store your contact using your real name.

8. If she ever calls you and says "He knows" GET THE Bleep OUT OF YOUR HOUSE and leave town IMMEDIATELY. Find out what is going on from a safe place.

9. If you can afford it NEVER EVER let her know where you live. Let your sexcapedes occur in other locations (hotels, guesthouse etc.) preferable at night. Because IF she knows were you live, one day her husband might trace her to your house. If her husband knows your house, then your safety is very dicey.

10. Always have an EXIT strategy in case her husband starts knocking at the door while you are fucking. Use a guest-house that has double exit. Practice it with her regularly so that she knows the drill.

11. Never ever met up with her in the day time. Only at night. And wear shades and face-cap.

12. Keep a gun with you just in case you are caught. Better you kill than be killed.

13. Remember that she is not yours. You are just sharing her with the real owner. Don't fvck her to the point that she will need more than 2 days of recovery before her husband takes his portion. Leave some t0t0 for the husband. Don't be greedy - since you did not contributed to the dowry or upkeep.
FamilyRe: Did I Say Anything Wrong To Her? She Stopped Talking by FisifunKododada: 3:36am On May 24, 2020
Carchoice:
I met this lady at a business function and we kept in touch because we wanted to do more business together. After some days I got to find out she's married, it was none of my concern anyways. I realized she never stopped talking about "my husband" in all her discussions. It was still none of my concern. I was after my gains from the business. On our way back from a business function, while about dropping her off, she wanted to know if we can still go for another appointment later that day, I told her No, that I was going to smoke some good ugwu leaves and pass out. I noticed she wanted to come with me, I had to ask her if she smokes, she said yes but occasionally. I answered, "nice, I wish I can smoke with you but I can't do that with a married woman" She smiled and bid me goodbye after I teased her because I saw that the smile was fake, right now she's been ignoring my messages for two days, unlike her. huh I have no intentions of doing anything funny with her.
See my emboldened. Maybe you don't want to fvck her (somehow I don't believe you but who knows) but she CLEARLY wants to fvck you. She wants to come with you and smoke with you - means she is open to collecting some fvcking. Even you said the smile was fake. The moment you open your mouth and said you can not 'smoke with a married woman' she felt ashamed and that is why she is acting strange - a mixture of shame and insecurity (feels you do not find her attractive enough). She thought you be guy wey sabi, it turned out you are just a regular jew. Anyway, since you said its just bizness then its her lost. Find another bz partner. No yawa.
CrimeRe: Victor Ayorinde - Missing Boy - Found Dead. by FisifunKododada: 3:28am On May 24, 2020
RIP Young blood. May your soul find REST.
EducationRe: If You Fail This Test, Then Stop Posting Here by FisifunKododada:
APCLyingBastard:



Let me put you out of your pathetic ignorance and misery.

let me provide the LOGIC behind the answer which is 1/2 or 50%.

You have 6 balls , 3 gold and 3 silver arranged in 3 boxes with 2 gold, 2 silver and one of either in separate boxes.

You draw a gold ball.

The question that was asked is what is the probability of you drawing a second ball from the same box?

That means you drew from either the box with 2 gold balls or the one with a single gold and silver ball.
Now you have only 3 balls left in two boxes where you had gold balls
The chances of you having drawn a gold ball from the box with either 2 gold balls or a single gold ball is inconsequential as the main question is the follow-up event of drawing a second ball.
Hence, you are left with deciding if your first draw was from either the box with 2 gold balls or the one with a single gold and a single silver ball.
The probability that you will pick a gold ball is 50% because if you drew from the first box with 2 gold balls , it would have been 100% but then again you might have drawn from the second box with a single gold ball and a silver ball.
So you are either going to pick a Gold ball (if you selected from the first box) or a silver ball (if your first draw was from the second).
The answer is 1/2 ONLY if the boxes are not randomized after the 1st gold pick. If the are randomized the answer is 1/3.

Solution for non-randomized boxes after 1st gold pick: There are 2 possibilities - (1) /S/SS state or G/GS/SS state. In (1) I end up with a G. And in (2) I end up with a silver. It heads or tails hence 1/2.

Solution for randomized boxes after 1st gold pick: If you draw the first gold ball from the box then your probability of drawing the 2nd gold ball from the same box is 1/3 (i.e the probability of randomly picking this box from the 3 available boxes). Now if the 1st gold ball was drawn from the GS box then the probability of picking the second gold ball from the same box is 0. (because even though the probability of picking that box is also 1/3, the prob. of finding a gold ball in it is zero since that box has just the silver ball in it). Therefore the probability is: 1/3 + 0 = 1/3..
EducationRe: If You Fail This Test, Then Stop Posting Here by FisifunKododada: 2:38am On May 24, 2020
Here is my explanation for test 1:

1. You start with one state. Lets call this state the /GS/SS state.

2. After picking a gold ball (P = 2/3), you now have two possible states: (1) /S/SS state OR (2) G/GS/SS state. The (1) is the state if the gold ball was picked from the GS box. And the (2) state is if the gold ball was picked from the box.

3. Assuming we are only interested in what happens after the 1st gold ball was picked. Then the probability of picking a second gold ball from the same box = (a) the prob. of picking from the same box in the /S/SS state + (a) the prob. of picking from the same box in the G/GS/SS state.

(a) = 0 since the same box only have a silver ball in it. (b) = 1/3 since the same box has one gold ball left in it and the prob. of picking that box is still 1/3.

Therefore the answer is: 0 + 1/3 = 1/3
EducationRe: If You Fail This Test, Then Stop Posting Here by FisifunKododada:
Otutu1:
It is a 50% probability
Here is my explanation for test 1 assuming randomized boxes after 1st gold pick. Answer = 1/3 :


1. You start with one state. Lets call this state the /GS/SS state.

2. After picking a gold ball (P = 2/3), you now have two possible states: (1) /S/SS state OR (2) G/GS/SS state. The (1) is the state if the gold ball was picked from the GS box. And the (2) state is if the gold ball was picked from the box.

3. Assuming we are only interested in what happens after the 1st gold ball was picked. Then the probability of picking a second gold ball from the same box = (a) the prob. of picking from the same box in the /S/SS state + (a) the prob. of picking from the same box in the G/GS/SS state.

(a) = 0 since the same box only have a silver ball in it. (b) = 1/3 since the same box has one gold ball left in it and the prob. of picking that box is still 1/3.

Therefore the answer is: 0 + 1/3 = 1/3

Here is my explanation for test 2 answer 3/4 :


this is simply the probability of 25% been the answer (2/4) plus the probability of the correct answer if 25% is not the answer (1/4). Put in another way, basically, if 25% is NOT the answer then 3 of the options are wrong so that means the probability of getting right is 1/4. But if 25% is the answer then only 2 of the options are wrong, that means the probability of getting right is 2/4. The sum gives you 3/4.

Waiting for Test 3.
EducationRe: If You Fail This Test, Then Stop Posting Here by FisifunKododada:
GenBuhari:
Its 1/2 its Simply 1/3+1/6. I mistakenly multiplied by 2/3 when it wasn't necessary
Here is my explanation for test 1 assuming randomized boxes after 1st gold pick. Answer = 1/3 :


1. You start with one state. Lets call this state the /GS/SS state.

2. After picking a gold ball (P = 2/3), you now have two possible states: (1) /S/SS state OR (2) G/GS/SS state. The (1) is the state if the gold ball was picked from the GS box. And the (2) state is if the gold ball was picked from the box.

3. Assuming we are only interested in what happens after the 1st gold ball was picked. Then the probability of picking a second gold ball from the same box = (a) the prob. of picking from the same box in the /S/SS state + (a) the prob. of picking from the same box in the G/GS/SS state.

(a) = 0 since the same box only have a silver ball in it. (b) = 1/3 since the same box has one gold ball left in it and the prob. of picking that box is still 1/3.

Therefore the answer is: 0 + 1/3 = 1/3

Here is my explanation for test 2 answer 3/4 :


this is simply the probability of 25% been the answer (2/4) plus the probability of the correct answer if 25% is not the answer (1/4). Put in another way, basically, if 25% is NOT the answer then 3 of the options are wrong so that means the probability of getting right is 1/4. But if 25% is the answer then only 2 of the options are wrong, that means the probability of getting right is 2/4. The sum gives you 3/4.

Waiting for Test 3.
EducationRe: If You Fail This Test, Then Stop Posting Here by FisifunKododada:
Rexmy:
Well another way to it is that since it can either be the box with or GS, that means at the initial stage there are 3 G balls and 1 S ball that could be selected. Since selection is without replacement and a G ball had been selected, then there are 2 possible G balls left to be selected after initial selection i.e. 2 G balls and 1 S ball are left after initial selection. As such,
Pr(selecting G ball again) = number of G balls left ÷ number of total balls left
= 2/3
Here is my explanation for test 1 assuming randomized boxes after 1st gold pick. Answer = 1/3 :

1. You start with one state. Lets call this state the /GS/SS state.

2. After picking a gold ball (P = 2/3), you now have two possible states: (1) /S/SS state OR (2) G/GS/SS state. The (1) is the state if the gold ball was picked from the GS box. And the (2) state is if the gold ball was picked from the box.

3. Assuming we are only interested in what happens after the 1st gold ball was picked. Then the probability of picking a second gold ball from the same box = (a) the prob. of picking from the same box in the /S/SS state + (a) the prob. of picking from the same box in the G/GS/SS state.

(a) = 0 since the same box only have a silver ball in it. (b) = 1/3 since the same box has one gold ball left in it and the prob. of picking that box is still 1/3.

Therefore the answer is: 0 + 1/3 = 1/3

Here is my explanation for test 2 answer 3/4 :


this is simply the probability of 25% been the answer (2/4) plus the probability of the correct answer if 25% is not the answer (1/4). Put in another way, basically, if 25% is NOT the answer then 3 of the options are wrong so that means the probability of getting right is 1/4. But if 25% is the answer then only 2 of the options are wrong, that means the probability of getting right is 2/4. The sum gives you 3/4.

Waiting for Test 3.
EducationRe: If You Fail This Test, Then Stop Posting Here by FisifunKododada:
Here is my explanation for test 1 assuming randomized boxes after 1st gold pick. Answer = 1/3 :

1. You start with one state. Lets call this state the /GS/SS state.

2. After picking a gold ball (P = 2/3), you now have two possible states: (1) /S/SS state OR (2) G/GS/SS state. The (1) is the state if the gold ball was picked from the GS box. And the (2) state is if the gold ball was picked from the box.

3. Assuming we are only interested in what happens after the 1st gold ball was picked. Then the probability of picking a second gold ball from the same box = (a) the prob. of picking from the same box in the /S/SS state + (a) the prob. of picking from the same box in the G/GS/SS state.

(a) = 0 since the same box only have a silver ball in it. (b) = 1/3 since the same box has one gold ball left in it and the prob. of picking that box is still 1/3.

Therefore the answer is: 0 + 1/3 = 1/3

Here is my explanation for test 2 answer 3/4 :


this is simply the probability of 25% been the answer (2/4) plus the probability of the correct answer if 25% is not the answer (1/4). Put in another way, basically, if 25% is NOT the answer then 3 of the options are wrong so that means the probability of getting right is 1/4. But if 25% is the answer then only 2 of the options are wrong, that means the probability of getting right is 2/4. The sum gives you 3/4.

Waiting for Test 3.
PoliticsRe: What Nnamdi Kalu Promise Those Who Sabotage Ongoing Biafra Project by FisifunKododada: 10:53pm On May 23, 2020
Kanu failed and did woefully. All he does now is just open his yamirin mouth and make senseless noise. Most Igbos I know are full-blooded Nigerians not Biafrans.
PoliticsRe: Tension builds over influx of northern youths into S/East by FisifunKododada: 10:40pm On May 23, 2020
Maybe Igbos need Islam. Since Christianity has failed to give them sense.

Anyway, it is nothing but ONE Nigeria. This is the LEGACY of AZIKWE and IRONSI. Igbos should calm down and enjoy it.
PoliticsRe: Top 7 (seven) Images You Need To look At Twice Before Judging. by FisifunKododada: 10:34pm On May 23, 2020
Or this 1

PoliticsRe: Top 7 (seven) Images You Need To look At Twice Before Judging. by FisifunKododada: 10:28pm On May 23, 2020
What about dis 1?

CelebritiesRe: Frank Edoho Complained About How Nairalanders Batches His Reputations. by FisifunKododada:
There is no joy in this forum. The frustrated boys/girls are not smiling at all. If you are not careful they will shift your destiny. That is why I shift their destinies before they even think of shifting mine. I give it to them hot hot...no pity.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Put Cocaine On Their Penis To Make Sex Sweeter - Kenyan Lady by FisifunKododada: 10:15pm On May 23, 2020
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