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Romance › Re: See The Lies Nigerian Ladies Often Formulate To Guys For Losing Their Virginity by fistonati(m): 9:30pm On Jul 13, 2016

murphyibiam15:
the first gal told me it was the tampon she used during her menses in secondary school that tore it

the second told me she lost her virginity without sex ; that they were just having fore play before she could realise it was gone and she lost it without sex...this kept me wondering what manner of lies ppl can unleash..

gals abeg make una try stop these lies nah

I confirmed your Excellency in lieing

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Literature › Re: See The Great Handwork Drawn In Celebration Of Prof Wole Soyinka's 82nd Birthday by fistonati(m): 9:26pm On Jul 13, 2016

This is massive and amazing.
By God's grace, I will be celebrated soon too.

Happy birthday to the erudite scholar

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Celebrities › Re: BREAKING NEWS: Former Abuja PMAN Chairman, Collins Adeyemi Passes On by fistonati(m): 9:22pm On Jul 13, 2016

Death is inevitable in life. Rest in peace

Politics › Re: Why Is Buhari Looking Weak And Fragile In Over Size Army Uniform? by fistonati(m): 9:19pm On Jul 13, 2016

He has long forgotten that he once wore that uniform. Poverty Taya me, baba God elevate me to where am supposed to be.

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Fashion › Re: Woman Rocks Bra And Bum Short: Is This Fashion Or Madness? by fistonati(m): 9:28pm On Jul 08, 2016

She is made for d street.

they have called her from the village. She just picked the calls

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Gaming › Re: Childhood Days: Did You Remember Doing This To Little Brother? by fistonati(m): 7:38pm On Jul 08, 2016

Na table soccer, dodging fire et all I did. No white man play
White man didn't recognized any of our African games and moonlight plays.
We don't have time for them in our house.

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Politics › Re: Buhari Mourns Umaru Shinkafi by fistonati(m): 9:56pm On Jul 06, 2016

Northern palava. Northern agenda

dead or alive. I don't wish any politicians good things. Thank God one of them is gone again as one was murdered in my state (oyo) last week.

Business › Re: No Limit On Naira Debit, Credit Cards Utilization On E-channels – CBN by fistonati(m): 10:31pm On Jun 28, 2016

That's a blatant lie, I tried to use my first bank mobile app by sending 50k but to no avail. I had to start reducing it till it got to 25k then it went through. And my bank confirmed that there's limit to what I can send on e-channel.

Celebrities › Re: Photos: Rapper Remy Ma Boobs Poping Out Of Dress At BET Award by fistonati(m): 10:29pm On Jun 27, 2016

Am sure she will be modelling hose of all types (to suck her breasts) because she can't model bra or condom with this outfit. Yabaleft candidates

Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Gov. Ajimobi Delivers Ramadan Lecture At NASFAT by fistonati(m): 10:24pm On Jun 27, 2016

This is what religion and culture has caused our polluted society, imagine someone of no moral and ethical values claiming to be the Mr right of Nigeria. I pitied the so-called elders and religious leaders that has sold their minds in the name of money and recognition.

Romance › Re: Wuld You Allow Ur Mum To Reduce Ur Food Money Just To Employ This House Maid? by fistonati(m): 1:49am On Jun 27, 2016

Mama carry virus come for papa and broad. Chai

Politics › Re: Shehu Sani's Tweet About Millionaires Last Night by fistonati(m): 1:23am On Jun 27, 2016

BossWike:
I talk am...one of them don show

Instead of addressing the topic, he is trying to divert.

Zombie, face topic!

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Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Leaves For Saudi Arabia To Perform Umrah In Ramadan by fistonati(m): 1:06am On Jun 27, 2016

Aisha buhari be like:-
Pmb, I want to go and pray for u in Saudi Arabia so that your hear problem can heal.
And PMB be like, I know you are lying. Na gold you are going there to buy again.

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Romance › Re: What's D Best BANGING Position For U!!??????? by fistonati(m): 1:02am On Jun 27, 2016

69 and wheelbarrow

Celebrities › Re: Madness Or Fashion! Would You Rock This Outfit by fistonati(m): 1:00am On Jun 27, 2016

Madness at its peak

Politics › Re: Shehu Sani's Tweet About Millionaires Last Night by fistonati(m): 12:44am On Jun 27, 2016

It's obvious that your fingers are your most enemy after your useless brain.

Oluwabusobomi:

Our brothers frm the wasted generation region will never comment on this kind of thread. But if it were to be referring to Fayose or Deziani, them go don de book space.

Yoruba Muslims, make una give una self brain abeg

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Politics › Re: Shehu Sani's Tweet About Millionaires Last Night by fistonati(m): 12:38am On Jun 27, 2016*

Buhari and his like minds in APC will start threatening the senator now for anti party activities. Even if Judas is alive APC will say he's saint.

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Fashion › Re: Mayowa Nicholas Is The First Nigerian Model To Be Featured In A Dolce & Gabbana by fistonati(m): 3:39am On Jun 26, 2016

Fugazi:
Mynd44 airforce lalasticala

calling lalasticala always won't get u to heaven

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Politics › Re: What Do You Do In This Situation ( Photo) by fistonati(m): 3:36am On Jun 26, 2016

Someone's prayer must be answered. Theirs or mine.

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Jokes Etc › Re: New Zenith Bank Hilarious Logo by fistonati(m): 3:33am On Jun 26, 2016

This new zenithbank logo is far better than the old one self. I rate this logo 10 over 10

Politics › Re: What Wailers Must Know by fistonati(m): 3:29am On Jun 26, 2016

Did you misplaced your certificate too?

ProudArewa:
compare the first appointment and u will find out that Buhari's appointment was Better and evenly shared btw the both region

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Politics › Re: What Wailers Must Know by fistonati(m): 3:27am On Jun 26, 2016

freeze001:
First, Minimah is from Bayelsa State ie SS. Next, what exactly is the knowledge u wish to create? Even u can see that the appointments were more evenly spread. Even tye SW that like ti claim that they were sidelined during the previous administration were well represented. For d first time in the history of Nigeria,d SE produced d COAS. Is that position supposed to be reserved as birthright of a particular region?

Even d SS where d former President is from wasn't as prominently featured as d North. Now we have nepotism as the order of d day with the close minded, mealy-mouthed bigot we have as President especially when u take cognisance of the entire security formation. Rubbish!

I want to ask the APC bigots the same question. Spitting rubbish thinking he's raising a point. Poor minds defending APC

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Politics › Re: Wi’ked!: EFCC Set To Freeze Another Governor’s Account by fistonati(m): 3:22am On Jun 26, 2016

Buhari and his mad dog called EFCC doesn't know international communities are watching it's moves and making mockery of Nigeria, asking why our leaders doesn't think twice.
Let me go laminate my certificate's .
Saint buhari, I hail thee.

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Romance › Re: If Your Girlfriend Do This Suddenly What Will You Do or say?(photo) by fistonati(m): 12:04am On Jun 26, 2016

She is an Olympic product.

Politics › Re: Expunge Section 44 (3) Of Constitution To Restructure Nigeria – Leo Ogor by fistonati(m): 10:39pm On Jun 24, 2016

It's long overdue, I hope they listen. Power belong to the people (Especially at the grassroot)

Sports › Re: Dream Team Or Sleeping Team? by fistonati(m): 10:36pm On Jun 24, 2016

We have given Siasia the mandate to do it and he didn't disappoint, let's support him again to go a step further.

Crime › Re: Robbers Who Use Charm To Open Padlocks In Lagos Caught & Tied Up By Mob (photos) by fistonati(m): 9:38pm On Jun 15, 2016

They must use the juju in front of everyone, that's when I will believe

Fashion › Re: Woman's Shoe To A Traditional Marriage In Akwa Ibom (photos) by fistonati(m): 10:37pm On Jun 08, 2016

Partying at its peak

Politics › Re: Buhari, Alhassan, Adamu, Jibril Are Sick - SGF by fistonati(m): 3:16pm On Jun 08, 2016

I think they're becoming mentally sick. Cruel leaders

Celebrities › Re: Henrietta Kosoko's Death: Toyin Aimakhu And Amanda Ebeye Mourn by fistonati(m): 5:32pm On Jun 06, 2016*

Rest in peace. Great woman to her husband.
Virtuous woman

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