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freecocoa:
OP I'm 28,been a virgin for 8 years now,well there's been lots of temptations but I've been overcoming them,one day I almost lost it as one dude was just saying some kind sugar like things to my ears,my legs started getting weak and my laps were getting hot like someone who had high fever,I didn't realize what was happening till he wanted to touch my boobsi ,I started shouting,"blood of jisos,hory ghost fire,angel gabliel prease safe me,arch angel micheal I commit my virginity to you",as I was shouting he just fell down like those people anoiting use to nak on the ground for church,hmm that was how I escaped o.

Since that day I fear any guy that his first statement to me is"hello fine girl,can I have a minute" I never knew  that minute is to burst my pipe.

I plan to loose it when I marry,in 2 years time,ehen my na is VIRGINIA ODINKENMA. Thanks.

lmaooooo
funny thread!!

coogar:
and yet the p[i]u[/i]ssy keeps queafing. . .
what topic? this pathetic topic that has just made you the biggest plonker this forum has produced?
if i were you, i would cover my eyes and have this topic sent to the recycle bin.

kiddo, i might just regrettably have to put you on the ignore list till your posts are deleted. You are boring the crap outta me, and worse you are derailing my thread!!
Ffs i dont do e-insults, you must be incredibly dumb not to get this!!

Idowuogbo:
I hia u ooo, so 2 u ur post was concrete shey? IMO it was a pile of useless cement EOD

that is the key word! And many other people opined otherwise. Well thanks for dropping your opinion.

P.S- I don't come online typing with a screw face trying to be all emotional and serious, I only do comic relief.

yea, stick to that, suits you better.

^^^ durrrhhh
am bored talking with you. You gat no point. Please try and stick to topic. Or you just might get banned

coogar:
no they wouldn't. . . . .not in the dna of naija boys to sleep with 70-yr old menopaused woman.
you know that. . . .

lol, maybe you are not in naija, many guys do that and even more just for a few cash from their sugar mummies. Dont blame me for your ignorance

if it's that easy, go for a sex change.
stop whining, flash-retardeen!

for the second time, i'm not complaining, just saying. . . .
I'm proud to be a man!

how much are we talking about here?
since many of you guys are into yahoo runs, why is it so difficult for you to pay up?
you want to compare the consequences of paying up to the risks centred around sleeping with old men? std/sti/pregnancy/occultic factor, etc.
are you from the land of philistine?

the same risk they get in sleeping with lecturers, is the same they also get in love peddling. And besides, i said they've got options.

you don't do e-insults because you are a spineless wimp.
the $64,000 question is: at what stage in your miserable life did you lose your balls?

lol, because i dont trade childish e-insults, am a wimp?? Hahahahahahehehehe who is the wimp here now??
Talk is cheap man, only cowards resort to insults. I aint one, are you??

Idowuogbo:
To say I don't agree with your post is d main reason for ur high blood pressure is a shame,If i begin to lament on how childish ur post is it would only save us questioning if u've come of age or perphaps yet to get in line for a Bar mitzvah.Don't go dia wiv moi,It won't be pleasant if I carry u dia let's jus say we don't agree on dis thread.

Peace!!!!!

lo at high blood pressure, hehehe, i no be killz naa.
So wetin come relate the thread topic to my age i no blame you sha, i wasnt expecting you to come up with any thing concrete. I'm glad your fellow females supported the thread so you will know i dont really need your opinion.
Peace too

freecocoa:
@OP,trust me dads being soft isn't all that rare walai and the s3x thingy,you neva jam correct village ekaette wey no know anything like s3x education,if she handle you eh,you go confess jesus is lord. Btw you know this thread is just trying to prove no gender has it easier,let's not lose sight of that.

yea i agree sha, was just trying to continue our chit-chat.

Flashaldrin:
oh yea? And whats wrong with saying i would have been raised differently if it were only by my mom, answer me, am waiting!aite, lets agree to disagree then. . . .

@killz, am still waiting o. . . .

coogar:
this boy is a proper clown. . . .whoever brought you to nairaland must be running a circus.

so which is easier? paying sums of money to sort an exam or sleeping with a malodorous, smelly-mouthed, frail-hearted and gray haired professor.
you are a spineless wimp. i believe life is more unfair to women than the men.
think about it!

yea, many dudes will be willing to sleep with a malodorous, smelly-mouthed, frail-hearted and gray haired female professor(a coogar ), if given the chance, you know that.
The point is women have the option to either pay or have sexx, mind you most of this girls are already love peddlers that have slept with countless men, so what is sleeping for grades?? And most of the men dont look as bad as you painted it.
But the guys have just one option, pay up or pack up!


Ehen, am sorry i couldnt grace your insults with a reply, i dont trade e-insults, they are for kids.

Idowuogbo:
Ohhh I c so I can conclude u jus defending ur "Baby" am glad u no ur "Baby's" post was bullshitzzz.

Stop trying to infer what you dont know just to incite spite. It doesnt suit a woman.

Idowuogbo:
Flash no offence I gats critic ur nonsense,as usual na ur hommie Badosky d lyrical gangstress.

yea, thats how you know lame critics, they condemn whatever is above them without giving any reason. Its bullshit, why?? because your suckee said so?? Gladly waiting for your reasons.
And that you think its bullshit doesnt make it so. Cos its your opinion, and guess what, no one gives a fcck!



And hey . . . .  its still your homie, flash.

Goldieluks:
So the essence of this reply to laparisen's thread is that life is also not fair to the men either. Men and women should just take life as it is,cause its obvious we've got no choice per say.

thank you jare, just ignore some band-wagoners!

kponkish:
dat wat we get for taking and eating d forbiden fruit from woman at d garden of eden, Complain nt dude

i aint complaining, just saying

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=861459.msg10106537#msg10106537 date=1328203681][color=#000030]Cry over a username? Smh! Pls Grow up! The more you post on this thread the more you make st[i]u[/i]pid comments. here is another st[i]u[/i]pid comment below:[/color][color=#000030]Only a kid spits trash of this magnitude! Damn! [/color][/quote]oh yea? And whats wrong with saying i would have been raised differently if it were only by my mom, answer me, am waiting!
[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=861459.msg10106560#msg10106560 date=1328203920][color=#000030]Another st[i]u[/i]pid comment! Firstly, you made no point! Secondly no matter who posts it, bullshit is bullshit. . . and i'm allergic to bullshit! Thirdly stop thinking i have a grudge with you! It even makes you more childish![/color][/quote]aite, lets agree to disagree then. . . .

mobf:
Damn,  that's low. was she popping prescription pills ?  

are you by any chance, dumb?

amu ukwu:
Actually you sound like you were only raised by her. Thats just an observation, no offence.

lol, and why would you think that?

freecocoa:
@ OP,That's partially a lie cos some mums are actually stricter than dads,my dad is the soft one,what would you say about that?

As for the s3x,ever heard of the "woman ontop" position?

errrm we are talking about the norm here, whats usually obtained in the society or what society expects in families, and in this case men are/ are expected to be stricter, if your dad isnt, then thats a rare case.

And about the sexx, lol, oh yea? But we also talking about the norm, MOST women just lie back there, only a few sexx-educated ones actually try out other styles.

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=861459.msg10106251#msg10106251 date=1328201438][color=#000030]Thank God the "Men" are talking![/color][/quote]so nomsochris and other male posters that supported the thread are not men abi?? Well, you think what you want to think, i'm sure you've gotten my point and if this thread had been opened by another male poster you wouldnt be pouring all these venom on it!

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=861459.msg10106061#msg10106061 date=1328200097][color=#000030]Well articulated and compendious bullshit! Smh @ this is a faceless forum and i could as well be a woman! [/b]WTF! @ [b]i just pointed this out so the women out there wont feel they have the worst lot in life, Damn! What point are you trying to make that you could not make on the other thread? You just want to flash yourself? Guess what? You did, and it's making you look like a sissy. . . A wimp!
Grow up!

And stop this ban nonsense! Anyone that wants to ban me because i called your thread st[i]u[/i]pid should go ahead and do so, and see if it will stop me from calling your next thread st[i]u[/i]pid if it is! For the 2nd time GROW UP! You speak of ban ban ban as if i can actually be banned! You only ban a username, and not the user! Sexkillz was banned, but am i not using Killz? Who doesnt know that sexkillz is the same as killz? How dumb can you get? [/color][/quote]the problem with you, and the only problem i gat with you is that you never admit you are wrong, because of the way you articulate your post and your bashful words, people get confused and think you're making sense, in actuality, 50% of the times you are wrong!! And you will never admit.
Now you agree am making a point but that i shouldnt have opened another thread, if i answer you now, you will bring another excuse.
Well the truth is i opened another thread for it so it will be seen by all and not just ignored as another comment, i dont need to be popular, i already am

and about the ban thingy, lol, you wan kill yourself say i got you banned, nawa o, sha i dont blame, you attach to much ego to all this online crap, and i know how badly you must have taken that loss i just hope you didnt cry

freecocoa:
Abegi paddy free that talk,what did killz said all?if you read la prisoner's thread you'd get his point,some people just take everything way too serious and it actually makes them come across as sadists,why didn't y'all call la prisoner's thread childish? Yeah she's a woman and that's part of what op is trying to point out,if both parties (male and female)start complaining then you'd see that life isn't fair to any gender,that's just what OP means, killz has a grudge,don't encourage him.

nuff said!!! I and my baby are one.
Now you see why i love this babe

freecocoa:
@Op so in your mind now you've proven life is harder for men abi? Btw who told you women don't contribute to the disciplinary role of their kids?often times than not women are the ones who practically raise the kids,women also don't just relax and enjoy s3x,we contribute to it,you better do your research well before concluding.

lol, how exactly do you contribute?? By moaning?? jk
yea, the mother also disciplines but they are much softer and always go behind the scene to offer niceties to the kid. Lie??
If i were to be raised only by my mom, i know were i would have been now!

So hot and cute. My future wife!

Kill by hanging

What to reply me

True. Based on your previous history.
La persia just keeps match-making cocoa with everyone but me

Mami, cocoa, sugar, milk, honey

Mami, cocoa, sugar, milk, honey

Hug and kiss her in congratulations

bin gbagbo:
bush pig!!!

La Parisienne:
@OP
Tell me, what is your purpose of creating this thread? If it is to spite my thread about women, you are very funny.

yes its a direct reply to your thread, and i take that as a compliment.
My purpose is simple, to point out that both sexes have their own cross to bear, and no gender should make a mountain out of their respective moles.

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=861459.msg10105622#msg10105622 date=1328197510][color=#000030]Smh!

When did men become wimps, to the extent of complaining, nagging and whining incessantly about life, and about women? Why are you a man if you complain over what you cannot change? If you cant handle responsibility as a man, then quadruplicated shame on you! So, if your wife or girlfriend nags and complains, the best reply is to nag her back? Is this a reply to the other thread? So if everyone is complaining, whats the solution? Now that wimpish men are complaining, what should women do? Never knew we had these kind of men sissies in existence! I thought they were long extinct! I'm flabbergasted, obfuscated in all totality! This is supposed to be irrelevant beer palour gossip between men, but making your stance public? Oh my Gawd! I just slapped myself!

Thread is absolute childish nonsense, and a waste of some nice bandwidth!. . . -10,000

Bullshit![/color][/quote]lolz, relax dude, we aint fighting. unless you want to get banned
In real life i wouldnt be saying these, yes, but this is a faceless forum and i could as well be a woman
well i just pointed this out so the women out there wont feel they have the worst lot in life, they should know both sexes have their own challenges and thus should tone down their complaints and naggings. I will never complain about being a man.

bin gbagbo:
bad girl! who broke it for you??

na now you talk wetin dey hungry you
go to sexuality section joor if you need stories to self-service to

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=861459.msg10105365#msg10105365 date=1328195704]LMAO@women have it more easier than men   

Throughout this site, MAJORITY of the men chanted and beaten their chest about women should be happy that men are desired to handle difficult things NOW you saying it is unfair?!!   

Make up your bleeping mind, do you want women to help or not?[/quote]lolz, so now it has been brought up, we should be happy we are configured to do hard things?? Now i see.

Sijo01:
Some men will soon consider TRANSPLANT!

Many women are already transplanting!!!

Badoo, mine is on my profile, oya post your own

- we have to work so hard to eat, to be liked, to be something in life, to marry, to maintain a family while all a girl has to do is at most be a graduate in any course at all, get married, and she is settled for life

- in the family we have to make the hard decisions and maintain discipline, we keep getting hates from our children, while all the mother has to do is sit back, be her normal self, and be loved by the children and have poems and songs written about them!

- we always have to do so much to impress the ladies, wasting our hard earned money, buying expensive things while they just take the gifts and rejects us afterwards, make fun at us, and settle for the highest bidder

- we have to do the hard and menial jobs around, make sacrifices for ladies that are complete strangers to us, take up arms, fight for the country, get killed, and still get insulted by these ladies in return. I know how many times i've stood up in classes and public transportations for the so-called weaker sex, and yet na insult i go chop afterwards.

- in the family we are supposed to take responsibilty for every financial details, from paying the bills, training the children and also paying for women's incessant shopping, even though we ourselfs may not have more than two pairs of shoes and few changes of clothes. And when the money finishes, she just ups and leaves to the next mugu.

- when we decide to opt out of the marriage, they get half of our money and our children. When they get fed up and want out, they also get half of our money and our children!! Win-win situation for them!

- during sexx, we have to do all the action, twisting and contorting our waists just to please the ladies, while they just lay back and complain about the sexx afterwards, we take responsibility for anything that goes wrong and even get to pay for the sexx enjoyed mutually by both parties, even more by the women since they get to have unlimited orgassms!!

- we are expected to handle all the violence in the family, we are the ones who get into fights, who get beaten, arrested, murdered, shorter life expectancy. Their are far more widows than widowers!

- in any dispute involving men and women the men get automatically indicted! If three ladies have sexx with a man, its a four-some, if three men have sexx with a lady, its a gang-raape.

- generally in the society women are more favoured and considered than a man, a man has to work so hard to get to a position, while all a lady has to do is flash a charming smile and show a little breeast.

In campuses a guy has to hussle for huge sums of money to sort an exam, while the babe go just open leg for the lecturer, and have sexx in which she derives as much pleasure.

In summary, all a woman has to do is look beautiful and break hearts!

Women think they are having it hard, just because the men aint complaining doesnt make it any less easier for the men!!

See the problem?? Many people want to recieve something in this valentine but not many are willing to give, why.

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=860965.msg10102327#msg10102327 date=1328169633][color=#000030]
If you cant love me on the other days of the year, get the fcck outta my life! [/color][/quote]so that some one loves you enough to make valentine's day special for you now means she doesnt love you the other days of the year??
I thought you were more intelligent than this!