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Business › Banker Sleeps On Keyboard, Accidentally Transfers Millions by flexgee(op): 10:02am On Jun 11, 2013
An obviously tired German bank employee fell asleep on his keyboard and accidentally transformed a minor transfer into a 222 million euro ($293 million) order, a court heard Monday.
The Hessen labour court heard that the man was supposed to transfer just 62.40 euros from a bank account belonging to a retiree, but instead "fell asleep for an instant, while pushing onto the number 2 key on the keyboard" -- making it a huge 222,222,222.22 euro order.
The bank discovered the mistake shortly afterwards and corrected the error.
The case was taken to court by the man's 48-year-old colleague who was fired for letting the mistake slip
through when verifying the order.
The court ruled that the plaintiff should be reinstated in his job.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/10/bank-employee-naps-transfers-millions_n_3417123.html
http://www.kevindjakpor..com/2013/06/bank-employee-sleeps-on-computer.html

Politics › Boko Haram Commander Shekau Narrowly Escapes Capture; Insiders Suspected by flexgee(op): 10:36am On Jun 10, 2013
The ongoing insecurity in the northern region of Nigeria may be further compounded by alleged disloyalty in the top ranks of the Joint Task Force [JTF] operation led by the Nigerian Army.

Credible source, have revealed, that the Nigerian security agents had obtained the location and pattern of movement of Boko Haram commander, Shekau, within their radar – through the assistance of security gadgets donated by America, but something strange is happening.

The JTF in Borno had pinpointed and confirmed the location and/or hiding place of Shekau – near a boundary town to Borno on the Niger Republic side near Goure, where many of the terrorist fighters were reported to have escaped to, following the declaration of State of Emergency.

However as the Nigerian military forces swooped into the town in considerable numbers – hoping to capture Shekau and his key men, they all disappeared into an unknown location following what the top ranks in the Nigerian Intelligence circles believe was a tip-off from a mole within the Army led operation.

The Commander of the Military forces stationed in Borno Major Gen. John Ewanshia was really unsettled by the narrow escape of Shekau and his men. Consequently, the security forces has been reshuffled to weed out alleged Boko Haram sympathizers and suspected Muslim hardliners, suspected to be loyal to powerful men who are against the current government.

News Source: http://kevindjakpor..com/2013/06/boko-haram-commander-shekau-narrowly.html
Education › DELSU Lecturer Humiliated After He Tried Sleeping With A Female Student by flexgee(op): 10:30am On Jun 09, 2013
Guys, the naked man in the picture you see above is supposedly a lecturer in Delta State University, Theatre Arts department. According to the reader who sent me the story, the lecturer had threatened to fail one of his female students Tega if she refused to sleep with him. Initially, Tega had rejected his advances, but when Mr Lecturer's wahala became plenty, then he threatened to fail her, Tega gave in. Well kinda.

Cos somehow, she was able to convince her lecturer to let them have the sex at her apartment instead of a hotel room. When Mr Lecturer showed up at Tega's place yesterday (Friday), she let him in. Purposely, she left her doors unlocked and got her lecturer to take off his clothes, ready for action.

Unknown to him, Tega had arranged with her male friends and neighbours that they were to barge into her room once she got him completely naked.
And fortunately, everything worked according to plan. The rest is history.

Do you blame Tega?

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News Source: http://kevindjakpor..com/2013/06/delta-state-university-lecturer-thrown.html
Webmasters › Google Snaps Australian Couple ‘having Sex On Road’ (PHOTO) by flexgee(op): 12:51pm On Apr 11, 2013
SYDNEY (AFP) – An Australian couple shot to fame on social media Thursday after an image of them having sex by the side of a rural highway made it onto Google Street View, sparking speculation it was a stunt.
The image, which has since been censored by Google, shows the couple bent over the hood of a silver sedan alongside the Dukes Highway outside the town of Keith in South Australia state.
The man has his shorts down; the woman appears to be waving to the Street View car as it passes.
A user on the social media site Reddit first posted the image, with Australian news outlets concluding the steamy scene was probably posed.
Another user, benxology, claimed the couple was “me and my missus”.
We saw the Google car on the way to Adelaide a couple of years ago. I sped up, overtook the car then
posed with a Corona (beer) in hand,” he said.
I pinned the location in Maps to remember where it was to later check but never found it … Hilarious!!”

News Source: http://kevindjakpor..com/2013/04/google-snaps-australian-couple-having.html

Politics › Panga Robbery In Durban South Africa Caught On Camera (VIDEO) by flexgee(op): 7:42pm On Apr 07, 2013
Residents in Hillcrest in Durban, South Africa, say they are under attack from violent gangs. There have been a series of armed robberies in the area this year. Several homeowners have been attacked with pangas and hammers. Panga is a Kiswahili name for broad / bladed African tool / weapon like a machete / cutlass. Warning: Some viewers may find the visuals disturbing.

Click the link below to watch the Video:

Click Here --> http://kevindjakpor..com/2013/04/video-panga-robbery-in-durban-south.html
Webmasters › Facebook Is Down At My End, Plz What About You? by flexgee(op): 8:40am On Mar 01, 2013
i can't get facebook to open, is the site down please guys what about you?
Celebrities › PHOTO: Beyonce Flashes An Illuminati Sign At The Superbowl by flexgee(op): 9:22am On Feb 05, 2013
According to legend, the Illuminati are a tiny, super-secret cabal of influential individuals who have shaped the course of world events. So it makes perfect sense that Beyonce would flash their triangle sign to one of the largest viewing audiences in human history. What better way to preserve a secret? That's a definite possibility. Also a possibility? That she was showing some love to her husband Jay-Z's Roc-A-Fella Records, which uses the diamond as its symbol. But then again, maybe Roc-A-Fella is in on it too. It's all connected!

See the Pic below:

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NEWS SOURCE:--> http://kevindjakpor..com/2013/02/did-beyonce-flash-illuminati-sign-at.html
Sports › Ghana Vs Mali Live Match Commentaries Updates by flexgee(op): 4:21pm On Feb 02, 2013
For live match commentaries and updates of the match Ghana vs Mali, please visit: http://kevindjakpor..com/2013/02/live-match-updates-ghana-vs-mali-afcon.html
Politics › BREAKING NEWS: Younger Brother Of President Jonathan Dies At Aso Rock Clinic by flexgee(op): 1:06pm On Nov 20, 2012
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President Goodluck Jonathan's younger brother Meni Jonathan has died at the Aso Rock clinic Abuja today.
Medical sources told SaharaReporters that Mr. Meni was flown in from Bayelsa last week to receive medical treatment at the Villa.
The cause of death has not been revealed.
Mr. Meni is President Jonathan's half brother and had acted as the head of Otueke council chiefs before his untimely death in Abuja today.
He was described by a family source as someone in his 40s.

Source: http://kevindjakpor..com/2012/11/breaking-news-younger-brother-of.html
Celebrities › "Homosexuals Want To Sleep With Me” - Mr. Ibu by flexgee(op): 4:07pm On Nov 03, 2012
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Famous comic actor, John Okafor, otherwise known as Mr. Ibu, has lamented that the Nigerian motion picture industry - globally known as Nollywood - is currently being ravaged by a virus called homosexuality. In this interview, the thespian discloses that some guys had been after him, trying to harass him sexually.

He says: “One idiot came toasting me o! That is true, as funny as it would sound.

"Something is happening in this Nollywood. These upcoming actors are being used by some of the established producers who are gays. If you want to get a job as an up and coming actor, you must sleep with them. You must be sexed to get a job.

"We are no longer in the era of the female actresses suffering from sexual harassment; it is now man to man. Abomination! God has a lot of things to judge.

"Man to woman is also bad, but we can easily overlook that. Why not put your penis in the right place. There is something spiritual in that thing (frowns). Why would you bend down for one idiot to penetrate you, thereby destroying your future? You left God and bowed to devil… by the time you get up, you get up as a woman, while the idiot that penetrated you walks away majestically! Their payback is sudden death, and it keeps happening."
This is not the first time the actor would talk about his experience with gays in the make-believe industry.
In a recent interview in Houston, Texas, US, Mr. Ibu also voiced his conviction about the virus eating deep into the industry:
“I am sorry if my friends are involved. It is a virus and it is killing our industry. If there is any way in this world that people can make them stop it or kill it, please do it. God will punish you, because God did not advise you to do it. God designed woman and dashed us for free,” he stated.


News Source: http://www.kevindjakpor..com/2012/11/mr-ibu-homosexuals-want-to-sleep-with-me.html

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