excel101:
If it is you kind of education, then education is said to be dead. That somebody died, you're talking of how you saw one person's picture in someone's house, when you travelled to the UK. I beg go to bed. You were not shocked, no RIP or condolence. Olodo

https://www.qed.ng/spac-nation-pastor-tobi-adegboyega-receives-ebenezer-obey-in-london/ Little f00l be enlightened abit, never told you I traveled to uk

seanery:


SHEY MK WE KNOW SEY NA UK U DEY STAY

Announce your illiteracy to the whole world, breath out your bitter heart for no reason, mumu, have you not watched ebenezer obey trending video of his visit to pastor tobi 3 days ago? How would you when you troll with night sub

What a poor easily noticeable work on chi-chi bum bum

Kewtt:

I wouldn't leave a four door for a coupe.

Well if that’s the only reason it’s a plus for me That don’t give ride

excel101:
Na who this one dey form for, or rather who she dey tell.

Education is vital , it’s not all about typing but reading to understand

davodyguy:

Exactly.

Or was the news hidden from baba Obey?

Baba was with Pastor Folarin

Maybe he died later in the evening that day because they were all lively and happy in the video

Kewtt:

Bad

Reasons pls

So sad just saw ebenezer video at pastor tobi house in uk 2 days ago

Please I need help from experts in the house, I have been using my 2006 Avalon since like 2019 and I want to give it up and get a 2009 accord coupe because I kinda like the car shape also the price would be friendly with the amount I want to give in , please us it a nice move or a bad one ?

Seriously scammers noo to get sense, you will devalue a car to a noticeable extent .

shantti:


Amalu'm ekani, Nne m ochie nwuru n'ekani. O nwekelu uno ogwu do nrie n'omu. Ibe n'omu ka ono nwu o

Ije nuwo ishi engine, water was, ogwugwu, 1000 step. Anu'm emisi ngwo

Uno ogwu d’rie bu ekwomibe, amal’m ishi engine n ogwugwu, a kpa ka rum amaeke oyi mgbe buru unya

shantti:


Ibone n'ngwo ka ikotalu, amakalu'm n'ibu onye enugu.

A’bum nwata enugwu ngwo , enugwu bu ibe ekeani

shantti:


Chineke!!!!!
Ngwo buka ikwune mma m,
Imalu nke ameke di, ibenomu ka o kotalu
Ndekweni ibe gi n'owegi kotalu, Ada

A’bum nwata enugwu

shantti:


Gbam, u r there. But older people tend to call it mbacha

Nya bu obu , nde ibe ikotalu n ngwo?

shantti:
If I speak my own dialect no no go believe say nah Igbo but we be igbo

How r u
Igbo: kedu ka imere
My dialect: E me ko wo

Welcome
Igbo: Nno
My dialect: Deje

Don't you know
Igbo: ó na í Maro
My dialect: imaneghi

Did I know
Igbo: A ma' m
My dialect: a makalu'm nwa

Give me beer
Igbo: Nye'm mmanya
My dialect: nyekenu'm manya

Okay, let me speak ngwo, my mum's maternal village, ngwo people r Igbo oh

Good morning
Igbo: otutu oma
Ngwo: I tete kwe

Take it inside
Igbo: Do we ya nime uno
Ngwo: pawoje ya

Where is it
Igbo: kedu ebe o di
Ngwo: nde nke o di

U r foolish
Igbo: I na ezuzu ezuzu
Ngwo: I kariri unu

Come here now
Igbo: bia ebe a kita
Ngwo: bia nka nwonwu

Rise
Igbo: kunie/kulie
ngwo: dinyite

Enter
Igbo: Bata
Ngwo: piete

Shift
Igbo: shiftooo
Ngwo: kpumiee

African velvet tamarind
Igbo: icheku
Ngwo: mbembe

Abacha ( this should not have an English name)
Igbo: abacha
Ngwo: mbacha. If the abacha is without beans,
they call it ebacha echakiri

Now
Igbo: kita
Ngwo: nwonwu

Weed(not marijuana oh, unwanted grass)
Igbo: afifia
Ngwo: ewu

Where a you going to
Igbo: kedu ebe I na aga
Ngwo: I jewe eh

I will slap u with the back of my hand
Igbo: a ga'm e ji azu aka'm were maa gi ura
Ngwo: a gu'm wee ji egbe eka mawa gi enya

Call
Igbo: kpoo
ngwo: kuo

No
Igbo: mba
Ngwo: waa / wawa / wakiriwa

Yes
Igbo: eeh
Ngwo: eeyi

Let me speak small abakaliki, am not so sure oh

Remove your hand
Igbo: we pu aka
Abakaliki: rupuleka

Leave this place
Igbo: si ebe a puo
Abakaliki: gbashileko

Abacha in ngwo is ogodo

Story no join leg atall, looks like a jilted yahoo boys girlfriend story

Peterjnr123:
What's your opinion??


To me his skits re dry and they make me cringe most times.. not all though

Not that funny but has content

Una don raid tinubu and atiku house and bring out the dollars there

Back to base

For shipping drugs from Addis Ababa to Nigeria

SmartPolician:


I cannot reveal my identity.

Mention me when the guy is reinstated and I will believe you.

If he has big boss for service commission and Louis Edet na small case my brother incase you are not yet aware, they will revisit his file and deploy him back. I have seen many in the defunct sars get such preferential treats , it’s all about your legs and loyalty

SmartPolician:


I know how that organisation works more than most of you. I am just telling you people how they run the police.

Not more than me that have a DIG at home my brother

SmartPolician:


This is FALSE.

The Nigeria's police is an organisation of corrupt government officials who must do their dirty jobs without being caught or exposed.

The day you are caught in the act or exposed, that will mark your end. The force will publicly disgrace you.

This policeman is not coming back to the police ever again. He is a scapegoat of the criminal organisation.

It’s like you just relocated to Nigeria

Next two years now he will appear in Another police division

soullove1881:


Instead, Igbo doing Igbo. No fairness here, nothing like APC

Igbo that followed bad gang

daygee12:

It's not about APC its all about the y'East

It’s the south east leadership that declared the nation broke

Sapa don hold this one na

APC Leaders and debt are 5 & 6

The first political party to declare Nigeria Broke

He use the money buy watch

wenogodie2:

I knew for a fact lunatics like you have nothing to offer

The little I have to offer I wasted it talking to a f00l