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Bobbiee:
The only livable cities in the South West is Lagos, Abeokuta and Ibadan. The rest is just fvcking depressing. I've lived in the South West my whole life. Moved from Oshogbo to Ado to Ogbomosho to Ilorin (north). Even stayed in Ife for a short while. I know what I'm saying. I think it's just something about the red sand and dust or maybe the fact that a lot of buildings are built poorly as is the case of Oyo, with rusting corrugated sheets.

Personally, I prefer the South South to the South East. Almost all the houses, even in the most remote village is built to standard. And the leaves are green year round unlike the south West where the leaves dry up most of the year.
I haven't been in the North so I can't say.

But here's my ranking on the southern regions:
South South followed by South East then South West.

If Lagos was a region on its own it would be at the top. But the fact that it falls under the South West removed it from the list.

It’s like you are a herdsman? This one wey you Dey find green grass

twentyfivekobo:
Secular not circular

Thanks for the correction

posty56:
ebi like say buhari na Sunni Muslim , Sunni and shi'ite Muslims have bad blood

Yes now the secular Muslims in Nigeria are Sunni

Why em no go commonwealth games , he don go buy medal for USA. I no just trust anything police

Progressiveby:
Enugu State for me

Don’t try mention that state name again, a failed state that a room self con is 300k

This one wey em papa chop em Indomie.

excel101:
If it is you kind of education, then education is said to be dead. That somebody died, you're talking of how you saw one person's picture in someone's house, when you travelled to the UK. I beg go to bed. You were not shocked, no RIP or condolence. Olodo

https://www.qed.ng/spac-nation-pastor-tobi-adegboyega-receives-ebenezer-obey-in-london/ Little f00l be enlightened abit, never told you I traveled to uk

seanery:
SHEY MK WE KNOW SEY NA UK U DEY STAY

Announce your illiteracy to the whole world, breath out your bitter heart for no reason, mumu, have you not watched ebenezer obey trending video of his visit to pastor tobi 3 days ago? How would you when you troll with night sub

What a poor easily noticeable work on chi-chi bum bum

Kewtt:
I wouldn't leave a four door for a coupe.

Well if that’s the only reason it’s a plus for me That don’t give ride

excel101:
Na who this one dey form for, or rather who she dey tell.

Education is vital , it’s not all about typing but reading to understand

davodyguy:
Exactly.

Or was the news hidden from baba Obey?

Baba was with Pastor Folarin

Maybe he died later in the evening that day because they were all lively and happy in the video

Kewtt:
Bad

Reasons pls

So sad just saw ebenezer video at pastor tobi house in uk 2 days ago

Please I need help from experts in the house, I have been using my 2006 Avalon since like 2019 and I want to give it up and get a 2009 accord coupe because I kinda like the car shape also the price would be friendly with the amount I want to give in , please us it a nice move or a bad one ?

Seriously scammers noo to get sense, you will devalue a car to a noticeable extent .

shantti:
Amalu'm ekani, Nne m ochie nwuru n'ekani. O nwekelu uno ogwu do nrie n'omu. Ibe n'omu ka ono nwu o

Ije nuwo ishi engine, water was, ogwugwu, 1000 step. Anu'm emisi ngwo

Uno ogwu d’rie bu ekwomibe, amal’m ishi engine n ogwugwu, a kpa ka rum amaeke oyi mgbe buru unya

shantti:
Ibone n'ngwo ka ikotalu, amakalu'm n'ibu onye enugu.

A’bum nwata enugwu ngwo , enugwu bu ibe ekeani

shantti:
Chineke!!!!!
Ngwo buka ikwune mma m,
Imalu nke ameke di, ibenomu ka o kotalu
Ndekweni ibe gi n'owegi kotalu, Ada

A’bum nwata enugwu

shantti:
Gbam, u r there. But older people tend to call it mbacha

Nya bu obu , nde ibe ikotalu n ngwo?

shantti:
If I speak my own dialect no no go believe say nah Igbo but we be igbo

How r u
Igbo: kedu ka imere
My dialect: E me ko wo

Welcome
Igbo: Nno
My dialect: Deje

Don't you know
Igbo: ó na í Maro
My dialect: imaneghi

Did I know
Igbo: A ma' m
My dialect: a makalu'm nwa

Give me beer
Igbo: Nye'm mmanya
My dialect: nyekenu'm manya

Okay, let me speak ngwo, my mum's maternal village, ngwo people r Igbo oh

Good morning
Igbo: otutu oma
Ngwo: I tete kwe

Take it inside
Igbo: Do we ya nime uno
Ngwo: pawoje ya

Where is it
Igbo: kedu ebe o di
Ngwo: nde nke o di

U r foolish
Igbo: I na ezuzu ezuzu
Ngwo: I kariri unu

Come here now
Igbo: bia ebe a kita
Ngwo: bia nka nwonwu

Rise
Igbo: kunie/kulie
ngwo: dinyite

Enter
Igbo: Bata
Ngwo: piete

Shift
Igbo: shiftooo
Ngwo: kpumiee

African velvet tamarind
Igbo: icheku
Ngwo: mbembe

Abacha ( this should not have an English name)
Igbo: abacha
Ngwo: mbacha. If the abacha is without beans,
they call it ebacha echakiri

Now
Igbo: kita
Ngwo: nwonwu

Weed(not marijuana oh, unwanted grass)
Igbo: afifia
Ngwo: ewu

Where a you going to
Igbo: kedu ebe I na aga
Ngwo: I jewe eh

I will slap u with the back of my hand
Igbo: a ga'm e ji azu aka'm were maa gi ura
Ngwo: a gu'm wee ji egbe eka mawa gi enya

Call
Igbo: kpoo
ngwo: kuo

No
Igbo: mba
Ngwo: waa / wawa / wakiriwa

Yes
Igbo: eeh
Ngwo: eeyi

Let me speak small abakaliki, am not so sure oh

Remove your hand
Igbo: we pu aka
Abakaliki: rupuleka

Leave this place
Igbo: si ebe a puo
Abakaliki: gbashileko

Abacha in ngwo is ogodo

Story no join leg atall, looks like a jilted yahoo boys girlfriend story

Peterjnr123:
What's your opinion??


To me his skits re dry and they make me cringe most times.. not all though

Not that funny but has content

Una don raid tinubu and atiku house and bring out the dollars there

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