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BoredBerry:
I'm 19... And I swear, my generation is cursed... Esp my mates in Nigeria... Your post is stupid... Go and study for your upcoming waec next year... At your age, you're already having sex... Shame...

If you were a girl, you would be trolled... But Nairaland's association of idiots redpillers would see nothing wrong this this...

What happened to being a man?

Still hoping this comment is sarcastic if not I might have to label you as the biggest hypocrite/clown on Seun's forum

@Boredberry. Calm tf down bro abeg I'm a Unilag student and an adult in the eyes of the law. So, what is this double standard you're showing here ? A visit to your profile would show that you're also a fornicator like the rest of us in this "cursed" generation. You really aren't any different from me. I must say I'm actually really disappointed in this naive comment you put up here. Can't believe I used to think you lot were actually progressive. Smh you don fall my hand mehn

know a lot of men on her might not agree with me but believe me, older women esp the ones that are 28> are the best women you might want to get into fwb type of relationship. I'm a 18 and I have experience dating girls my age and trust me mehn those girls aren't good one bit especially when it comes to knacks, the coochie is just tight that's all, very unskilful, inexperienced girls if you tell them to ride you, in less than 2 minutes they will start complaining about how tired they are, let's not even talk about the ones that you'll bring out machine gun Infront of them and they'll start crying .
But you see these 28> women mehn, the coochie is always properly marinated, their skills cannot be matched by women of any age bracket and best part they won't even bill you cause all they want is preeq. See unlike under 23 girls these ones have very very mature bodies their thighs alone fit suffocate somebody's son. For context Siofra is built the exact way I'm talking about. Fr though the only downside about these 28> women is that most of them aren't very open minded to dating younger guys. I sincerely hope they see the light soon. All that said and done the next 28> woman I catch will suffer in my hand I'll lay the pipe so good till she screams my name in orgasmic bliss.

pls I need help with this assignment

Holluwhakemmy:
we are not ugly we are just dark in complexion. Thanks

Pele o as if there aren't light skinned black women. I'm not even going to explain myself to you

[quote author=compton11 post=114043310][/quote]if this babe suffocates me with her thighs

[quote author=MadarasBlade post=114043593]Black women are beautiful.[/quote

I know that's why I put the word ugly in inverted commas. Black women make sense die

Sixfiguresmart:
Black women are not ugly.

I'm not sure if you noticed but the word "ugly" in that sentence was quoted. I meant the exact opposite

I need help unlocking a Samsung a32 device my uncle sent to me. I suspect that he got the device when he got a Cricket wireless Sim card. Long story short I've gotten the phone but I can't use it for now cause it's locked. So I need help unlocking it, if you're aware of any place where I can unlock it in Lagos and what the price range will be

Jeon:
At least she's better than that Bella Hadid that looks like an alien.

stop the cap, jeon. Bella hadid is leng af

But she doesn't have yansh and or nice tiddies abeg abeg. Id rather stick with my "ugly" black women

Shalommy:
Chaii... Nairaland guys with women matter na 5 and 6.

who are you

ClimaxHerbalixt:
Well, life teaches us many things.

Just focus on your study First, the rest will follow

Thanks for the advice, comrade

theyblog:
she say she is broke n u didn't give her am epic reply

I don't even usually know what to say to her

I actually created this thread to tell my story, so here it goes.
So, before this ASUU strike wahala started there was this one girl that I thought was mine. From time to time, I'd share money that I had with her, if I had 5k I'd give her 2k and I continued like that until one very unfortunate week where I had gone broke and I needed about 200 naira to pay for a group assignment and I swear to god mehn I didn't have 200 naira, school sapa is the worst iykyk. Sha I asked this girl if she could help me with 200 naira, heck I even explained the whole situation to her told her that the assignment was worth 30 marks and if I lose those marks I'd just fail the course because it's one werey lecturer that teaches it. Trust me, nothing could have prepared me for her reply this girl looked me dead in the eye and said "I'd rather buy biscuits with that money instead of giving you". Omo I cried to my hostel that day nobody could console it was when I told my guys that they eventually gave me 500 naira to pay for the assignment. Since then I've been very stingy as hell, the girl still textse from to time telling me she's broke and everytime she does that I tell her I'm broke too. Once bitten, twice shy.

So I bought a Lenovo laptop a few months ago probably 2 months now and it's been getting a lot of scratches I think the surface is too smooth or something, anyway I thought getting a laptop skin online would be a good option but the prices drove me away, so I've been trying to see if there are any other alternatives that I can get to help retain the smooth surface of the laptop cause it looks like I've had it for years and I've only had it for months, the scratches are really bad news considering that I might want to sell it at a later date. Please, if you're aware of anything that can help please do well to inform me. Thanks

I want to die a heroic death. Probably by the sword. A death that'd make me hit front page and that'd have my coffin draped with a heroes flag

Truvelisback:
I don't have anything to do with the girl. She has a Bf/fiance of which her parents knows. The guy only visits her/her parents, talk with her and go. Note: The girl is a teenager. She is 18yrs old. Although na smally Sha.

Comrade, if the girl is 18, how old is the guy ?

Hello there, whoever is reading this. My name is Luwa, I'm a 17 year old undergrad at the University of Lagos -and as a result of the ASUU strike I've been at home for almost 4 months now and I'll still be "home-ridden" till August. This whole time I haven't really been productive and it's entirely my fault and I'm looking to change that as soon as possible. Internships are almost impossible to get because of the impossible requirements for them and as such I've decided to broaden my scope, so now I'm looking for opportunities to volunteer at organisations that deal with Climate change action, Mental health awareness, Social justice and Inclusion or even politics, maybe. So if you have or even aware of any these opportunities please don't hesitate to fill me in. I'd really appreciate it. My Gmail is @luwa.o@gmail.com. Thanks and have a nice rest of your day. Regards

Oya o ! Let nairaland women come and show that they are rich !

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Stanbic bank. Thanks in advance boss

Takeit2017:
ha omo Sha drop account

0023897819
Stanbic Bank. boss abeg hope you never forget me

Takeit2017:
Omo
Aint happy right now

Early this year
I did a giveaway here..... within the same week i lost huge amount of money

It never bothered me and I decided to run another giveaway last week

Guest wat

I lost yet another huge funds �

Omo

Boss sorry for losing money. Hopefully it's just coincidence but out of the remaining you have shey you fit do me 1k make I use chop ?

mehn the way I can relate to this. There was this girl I met last year October and I really liked her, I always guessed that she liked me but I always hesitated to declare feelings for her. Sometime around January she told me she liked me and I still didn't do anything even though I liked her and wanted her bad, I decided to tell her how I feel on the 13th and this girl shamed me lol. She told me that she's sure I've seen girls finer than her in my department and she's small compared to them. Bottom line of the story, tell that person how you feel as soon as you're sure of your feelings towards them and also don't fall for Unilag girls they'll mud you

Kwinesther:
Oau

Nah, it's Unilag. Abi all these places are in OAU too ??

oshionelecky:
Ife

I rep Uniben

No o boss. It's Unilag

Eidris01:
Great!

Are you a graduate or you're still in school?

Jaja, Moremi, Iya Moria, Korede, CITs, Julius Berger, DLI

Eidris01:
New Hall!

Greatest Akokites lmao ��

ikorodureporta:
I was surprised to see unilag matriculation students wearing black & white uniforms last week...
Which day that one start??

Na wetin them tell us to wear na ��

Some time last year I was looking for quality in-ear audio products that I could buy. I had a budget of about 10k and I was planning on going for the Oraimo Freepods 2 but a friend persuaded me into buying fake airpods and I even ended up spending 11k on them. Fast forward to this moment I regret buying the airpods and I'm looking at buying the Freepods 3 for myself on valentine's Day even though I don't have the money now and I'll not have the money later I already screenshotted the product and I'm only waiting for the manifestation of me buying it eventually. So to all my people on here who are using the Freepods 3 or have used it, what's your experience with it and what would you rate it ? Oh and if you want to buy for me I no go mind ejo, biko. Images attached below

Datboredberry:
Presently, I'm living with a friend in her self-con apartment... So there's zero privacy... We're quite close though but I'm very shy...

It's been a month since I've...um...masturbated...

This morning, while bathing I realised how Hot I was...[I've been having 'wet dreams' for the past few days]...

I switched on the tap and noticed for the first time that it flows really fast and hard... There's a water heater, I mixed the flowing water so it was warm...

I remembered an article I had read... Women's stuff blah blah blah..

How to masturbate

1. Squat down... Or assume any position that would be comfortable, even doggy...

2. Make sure the jet of water directly hits your lady-parts, especially your clitoris if you're aiming for an orgasm...

3. Enjoy what would be an unforgettable experience!


The pleasure is intense because of the pressure!!! If you're a virgin like myself, then this is a sure way of achieving a breath-ceasing orgasm without penetration...

And if you're a non-virgin, take it a step further but inserting a few clean fingers or a intimacy gadget in your vagina while the water works on your clitoris...

Have fun being single and freaky!

I'm not sure if men can achieve orgasms this way... Maybe you let the jet of water hit your pee-hole...

this woman is down bad lmao