₦airaland Forum

mikolo80:
dingbat like you

LeFreakSoChic:
You forgot Imosé, G-tide which is what most of these nairaland warriors use. you can tell from the screenshots they post. The ratchet looking interface and all.

[color=Scarlet]If they catch you. So you have been monitoring screenshots upandan on Nairaland?

See yabbing. [/color]

asuo27:
You can't tell.
It's part of government generated revenue which will still fall back to the society in one way or the other.
Maybe through infrastructural development.

[color=Scarlet] Don't deceive yourself babe.

Anything that enters government's pocket, stays there. Nothing like infrastructural development here. That money won't comes from fines like this.

Even the billions collected from MTN; do you still hear anything about it? Voicemail. [/color]

asuo27:
Imagine the nonsense.
Is N4 million not too small?.

jmichlins:
So what happens to them upgrading their standards and maintaining it. This cycle of slamming fine and paying has got to stop cause the people who bought the sub-standard products are not refunded

daveP:
Baba Saka go chase her to the road until that wrapper falls off. All this one na story.



Until one day, we saw P.o.p on baba saka's head. His wives formed tag team and pestled his head during one of his 'my way or no other way' chases. The koko looked big.

wunmi2odun:
Mister, it's ONCE and not ONES.

UrWorstNitemare:
Stop have sex

Start making love

#Word

FvckShiT:
When she doesn't give you a fūcking blowjöb during sexx

When it comes to the bedroom department, nothing can break a man’s heart faster than the realization that he cannot satisfy his woman; luckily for many people however, this is a situation that can be remedied by taking appropriate steps.

The truth is, if you do not even realize there is a problem, you may end up as one of those men whose women get driven into the arms of another man (sometimes even their house helps, gatemen, drivers), due to dissatisfaction; this is because, whether you believe it or not, most women won’t bother talking to you about it before looking for a better lover.

So, wondering if perhaps you are not hitting the right buttons when in bed with your woman? Here are 3 signs that should sound a warning alarm in your head:


1. She NEVER initiates sex:

[img]http://i.onthe.io/vllkyt15k9glqmakk8.0ea7314b.jpg[/img]

Dear men, don’t be deceived, WOMEN LOVE SEX JUST AS MUCH AS MEN! And the truth is, if you are giving it good to her, she will keep coming back for more. So if you see that you are always the one to make a move EVERY SINGLE TIME, bros, that woman is not enjoying the pepper soup you are serving her in bed oh! Upgrade your game before it is too late.

We know that not everyone is born great in bed, but love making can be likened to cooking – just like when you are making pepper soup, you know you can always get better seasoning to make it more delicious, in the same way, you can also get better seasoning to SPICE THINGS UP IN THE BEDROOM and make that woman want more and more of you till she starts to demand it!

2. Lovemaking is boring and seems like work to her:

[img]http://i.onthe.io/vllkyt7ec2uckn4vd.04613d01.jpg[/img]

This one is pretty obvious na! When you are making love to your woman and she just lies down there unresponsive like a log of wood and praying you just hurry up and finish so she can go and do something better like watch Telemundo, this is a sure sign that something is very wrong with your own MAN CHANNEL and you are not making her happy at.

If sex starts to seem like what she agrees to just so that you can allow her rest, hmmnn…bros, you need to do something about your instrument and skills fast before she finds another man to do your work for you.

3. She simply does not let you touch her anymore:

[img]http://i.onthe.io/vllkyt4226gub0q6j.81ff75b7.jpg[/img]

Guys, if things have gotten to this stage already, there is a really big problem! In fact, you are lucky she has not dumped you yet because she obviously sees sex with you as a waste of time. ACT FAST NOW BEFORE YOU LOSE THAT WOMAN COMPLETELY.

Look, if a woman you call your wife won’t let you touch her again, or even your girlfriend who is not being stopped by her religious beliefs or desire to stay celibate till marriage suddenly starts resisting your touch for NO REASON, do you need a native doctor to explain to you that she considers you a waste of time in bed? This is a sure sign that she has given up on you and your weak performance – she simply has lost interest because you are not getting her satisfied at all.

Don’t give up yet, simply help yourself by acting fast to save your marriage and win your woman’s affection back.

Busch:
as for me I just walk straight to her and say its over

sfinkzslot:
I would rather go with smartphones OS in this order - as related to Nigeria market
1. Android OS
2. Blackberry OS
3. iOS and Windows OS

Pavore9:
By teaching her how to wash bitterleaf!

[color=Scarlet]Any-any. [/color]

Noblecx:
[color=Scarlet]
Lol... Get lost bro...
You didn't just loose but also lost your sense of decorum and discretion.

Again swerve tribal bigot
[/color]

mikolo80:
better to be a murderer than roadkill doofus

Noblecx:
[color=Scarlet]I am not being tribalistic but saying the obvious so stop being insecure. Let me educate you on the meaning of his name. Iheanacho means "WHAT PEOPLE DESIRE" it can as well mean "WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT" or " A DESIRED PERSONALITY" anyhow you might say it , it boils down to the same thing am saying which is that his name speaks for him... Now stop being insecure and prettily is now so obvious who our tribalistic bigot is. Now swerve [/color]

everydayperson:
if not for colonial blood you think you will not still be eating agbalumo from mango trees with poo stickingout your unwashed yanshes

Noblecx:
[color=Scarlet] still saying the same thing, the name he bears drives people to see the wonders he can perform.[/color]

Noblecx:
[color=Scarlet]I guess his name speaks for him[/color]

mikolo80:
people like you are the reason we are defenceless. Gullible cowardly ppl

phameous:
From Delta state.
Phc breed/base.
You?

obiorathesubtle:
Did I say that?