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mcnepow:
sauer na u be dis??

lolz

Abeg MODS you need to do something to this menace called sexkillz who is constituting a nuisance in this section, he goes from thread to thread insulting people, and rarely contributes maeningfully except to bash and diss and curse, i wonder why he is not yet banned.
This is a thread i just opened and he is already their with his bag of nuisance, please help me delete the unnecessary posts. Thankyou!
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-855790.0.html

Its normal kids stuff joor, who didnt play mama and papa??

i dont get you guys, its not just the movie, i mean, its applicable in most relationships, one of the couple is always considered the lucky one or the better one. Only in rare cases are the statuses equal. Innit??

is that possible?? Or you are not in a relationship?? Abi you are the reacher and dont want to admit.

lol, i can remember when i was in the villa one xmas, i was like 13/14 yrs old. me and my female cousin (abt 7 yrs old) was playing in front on my aunts when she suddenly blurted out 'I love you'. Chai! I was so embarrased, i turned and whispered to her, 'no, dont say it again o', my aunts all overheard and burst out laughing. Lol, i felt i'd said something wrong. But now i know better.
Its a normal kids stuff, acting out what they've seen mostly in the tellies, its now left for you as the mature one to correct her, shikena.

I just finished watching How I Met Your Mother and they had an interesting topic/sub-plot. According to them For the two people who make up every relationship, there is "The Reacher" and "The Settler".
The Reacher: the person who reaches for someone out of their league/class
The Settler: the person who settles for some one below their league/class
"The settler is never jealous of the reacher," one of the character says "Where is the reacher gonna go?"
do you believe this is true??
which one are you in your relationship?

Yea, telling her would be a really big problem since you cant muster two correct lines.

sour, sour, cutiepie

^^^
come suya, no lemme call fulani for you o, close your eyes joor, while adults do their thing

freecocoa:
I miss you more boo.



Suya cry if you want to we ain't leaving.


Mybreath\Mcney\suya\jamess

i love kissing your succulent lips honeypie.
nkem/sour/james/money

Awwww, that woman i told you guys about, my friends mother, suffering from breaast cancer, just died this evening, after all those pain, money, prayers. . . . .

Kk, missing you bably

mysweet, jamass, emotion

Awww heartbeat, you make me speechless hon believe am the one whoLs lucky here. Thanks alot babe!


and hey havent seen you for a while now on yim, whats the problem??
We need to talk.

heartless - kanye west


I am speechless, speechless That's how you make me feel
Though I'm with you I am far away and nothing is
for real
When I'm with you I am lost for words, I don't
know what to say My head's
spinning like a carousel, so silently I pray

freecocoa:
Hi sunshine


Mylove\jam\Baker\suya

Yea honeypie, how are you??
Mybaby/ nobody

baby, them

obesity or weight, mostly depends on genes, the eating habits are just complementary to the genetic make up ie, a fat person will have more urge to eat etc.
I know several gluttons that are as tiny as speck!

sevently, you gonna cry anyway, lol

@op, quite touching, already shared on my fb.

lolz.
Obviously you guys need to talk and atleast establish the facts. Then try to find a compromise for the sake of your marriage.

sxkills don already run come to see who im go insult only to see this #priceless

the worrying thing is that somepeople never catch the joke yet

hahaha, i think i like this ok2nv. Nice!

OK2NV:
the thread is meant to highlight your vanity and general amebo tendaencies.
You think for a shitt-nano secound i will come here and ask for advice about how to go about a relationship from worms like you?


I will rather discuss sanitary issues with you guys .
sacarsm aint it a b@tch!

hornipipe:
ugly tinz mtcheeew!

^^^
hor[i]n[/i]ey pipe. what?? do you feel insulted, i just called your name

ignore her

yea i think we both do, but in the opposite directions

Idowuogbo:
Definetly not 190

but you know its a guy

lolz, i tell you, why imagine something that would never happen anyway

^^^ you are not alone

suya heartbeat, enofine, jamzz

sauer:
8 bricklayers can complete a bricklaying job in 17 days. suya, a bricklayer himself, brings 15 more of his colleagues to join the team 5 days after work started on the job. How many more days are required to complete the job, if the 16 join in?

Total effort required by 8 bricklayers for 17 days =8 × 17 = 136 man-days.

Initial effort by 8 bricklayers for 5 days = 8 × 5 = 40 man-days.

Job still requires 136 − 40 = 96 man-days, and there are 24 bricklayers available to do it.

Additional effort required by 24 bricklayers for 96 man-days = 96 / 24 = 4 days.

Thus, 4 more days are required to complete the bricklaying job.

provided the men dont feel the need to eat suya

sauer:
A rich merchant had collected many gold coins. He did not want anybody to know about them. One day, his wife asked, "How many gold coins do we have?"
After pausing a moment, he replied, "Well! If I divide the coins into two unequal numbers, then 69 times the difference between the two numbers equals the difference between the squares of the two numbers."
The wife looked puzzled. Can you help the merchant's wife by finding out how many gold coins they have?

69(x-y)=x^2-y^2

=(x+y)(x-y)

therefore cancelling (x-y)

x+ y= 69

therefore he has 69 gold coins.

sauer:
^^^you correct! no mind me

i know you will still tell me that at some point, hope i still get my something nice

sauer:
phoneflasher, your answer is not totally correct. You using the right principle, but not the right explanation! Where do you get "real gold of the same volume with the crown"? how do you get "real gold of the same volume with the crown"?
Note: the cost of making another crown out of complete gold  is very high, so that's not to be considered.
Plus, the crown is not going to float?  so, where did you get "any floating object displaces its own weight of fluid"?
I'm not satisfied with the answer! It's not thorough and not detailed. So, before you search me, search yourself first!

i know its not going to float, i just quoted the principle, the main is that its gonna displace its own weight of fluid.

ok make i tell you how archimedes take do im own, so you go do am like that. . . .
put a weight of gold equal to that of the crown, and known to be pure, into the bowl of water which will be filled with water to the brim. Then the gold would be removed and the golden crown put in, in its place. An alloy of lighter bronze would increase the bulk of the crown and cause the bowl to overflow.

oya let the searching begin!!

why the discrimination, a casket maker is no worse than a doctor, nor a soldier, nor a policeman etc, all this people are more directly involved with dead people, yet they aint castigated.