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PoliticsRe: Olota Threatens To Mobilise Awori Against Lagos APC by Flattino(m): 2:07am On Jan 13, 2019
Blackfire:
Somebody will come from osun and be dictating to almost indegens who will be governor in Lagos, and when it is called no mans land....the same culprit will be shouting go back to your land, as if there father's name is among the indegens .



Oba go and beg tinubu
Sharrap
CelebritiesRe: 'Surviving R. Kelly' Documentary On Sex Abuse Scandal: All You Need To Know by Flattino(m): 2:05am On Jan 13, 2019
wetdick:
acting like a victim again, you are confused.

there are black women and there are the angry black women, the angry ones like you are the masculine ones who do not understand anything about being feminine.everything is about revenge, fault finding rather than personal responsibility and finding real solutions.
Don’t mind that yèyé woman
FamilyRe: Why Is That The Average Young Nigerian Lady Doesn't Care To Save For The Future? by Flattino(m): 2:02am On Jan 13, 2019
cococandy:
She encouraged you to save. How many did you encourage to save?
What’s your problem?
RomanceRe: How Do I Tell My Fiancee That I Am Tired Of Incessant Sex? by Flattino(m): 1:17am On Jan 13, 2019
Medunah:
Is Igbo really changing to igbo?

Modified**
I guess not
It’s flatheads_ or flatties_
Try to type those two words and see
PoliticsRe: Kwara Govt. Slams Lai Mohammed, Says Uninformed About Governance In The State by Flattino(m): 1:15am On Jan 13, 2019
SalamRushdie:
and is it Lagos that's is not stagnant? till date after 19 years of APC no pipe borne water for 99 percent of Lagosians, 80 percent of Lagos streets remain untarred , 80 percent of Lagosians have no access to toilets and shit in poly bags or holes dug into the ground , since 1999 till date the Tinubu govt has created less that 1000 Kms of new road at an average of 52 Kms a year which is very pathetic
Ipob analysis
PoliticsRe: Presidency Has No Hand In Petition Against Onnoghen – Aghanya by Flattino(m): 1:12am On Jan 13, 2019
mirexxx:
I have registered. I was asked to pay the sum of 20,000 to a person's account. 20k being the investment amount I'm to pay within 5 hours and i clicked the I can't pay icon and my account was blocked immediately. I'm scared they'll scam me.
It’s a scam
PoliticsRe: Presidency Has No Hand In Petition Against Onnoghen – Aghanya by Flattino(m): 1:11am On Jan 13, 2019
seguno2:
Starting with Buhari, who agreed to the statementhuh
Sharrap
RomanceRe: How Do I Tell My Fiancee That I Am Tired Of Incessant Sex? by Flattino(m): 11:56pm On Jan 12, 2019
Please help me ask them why they also change jonadull_ to Jonathan
And Dullardinho_ to Muhammadu Buhari
grin
Offpoint:
Irony of life, what Lefulefu is praying for is what this op is complaining about.


Anyways, if she f*kks away all your energy in courtship, then what the fûck will she f**ks in marriage?


Save yourself, if the food is excess please invite friends to merit with you.

oh, op sorry... I just realize you need advice from mature men.

let me give you mature advice. sit her down, tella you've seen a doctor and he said you're having excessive sex, that if you don't reduce or stop, your penįs might soon crash beyond repairs.
Tella you understand how much sex mean to her, you'll help her with dîldo, but you'll only engage once in a week or month because you have life and don't want to be unfortunate in life.

just know if you stop she'll cheat on you.. 99% sure.


........
Nairaland stop changing my penís to joystick, joystick is a computer game pad, not pènis.

and stop changing my Díldo to "Love machine... who invented it? I know what a machine is.

why do you guys change flatinò to igbos? when did Igbo race becomes flatinò?

...........Modified...
Since this made Front page and I'm the FTC, it's a rare opportunity. I dedicate this to all the 30sec/ 1 minutes men like me.
A big thanks to my mom who took the pain of raising me alone since my pop died since I was 6, and choosed to remain single till date because of the love she had for him. You're forever my hero and role model. I love you mom and God strengthen all the widows out there... Amen.
PoliticsRe: 150 Sans To Defend CJN At Tribunal by Flattino(m): 11:39pm On Jan 12, 2019
thatigboman:
yoruba muslim. I pity u
ok
PoliticsRe: Kwara Govt. Slams Lai Mohammed, Says Uninformed About Governance In The State by Flattino(m): 11:30pm On Jan 12, 2019
Lol.
Who is Kwara govt?
More like . Pdpigz slam lai Muhammad. Bla bla bla
Radarada
PoliticsRe: Break What CJN Told CCB by Flattino(m): 11:23pm On Jan 12, 2019
Iamzik:
Just as guilty as oshiomole, akpabio, mains, babacbir, uzor Kalu, ganduje, Fashola, Tinubu who are all walking free.

Bubu is not that stupid to Remove the CJN
Ok
PoliticsRe: 150 Sans To Defend CJN At Tribunal by Flattino(m):
thatigboman:
this one. Are u still on nairaland despite ur bet u lost? That 30k BMC monthly allowance must be very precious to u
What bet did he lost ?
You’re probably deaf and dumb .
PoliticsRe: Presidency Has No Hand In Petition Against Onnoghen – Aghanya by Flattino(m): 11:07pm On Jan 12, 2019
The man is doing his job .
Kudos
AutosRe: SOLD! SOLD!! 3month Used 2004 Toyota Camry LE @ 1m by Flattino(m): 11:01pm On Jan 12, 2019
wesley80:
Such a funny thread cheesy cheesy
grin grin I swear grin
Even though the op is saying the truth about the car . Nigerians ,we are so messed up that we find it hard to believe or trust people no matter how much they prove it
PoliticsRe: Exposed, Buhari Former Aide Write The Petition Against Chief Judge by Flattino(m): 10:45pm On Jan 12, 2019
LibertyRep:
Does it really matter if Buhari himself wrote the petition?

What matters is the veracity or otherwise of the allegations.
Can you imagine some idiots are screaming buhari has been busted . Bla bla bla up there .
I cry for Nigeria . Thieves everywhere
PoliticsRe: Exposed, Buhari Former Aide Write The Petition Against Chief Judge by Flattino(m): 10:40pm On Jan 12, 2019
Does it matter who the author or petition is huh
huh
I don’t understand o
PoliticsRe: Even If Allegations Against Onnoghen Are True, CCB, Was Wrong … – Atiku by Flattino(m): 10:31pm On Jan 12, 2019
Lol
CelebritiesRe: 11 Times FALZ Shot At SIMI But Didn't Hit The Goal Post - Meme Collection by Flattino(m): 9:58pm On Jan 12, 2019
Lmao
PoliticsRe: Break What CJN Told CCB by Flattino(m): 9:53pm On Jan 12, 2019
He forgot to update his bla bla bla .
Ignorance is not an excuse. You’re guilty
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Pictured With Godswill Akpabio At Abuja Airport. by Flattino(m): 9:29pm On Jan 12, 2019
CanineOfJackal:
Doctors asked Tinubu to always leave his mouth open because the odour can kill his intestines
I feel your pain

CelebritiesRe: Davido’s Mum Committed Suicide – Kemi Olunloyo Reveals by Flattino(m): 9:29pm On Jan 12, 2019
smokinloud:
when Davido gbez am now she go begin cry
Davido cannot stand this woman .
CelebritiesRe: Hawtness!! Mary J. Blige Shares Stunning Bikini Photos as She Clocks 48 by Flattino(m): 9:28pm On Jan 12, 2019
DGynx:
Kemi Olunloyo, the controversial Nigerian journalist in a new Instagram post claimed that Davido’s mum committed suicide.
huh
PoliticsRe: Like Dino Melaye Like Sanwo-olu; Both Should Be In Police Custody Now! by Flattino(m): 9:28pm On Jan 12, 2019
Lmao .
This op so stupid
PoliticsRe: Sack Ganduje – Ben Bruce Reacts To Buhari Govt’s Plan To Arraign CJN Onnoghen by Flattino(m): 9:24pm On Jan 12, 2019
GavelSlam:
Does this man know the constitution at all?
Many of those “lawmakers” don’t even know jackshit about the law .
They’re blockheads.
Especially the pdpigz lawmakers . grin grin
PoliticsRe: THROWBACK: I Will Make Nigeria Work Again, Says Buhari by Flattino(m): 9:11pm On Jan 12, 2019
Sai baba .
4 plus 4 is a goal
CrimeRe: Notorious Bandits Sponsor Reveals Where Weapons Are Imported From. Photos by Flattino(m): 9:01pm On Jan 12, 2019
Desmonding:
Zombies
huh
RomanceRe: Students Spotted Romancing Themselves Publicly by Flattino(m): 8:54pm On Jan 12, 2019
AryEmber:
Southwest
shocked shocked
I live in Osun State and I’ve never heard of anything like that here
PoliticsRe: Beautiful APC Themed Pre-wedding Photos Of A Nigerian Couple by Flattino(m): 8:51pm On Jan 12, 2019
Ofonimeussoh:
CRAZENESS+ MADNESS
Sharrap
CelebritiesRe: Simi: I Haven't Gotten Decent Sleep In One Week by Flattino(m): 8:32pm On Jan 12, 2019
So you’ve been forking all night since ?
PoliticsRe: Shehu Atiku Abubakar Holds Town Hall Meeting In Cross River (photos) by Flattino(m): 8:30pm On Jan 12, 2019
Everyone that attended recieved N10k each
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Moved From DSS Health Facility To SARS Office by Flattino(m): 8:30pm On Jan 12, 2019
Good
I love this

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