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CrimeRe: Man Beaten To Death In Imo Over A Piece Of Land (Graphic Photos) by Flatties: 5:17pm On Jun 24, 2017
saintandsinnerz:
Fat girl why cannot you pity yourself first and shade some weight so that you can be able to attract a man in your life before pitying the Igbos? If Igbos need pity they know where to get it but not from a random fat girl
#takes cover.


You just murdered English Language..
Are you the printer of the obituary poster?
You need to be beating to death grin
RomanceRe: Guys: Can You Date A Lady That Smokes?? by Flatties: 10:42pm On Jun 23, 2017
[quote author=Addicted2Women post=57793830]
Yes

100% Yes

Men smokes, why shouldn't women smoke ??

If you live in Europe or America and you can't date women who smokes, you will die without a wife because all the women in Europe and America smokes cigarettes like their lives depends on it

My wife who is a doctor smokes weed, that's the only smoking i tolerate, i hate cigarette smokers with passion

I smoke weed too

She didn't smoke for 2 years when she was pregnant and when she was breastfeeding

[/quote
RomanceRe: Guys: Can You Date A Lady That Smokes?? by Flatties: 10:39pm On Jun 23, 2017
Cigarette No
Weed Yes!
PoliticsRe: See What Donald Trump Said About Biafra CNN by Flatties: 10:28pm On Jun 23, 2017
grin liepod dunce can't even spell beerfraud grin
PoliticsRe: Biafra: Nnamdi Kanu Meeting With Biafra Council Of Elders In Anambra by Flatties: 10:22pm On Jun 23, 2017
grin
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Hires Mike Ozekhome To Stop His Recall In Court by Flatties: 10:11pm On Jun 23, 2017
We are watching...
EducationRe: See What This Teacher Was Spotted Carrying In Class(photo) by Flatties: 10:07pm On Jun 23, 2017
Rebel Educationhuh
CrimeRe: Man Interrupts Wife’s Burial In Anambra, Throws Corpse On Floor (Photos) by Flatties: 10:05pm On Jun 23, 2017
grin
CrimeRe: Another Nigerian Arrested In Mumbai For Drug Peddling by Flatties: 9:58pm On Jun 23, 2017
obamabinladen:
ODUDUWA full meaning.


O- Organized criminals.

D- Descendants of failing angels.

U- Unrepentant ritualists.

D- Dealers of human parts.

U- Unity beggars.

W- Wasted generation.

A- Afonja stinks.
Lol e pain am grin
CrimeRe: Another Nigerian Arrested In Mumbai For Drug Peddling by Flatties: 9:57pm On Jun 23, 2017
GeneralOjukwu:
BIAFRA full meaning. ..

B - Baby factory

I - IPOB

A - Afonja obsession

F - Fraud

R- Rape

A - Aboki fear...

there should be D for Drugs & Development and P for Prostitution grin
And E for eva(evansporating)porating
PoliticsRe: "No Referendum, No 2019 Election In South-East" - Nnamdi Kanu by Flatties: 9:53pm On Jun 23, 2017
I'll comment after the November election in analbra
CelebritiesRe: Davido Gets New Hair Cut In Honor Of His Cult Group by Flatties: 9:00pm On Jun 23, 2017
Honestly I am disappointed in davido..

How can this one be a role model.
PoliticsRe: Oh Biafra! My People Have Believed A Lie By Frank Eze by Flatties: 8:19pm On Jun 23, 2017
grin
CrimeRe: Kidnapper Evans Installed CCTV In His Houses. This Is Why by Flatties: 10:39am On Jun 23, 2017
ebukahandsome:
This man brain pass the combination of all npf
I guess he is your new mentor and role model. Smh
PoliticsRe: Baseless Lies About Property In Igboland by Flatties: 1:11pm On Jun 21, 2017
xnsandrxns:
How will a sane person leave his land and go to iboland when all the ibos themselves are running away from home
They are the most hateful tribe in Nigeria and everybody is wary of being among them
And besides we don't do urban-rural migration
You've said it all..

How can I leave my arable land to go invest on potopoto.
Tufia!
RomanceRe: How Old Do You Think She Is (photos) by Flatties: 8:54pm On Jun 20, 2017
25-33
EducationRe: What Should One Do To Avoid Been A Cultist In A University by Flatties: 10:51am On Jun 20, 2017
1.. Be very religious join the religious association.
2..Attend every lecture and tutorial..
3..Do not smoke weed, cigarettes, or drink alcohol.
4.. Do not attend night parties, only go for school organized shows
5..Stay away from slayqueens, date only su or girls in your fellowship.


If you can do these you'll be safe.
CrimeRe: "Watch What You Drink": Woman Caught Making Fake Palm Wine In Anambra (Video) by Flatties: 2:00am On Jun 19, 2017
Chai these deveropers sha..

Why not just sell ogogoro or ooh-MPA instead if adulterating palm wine.

Chai.. This is the lowliest of the sublime.
Flattïes are doomed.
RomanceRe: Meet My Girl Friend, Miriam (photos) by Flatties: 7:57pm On Jun 18, 2017
Black+Red=huh
CrimeRe: Joy Odama's Death: Usman Adamu Invites Girls To His House For Sex - Cook by Flatties: 7:51pm On Jun 18, 2017
This story has been on for long...
Kudos to ordinary Ahmed Isa and the whole berekete family.
RomanceRe: My Husband Has Refused To Kiss Me: See Why. by Flatties: 7:49pm On Jun 13, 2017
babyBB:
I saw the recipe of snail pepper meat online and decided to prepare it just to try something new. This is my first time of eating it. My hubby told me he can never eat such a thing, I thought he was joking, when I was done with preparing it, he refused to eat, I ate it and enjoyed it but to my greatest surprise when we were intimate he refused to kiss me o, reason being that he is imagining the snail I ate. I was shocked, but he was serious about it until I went and brush o.
I hope it isn't for otumokpor reasons.
That aside. Get the snails secretly, make sure you wash it well with alum so all the slippery too is gone.then prepare it nicely but this time cut it in which a way that it doesn't look like snail. Serve it to him and watch him enjoy it.
RomanceRe: Couple Cruise On Boat As They Give Their Pre-wedding Photos A Village Theme by Flatties: 7:40pm On Jun 13, 2017
Instead of "making up" things that arent actually there.
Here, this couple faces the facts. Real life
PoliticsRe: October 1 Arewa Ultimatum: Oduduwa Youths React. by Flatties: 7:35pm On Jun 11, 2017
Lol.
Wet in consign me
SportsRe: The 6 Nigerians Who Helped England Win The U20 World Cup(pics And Bio) by Flatties: 7:21pm On Jun 11, 2017
Lushore1:
Omo Yoruba....
Point of correction! Afonja
CrimeRe: Aguleri & Umuleri Clash In Anambra, Heads Broken, Properties Destroyed (Photos) by Flatties: 1:34pm On Jun 11, 2017
Lol

Wetin consign me..
That Igbo pic though..
Good specimen grin
CrimeRe: NSCDC Nabbed Two Fraudsters In Osun(See Photo) by Flatties: 7:26pm On Jun 08, 2017
Very difficult to believe as it defies logic.

But this sheet is real Africa Black magic.
The more you look..... ......
FamilyRe: My Brother In Law Barged Into My Room While I Was Unclad!! by Flatties: 10:43pm On Jun 07, 2017
Delphi:
Young lady @iyaayi, you don't need to worry cos 'nothing spoil'. I can bet or vouch that you brother-IL did not see anything. I know, to you, he saw you unclad but for me, due to the momentariness/swiftness of the action he wouldn't comprehend what he saw. That is the situation of things. He stood there for some time because he was stupefied. Let me give you two examples; if you've gone to the mortuary, you see dead bodies in their unclad state but true to fact your brain wouldn't comprehend/amuse at their unclad state due to the queerness of the mortuary situation. Secondly, someone involved in an accident may suddenly run amok and people will hold him in place. At that point in time, the victim doesn't know/comprehend what he does. @iyaayi, these illustrations are to let you know that you BIL didn't enjoy your unclad state. Also, he stood there for awhile apologizing because he lost control of any other voluntary action to execute rather did what (apologies) his brain thought best at that time. Your hubby who was there understood the situation at it's best and hence he dished out the best judgmental action. So, cool your temper madam, you're still intact.
Wow! Best comment.
You are indeed wise and well learned.
PoliticsRe: Take Quit Notice Serious, MASSOB Warns Igbo by Flatties: 1:55pm On Jun 07, 2017
I jus dey pass
PoliticsRe: "We Are Urhobos And Nigerians, Not Biafrans" - Senator Omo-agege by Flatties: 1:11pm On Jun 07, 2017
LionDeLeo:
Bro, everyone is just tired of this chest beating cowards. The day I saw Kogi in their proposed biamud, I showed a friend from the state, oboy, come see the way dude dey para. He was like, what is the relationship?
They say that they know that they are landlocked so they need the land of Kogi and other forcefully attached States to accommodate biafrans currently resident on Nigeria.

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