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Education › Re: Life Of A Student- See My 10k Budget List[hardtimes] by fleksy: 9:08am On May 27, 2016
Frankicent:
This Year is so damn hard for students.

I remember back in my 100Level food stuff was so damn cheap especially if you school in the West.. How see my new budget below increase to #10,00o+... Who should I blame? for this...


1: Red oil And Vegetable Oil = #1,200
2:Maggi know 1 pack= #500
3: Rice 1 Congo is #600×3=1800
4: Garri 1 Congo is #300×4=#1200
5:Beans 1 Congo is #400×3= #1200
6: Tomatoes Paste 1 row I.e 6pieces =#500
7: Kerosene= #500
8: Monthly Data= #1500
New Modem = #2000

I just pray they shouldn't be an increase in price.

Total is #10,400 E no easy oo

Shuttle fee + hand out not Included.. That's not a problem grin cash for this one will come
Few students share how you survive in school.
frank...you no remember to add 'kokolets' fee to impress babe abi u no go 'shomor'
Politics › Re: One-Year In Office: My Biggest Shock - Buhari by fleksy: 8:59am On May 27, 2016
989900B:
Privatization, or PPP is the best for Nigeria -- everyone knows that now already.
I think it's time we privatized this country sef.
Politics › Re: One-Year In Office: My Biggest Shock - Buhari by fleksy: 8:59am On May 27, 2016
please biko leave buhari out of this. he is a saint!
Education › Re: THROWBACK : 8 Things You Can Clearly Relate To If You Attended A Boarding Schoo by fleksy: 8:26am On May 26, 2016
i recall playing a fast one on a wicked senior back in boarding school. the guy too dey beat we the juniors. he is so lazy he can hardly do anything without beckoning on juniors to do.

I wrapped mosquitonet around my body with my face fully covered and a koboko in my hand. I now went to where the guy sleeps. I feigned masquerade voice while giving him 'tasere' on his body so he may feel the pains he inflicted on us. o'l boy the guy screamed and shouted ghost and people in the room all struggled to leave through the window while I disappeared though the main door full of smiles at my actions.
Celebrities › Re: Rita Edochie: I Was Sexually Abused And Impregnated In Primary 6 by fleksy: 2:58pm On May 25, 2016
she does not look sexually abused, she looks sexually starved!
Business › Re: Sterling Bank shades Diamond Bank by fleksy: 5:30pm On May 23, 2016
sterling bank was simply 'STERLING' in its response.
Culture › Re: Ooni Ogunwusi In Abuja For Youth Conference - Photos by fleksy: 5:16pm On May 23, 2016
was the oba peeing in the 4th pix?
Celebrities › Re: Shina Peller With 6 Gorgeous Ladies (Photo) by fleksy: 5:08pm On May 23, 2016
so much fuss about Shina Peller...

whe e epp?
Romance › Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Act When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by fleksy: 2:39pm On Apr 25, 2016
tosyne2much:
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Source: http://tosyne2much..com/2016/04/on-several-occasions-i-have.html
tosyne!

you are too much. can we put all you have seen in an upcoming movie with you directing?
Pets › Re: HELP!!!! My Dog Never Comes On Heat by fleksy: 6:13pm On Apr 19, 2016
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Pets › Re: Fasting Bullmastiff by fleksy: 6:06pm On Apr 19, 2016
pacino26:
I was meant to believe that bullmastiffs are large eaters so I decided to feed Scar to be plum. I think I spoilt her along the line with beef and pork now she won't even feed on her biscuits mixed with canned lamb and co.

She's about four months, pls what do I do as I am tired of throwing away leftovers from a DOG! cry
I must say, I have never ever, even when the dogs are sick and not feeling good had a problem with them being anything but ravenous about their food. (Zeus ate a can of food right after he woke up from his gastropexy surgery. He was still groggy, and achy, but he still ate it all! LOL!)

Have you tried Solid Gold? We also mix some Solid Gold Green Canned Tripe in once a week with their food. (Be prepared to fix the bowl near a sink of back door. I gag everytime I open a can of that putrid stuff.) BUT, the dogs love it and snarf it down.

I can't think of any common Bullmastiff health problem that may be holding him back. Is he just picky?

are you free feeding? try giving him the food and then take it away after 5 minutes until next feeding time. maybe if its not available he will change his mind

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Pets › Re: Need A Parlorbl Dog Of Any Age And Breed by fleksy: 6:01pm On Apr 19, 2016
sahm4u2nv:
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1. must be pure white
2. must be hairy and adorable
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Pets › Re: Help!my Bumastiff Dog Dosnt Bark... by fleksy: 5:57pm On Apr 19, 2016
desoul:
its a bmy dog is about 14weeks now and its dosnt bark,
its not growing as i am expecting..
any advice pls..
its dosnt bark strangers...or even at night, no matter how i try to introduce any new tactics....pls help a brother..thiefs full my area
i share your pain bruv.

Some watch dogs are good because they bark a lot. The Rottweiler is actually the best family watch dog because he is concerned about his family and will bark as soon as anything threatens them.

Other watch and guard dogs are different. The Bullmastiff is one of them. They are a breed that watches, guards, but does not bark much.
About a fourth of all Bullmastiffs have hip dysplasia so if you are getting a puppy be sure the parents have been evaluated. Dogs are also prone to bloat and arthritis.

Bullmastiffs usually only live about 8 years. Like all giant dogs, they need to be socialized early and go through obedience training


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Education › Re: FUTA 500 level Student Wins Tony Elemelu’s $10,000 Grant (Photo) by fleksy: 6:08pm On Apr 14, 2016
the money go change the guy size...see as e thin. e b like person wey need subsidy sef
Politics › Re: Loan: Fayose Writes Chinese Government Not To Give Loan To Nigeria by fleksy: 6:04pm On Apr 14, 2016
benedictnsi:
L grin L
Even though I like this Fayose for how he boldly challenge this clueless Era of Buhari’s government.......

But in this case I seriously think Fayose's problem is expedient upon a psychosomatic strain on his glandular globular occasioned by the pragmatic exertion of his medulla. And He also have a neuro-anatomic lesions affecting his reticular activating system which concurrently colludes with a schizo-affective disorder wit bipolar tendencies.


Abeg go for a biopsy...... gringrin
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Make una no vex oooo those with low level of understanding grin quoting me..... I simply meant that HIS BRAIN D LEAK
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chai....I bet you can't summarize your write up in a sentence.
I no blame you sha....na transformation wey turn change dey cause dis kain misyanz
Politics › Re: A Young Chinese Girl Hugged Buhari So Tight by fleksy: 5:59pm On Apr 14, 2016
hope baba no release
Politics › Re: Ekiti: From Land Of Honour To Land Of Horror-thisday Newspaper by fleksy: 8:31am On Apr 08, 2016
todayboy:
If ekiti is a land of horror what will we called Nigeria under president monster buhari
When an insensitive and inconsistent president like buhari ruling Nigeriia then we are a failed state
Fayose is the hope of democracy in Nigeria
If fayose is a God I will worship him
@OP

please go and take your drugs, the pain is affecting your reasoning...
Politics › Re: Where Are Those Who Were Shouting Sai Baba! Sai Baba!! On May 29th 2015? by fleksy: 8:29am On Apr 08, 2016
MyPWisINCORRECT:
They are needed on this platform to explain what informed their position?

I know in 1983 - 85, Nigerians queued to buy "essential commodities"

Fast forward to 2016, we are still queueing to buy an "essential commodity" called Petrol under same government as a result of their (Sai-Baba wailers) short-sightedness.

I think we deserve the kind of leadership we get as we don't learn from history.

I rest my case!
we all dey fuel station dey queue to buy fuel...
Politics › Re: "House Rent Should Be Paid Monthly In Nigeria" - FCT Minister by fleksy: 8:25am On Apr 08, 2016
minister, if you want the rent monthly, come and collect it, sebi na you build my house, common almajiris you no give house. you wan add more to the problem of FCT
Politics › Re: Where Is OCCUPY NIGERIA? Don't They Know We Buy Petrol At #250/litre? by fleksy: 8:16am On Apr 08, 2016
MyPWisINCORRECT:
Despite the hardship currently enveloping Nigerians, we are yet to see decisive actions from OCCUPY NIGERIA.

NO PETROL, NO LIGHT.

Have they been compromised?
no,

they have occupied the filling stations
Politics › Re: EFCC Arraigns Ibrahim Abdulsalam, NAMA MD And Directors For N2.8b ‘theft’ by fleksy: 8:11am On Apr 08, 2016
Biko, what is the budget of NAMA as a company? is this not another propaganda in the making?

cc: Lai Mohammed
EFCC chairman
Mohammadu Buhari
Jagaban
Education › Re: House Of Reps To Honour Ayodele Daniel Dada by fleksy: 1:25pm On Mar 22, 2016
since the guy read psychology, he should read their minds by telling the lawmakers that they are not representing our interests. they should abolish all these promo celebrating nudity ahead of academics.
Crime › Re: Female Robbery Gang Arrested In Ghana (Photos) by fleksy: 4:44pm On Mar 11, 2016
wallahi dem worwor, as i dey look dem sef, i no dey moved...
Properties › Re: 3 Billion Naira Residential Building. Possible? by fleksy: 10:01pm On Jan 24, 2016
call Dangote or Adenuga for verification.
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Shares 100k Worth Of Glo Airtime On Twitter by fleksy: 8:37pm On Jan 24, 2016
joylander:
Starboy Frontier, Wizkid took to his twitter page to gives back to his fans and make the glo recharge cards rain them Amidst the rumor of him Infringements - Former Plantashun Boiz Act - BlackFace material checkout his tweets below!!

https://expressng.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Wizkid-hoodie.jpg

Get ur phones ready! 100k Glo recharge cards for my people! #WizkidGloLove! [url]pic.twitter.com/V8vvattKlc[/url]

— Wizkid Ayo Balogun (@wizkidayo) January 24, 2016

#WizkidGloLove #1 [url]pic.twitter.com/6keWsOJF1x[/url]

— Wizkid Ayo Balogun (@wizkidayo) January 24, 2016
candid advice to wizkid:

please be careful when sharing glo cards online before blackface comes up to say it was his original idea and that you stole it to win cheap publicity.
Events › Re: Man Dies After His Wedding In Kano State by fleksy: 8:32am On Jan 06, 2016
BABANGBALI:
she have donate the man to her ogbanje people
any evidence to prove or you have your day in court
Crime › Re: Two Brothers Burnt To Death For Stealing A Motorcyle (very Graphic Photos) by fleksy: 5:19pm On Jan 04, 2016
why always cameroun
Autos › Re: Jst Landed For U To Ride Home by fleksy: 5:44pm On Dec 23, 2015
sheyishola:
CONSULTING
VEHICLES FOR SALE.

BRANDNEW
016 ROLLS ROYCE PHANTOM @165M
016 ROLLS ROYCE GHOST @120M
016 ROLLS ROYCE WRAITH @125M
015 M-Benz E350 4Matic @18.3M 2Units
014 M-Benz CLA 4Matic @14.5M
015 Brandnew Cadillac Escalade@26M
016 Toyota Alphard @18M
Lexus Gx 460 2015. 17.8
Lexus LX 570 2016. On its way
Toyota Corolla 2015. 7m
Toyota Venza 2014 10.8m
Toyota Highlander 2014 13.8
Toyota Land cruiser V6 gxr 2015 16.8
Toyota Land cruiser V8 vxr 2015 17.8
Toyota Hilux Shell Spec 2015 automatic / Manual 7.9/7.2m
Toyota Camry LE 2015/2016 9m
Toyota Camry XLE 2015/2016 10m
Toyota Camry XSE 2015/2016 10m
Toyota Camry XLE V6 2015/2016 11m
Mercedes Benz G63 AMG 2015. 48m
Toyota Prado 2015/2016 11m VXL 13.8m
Toyota coaster 2015 14.2m
Hiace bus ( standard roof/ medium room and high roof ).

TOKUNBO
014 Range Vogue Autobiography with captain seat @29M
014 Range Vogue Autobiography with captain seat (DIESEL)2k miles @21M -- ABJ
015 M-Benz GL63 AMG 2k miles @35M -- ABJ
015 M-Benz GL63 AMG mint @47M -- ABJ
014 M-Benz G63 AMG @32M -- ABJ
014 M-Benz. E350 4matic @13.5m
014 Ferrari F458 Less than 10k miles@65M
012/13 Porsche Panamera S Turbo@24M
012 Porsche Cayanne @9M
014 Range Rover Vouge@17.9M diesel
015 Range Rover Sport Autobiography@15M
014 M Benz S500 @29m
06 Rolls Royce Phantom@38m
08 Rolls Royce Phantom@85m 8k miles

REGISTERED/NIGERIA USED
Reg 015 Rolls Royce Ghost@85m(Bought Brand New)
014 M-Benz E350 4matic @12m
07 Range Sport@2.450
07 Range Sport@2.650
08 Camry sport @1.6m
08 Camry le leather @1.250

Contact me on 07044596884 thanks
you get tokunbo toyota prdo jeep 2011 upwards for 3.5mille
Autos › Re: 2013 Landcruiser Prado Registered For Sale 08038156694.n5,6m by fleksy: 5:41pm On Dec 23, 2015
kennethik:
*6plugs super charged low fuel consumption engine
*factory fitted cd and woofer sound system
*DVD unit
*multipoint phone to car Bluetooth system
*Cold room standard ac
*Automatic transmission
*Alloy wheels
*1 month old brand new main battery *Cruise control system
*factory fitted leather interior
*xenon sport headlamps lights
*power windows
*power seats
*power mirrors
*automatic anti glare rear mirror
*sport dim blue tinted glasses.
Nothing to fix

Price N5,6m
can this je3p go for 3.4million....
my oga wan buy am
Politics › Re: Fayose Leads Special Prayers With Various Men Of God - Photos by fleksy: 5:39pm On Dec 22, 2015
na fear of election trial dey fear fayose so?

fayose never mind, buhari would thread softly on your trial. the military gat your back...

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