₦airaland Forum

Ileke put all the fake voices with the name of the voice owners on one page will you?!
Slept off while scrolling through this shid.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Saying you're wrong is an understatement. The only way a relationship becomes boring and monotonous is when both parties don't do anything to keep the relationship exciting. You can't expect stagnant water to boil. Flames must be added, so add flames to the relationship.[/color]

ofcourse i can be wrong. That's why i'm asking, what are the flames exactly??

[quote author=Mynd_44]We Gossip[/quote]you and who?? Are you hallucinating again??

KINGwax: LMAO@ phone casing. For wetin na?

as her gift naa

immortallity: sexkillz rocks, seriously! I feel that dude.
All the rest na form dem dey form. See dem.

no mind dem bro, lrguru dude wetin??!

Feeling killz! Lol so funny
make i hear say na so those girls dey talk real life, make i hear. If you like no breath, dey form jand.

spikes C: Flash! Flash!, how e go be naah
You should postpone girl matter after 14th oooooooo

bros i still they check am ooo, i still need some textbooks and i need better girl wey go buy me dem on valentine.
Meanwhile i don buy phone casing keep.

190: a whole lotsa tins
U;ll ave to pay me for my services

this one ure askin this question
e be like say u don newly get babe

bros talk am naaa.
Lolz babe na long thing o!

Seriously, i'm curious. I see relationship, a longtime commitment and responsibility to ONE person, as something that would be boring, tiresome and monotonous.
For those in a relationship, am i right or is your relationship really interesting?? If it is what are the things you do that makes it fresh and interesting??

Oduduwa88, sharply pair me up with flash77, truss me she's a female
i'll call her to log in and confirm it.

I choose 190 or mynd44

jovie50: mine has been posted, jovie50(a mathematics love letter to my love BLESSING JOHN)

please who is this blessing john you talking about, have a feeling i might know her.

I vote for my boiz, mynd and 190. Nice!

phiszo: Airtel 1GB data for ₦1,200.

for real??

Glo, 1K, 260mb, cos of lack of better options and glo's 3.5g is really steady and fast.
Any better options??

[quote author=190-the-clown]but on a serious note, why;s this forum all about poem poem poem
toastin, this dat

how about we have better games like
best man in bed
best nairalander that can last most in bed
who slice pass for nairaland

etc etc

these are real african man games not all these lovey lovey

am still in doe- bookmark my name[/quote]i feel your pain bro!
But who has the longest will undoubtedly go for mr. Cork!

I'm seriously in for this one ooo.
I'm challenging mynd or 190 for their respective wooees, anyone that accepts my challenge.

Excuse me o, why is this in the romance section??

ItsModella: Well, I don't know the origin of 'offeinse'..you're sure you didn't make that up? I've been on NL for quite sometime and this is the first time I'm seeing 'offeinse'...shior, damn annoying newbie? I wish...

singing Olamide's panumo *e dey pain dem o*

lolz. Babe relax. No one hates you.
I have been on nl far longer than you and it was our slang before, coined by mr. Cork. Chillax.

binger: Shoor! You sound like you are on your period...it smarts doesn't it? C'mon bloke,u are a perfect definition of a scatterbrain. Trouncing a manbitch like u would be condescending of me.

So,i'll leave you to bark sporadically until u rise to my league.#schmuck.

and your point is. . . .

ItsModella: kikikiki!! what a random statement...how does my siggy even come into play here? LOL!! dumb much...


btw, it's 'offense'

lolz. If you dont know the origin of offeinse on nl, then you're a damn annoying newbie and a waste of time.

ItsModella: hahahahaha!! he is pained..

wonder why life is very hard for you?? See your sig. No offeinse

rokiatu: ;Di get all three and more lucky me

we know you dont.
op, sexuality, that way ------>

[quote author=gree-die]he didn't, i did......


_{u know why} [/quote]please spare them in their idiocy!

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]I was jus adding on to wat u said...where is the problem now? [/quote]ok cheeks.

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]but it was free food well that's wat I thought...[/quote]lolz. This totally sounds like something i would do! Hehehe.
But whatever on this good earth made you think running is the best option!

binger: What a perfect display of good diction...and quit liking your posts with your alt. accounts.

zeron is a typo and dumbicism is a made-up word.
If you had atleast two proper firing neurons in your brain you shoulda known this.
And i dont have the time to like my posts. If i did there would be 10 likes per post and on every post! Or Dont you know the flash dynasty?? Quit hating! Its not healthy.

KINGwax: ^^
I no undstnd y ur arrow come point backwards

na for back e dey naa

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]like men who do the same thing are worth anything [/quote]do you realize i'm for and not against you??

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]u see men are cruel!instead of saying "awww shame" u type "lol" [/quote]awwww, shame.
But seriously, hahahahhehehehahaheheh
see wetin your big eye cause!!

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]well. buffie...if.I part.way with my hubby I will never remarry. I.want my kids.to.have one.daddy and I.am not into.sleepin wwith many men.

I.dont think.I.will.never heal.as.fast.[/quote]its not just that. The thing is, no one would agree to take you again. No offeinse.