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Celebrities / Re: Samson Itodo, Simi, Zainab Balogun, Mark Angel, Emerge Winners At TFAA 2018 by Fizzymike1(m): 7:25am On Dec 19, 2018
SIMPLYkush:
simi is such an ugly bastard, small tits, I wonder why adekunle gold stoop so low to date her... their marriage will be full of misfortune, evil and bad luck
you are a foolish fool it seem you are impotent, that is why you are sooo frustrated in life

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Celebrities / Re: Samson Itodo, Simi, Zainab Balogun, Mark Angel, Emerge Winners At TFAA 2018 by Fizzymike1(m): 7:23am On Dec 19, 2018
SIMPLYkush:
simi is such an ugly bastard, small tits, I wonder why adekunle gold stoop so low to date her... their marriage will be full of misfortune, evil and bad luck
you are a foolish fool

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Romance / Re: “Homosexuality Is A SIN” Young Lady Speaks Of Her Deliverance by Fizzymike1(m): 8:24pm On Dec 18, 2018
HannahHitler:
You were not born so, you chose to be so and I'm happy you went back to being who you are but don't you dare force that on all of us.

Some of us were born this way, since we were kids, we knew.


Still thinking on the right word to tell you
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Receives 5th Golden Shoe Award For Europe's Top Scorer by Fizzymike1(m): 6:29pm On Dec 18, 2018
Enemyofpeace:
that's true but Ronaldo is more goater than Messi
lol(goatee?)
Politics / Please What's The Differences Between APC And PDP In Terms Of Member by Fizzymike1(m): 10:37pm On Dec 17, 2018
Please guys we have been mentioning PDP and APC now that election is drawing nearer but please the APC shouting PDP looted Nigeria for 16 years were once PDP members for over a decade. E.g akpabio, garba shehu, ganduje to mention but a few. So I ask does the party changes personality and character? My opinion though.
Celebrities / Re: Tiwaloluwa Oluwademiladeola Chidera Aviella: Seyi Law's Daughter's New Photos by Fizzymike1(m): 12:48pm On Dec 06, 2018
[quote author=sabi99 post=73601604][/quote]

Na ur type d be family wicht wey no they allow family members prosper. And you know what? Ur type remain and die in the village with no meaningful success in life. Impotent rejected bastard.
Politics / Re: Please What Is The Contribution Of The North To Nigeria. by Fizzymike1(m): 10:36am On Dec 04, 2018
Corrinthians:
What is YOUR contribution to Nigeria?

When they sense they're about to suffer another round of defeat they go creating stupid threads where they can congregate and wãnk their misery and sorrows away.

All pdp fans are bigots, just like Obi the ugly roundheaded bigot. cheesy


Please read before you write nonsense. I am not talking about individual contributions, am talking about a region as a whole. I didn't talk about party. So stop talking like a foolish fool.

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Politics / Please What Is The Contribution Of The North To Nigeria. by Fizzymike1(m): 10:12am On Dec 04, 2018
[b][/b]what has the north contributed to Nigeria since the inception of independence.

In Economic contributions to the country, they are behind.
In entertainment, they are behind

In the education sector, they are behind.
Please don't get me wrong is my opinion though. But in terrorism they are the frontrunners
Politics / Must Akume Decide The Leardership Of Benue All The Time? by Fizzymike1(m): 10:18pm On Nov 01, 2018
From recent years, senator akume have played a decisive role on who emerge as a governor in Benue state but all of the candidate he brought to power has woefully underperformed. And 2019 is coming and he is still fronting yet another candidate which we are sure is going to be the worse. I rest my case

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Health / Re: Why You Shouldn't Work With Your Laptop On Your Lap by Fizzymike1(m): 11:41am On Oct 27, 2018
Karidqueen:
Educative update.
make i hear say you read am.

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Politics / Re: "Nigeria Currently In Full-Blown Energy Crisis" - Kachikwu by Fizzymike1(m): 9:06am On Oct 16, 2018
blackpanda:


Rather it is the greedy thief atikulooter that will be disgraced in 2019!

I lack words to decribe your low self failure not to even talk about your blind mentality. Buhari again? God forbid

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Sports / Re: Ahmed Musa Celebrates His 26th Birthday (Photos) by Fizzymike1(m): 9:08pm On Oct 14, 2018
[quote author=hisexcellency34 post=72082830] I grew up with Ahmed Musa in Kano. He is 34![/quote




And you are like this]
Politics / Re: 2019: Presidency Accepts Atiku's Challenge, Releases Buhari's Achievements by Fizzymike1(m): 11:46am On Oct 11, 2018
PenPrince07:
The Presidency on Thursday morning released 64 achievements of the President Muhammadu Buhari’s administration in the agricultural sector.

Buharis media aide, Lauretta Onochie, released the achievements in a statement on Facebook titled ‘Sixty Four Achievements of President Muhammadu Buhari in Agricultural Sector’.

List of achievements below:

“1) The anti-corruption drive of Mr. President put to a halt the exogenous leakages in the Agricultural sector to encourage, empower, and enhance the locally made farm produce thereby increasing our internally generated revenue (IGR) index and foreign exchange capacity and reserve to over $45 Billion in cash and bonds.

2) President Buhari initiated the Home Grown Feeding Programme which is designed to put an end to importation and market monopoly of farm produce that can be grown here in our country which is a pilot vehicle to sustainable economic, agricultural, academic and job creation across the length and breadth of our nation.

3) Under President Buhari, the Standing Inter-Ministerial Technical Committee on Zero-Reject of Agricultural Commodities and Produce / Non-oil Exports in Nigeria was inaugurated.

4) Under the Buhari-led administration, Nigeria has benefitted from 13.1billion Euros honeybee project.

5) The Buhari administration has commenced steps improving the standards of Nigeria’s agricultural exports to align with global standards due to the rejection of our produce at the EU Border Controls.

6) Under President Buhari, Standards and Quality Control measures have been developed in.

7) Under President Buhari administration at the end of 2016, agricultural goods as a share of total trade got N212.73bn and 4.02 percent and Agricultural goods exports were 2.7 percent higher in Q4 2016 than Q3 2016.



8.) Under the Buhari-led administration, Sesame seeds contributed N6.46billion to Agricultural product exports in the fourth quarter of 2016.

9) In the fourth quarter of 2016, Frozen shrimps and prawns chipped in N4.4billion to Agricultural product exports under PMB’s administration.

10) Under President Buhari administration in the fourth quarter of 2016, Flour and meals of soya beans contributed N2.59billion to agricultural product exports

11) Under President Buhari administration in the fourth quarter of 2016, cashew nuts in shell contributed N0.95billion to Agricultural product exports with the Buhari-led administration.

12) Crude palm kernel accounted for N0.62 billion of the total Agricultural exports under the President Buhari administration in the fourth quarter of 2016.

13) Under the President Buhari administration, the agricultural universities coordinating agency is being revitalized as stipulated in the enabling Act which will work closely with the Nigerian University Commission and development partners to re-focus the universities of agriculture in the country.



14) The Livelihood Improvement Family Enterprises (LIFE) programme was initiated by the Buhari Administration and it is aimed at bringing life back to rural communities through the empowerment of youth, women and other vulnerable groups across the country.

15) Livelihood Improvement Family Enterprises (LIFE) Programme initiated by the President Buhari administration is geared towards promoting community-based on-farm and off-farm business activities as a model for job and wealth creation amongst unemployed youth and women in rural and suburban households.

16) Livelihood Improvement Family Enterprises (LIFE) Programmes under President Buhari are expected to establish 150,000 cooperatives nationwide under commodity value chain groups.

17) Livelihood Improvement Family Enterprises (LIFE) programme under President Buhari will establish and operate up to 1,000 cottage industries in the country, and ultimately engage about 1,995,500 youth and 997,500 women for enhanced productivity.

18) Livelihood Improvement Family Enterprises (LIFE) programme under President Buhari would add about 5,965,000 metric tons of foods to the national food store.

19) Anchor Borrowers’ Programme is an intervention of the Buhari administration aimed at fast-tracking access of rural farmers to finance productivity.

20) The Anchor Borrowers Programme (ABP) of the Central Bank of Nigeria under the Buhari-led administration has made available N82billion in funding to 350,000 farmers of rice, wheat, maize, cotton, cassava, poultry, soybeans and groundnut; who have cultivated about 400,000 hectares of land.



21) The Buhari-led administration has made provision of agricultural credit for financing the production of rice, wheat, ginger, maize and soybeans in Kebbi, Niger, Kaduna, Kano, Enugu, Benue, Zamfara, Anambra and Kwara States.

22) The Anchor Borrower’s Programme (ABP) under Buhari’s administration has provided a quantum of money for dry season farming in 2015, wet season rice and wheat farming in 2016 and is currently supporting the 2016 dry season farming in many states.

23) The President Buhari administration has commenced the use of National Soil Map Data, with the promotion of the use of soil-specific fertilizer formulations and application in prescribed dosages based on soil types following the conduct of soil mapping/test to enhance agricultural production and productivity.

24) Under President Buhari administration a resurrected interest in agriculture has awakened among smallholder farmers.

25) Under the Buhari-led administration, Nigeria’s fertilizer market is growing.

26) The President Buhari administration has signed an agreement with the Government of Morocco for the supply of fertilizer raw materials on concessionary terms to boost local blending to facilitate making soil and crop-specific fertilizer blends available and accessible to smallholder Nigeria farmers.

27) The Ministry of Agriculture under President Buhari is facilitating the timely access of farmers to appropriate quality seeds.

28) The President Buhari administration has facilitated seed trading locally and internationally through the application of regionally agreed principles and rules.



29) The enabling environment for private investment in the seed industry has been created by the Buhari-led administration.

30) Under President Buhari, the National Irrigation Policy and Strategy has been developed and focuses on the need to overcome the irrigation challenges and put available irrigation facilities in the country into effective use.

31) The PMB Administration has assessed the status of infrastructure in all the 12 River Basin Development Authorities (RBDAs) hence, commenced immediate and effective use of the facilities for commercial farming.

32) Under President Buhari, the Bank of Agriculture (BOA) has been strengthened for improved delivery of services through consolidation and recapitalization in collaboration with the Bureau of Public Enterprises (BPE) to ensure loan disbursement at a single digit interest regime in the agricultural sector as obtainable in developed and emerging economies.

33) The President Buhari administration has approved the restructuring, re-capitalizing, and repositioning of the Bank of Agriculture (BOA).

34) The Buhari administration has secured the approval of a grant of $1.1 million from the African Development Bank (AfDB) for the restructuring of the Bank of Agriculture, aimed at staff training to strengthen service delivery.

35) The President Buhari administration has embarked on the re-validation of the claims of agro-dealers and input suppliers under 2014 wet and 2014/2015 dry seasons to ensure that genuine claims are paid by the government.

36) The President Buhari administration has facilitated the payment of the sum of N20 billion, as part of the debts owed agro-dealers while efforts are on to fully settle the outstanding liabilities.

37) The President Buhari administration has established a N50 billion mechanization fund to facilitate the second phase of Agricultural Equipment Hiring Enterprise (AEHE) to roll-out 6,000 tractors and 13,000 harvest and post-harvest equipment units across the country.

38) With the Buhari-led administration, Tractors and Implements were rolled out in Ilorin and Abuja on January 12, 2016, to support targeted commodity value chains.

39) The rising spate of hostilities and attendant insecurity arising from clashes between crop farmers and nomadic herdsmen has raised serious concern within the government. Accordingly, the PMB administration has commenced efforts towards the resolution of pastoralists-farmers conflicts through the provision of 55,000 hectares of land by 11 states as part of the 5,000 hectares each expected from the 19 northern states for the development of pasture/paddocks grazing reserves.

40) The Buhari administration has established 40 large-scale rice processing plants and 18 High-Quality Cassava Flour (HQCGF) plants with a stake commitment of China EXIM (85 percent) and Nigeria Bank of Industry (BoI) (15 percent) through concessional credit facilities of US$383,140,375.60 for the rice mills and US$143,722,202.40 for the HQCF Plants.

41) The President Buhari administration through the Ministry of Agriculture is embarking on a programme of distribution of rice mills, of ten tons per day capacity, 20 tons a day, 40 tons a day, 50 tons and a few 100 tons. Collectively between them, the capacity for rice milling will be close to 3,000 tons a day nationwide. That is expected to close the gap between paddy availability and mills to process it.

42) The President Buhari administration has established 10 large-scale rice processing plants and 6 High-Quality Cassava Flour plants to be owned and operated by the private sector and would be funded by the Special Rice Processing Intervention Fund and the WB Assisted Agricultural Development Policy Operation [AgDPO] Funds.

43) Through President Buhari administration, Real GDP in agriculture grew by 4.11 percent in the year 2016, and this growth rate was higher than that recorded in 2015 of 3.72 percent.

44) Under Buhari’s administration as captured by the National Bureau of Statistics (NBS), there was a continuing strong growth in Agriculture (especially Crop Production) in the Q4 of 2016.

45) Agriculture contributed 21.26 percent to nominal GDP in the Q4 of 2016 and the sector grew by 6.45 percent year-on-year under President Buhari administration.

46) In the Buhari-led administration, the contribution of Agriculture to overall GDP in real terms was 25.49 percent in the quarter under review, higher than its share of 24.18 percent in the corresponding quarter of 2015.

47) The Ministry of Agriculture under President Buhari administration also provided 2283 bags of industrial salt to hides and skin dealers in 12 targeted states.

48) The President Buhari administration placed a ban on rice importation and that has saved Nigeria an average of $5 Million daily.

49) The growing success story on agriculture in Buhari’s Administration has prompted more youths to commence full production in agriculture.

50) More than 7 million Nigerians are actively employed in agriculture under the Buhari Government’s diversification agenda and the Ministry of Agriculture is working to ensure that Agriculture will offer 20 million jobs in the nearest future.

51) Nigeria’s milled rice production has increased by about 60 percent, from 2.5 million MT in 2015, to 4 million MT in 2017 under the President Buhari administration.

52) The Buhari-led administration set up the Presidential Fertilizer Initiative (PFI) to deliver commercially significant quantities of affordable and high-quality fertilizer to the Nigerian farmer at the right time

53) The Presidential Fertilizer Initiative (PFI) under the President Buhari administration has resulted in the revitalization of 14 blending plants across the country, with a total installed capacity in excess of 2 million MT.

54) The Presidential Fertilizer Initiative (PFI) under the President Buhari administration has resulted in benefits which will include annual savings of US$200 million in foreign exchange, and N60 billion annually in budgetary provisions for Fertilizer subsidies.

55) Under President Buhari administration, the current cumulative in terms of IGR generated through Agriculture since the fall in the price of crude globally has placed agriculture as the best alternative for creating wealth and increasing our National Foreign Reserve to an all-time high.

56) Nigeria’s economy has since bounced back after the recession of 2015/2016 and has continued to grow back as the strongest stabilizing economy in Africa under Buhari-led administration.

57) Through the Buhari-led administration, agriculture is already ripe to be the next green oil and global gold the world has ever seen and the green-rush will lead all roads to Nigeria.

58) Buhari-led Administration has revived 11 moribund plants with a combined capacity of over two million metric tonnes.

59) In 2017 under the President Buhari administration, Presidential Fertilizer Initiative (PFI) delivered 10 million 50kg bags(500,000MT) of NPK 20:10:10 fertilizer at a price of N5,500 in time for the wet season which is down from the price of N9,000 per 50kg bag in 2016, a 40% reduction in price.

60) Under President Buhari administration there is a higher patronage for the country’s rail network due to movement of raw materials and finished goods.

61) Under President Buhari administration, the bag-making sector of the economy was boosted, with over 10million packaging bags produced exclusively for Presidential Fertilizer Initiative (PFI).

62) The Presidential Fertilizer Initiative (PFI) has been able to create 60,000 direct jobs and even a higher number of indirect jobs under the Buhari-led administration.

63) The Buhari-led administration has cut down on imports of agricultural products in order to enable self-sufficiency in food production and consumption.

64) Under President Buhari administration, The Green Alternative (TGA) was initiated, a major policy thrust to build an agri-business economy capable of delivering sustained prosperity by meeting domestic food security goals, generate exports, support sustainable income and job.”

MYND4, Lala,
https://www.concisenews.global/2018/10/11/presidency-release-list-buharis-achievement/




All i see are lies from the pit of hell

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Romance / Re: "If You Are Single At 35+ And Still Celebrating Birthdays, Shame On You" - Lady by Fizzymike1(m): 1:53pm On Sep 28, 2018
post=71592046:
So the ladies above 35 should go and die and stop thanking God for another year they are privilege to see or what is her point exactly?!

Shame on her.....

Are you above 35?
Politics / Re: The Best And Worst Performing Governors In The North East Nigeria by Fizzymike1(m): 7:59pm On Sep 08, 2018
Gashki:


Oga are you in Nigeria?
North East has six (6) states including Taraba state.

Some youth dont even know their country and they will still blame buhari for it
Politics / Re: The Best And Worst Performing Governors In The North East Nigeria by Fizzymike1(m): 7:58pm On Sep 08, 2018
Homeboiy:
I have not been there

Talk of NW and I will be quick to mention Helrufai


Kaduna is not NW But north central bro
Romance / Re: "If You're Looking For An Already Made Man, You Should Be Already Made" - Lady by Fizzymike1(m): 12:45pm On Sep 08, 2018
I pity you and your generation sister
Celebrities / Re: Sunmbo Adeoye Went Straight To Pulpit After She Had Just Lost A Baby by Fizzymike1(m): 3:16pm On Aug 23, 2018
God bless you
Crime / Re: Nigerian Lady Attacked By Racist Indians, Her Forehead Broken (Graphic Photos) by Fizzymike1(m): 11:02am On Aug 23, 2018
But the question is what kind of business took them there. If it is business then they should be Focus on what took them there bro. Tired of these scandals Jere and there with Nigerians in India.
Fashion / Re: Igho Kome Wins Queen Of Aso Nigeria 2018 (Photos) by Fizzymike1(m): 3:49pm On Jul 27, 2018
AlexReports:
Source: @alexreports

WOW!!! 22-year-old graduate Of University of Port Harcourt, Igho kome Crowned Queen Of Aso Nigeria 2018 (photos)

22-year-old graduate Of University of Port Harcourt, Igho Oghenekome from Isoko North LGA of Delta state over the weekend wrote her name in gold as she emerged Queen Of Aso Nigeria 2018. kome who put up an impressive performance won the crown at this year's edition which was a choreographed show that showcased latest fashion concept and cultural heritage.

It recorded impressive turn out with about 20 contestants representing different states on the runway. At the end of the show, which held at Sheraton Hotels, Abuja, the Delta State contestant beat others to clinch the prestigious crown.

While Miss Tinuola Ogunyale emerged Queen of Aso International 2018. Others are Miss Christiana Ojumu crowned Queen of Aso Ambassador 2018 and Miss Aminat Ibrahim decorated Queen of Aso Tourism 2018

The event also honoured selected personalities and recognised youths making marks in their fields of endeavours. Amongst them are Mrs Julie Okah -Don Director General NAPTIP, Mr folarin Coker- Director General NTDC. Others are Mrs Chichi Umeseaka- Special Adviser to To Abia State Governor on Teens Matters, Bilikisu Audu - CEO Jazee Makeover, Hon. Bolenle Sarumi Aliyu - Oyo Governorship Aspirant, Dr. Olakunle Churchill - Chairman Big Church Group, Olusegun Olorunnipa - CEO S2DB Group etc

The winner of Queen of Aso Nigeria Beauty Pageant 2018 will represent Nigeria at Miss Cosmo World Pageant in Malaysia in October while the 1st Runner up will represent Nigeria at Miss Journalism World beauty pageant in Tanzania in October

The pageant Director Desmond Agboola and Manager Kingsley Agboola expressed satisfaction on the turn out and excellent organisation of the event. As they commended partners and sponsors who made this edition possible. They also applauded the camp teams especially CEO Snazzy Labels for ensuring overwhelming coordination of the contestants both in camp and on stage.

The impressive delivery of Amb. Rachel Bakam, famous TV personality and Chuks D General, Abuja's spontaneous comedian gave the event class and glamorous as they held the audience till the last action of crowning. Abuja comedians like Koboko Master, Amb. Wahala including musical art Tunde of Style Plus and Reezi of Papiet Entertainment artist added amazing colour to the show.
http://www.alexreports.info/2018/07/wow-22-year-old-graduate-of-university.html?m=1

while all this pictures, they are not needed
Sports / Re: FIFA Confirms Next World Cup In Qatar To Hold Nov/dec 2022 by Fizzymike1(m): 10:03pm On Jul 13, 2018
You are part of Nigeria's problem with your negative mouth how I wish you will pass away the way APC will pass away 2019
Nairaland / General / Re: What A Lady Did After A Man Tried Giving Her A Lift While It Was Raining by Fizzymike1(m): 7:43am On Jul 06, 2018
If na man him go carry am
Crime / Re: Police Arrest Suspects In Connection With Killings In Benue And Plateau. by Fizzymike1(m): 9:20pm On Jul 03, 2018
Those guys are indegin of benue state there is no Fulani amidst them. if these is true then shame on benue state and we need to apologise to the Fulani also

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Politics / Re: Wike Commissions Doctors Quarters In Port Harcourt (Photos) by Fizzymike1(m): 6:37pm On Jun 05, 2018
bamoski:
Just imagine the kind of cheap shameful structure being commissioned by this useless ipob governor.

Go to dubai, a mad people's home is 100 times better than this.

Shameless pigs
I don't think you are from Nigeria brother at least he has shown concern for them. Can u show us the one from ur state?

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Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade Slays In Burning Fire Ankara Outfit by Fizzymike1(m): 3:56pm On Jun 05, 2018
Bigprick9inches:
The bit ch that has turned 80% of naija girls to full time gold diggers

U are more evil
Politics / Re: We Spent N2.75tn On Power, Roads In Two Years – FG by Fizzymike1(m): 8:47am On Jun 05, 2018
Jesusssssss.....
Politics / Re: Saraki: Timi Frank Writes To UN, Accuses Buhari Of Persecution, Terror by Fizzymike1(m): 6:42am On Jun 05, 2018
grin
sad sad

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