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Jokes EtcRe: My Experience With A Generous Guy In Lagos Today by Flashh: 8:21pm On Mar 11, 2016
KIDpretty:
i used N4k to buy fuel for my car and my remaining N1k to get food in a resturant before I face Lagos traffic. As I ordered food and sat down to eat, a man sitting beside me and in a nice shirt said, "i luv the way u eat, try their snail, i will pay". I hastily added 4 pieces of snail for N2000 and continued eating . He said again,"u eat so well, pls add a bottle of wine so dat u can drink after eating". I hastily made the order and was having fun.

My total bill came up to about N10,000... I thanked him for accepting to pay. As I stood to leave, my car key fell down, and i bent to pick it, i discovered dat the man was bare-footed!!! Alas, he was a mad man. He laughed at me and said," De way dem go beat u 4 here ehh, na only God fit save u.!".
[color=#225484]You're good at cooking up story. [/color]

https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/the-face-you-give-someone-when-you-know-they-re-lying-but-you-just-want-to-see-how-far-they-will-go-with-it.png
PoliticsRe: Buhari Backs Western Sahara On Self-determination From Morocco by Flashh: 8:19pm On Mar 11, 2016
Really?!
PoliticsRe: AEDC Staff Electrocuted (photo) by Flashh: 8:14pm On Mar 11, 2016
No glove?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs PSG: UCL (1 - 2) On 9th March 2016 by Flashh: 7:50pm On Mar 11, 2016
abimbawealth:
Winning always...well, I don't like your team sha...at all, just like you don't like my team
If you don't like my team, would that stop you from liking/loving me?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs PSG: UCL (1 - 2) On 9th March 2016 by Flashh: 11:46pm On Mar 10, 2016
abimbawealth:
It's boring... undecided
What's boring to you? Is it because we keep winning and you ain't happy with it? Or...?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs PSG: UCL (1 - 2) On 9th March 2016 by Flashh: 11:35pm On Mar 10, 2016
abimbawealth:
Chill na...we'll qualify for 2018/2019 edition na...Watchout for a better Chelsea next season...
I don't know how you barca fans do it, don't you get tired of winning?
A female, ok
A warrior never get tired of winning. We want success after success.

Hope you are "okay" with it?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs PSG: UCL (1 - 2) On 9th March 2016 by Flashh: 11:15pm On Mar 10, 2016
abimbawealth:
Till we meet again...
Sorry to say this... That's will be 2020 when you are opportuned to qualify for the Champions League. Next season is out of it. You know? cryembarassed


Like to have one? What's that?
A female. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs PSG: UCL (1 - 2) On 9th March 2016 by Flashh: 11:10pm On Mar 10, 2016
abimbawealth:
I knew it...Barcelona fan...


You were scared grin had it been Chelsea scaled through, na headache, I feel you tongue


Never mind, i'm better now cool
Chelsea isn't a threat anymore! cool

I like you because you're a female who loves to watch football, and I would like to have one. wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United :Europa (2 - 0) ON 10th March 2016 by Flashh: 11:07pm On Mar 10, 2016
Which league can Man U play sef? undecided
PoliticsRe: 10 Most Inciteful Statements Made By Nigerians by Flashh: 11:02pm On Mar 10, 2016
Some are disappointed not seeing Jonathan.
RomanceRe: Why Are Girls So Cheap (Pictures) by Flashh:
Estharfabian:
I Love your fonts flash...undecided



I'm Really trying so hard to Hate Your Ass! grin


[color=#225484]Yeye! grinsad[/color]
RomanceRe: Why Are Girls So Cheap (Pictures) by Flashh: 10:49pm On Mar 10, 2016
Estharfabian:
Someone has to defend The fleeting Integrity Of Our Gender! grin


even if I'm all alone on this one! cry embarassed
[color=#225484]Now, it's proven she's trying to bring out lame points outta her ass.[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs PSG: UCL (1 - 2) On 9th March 2016 by Flashh:
abimbawealth:
'cos within you, you're happy we are off and here you are trying to be nice
What do you want me to do? After all it isn't my team who defeated your club.

Don't worry, I will dismantle Arsenal in Camp Nou, then you can make jest of them too after they lost.

What can I do to make you feel good now? smiley
RomanceRe: Why Are Girls So Cheap (Pictures) by Flashh: 10:04pm On Mar 10, 2016
Estharfabian:
LoL!grin


You're moving in circles.

I'm done Witcha.
Your font is Appealing...I Actually replied Your mentions Coz of that.
Buh your IQ? Your reasoning? not so much.


This is the last You'd see of me.
Rant All You like baby! cheesy
I was expecting something worth discussing with you, but I'd realised you're just down to the bottom of iQ.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs PSG: UCL (1 - 2) On 9th March 2016 by Flashh: 9:55pm On Mar 10, 2016
abimbawealth:
Haun undecided
For what?
RomanceRe: Why Are Girls So Cheap (Pictures) by Flashh: 9:46pm On Mar 10, 2016
Estharfabian:
[s]So quick to defend Your gender, even if it makes Y'all look Utterly despicable in the process! dunderheads!!

for starters, I couldn't give a Rat Ass about the content.


His heading Vividly stated "Why are girls so cheap".
I don't know what century You delude yourself into Thinking You live in...Buh The century I am now? the 21stcentury? That's called Generalizing!

So. who's the dumb, silly, obnoxious, dimwitted, ignorant one now?
LoL! The joke's On You sweety! cheesy

PS---I did read the content.[/s]
[color=#225484]Piece of hogwash.

You're dumb, just because you couldn't read the post but you had to conclude through the topic which most of you just did here tonight.

So scourge, you judged a book by its cover. That makes you what? Dumb? Silly? Dimwit? Or you're just being ignoramus in nature?
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RomanceRe: Why Are Girls So Cheap (Pictures) by Flashh: 8:47pm On Mar 10, 2016
CaroLyner:
Smh.and you had to stereotype every girl "cheap" cause one idiot asked you to bring her over.
[color=#225484]He didn't say all are cheap.

Do you read this?
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I'm not here to generalize, but 99 out of the 100 girl girls I've met are professional gold diggers
RomanceRe: Why Are Girls So Cheap (Pictures) by Flashh: 8:43pm On Mar 10, 2016
KashyBaby:
They juz asking for a dollar & u can't give?? Look how stingy u are...does ur momma told u to share what u have to those who are less fortunate? And u even think girls are cheap coz they asked for a dollar or 2, but u never think that's all u can afford to give..

Nobody asking u for a Ferrari or Lamborghini... undecided
[color=#225484]You can just give him the dollar the girl needed, I'm sure he will deliver it to her quickly. undecided[/color]
RomanceRe: Why Are Girls So Cheap (Pictures) by Flashh:
Estharfabian:
Trash! undecided


All girls Are cheap? odinma! cool
Including Your future and past female generations!


Stop stereotyping You fûcking good for nada twaát!
[color=#225484]It seems you didn't even read the post, but you're here to defend in a silly way just because you saw the topic... "Why are girls so cheap".

Your ignorance makes me sick. embarassed
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PoliticsRe: Ofodirinwa's Challenge: Post 1 Buhari Project And I'll Stop Posting For A Month. by Flashh: 6:41pm On Mar 10, 2016
undecided
RomanceRe: Someone Need An Answer To This Question (PICS) by Flashh: 6:36pm On Mar 10, 2016
cruzita:
well is the child not his?why can't he do it? if he doesn't do it for his wife ,who will he do it for?
[color=#225484]He will joyfully do it for his mother. [/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs PSG: UCL (1 - 2) On 9th March 2016 by Flashh: 6:33pm On Mar 10, 2016
abimbawealth:
Bros stop o, e dey pain me ooo grin cry
Sorry! embarassed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs PSG: UCL (1 - 2) On 9th March 2016 by Flashh: 11:14pm On Mar 09, 2016
abimbawealth:
Because most fans don't see his errors... and as for Ivanovic and Azpilicueta, they are ready made fools
grincheesygrin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs PSG: UCL (1 - 2) On 9th March 2016 by Flashh: 10:50pm On Mar 09, 2016
abimbawealth:
Willian is a fool...Pedro should just go and die abeg
When you called William a fool, what will you call Ivanovic and co.? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs PSG: UCL (1 - 2) On 9th March 2016 by Flashh: 10:13pm On Mar 09, 2016
End of the road for Chelsea.
CelebritiesRe: DonJazzy Stylishly Mocked Linda Ikeji For Being Single(pic) by Flashh:
[color=#225484]Why can't Don Jazzy Wed her instead?[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs PSG: UCL (1 - 2) On 9th March 2016 by Flashh:
cyndidamsel:
Am gonna giv a nice bj to any guy who can get me an iphone6
[color=#225484]But that's not related to this topic.

Sexuality/Romance section is there, you know?


If you want iPhone 6, come to my house and collect it!
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs PSG: UCL (1 - 2) On 9th March 2016 by Flashh:
majamajic:
let the better side win
That's PSG.
CrimeRe: Boy Dumped By His Girlfriend Commits Suicide,Left A Letter To Say Goodbye(photos by Flashh:
[color=#225484]He even had to include his signature and phone number to approve his death.

Your father must be very proud of you.
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BusinessRe: Ireland Returns 5 Containers Of Beans Exported From Nigeria by Flashh:
Jonathan why?
EventsRe: Woman Pulls Her Dress, Shows Her Panties After Getting High At An Event (Photo) by Flashh:
Franchise21:
SAVE
[color=#225484]It's "safe" not "save".

Check the difference and their use when composing a sentence.
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EventsRe: Woman Pulls Her Dress, Shows Her Panties After Getting High At An Event (Photo) by Flashh: 11:57pm On Mar 08, 2016
timidapsin:
Video or i dont believe it undecided
[color=#225484]That picture isn't enough evidence for you? Just say you want to watch the video. [/color]

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