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dkidd:
Some beats. When I'm done rebranding my beatstars I will drop it

Try to get them published on streaming platforms bruh so they gain traction and exposure..
It also elevates your status on the net...

dkidd:
Nice. I use just FL studios for now and I have always been geared towards hip hop/pop/Trap but I recently started venturing into Afro beats since I got back into the game and its more challenging to me though but very interesting too

Word..
You released or have you published any of your creation??

dkidd:
Your shīt is banging bro... Explosive kicks too. What software do U use and have tried exploring afrobeats?

Thanks..
I use both Ableton and FLstudios..
It all depends on hearing though and how you want your music to sound..
And yes,i do make afrobeats but i want my sounds to be liked globally and not locally which is why i focus on hip hop/pop..
You know wha i mean

Ireport85:
How can i reach you?

Modified
However,will it be the same quality like when it is recorded in a studio?

Your location pls?

Here's my number 09157667376..
Location is lagos and france
About same quality with studio..
Lol...
Try and see for yourself
Search ZITRANOVA on google or meta..
I'm HIM

Ireport85:
Please pardon any error(s)!

Hello everyone, I'm planning to record a music track and I'm wondering what di current cost of recording a song is in(PH or Lagos). Can anyone please share their experience or knowledge on dis?

You can record this on your recording device(be it phone) and send it to me to mix and master for you..
Less work and cheaper price

Bruh, please let me join your team.
I do 3d visualizations of buildings and machines,very realistic ones (i could send you some pictures)..
Any money i earn through you,we share it 60/40 my way

Triplebuzz:
Okay…I will try to keep this as short as possible.😂
So some emergency expenses came up at some point in early 2023 that I had to take out a loan of about N110K to pay back over N180K (from three loan apps I normally use). I was still on a N100K salary then, but here's where it got really funny: I lost my job just a week after!
I thought I still had everything under control until it was due date and I still had no tangible source of income apart from the little 3k, 5k, etc., I was getting from some content writing opportunities I got from the Jobs section here.
In order to meet up the high interest, I decided to take loans from more apps and try to at least pay up a little to reduce the calls. This was where I got it wrong. I ended up using up to five different loan apps to generate about 48K (to pay back almost double in interest) all this just to try and clear the original loan oh.😢
It got to a point where all the loans were due (with interests counting) and the only thing left at that point was for my phone to explode with insults and calls. Had to get a new SIM and also take some physical loans to try and balance things.
Few months down the line, I was in debt of almost N400K (was about N389k).
It got so serious that some friends and relatives even reached out and were like what's up with you and all these loan people na…Na wah oh?🧐🤨 Shame wan finish me. Me when no dey like make them table my matter.😬😓
Though my family was concerned, everyone still maintained OYO things when it came to providing a real way forward.
Even my girl suddenly started calling me by my name. No more babe (first sign that a breakup was underway 😆). Story short; she ghosted me a few weeks down the line and told me she needed space even after telling her to stay calm and that things will fall back in place. She was like; it's not you or anything. I said I need space for myself.🤡
Let me just cut the story of the trauma and depression I went through during this whole loan period.
Fast-forward to December 2023, I decided to give Upwork a try so I could sell my skills (Video Editing & 2D Art/Animation). Already had an account but thought it was almost impossible to really earn anything as a Nigerian.
Still encountered so many hurdles on the platform but somehow randomly landed my first gig which was a ridiculously low-priced gig with less than 5 proposals on the job market. Probably why they gave me a chance.
I couldn't even complete the full package. Delivered half of the job and got half the already-small pay ($10). But here's the thing, I luckily got a 5-star review from him, and things started moving forward slowly.
About two more gigs later, the fourth client I met on Upwork led me to Discord (this was around mid-march this year), and there on his private server, I came across a certain guy who was interested in hiring me outside Upwork. Seemed like a joke but I later found out he was a very big Italian YouTuber in the Animation/Paint Art niche (names withheld for privacy reasons).
Man just randomly made me a part of his team. I started working remotely and earning heavy sums I used to only hear about (thanks to the exchange rate of the Tinubu era…😂)
After receiving my first paycheck, I cleared each and every loan I ever took, got myself a new setup for easier work, saved some and then of course, used some to regain myself from the struggles of the past year. E no easy! Man I slept like a baby on the first night.
Been working for four months now, and I now look back and laugh at some funny experiences I couldn't even explain here.
So guys. That is how God saved me from loan sharks.
I don't normally create posts here, I just come once in a while to read and laugh. But I decided to share this testimony with y'all.
Peace and I'm out…✌️❣️

N/B: Please avoid loan sharks at all costs. In fact anything loan eh, be careful.

Share your stories if you have any experience with these loan sharks.

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Na y I no de sleep over for ASHAWO house be dis.


E get one day way I nearly sleep over..


I make mistake carry one fat girl like dat and i don high well well.




Around 1am in the night. This fat girl wake me up say make i NACK her bcus the weather cold. Me i tell her say I don tire.. say her body too big and na energy i use de carry her fat laps up since 9pm till 11pm. Say make I rest small now.


Before i know waiting de Xup. Dis girl hold me for NECK.. she begin press my NECK


I tell her say “ aunty abeg i go do, I go NACK U WELL WELL AUNTY


as she one set for NACKING, naso i carry my boxers for hand burst window


Kai !!!!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Na werey you be aswear

My people my people.
My matured and enjoyment people
Abeg where i fit see olosho clubs or hookup bars to just drink and catch some cruise abeg??
Recommendations pls

Adasun:
send you a DM

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I have replied my bruh..
Thanks

Abeg make una drop link to watch am live oo..
My subscription just expired

Adasun:
here it is

Ohh wow..
This is very easy my bruh..
How do you come with this type of gigs pls??
Anything about autocad or 3d machines/buildings, It's always very easy to me..
Pls when next you got a job like this,hola me bruh and let's split the juice 💯💯

Adasun:
their engineering assignment i just saw is complex to me o. i am more of a physicist. the assignment has been taken by another person sha but i got the sample snaped incase you want to see.

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Lol..
Let me see it my bruh..
Make i check am small..
Thanks

King2305:
Do u know any one that can help do my livingstone job for me?? Most of there works are technical works and engineering works. And those are the ones that pay very well.
The normal English essay is just $3 and you'd be happy to see one seff in week.

If u sabi people wey go help, we go dey share the money 50:50

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Like what sort of engineering works gee??
Maybe i could help

worldclass68:
If you be guru...
Google "Livingston research"
Sign up and fill the form according to ur area of specs.
Do the Language test ( chat GPT can help)
Do the second test ( GPT can help too)
The last test, pick a task wey u fit do and follow the instructions very well ( Google and chat GPT may help too).... if u re successful... start earning easy $$ by helping those yankee high sch kids run their homeworks... but as time goes on, u will need inter-passsport for verification..



Another option if u get digital skills, or can try to learn or u smart enough....
Sign up on fiverr or upwork, create ur GIG if u sabi any digital skills...and if u no sabi, try to learn or mingle with those GNLD smart boys wey dey run fiverr..., them fit fill u in.
Or if your smart enough, u can copy GIGs run urs like a coded middleman.....( i.e, u negotiate for a job $100 and carry give person wet fit do han for $80 or less.. on the same fiverr or anyhow).


Third Amazon mechanical, click become a worker or something like that and create account, then start doing tasks....don't really knw much about this.


5th.... crypto...no dive in if u no sabi or u no get capital...


Then lol ..........I no wan mention pablo name.

Heyoo bro,pls about the gnld boys..
How do you find or mingle with them abeg??
This Upwork and fiverr don tire me with 0 gigs..
And I've got great skills man🤦🤦

Abeg make una throw link..
Make we watch am live for here

naptu2:
Godwin Obaseki (GGO) @GovernorObaseki

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Nice one..nice one..

Check up my discography and bring your music for production, mixing and mastering and publishing..
I've produced for pop smoke and a lot of renowned artist in my own name..
Here's my link for clarification..

https://open.spotify.com/track/1Un6jzcjXXbD9wIVXDZzS2?si=8vvqhPA_RlqYqCG5q0GP2A

Nicepoker:
You want to eat your last meal. You no see poison for that food? Look well.

Thank you oo..
Lol

Itohanmiwa:
Good day nairlanders, please I need advice as I am in hot soup right now and it’s beginning to affect my mental health and giving me low self esteem. Late last year I travelled to attend the wedding of my ex brother. I had brought it here and so many naira landers kicked against it then and warned me against going. Well I went there thinking I was a man and will be able to exercise self control when I see my ex girlfriend as I was and still in love with my current girlfriend. One getting there the brother had already arranged my hotel room to stay in since it was impossible for me to return to my state that same day. I was asleep at night when I heard a soft knock on my door. I woke up and opened but was surprised to see my ex holding a red wine saying she it was a gift from her brother. I collected and harmlessly invited her in so we can chat a little, we opened the wine and drank it and then I slept or so I thought but woke up with both of us naked on the bed I felt sad and disappointed in myself knowing I had betrayed my innocent loving girlfriend. My ex consoled and encouraged me and then we had sex again before I left. It was easy but I had to forgive myself and put everything behind me only for me to get a call from her on Monday that she’s few weeks pregnant. Right now I’m about slipping into depression as I love my girl so much and don’t want to jeopardize our relationship cos she always makes it clear to me that the day she finds out I have a child out of wedlock she would take her leave immediately. Please nairalanders help me out on what to do I don’t want to lose my relationship nor go back to my vomit. I’ve been drinking ever since but now I need help.

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Trap!!!..
That pregnancy ain't yours nigga cuz clearly,she initiated the sex...

Buh how real nigga go dey,no go Sabi control himself??
God abeg

superCleanworks:
He dey feel like owner.

Oga it is just your turn 😂

Lol..
The nigga is just pussy whipped 🤣

Elsucre24:
I will be 31 this year. Omo the age is scaring me and I keep feeling like I’m not doing enough. I have a stable job in the private sector with a 400k monthly salary. But I still feel the impact of the economy badly. I keep asking myself, at what point will I start living the good live?
I feel stock sometimes because my job is very demanding and I almost do not have time to do other things, mind you I’m in the medical field and I work Mondays to Sundays most times but occasionally I have some Sundays to myself and sometimes a day off during the week. I can’t seem to be able to start a business as a side hustle cause most of the side hustles I can think will demand my presence at least for the first few months and I don’t really have that.
My girlfriend is pregnant, I really wanna keep it but she’s not ready, I’m not even sure I’m ready. The only way she can keep it is if I’m going to get married to her before the pregnancy starts showing and I’m as confused as hell cos I don’t know if I’m ready. She has always been vocal of her plans to japa.
Now that brings me to the idea of Japa too. I mean, I cannot deny that fact that I’m scared of the whole japa stuff cos I don’t know what to expect. Economy doesn’t even allow you save as much as you should. Everything’s just seems very scattered.

Pls I need adult minds to advise me on what I can do.
1. Do I start a business, what kinda business can I start with at least 2M that will not require my full presence?
2. Do I start to plan my japa through the study route and just face my fears
3. Should I insist on keeping the pregnancy and hope that things start making sense? This means I have to get married tho.

Thank y’all.

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Invest in a music publishing..
You can make your millions back if not times 2 from royalties..
You don't need to be there..
Just invest in a producers catalog and you're good..
You can invest in my catalog..
I've got music with lady Gaga and Jack black..
Imagine the kinda royalties you did be raking in

DonBenny77:
She was with an impromptu client when you arrived.
Regular hookup girl

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Normal ..
I just dey look op dey laugh

Thonyboy:
https://.ng/2023/12/29/we-must-deliver-quality-education-jobs-for-nigerians-tinubu/

He just dey talk talk talk.. nothing to show..
No actions taken..
Lies everywhere..
Funny enough, it's not up to a year yet and people are already crying in his tenure..
Such a shame

Mummyimbecile:
From the money you save, buy a brand new laptop with at least 8 to 16gb ram.. In fact, Google the specifications that a laptop should have to be used for coding.

The laptop won't pass 450k, do enough data, go and inquire about a tech school around you were you can learn web programming and design and also video editing.

Learn it with passion, and at night learn on YouTube, when you feel you're perfect, head over to Upwork and open a profile, start bidding for the job, you will surely get your first gig, and believe me, it will get better from there.

And when that happens, you will turn from a struggling dude to a Fresh Dude...


Let me quickly add that I paid for my flight ticket to the United States with part of the money I made from freelancing.

Freelancing pays!

I'm talking from experience.

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Maaaannn..
I ain't gonna lie,it pays but landing a job is very hard..
How did you do it on Upwork pls cuz I'm really frustrated and about giving up already

lamdbull:
Oyaaa

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Should we start??

NAT0R:
pop wetin?

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Lmao..
You think say I dey joke..
Lol..
Check for ZITRANOVA on Spotify..
Dey play..
Some of us no proud na why

lamdbull:
I just got studio equipments
So I do record myself without mixing

This is the reason..
You record yourself..
You don't let an engineer or a producer do that for you..
They know how to make it rhyme with the beat..
I could be your producer though gee..
Not bragging buh I was once pop smoke's producer..

Yo dbull..
You rap??
Maybe I could produce and feature you someday

Iamdbull:
My first single of the year is finally on the way! Yaaay!

It's titled Vibez Alive

Inspiration behind it: These days it's easy to meet someone and you feel they are the one and then gradually, gradually the vibes between you and them starts to fade away.


This song is all about maintain the beautiful romantic vibes that is responsible and also strengthens the bond between two people in love.

You can't afford to miss this beautiful Afrosoul music, if you are the affectionate type.

Out soon!

DatoDatuk:
Madonna University student gets expelled for joining viral ceiling challenge


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0MVBt_HonQ&pp=ygUJZGF0b2RhdHVr



https://www.instagram.com/reel/Czb405boQSW/?igshid=MWN1d25vNW1henlwOQ==

The girl na mumu jare..na she cast herself..
You know how many wey dey share nude for that Madonna university??🤣🤣
This ain't the first time

Opanka44:
Let me go straight to the Point.

I'm dating my Boss's younger sister who happens to be the last born from a polygamous Background. We've known for almost two years. She claims to love me so deeply and she knows I also love her in return.
In December last year, I saw a chat on her WhatsApp. A chat with her acclaimed ex-Boyfriend. Before I saw the chat, I had been complaining about the constant communication between her and same ex because each time I checked her call log, I would see same guys calls everyday. So when I saw dis chat, I told her that I had broken up with her. I made it clear to her that, it would be an act akin & tantamount to stupidity if she's multi-Dating while I'm loyal to her and her alone. I can't share u with anyone. She begged, cried , knelt down and apologized. I was so scared that day because she almost died in my apartment. She has a health condition (A Hole in the Heart) and whenever her mood is affected, it triggers a negative response. It's a very sad medical condition. And doctors have told her that she can die at any time. But I've always encouraged her that there's nothing God cannot change and there was no point getting worried about the situation. I went further to tell her that, in Life everybody is a walking corpse. We'll all die at some point in our lives, it is only the date of our death that we don't know. I forgave her that day and we reconciled.
The main issue now is that, I have introduced this same girl to almost everybody cos I'm so proud of her even though she still behaves like the last child that she is. My neighbors, friends & few family members. This girl said we can get married and build our lives together and even if it's garri, we'll drink and keep pushing. However, her attitude and actions seems to be in direct contrast to her words. She has never introduced me to anyone as her guy. She also works in her elder sister school. We both work in same sch. Our colleagues are aware of our relationship. So I told her that we are adults and whatever we are doing should be made know to her elder sister who she is currently living with. I asked that she tells her sister about our relationship since her sister is the one to approve or disprove it. I have a very good working relationship with her elder sister who is my Boss and the elder sister had jokingly told me last year to hurry up and pay her sister's Bride Price and that "Any devil that will stop me from paying her sister's bride price is a Bastard". We just laughed over it.
This girl has refused to inform her sister about us, she has never introduced me to anybody. When she comes to see me at my house, I can't walk her to the road cos she said she doesn't want her sister's Husband to accidentally drive pass and see that she visits me.
She hasn't allowed me to have sex with her. She claimed to be a virgin and that I must wait till our wedding night. I make her happy in bed, I give her head, suck her pussy, suck her breasts so well but she can't do same to me. At the end of the whole thing I won't be able to cum and my scrotum will start paining me due to excessive accumulation of Semen. What she does is to tighten her both legs & ask me to climb her and use my dick to rub her clitt so I can release. But I don't release at all. I also doubt if she's a virgin cos she can't allow me to penetrate and verify her claim. She is 28 and I'm 33yrs. I noticed she masturbates a lot cos any time she comes, she always want me to use my fingers on her clitoris and ensure she cums. I do everything she wants but she can't reciprocate. I'm fed up with everything. I cannot boldly beat my chest and say she's my girlfriend and she hasn't ever told any of her friends about me. I'm handsome and well-educated, neat, honest and have almost all the attributes she wants in her man. So why is she not Proud of me??
I have decided to break up with her and I've warned her never to come beg me or go to my friend's to tell them to mediate between us pls. I'm too good to be in such terrible state.
The psychological impact alone is really very Terrible. She makes me feel less of a man.

Chaiiiiii..
So mumu Men like this still dey??
Dammnnnn..
You dey suck her yet you don't Bleep her...
How do you fucking expect her to be loyal to you gee??

Odin13:
That one done catch you keep.. leave her na by mouth?

Just go pay dowry ..

You no leave her when you suppose do.. she manipulate you enter Lagos .. get job close to her .. ah..

Now tell us honestly.. you don loot any girl aside her ?

You see why i say make you go pay dowry.. weda you see future or not ..

Single mothers ba?

Jones her .. see stabbing

This guy na clown

Heyyooo beautiful people, this are some of the most beautiful designs you might come across today cuz you know why??
They are made from African black wood(the most expensive) and are made in a way such that they can't get destroyed with time...
Well unless you break it yourself [since it ain't vibranium 🤷🤷] which I would strongly advise you against doing that..
Here are some of them with the prices..

-1.. Odysseys Timing :
#95,000[negotiable]
-2.. The Golden clock of Kronos : #97,000 [negotiable]
-3.. mask of oba ewuare the great :# 130,000 [negotiable]
-4..oba ewuare's timing clock: #130,000 [negotiable]



All are 3 feet's long