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Phones / Re: Infinix zero discussion thread! by FKBZ: 6:38pm On Sep 22, 2014
Help pls my infnix race bolt q is always complaining of lack of storage space,whereas their is enof space in my SD card and phone storage.due to this I can't receive mails,and other notification can't also download stuffs frm my play store.
Family / Re: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by FKBZ: 8:01pm On Sep 17, 2014
It lovely to see this thread still booming,was following when it first started.
Would love to meet some of my kind..serious minded individuals though.
Find it hard to mingle or even make frnds.
Anyone interested can indicate would drop my mail
Family / Re: How Do You Handle Household Chores? by FKBZ: 5:42am On Sep 17, 2014
Kanwulia: CHAI!!!!
Walmart don chop my money finish!!!!! grin


Bottom line. . .
IF YOU LIVE LIKE A PIG. . . YOU WILL ALWAYS ACT LIKE A PIG.
Find the time to HUMANIZE YOURSELF! kiss
I love the white man's land. . . BEHOLD AMERICA THE MOST BEAUTIFUL!!!!

Yesssssssssoh!
I clean by myself and still look BEAUTIFUL with AJEBUTTER NAILS! wink
Try this in NIGERIA OR AFRICA. . . YOU WILL AGE AND WRINKLE FASTER THAN YOUR GREAT-GRAND PARENTS! cheesy
Hard life. . . no water. . . no electricity.
GENERATOR FUMES AND BOREHOLE RINGWORM INFESTED WATER SUPPLY.
Ta! cry

Kanwulia the number 1 comic director of the family section....see as u fine.
Beta pickin

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Properties / Re: The Hazard Of Buying A Bad Land Without Doing A Proper Search. Finally See Proof by FKBZ: 7:42pm On Sep 16, 2014
@lawyer,pls I need ur help.
Some idle funds which I would love to use to buy a land solely for agriculture purposes.
Location preferred mower lag/Ibadan,ofada,redeemed etc
Is there any idea of any cheap land I can get there.I know u should know some trusted sellers.
Would appreciate if u can link me up.
100percent serious
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairalander On The Truth. An E-terview With Nairaland Diva>mizmycoli[phase1] by FKBZ: 9:47pm On Sep 15, 2014
MizMyColi:
Nice I love the advertising part do you work in an agency.I work in one of those radio station.so into more of TV and radio adverts.
The first daughter in a family of five.
A graduate of Agricultural Economics and Extension Servicss, University of Benin.
I currently live and work in Lagos, Nigeria.
I practice Advertising and PR as a relationship manager (Outdoor Major).

Life and Love is my religion.
In reality, I'm someone you could term "too good to be true".
Now and then I ask myself if I'm really a human being.
But then, I've come to realize that it comes with the territory when you undergo a spiritual awakening of sorts.
I'm hardly different from what you see on NL
Save for Polyandry. (That's just an e-persona). grin

cheesy cheesy cheesy



Family / Re: Guys,how Did You Feel The First Time You Saw Or Felt Your Semen? by FKBZ: 2:09pm On Sep 02, 2014
Kanwulia: Women have fluid too o! wink

I was having some self-action after watching "sointin". . . . .then my CLINTONIS protruded from it's shell and I 'ad an h-orrrga-sm. cool
It felt wet, warm and slimy. . . VERRRRY PLEASUREABLE! cool
Then I put my fingers in my poohsie and 'smelled' it!
It smelled like 'sardine'. . .
Then I put my fingers in my mouth and tasted it!
It tasted like unsweet yorgurt with cottage cheese. . .VERY STARCHY!

Then I took a slice of bread. . .and put it in my pant. . . and I ate it! kiss

. . . .THEN IT WAS FOLLOWED BY 'BLOOD'! I WAS 10 YEARS OLD! kiss



U ARE NEVER SERIOUS...... grin
Family / Re: Abali Weds by FKBZ: 2:50pm On Sep 01, 2014
CONGRATS ABALI,


BEEN FOLLOWING FOR A WHILE..

JOYOUS MARRIAGE AHEAD

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Health / Re: How I Survived Ebola - Late Nurse's Fiance by FKBZ: 3:04pm On Aug 31, 2014
ledafaze: How I wish someone can just take the virus to Aso Villa
I wish so too,useless people.Ebola no know poor or rich.
Instead to use the money for d isolation centre they are using it to buy cars,may does cars drive them to hell
Nairaland / General / Re: Punch Threatens To Sue Vanguard, Thisday & The Sun Over Fake Advert by FKBZ: 4:53pm On Aug 26, 2014
Bluetooth2:

This must be the handwork of Transformation Ambassadors of Nigeria. They were sent to invade the internet just to spread propaganda so far they return mr Badluck to Abuja.
their advert on ait is the worse ever....

if obama can do it gej is doing it .....for where now.

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Family / Re: Children And Divorce by FKBZ: 4:46pm On Aug 15, 2014
KanwuliaJara:

What did you like about the old me?
My shoes? wink


Well. . . . .an ongoing battle with your extremely SEXXXXIST Seun(who believes every woman should act and look llike a POVERTY-STRICKEN, OLD, FILTHY, BATTERED, TOOTHLESS hag/bytch/WITCH from his OGUN STATE BUUUUUUSH/JUNGLE cool. . . . .) and his BOKO HARAM HAREM of trisexxxxual-swinging, faceless cowards of "bottom-for-air" Lokitto MODS and ASHI-SUPER MODS o!

I ain't going nowhere.

"Kanwilia" is in jail, and does not really care about HER salvation or a release date ON OR OFF NL! cool

*awwwwwwwww somebarrrry likes moi* cool


lol at your comment....
the beef between u and seun is something else ooooo
i think i need to start following you.
Family / Re: Children And Divorce by FKBZ: 10:09am On Aug 15, 2014
carefreewannabe:

Look, any human being can question my decisions as much as he or SHE wants. I will do what I think is right anyway but I think that it is wrong to take a loving and caring parent his or HER child without a good reason. Very simple.


I believe u are being over defensive.
If u are in the same shoe u do worse
If the man truly loves the child as u claim he would have made the marriage work if only for the child.
The woman has the right to take the child anyway has long as she doesn't deny him custody.

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Politics / Re: Osun 2014 Guber Polls: Live Reports by FKBZ: 2:46pm On Aug 08, 2014
babawalexy: INEC officials caught moving sensitive materials in Osun State>>>http://babawalexy..com/2014/08/photos-inec-officials-caught-moving.html

how true is this read it on anoda blog.

also this morning someone on twitter layed down all the rigging plan of the umbrella party and it was retweeted by scarface u can verify.

osun people vote with your head and not your mouth.

we need a revolution in this country.

rigging cant take place with the advent of social media if we are keen on it.

one thing we should all know the govt of today hate bad publicity.

so if they intend to rig we shall give them that publicity in full dose.

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Travel / Re: Visa To Mauritius by FKBZ: 3:44pm On Jul 31, 2014
IF ONE wants to come for tourism,how those one go about it.

for maybe one week,visa,feeding,sightseeing etc

how much would all this cost.
Family / Re: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by FKBZ: 9:36pm On Jul 29, 2014
Am a confirmed introvert,no friends,can't start a conversation not to talk for keeping it.
I hate arguments with a passion and I hardly get angry cos I have better things to he thinking abt.
If anyone vexs me and ask me wat they did I would say I forgot even when I was with my former gf I had to write down wat she did wrongly so I could remember for future reference
When am with someone I prefer if the person is a talkative so I would have liitle to say and I would just be nodding or far away in my thot's.
I really love to have a friend but meeting one is hard of me.
I doubt if their is anyone who truly knows me even a little.
Sometimes I think how would I get my briadal train when the time comes.
I hate fake people and I easily detect lies.

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Family / Re: I'm Feeling Suicidal by FKBZ: 2:48pm On Jul 28, 2014
[quote author=Kanwulia]

You tink say we we dey here not dey 'depressed' once in a while? undecided
Life is tough. . .and only for survivors!
The world is over populated. . . .
If you go. . .MORE OXYGEN FOR US. . .and less Carbon-Dioxide.
Simple! kiss[/quote

Lol have been following for a while.
You are one hell of a funny woman.
Car Talk / Re: Official Nissan & Infiniti Thread by FKBZ: 8:23am On Jul 28, 2014
nissparts: What's the code?
hi nissparts,
Pls my lock for the driver seat is bad so I can lock the door.I have to lock from the passenger likewise when opening the car.
Pls what can be done.
It a nissan almera 1998
Car Talk / Re: How Do I Clear Low Tire Pressure Warning Light On My Dashboard by FKBZ: 4:30pm On Jul 25, 2014
nissparts: If you replace the TPMS you have to program it with the vehicle to be recognized.
It wont just start working on its own.

hi nissan parts,pls what could be the problem when the keys of a nissan almera cant open the drivers seat,that the lock is stiff.

i now have to open the doors from the passengers seat lock.

also is it possible to cut the key cos i dont have a spare.because someone said it might be electronic and if i cut it it might not work with the car.

it a nissan almera 1998 model 2 doors.

thanks.
Politics / Re: BREAKING NEWS ; Jonathan, Mark Meet Chibok Girls’ Parents Behind Closed-doors.. by FKBZ: 3:08pm On Jul 22, 2014
Moblord: I wish they would record the meeting and upload d video on youtube
THEY WOULDNT,AM SURE GEJ WOULD TRY TO VICTIMIZE THOSE PARENT BY SAYING THEY ARE LYING TO THE NIGERIANS CITIZENS AND ARE TRYING TO PAINT HIM BLACK.

IF NOT WHY NOT TELEVISE IT,HE KNOWS IF HE DOES WE THE POPULACE WOULDNT WANT ANY VICTIMIZATION OF THE PARENTS.

IT WAS THE SAME WAY PEJ ACCUSED THE BORNO WOMEN OF TRYING TO SPOIL HER HUSBAND GOVT.

SOME ONE ONCE SAID"IF THE GOVT WONT LISTEN TO THE PLEAS FOR THE CITIZEN,THEN THEY WOULD USE CRITICISM TO KILL THEM"

IT SEEM THE ONLY THING THAT GET TO GEJ IS BAD PUBLICITY.
Fashion / Re: Swim Suit Ideas For A Chubby Chic by FKBZ: 5:39pm On Jul 10, 2014
Afam4eva:
I guess it's a culture thing. Nigerians are backward. I'm sure when they saw, you they classified you as a **** without knowing that it's normal when you come from. If i were to use my Nigerian otti to judge Mauritian girls then 90% of them are sluts because most of them wear tattoos, nose rings and wear bikini on the streets close to the beach and the ones that want to cover up, wear bump shots or hot pants. When you get close to these people you'll discover that they're just normal and not slutty like their physical appearance may want to depict.

HI AFAM,

for mauritius what are the requirements for someone who want to go on tourism maybe two weeks.

goggled it but i found out they dont have an embassy in nigeria.

just need a general overview,visa,tickets and how much needed for a moderate holidaying
Phones / Re: Airtel Bb Plan On Android by FKBZ: 2:55pm On Jul 07, 2014
sway112:



@fkb2 it's the same thing. 1gig of data is 1024mb in megabytes then 4 gig is 4*1024= 4092mb. I guess u have used close to 10mb that's y u have 4081mb left......... It's not 4081mb=4gb + 81mb very wrong

THANKSSSS...
Phones / Re: Airtel Bb Plan On Android by FKBZ: 2:31pm On Jul 07, 2014
dungas30: hmm bt i enjoy diz dia 1500 4gb ooooo.
hi i just recharged the 1500 for airtel used *440*161#
when i checked my data balance it was showing me i have 4081.99mb pls is this correct...i checked using *123*9#

i thot i was meant to see 4gb and not 4081 mb abi is it the same thing.
Autos / Re: Cars From Cotonou ! by FKBZ: 7:29am On Jul 03, 2014
SkyLinkss:

Increase ur budget to 400k sir for something good and still durable.. Good Morning

which for 400k
Technology Market / Re: ##ORDER LAPTOPS,PHONES,TABLETS,CLOTHES FRM USA,UK,GERMANY& DUBAI TO NIGERIA by FKBZ: 7:27am On Jul 03, 2014
Technology Market / Re: ##ORDER LAPTOPS,PHONES,TABLETS,CLOTHES FRM USA,UK,GERMANY& DUBAI TO NIGERIA by FKBZ: 7:22am On Jul 03, 2014
justi check the last link i sent,the cherokee,nothing like installmental payment dere. grin
Technology Market / Re: ##ORDER LAPTOPS,PHONES,TABLETS,CLOTHES FRM USA,UK,GERMANY& DUBAI TO NIGERIA by FKBZ: 7:12am On Jul 03, 2014
stripper:

i see am na, them say NISSAN ALTIMA 2012 WHITE ONLY 860X60 MONTH (BUY NOW PAY FIRST INSTALMENTS AFTER 4MONTH ) LOW AED 1,111
means say you fit buy the car dey use am for 4months without paying then start to pay small small like 1,111 dirhams after that 4months wey u don use the car. so the cost of the car no dey there.
ok
check the second link i sent you...

and this one too
http://dubai.dubizzle.com/motors/used-cars/jeep/cherokee/2014/7/2/%D8%B3%D9%8A%D8%A7%D8%B1%D8%AA%D9%8A%D9%86-%D8%B4%D9%8A%D8%B1%D9%88%D9%83%D9%8A-%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%A7%D8%B3%D9%88%D8%AF-%D8%B3%D8%A8%D9%88%D8%B1-%D9%88%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%A7%D8%AE%D8%B6%D8%B1-%D9%84%D9%85%D8%AA%D8%AF-ch-2/?back=ZHViYWkuZHViaXp6bGUuY29tL21vdG9ycy91c2VkLWNhcnMvP3BhZ2U9MiZzZWxsZXJfdHlwZT0maXNfc2VhcmNoPTEma2lsb21ldGVyc19fZ3RlPSZwcmljZV9fZ3RlPTEwMDAmeWVhcl9fZ3RlPSZ5ZWFyX19sdGU9MjAxNSZraWxvbWV0ZXJzX19sdGU9JmtleXdvcmRzPSZpc19iYXNpY19zZWFyY2hfd2lkZ2V0PTAmcHJpY2VfX2x0ZT0zMDAw&pos=8

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