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Romance › Re: Am I A Virgin? by Flashh: 12:43am On Jul 19, 2015

Insidous:
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Ode!

[color=#225484]Stupidity is not a crime... You are free to go... [/color]

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Romance › Re: Am I A Virgin? by Flashh: 12:30am On Jul 19, 2015

Insidous:
Who the hell are you again?

[color=#225484]The man who came to deliver you from your stupidity! [/color]

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Romance › Re: Am I A Virgin? by Flashh: 11:44pm On Jul 18, 2015

[color=#225484]Kilode100 do you need to waste ink unnecessarily?

Insidous how does her post concerns you? [/color]

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Family › Re: Help, A Married Woman Refuses To Leave My House, How Can I Send Her Away? by Flashh: 8:04pm On Jul 18, 2015*

[color=#225484]Trouble is knocking at your door and you feel relaxed. [/color]

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Celebrities › Re: D'banj And Peter Psquare Wrestle At MAMA 2015 Press Conference In S.A (Photo) by Flashh: 3:54pm On Jul 18, 2015*

[color=#225484]D, Banj vs P-Square. [/color]
https://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/988882/CHISORA-SPITTING.gif

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Romance › Re: How Some Men Look After You Start Dating Them(photo) by Flashh: 1:12pm On Jul 18, 2015*

LilNetty:
Lol

[color=#225484]
Am very disappointed in you and MODs. [/color]
https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/mj-laughing.gif

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Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious Pic: When You Gave Birth To A Stubborn Kid And Refuses To Stay Home by Flashh: 10:12pm On Jul 17, 2015*

[color=#225484]When an entire family traveled with their private jet to see the stubborn boy tied with rope. [/color]

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Politics › Re: See How Close Those Youths Came To President Buhari (photos) by Flashh: 6:10pm On Jul 17, 2015*

missKiffy:
President Buhari today recounted how his security was unable to keep excited youths far from him as he left the national Mosque today, saying if one of them had a knife and had bad intentions, he would have been injured. See how close they got to him.

This is what happened when you are being loved.

You will have haters and Lovers no matter how good you are in life... Jesus experienced same!

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Education › Re: When To Use "Will" Or "Would" In A Sentence. by Flashh: 4:50pm On Jul 17, 2015

Romance › Re: LADIES; Gifts You Should Never Buy For A Guy On His Birthday by Flashh: 8:05am On Jul 17, 2015*

1. Underwear:
I’m going to start with this because it seems many guys still complain they get boxers and singlet as birthday gifts or whatever gift. If you belong to the caliber of girls that buy these for your boyfriend or friend, please stop. There are better gifts you can give him that he will appreciate even more. I’m sure the guys are tired of the singlet and boxers they keep receiving.

2. Cheap/Fake Jewelries:
Just as we hate cheap jewelries, men hate it too. Don’t buy him jewelries if he is not going to have the opportunity of rocking it for long. Buy him something of quality. Almost every man wears wristwatches, you can get him a good brand; Swatch, Rolex, Hublot and many others that are awesome. You can also get him a very simple looking bracelet or necklace if you can afford it.

4. Fake/Cheap Perfume:
You don’t want him smelling like a badly embalmed corpse, so it is best you buy him something really nice. It doesn’t have to be so expensive; there are awesome brands of perfume that you can get for less than 10,000 naira. He should be excited about the gift and not disgusted by it.

[color=#225484]Our naija girls are fond of these.

And they will always expect you to buy them top qualities. [/color]

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Celebrities › Re: Ladies, Would You Buy These Penis-shaped Lipsticks? (photo) by Flashh: 10:10pm On Jul 16, 2015*

[color=#225484]They don't care... Since it can paint their lips. [/color]

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Politics › Re: PDP To Obama: Teach Buhari Tenets Of Democracy by Flashh: 10:01pm On Jul 16, 2015*

I can't stop laughing at PDP's ignorance.

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Family › Re: Relationship: She Assured She Wouldn’t Tell My Wife We Had Sex...... by Flashh: 7:14pm On Jul 16, 2015

[color=#225484]And you have a wife, still had sex with your neighbour.

This is bad. [/color]

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Romance › Re: Do You Need To 'Test' To Trust Your Partner? by Flashh: 7:04pm On Jul 16, 2015*

[color=#225484]You are free to test your partner.

That means there's no "trust" in the relationship.

But health test is very important to me... I love my health. [/color]

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Politics › Re: Buhari, Tinubu, Amaechi Break Ramadan Fast This Evening (Photos) by Flashh: 11:02pm On Jul 14, 2015

londongal03:
Tinubu should be in jail

You ought to be in jail for this statement.

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Nairaland General › Re: Did You Ever Use This? by Flashh: 9:28pm On Jul 14, 2015*

[color=#225484]Some kinds of silly questions we see these days.

Do you think its kids that are here? [/color]

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Romance › Re: Ladies STOP Selecting Men, Based On Where They Work. by Flashh: 6:06pm On Jul 14, 2015*

This morning, I saw her in front of our company gate, a popular Oil and Gas firm. She was holding a CV and she was so wowed. She was like "what are you doing here?" I work here
"Jesus, for how long now?" Seven years.
"But...."
I didn't allow her continue the questions as a driver came in front of me and I entered the Toyota Hilux. She ran up to me and I think I heard:
"Please give me your number"

[color=#225484]We know where you are driving at.

But this story is fake![/color]
https://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/the-face-you-give-someone-when-you-know-they-re-lying-but-you-just-want-to-see-how-far-they-will-go-with-it.png

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Romance › Re: Who Betrayed Who? by Flashh: 5:11pm On Jul 14, 2015*

[color=#225484]But (op) why twisting this? The man jumped in that story. [/color]

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Politics › Re: Buhari, Osinbajo Meet With Chevron Officials + Full Details Of The Meeting by Flashh: 8:57pm On Jul 13, 2015*

For those zombies criticizing Osinbanjo that he's always wearing black... Hope they can see the one he wore in these pics?

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Celebrities › Re: PHOTOS: See What Nigerians Did With Serena Williams' Trophy Tray by Flashh: 6:32am On Jul 13, 2015

[color=#225484]I dey carry my family come, they must see this... We are on the way. [/color]

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Romance › Re: Nagging Bae by Flashh: 4:40am On Jul 13, 2015

[color=#225484]Every female as their own flaws in a relationship.

Maybe she's not more interested in the relationship for her to be acting this way.

She's egocentric because she's earning more than you do.

If she don't change, i will advice you to call it off and move on, coz you won't feel any joy being around a partner who nags and complain alot.

Your life doesn't depend on her. [/color]

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Romance › Re: Nagging Bae by Flashh: 4:31am On Jul 13, 2015

Cutehector:
And u say he is 20 and earns more dan u do... Ur case is bein laffed at in okija shrine

[color=#225484]You deserve hot slap with this statement.

When as it become a crime if your girlfriend earns more than you in a relationship?

Open your eyes and read well... The (op) is referring to a female. [/color]

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Jokes Etc › Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by Flashh: 11:24pm On Jul 12, 2015

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Travel › Re: The Night View Of City Of Bauchi (Wambai Gate) by Flashh: 10:22pm On Jul 12, 2015*

[color=#225484] It is beautiful in the night... But during the day... [/color]

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Romance › Re: Ladies; How To Know You Are Dating A Married Man. by Flashh: 8:47pm On Jul 12, 2015*

BaddieKay:
Uuna no dey tire 4 all dis list?

Girls nolonger care if his married or not.

[color=#225484]...only care about his money and how he could spend. [/color]

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Family › Re: Could My Wife Be Cheating? by Flashh: 11:32pm On Jul 11, 2015*

Goldenboy007:
My guy go and get a job. You have too much free time in your hands...wow..get a life for heavens sake !! Are you a monitoring spirit ?? I pray you don't die of hypertension ! It takes a thief to catch a thief ! It seems your hands sef are not clean !!!! Ahan !!!! Why find what is not lost !!! Why don't you just buy hijab for your wife so that no man will look at her !

[color=#225484]Judging from your post... You are plain stüpid... No offence!

Men like you are very easy to cheat on... What if she eventually cheat on him?

She had the guts to leave her husband's house and cook for her ex.

Who even knows maybe your wife/girlfriend is cheating on you presently.

You have to check your partner's phone sometimes to know who you are with, don't trust her.

The wife wanna cheat on him, in fact, her own way of cheating is very logical.

The (op) is a very smart man, in which he got her tricks. [/color]

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Food › Re: How Many by Flashh: 8:53pm On Jul 11, 2015

adeh39:

Fufu slayer

[color=#225484]That's what the guy is, babe am I lying?.

I don't like eating it... I detest the smell on hand.

But I don't eat much. [/color]

Romance › Re: Temptation by Flashh: 8:32pm On Jul 11, 2015

[color=#225484]Konji neva hold that guy. [/color]

Politics › Re: How Buhari’s Slow Pace Is Affecting The War Against Boko Haram! by Flashh: 7:05pm On Jul 11, 2015*

Firefire:
Who is deceiving who?

FOUR BILLION NAIRA with multiple death to show for it...

[size=18pt]Buhari, it's evidence you are 'super clueless', Please resign. [/size]

So surprising... Clueless is calling someone clueless. grin

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Celebrities › Re: Checkout The Ink Wizkid Is Wearing (photo) by Flashh: 6:18pm On Jul 11, 2015*

[color=#225484]Waste of ink. [/color]
https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/mj-laughing.gif

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Romance › Re: Build Your Ideal Woman (picture) by Flashh: 5:55pm On Jul 11, 2015*

[color=#225484]For me to waste money on no.4, I would rather burn it. [/color]

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Romance › Re: He Is So Romantic by Flashh: 4:01pm On Jul 11, 2015

zealot4me:
Nd u opened a thread for it

[color=#225484]I smell jealousy. [/color]

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