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Hahahaha, jaybeeee the maaaan!!!
Next na to lock the thread!!
who send for your useless non-existent romantic life!

So this is were the final e-fight for the night will be happening. Subscribing. . .
mynd, grab some popcorns while coming!!!

[quote author=Ch@nges link=topic=866206.msg10161611#msg10161611 date=1328819028]Well, i could remember mine. In my friend's get together party, i was jux lyk the M.C and when the party got to the dancing stage, i went outside to cool off then one úgly, disgusting looking girl appeared and started tossing me then i replied her with "i don't reckon having anything to do with imbesiles" may be that was because i was eyeing one other gurl and i was high. Then the gurl started crying. Biko kwa i'm not seeing myself[/quote]what does that mean?? You are either the m.c or you're not. Or are you fibbing, bro??

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=867218.msg10161653#msg10161653 date=1328819692][color=#000030]The rate at which dumb threads are created on this section is skyrocketing, and needs to be curbed! This is now more like a complain section than a romance section. Nothing romantic goes on here! Every guy who got played out of his money chooses the romance section to vent his anger on ladies! I mean, what the hell is sooo romantic about not being so smart. What do we do?

If you have a complain about a particular tribe, pls take it to the cultural section. if you have a complain about "Nigerians" pls take your ish to the cultural section! This section is supposed to build my romance hormones, not dwindle them for chrissakes!

If you have a Gender joke, i.e comparing girlfriend to peddlers, pls take your joke to the Joke section. For a while now, the romantic side of me has not be radiating and that's to be blamed on spurious superfluous threads. . .

I don tire![/color][/quote]grammar please

That pic na advert joorr, see the man wey dey stand behind the pic na im get the shade!

mamalola19:
with mad people.
no wonder.
how r u kiddo?

yes, mad people!! how do you think i cope with all these lunatics on nl!!

you dey call me kiddo, you want us to start our own entertainment abi?? i am all for e-fighting this night o, someone has fexed me!!

Whats a better way to relax after a stressful day at the ward??

@op, been so busy, since yesterday, helping my lecturer/md of the vvf centre mark the interview papers of job applicants. Mehnn, many of this guys are ITI o. . . still marking. . .

mcnepow:
^Babe, I nor dey East again. Fix that up anytime I'ld come around. _{[s]hope flasher nor go burst bottle, chuke me??[/s]}

for why nau, i truss my baby

freecocoa:
I don't know what's the problem with your yim abi na my own?I buzz you but I don't get replies as well,I come dey wonder.

i doubt is mine o, cos i saw your buzz, and replied severally, didnt get anything, and you logged out shortly afterwards. And i also chatted with someone else that night for like 2 hrs. Have you been chatting with others?
[quote author=Emeka 7. link=topic=827067.msg10148185#msg10148185 date=1328692639]Ok are we invited to d mansion on valentines party day¿[/quote]yea, as far as you keep yourself restricted to the ground floor and the boys quaters
finally you are invited, please do make yourself available on that day

freecocoa:
I don't know what's the problem with your yim abi na my own?I buzz you but I don't get replies as well,I come dey wonder.

i doubt is mine o, cos i saw your buzz, and replied severally, didnt get anything, and you logged out shortly afterwards. And i also chatted with someone else that night for like 2 hrs. Have you been chatting with others?
[quote author=Emeka 7. link=topic=827067.msg10148185#msg10148185 date=1328692639]Ok are we invited to d mansion on valentines party day¿[/quote]yea, as far as you keep yourself restricted to the ground floor and the boys quaters
finally you are invited, please do make yourself available on that day

This is SERIOUS!!!

Chimezie198:
Remember i said small smh. Only did that just to get ur attention buh it was a joke. Its been so long i heard from you though you do come online. I knew something was wrong somewhere becos i kept on posting without replies. As for d boring, dat was a mistake. Though you said am a crap.
Hey i really loved you right from page 1 to this present page and I' ll keep loving you in future pages to come.
Well to rap it up, whatever way i'd offended you, am on ma kneels saying I'M SORRY. Just want you to look into ma eyes and say u neva mearnt to say those words ITS OVER.
I BELIEVE IN SECOND CHANCE.       
  Lastly i need you to listen to this track 'saddest day' by Akon when ur alone or wanna sleep, just take it d am d one singing it. Its just to express d way am feeling right now.

smh!! Dude!!!!!

cocoa, didnt get any of your replies on yim, what happened??

freecocoa:
Eh let me be mushy,if he said anything about you and james,that I don't know but you didn't start using me in your fights with him today or on this thread,I just don't like it when I tell you wetin I feel you go say na tone I dey give you,this thread has lost its fun this night for me anyways so I'm done here,see you on the other side abeg.

@Flash come on yim please.

I'm there. done here too.

freecocoa:
MY sunshine you know you don't even have to ask,I'm already all yours,whatever went down on this thread is just me being part of the fun.btw my HEARTBEAT don't even give ear to what anyone here says,I love you and you love me,that's all that matters,their opinions don't count.*kisses*

i know you mine but i gotta do it right baby. You deserve every bit of my effort sweets. Thank you for accepting, imma surprise you on that day.
Lolz, dont ever think i listen to any other person other than you. And you're right, you love me and i love you so much more mami!!! Dont mind'em haterz

@id, i don tire for this your one bar yarn o, everytime teenager, infant, pikin, boy, ogbemi you no dey tire?? If no be that one e go be say cocoa no send me, upon say she don warn you tire, shame no dey catch you?? I just dey bone you, you dey parayarn, if i start now, you go come dey try settle abi, na my fault say jamesdman val another girl? why you no attack am, na me you see to throway yarn give. Anyways this na valentine thread so just hold your peace till we commot here. Thank you!

MarcAnthon:
The place where you said my poems were copied nko? And then you said 'back to sender' on the offer of my woman   Pls repsek yaself

aite, sorry bro, was just trying to make good humor, sorry if you picked offence none was intended hope we good

La Parisienne:
LMAO @ fighting over underaged boys, puppy love indeed.

Poor writing skills, zero punctuation, no knowlegde of spacing and paragraphing etc. Yet the call themselves students, what a shame. And instead of reading their books, they busy posting 24 hrs on Nairaland with their china phones.
Imma kill these ghetto b1tches when I have the time.

I dont exhibit those so i will jump and pass meehnn marc, you have your work cut out for you with this woman, i mean this in a caring way bro

Mayflowa:
From La Parisienne

Ok. We are all joking. No one is serious. God! This place can really relieve you of stress. Anyway, the down side is that has also affected my work because of the hours invested but I enjoyed every bit of it. I do a PhD work here.

To set the record straight La Parisienne, I am not married o. I am as single as they come! I knew where you dug that up anyway. That was CC family thread. I was was joking with the wife stuff just to spice the thread! Now, CC wont take it likely. Anyway you are more important God! you went that far to do some dectective check on us!

Marc Anthony is a great guy. He has got good writing skills. undoubtably intelligent but He seem a player IMO and was so trying hard to impress you. lol. You seem to like music a lot. He was thoughtful there and kept it coming

But you were so unfair in the game. How could you just leave without letting me know. I would have allowed you anyway knowing you guys were friends on the forum before. Remember you came for me. Do you use and dump men in real life? You have always encouraged Marc right from the first and it was quick for you to hurl insults at my gifts! I became your sudden enemy.

I like you anyway. You are equally intelligent, smart and beautiful, I guess. Big one to all the girls that got my back! Cuddler, Annawhite, dyt, Idowuogbo and the delectable sexkillz. I love guys. I extend my love to Marc Anthony. Make sure you dont break La Parisienne's heart. She will always be precious to me.

what See wetin woman dey cause

MarcAnthon:
Cork, respect the pubic hair around your two inch package and STOP DISRESPECTING MY WOMAN! You will not be warned a second time!
# Sharpening Sexkillz' blade# E be like say somebody wan go pay him ancestors a visit today. . .

chei!! Mr, cork, is this you??

MarcAnthon:
Flash, I read your cheap shots against me  I tot we were friends. I understand though, na jealousy  And the whole dialogue here sef was between me and my Sweetness. I have forgiven you though, and matter of fact I will forgive you any wrongdoing you may indulge in against me. But what I will not tolerate is having you disrespect my woman, whether explicitly or implicitly, by inference. So the same warning goes to you too: STOP DISRESPECTING MY PRECIOUS. I haven't said anything against yours, and as a matter of fact I will not. So it won't be asking too much from you to return the courtesy. . .

Jeeeez, oga mark na wentin i do naa?? What kind of accusating is all these, eh??
What cheap shots against you and what disrespect against your woman??
Now dont tell me you're counting my conversation with cork, that would really dissapoint me

Back to sender!!!
bros, why you come hate me naa

make i give madam small space to reply
oya, noisemakers can now continue

shakira
mehn her belly dancing they wound meee

mamalola19:
see dis pikin.slimyem suppose present you for house as her biological clock dey tick
she will just be pounding you like mortar.

mynd44!! mynd!!!

oh babe relax naa, i say NO.
where is mynd44 when i need him to handle this obsessed ones

while the princess is considering her answer from her majestic throne. . . . .


I write this pentameter
for you my margarita
when i see you mamasita
my temp goes like a ballerina's
cant read on the thermometer

i will walk over kilometers
to ask you my Lolita
sinking to my rodillas
i pray you say eureka
will you be my senorita?


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