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What a long Epistle..

Redhot111:
I am a civil engineer by profession a d I can categorically tell you that road in that pix is still under construction. Again no matter how poorly constructed a road is, there is no way it can be washed away by rain as presented in that pix in a matter weeks let alone 5 minutes rain. Op, pls control ur bad belle oo

So na una dey construct roads without drainage?

I see no drainage not even on one side. Na that kind road person go happily commission?

solbase10:
Nigeria may have been eliminated from the 2018 FIFA World Cup but Super Eagles midfielder Wilfred Ndidi has been rated as the player with the most tackles and interceptions so far at the competition.

This was confirmed by football facts and statistics website, whoscored.com on their verified Twitter handle.

According to whoscored.com, he has made 15 tackles and 12 interceptions more than any other player at the 2018 WorldCup so far.

Ndidi was in action for the Super Eagles who narrowly missed out of qualification for the round of 16 from Group D.

The Leicester City star played in all three Group D games of the Super Eagles at the tournament.

Source:https://www.completesportsnigeria.com/ndidi-rated-player-with-highest-tackles-interceptions-after-world-cup-group-stage/

When you meet a typical Yoruba Man.

If you know you know..

No calls shebi.?
You be very good badt guy (in Bankys Voice)

You dey craze?

Denissy:
There was actually an issue with custom due to unpaid salary and they went on strike. But it has been resolved and they are fully back to operation. Nevertheless, your freight forwarder Shud be able to contact his customers for clearance.
As all my customers have recently received their parcels. Get in touch with your forwarder again. It Shud get thru to u this week

Thank you. Maybe I should start using your company.
Because I need a swift and honest company. I can't continue to leave my customers hanging. Not good at all. 0 7 0 6 7 5 9 3 7 0 9. Please call or WhatsApp.

docadams:
I also have delay of same duration. I was told it was due to customs. Goods now in Lagos. Awaiting delivery to my station

I've been waiting delivery too. Its never taken this long. My thoughts are, if they have soughted things with customs why delay in contacting the owners of the goods. I just feel they are not telling me the whole truth

I Am writing this because I no longer understand what the problem is.

For over 3 weeks now my parcel have not gotten to me.
I use a good shipping agent but recently they have not been telling me what the real problem is.

Normally, after the parcel gets to Lagos it will take them 24hrs to notify all their customers to come get their goods.

After contacting them countless times through calls as I normally do because I don't reside in Lagos, they initially told me Nigerian Customs went on strike and no goods in the port was cleared due to this. After a week later I called and they told me the issue have been resolved.

Now if the issue have been resolved why have I not gotten my parcel till now I asked, they only tell me that they will check and get back to me. This have been on for 2 weeks now, this is the third week now and I am not finding it funny plus I'm loosing customers daily.

Since I started mini importation in 2015 I have never experienced a situation.

Other Importers in the house, are you experiencing same issue?

So how much is their minimum withdrawal?

RIP to the dead.

Waiting to hear from the Man

Love it bro.

Which App did u use?

A Facebook User have taken to his handle to narrate how his brother met his end due to infidelity. Look at what he wrote;

RIP my dear brother.
His wife stabbed him on the shoulder on Saturday because she heard he had a child outside. My brother treated the injury, the following Tuesday he returned back to the house and she stabbed him again on the neck, this time around he couldn't make it. He died instantly.
Say no to domestic violence

He Sold his brother on Credit

femidejulius:
A responsible guy do not steal from ladies.
If you steal from a lady,dump her and use that money to marry another,that wife will eventually steal from you and also dump u for another guy.

Karma is real!

PS: The lady that was cheated should take heart. Everyone will continue to lose the wrong ones until they find the right one.

What if the Karma you are talking about caught up with the Lady cause we don't know what she did that came back to her.

I only pitty the dude because Karma used him to deal with the lady and yet that same Karma will deal with him. Its a cycle...

flexydote@gmail.com

Sell it N1500

I don laff tire...

Make una see me see wahalaoooo, this one pass kasala ooo.

I went for the burial of a friend's grand father somewhere in Idah. In that village, when someone dies, an elderly man will come up and tell who is next to die. So the man came along and said that the next person who is going to die is the one who decides to leave the burial ground first.

Since yesterday I still dey there ooh, nobody wan go first ooo, everybody including the old men just lie down. Even an old man at age 112 years is lying down beside me. He is asking me if my people never start to look for me?

As am talking to u now. I am still lying down. What should I do?
Biko advice needed

Lmao

Guy continue your work jor.
You can run a part time program that won't stress you n that much combined with your work if you really want to get a certificate. That's my opinion tho.

Lol.
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I thought it was a joke. I just Subed now. Wow. Glo is too much.

ELITE12:
. thanks for the correction hope uve seen the testimonials anyway

Yes. Testimonies from today withdrawals

ELITE12:
Lolzzz copy and paste propaganda to send panic if truly MMM Zimbabwe has crashed will they have this letter of happiness? See their site below : and in case u dont know this is mmm zimbabwe http://ea-/ check people testifying about getting help and payments yesterday

www[dot]ea-mmm[dot]net/testimonials/

If you can't Google MMM Zimbabwe then replace the [dot] with actual .
Get your facts right people.

SamConquer:
I am not in MMM yet,but it seems as if people who are not doing it are happy if they hear any news about it "crashing"...It seems all this "advice" is from people who seems jealous that others are making it in MMM and are more prepared to wait for it to crash.So it is more about them,waiting for it to crash rather than the so called advice they seem to potray....The funny thing is that they don't even know how the system works,they just join the bandwagon calling is Scam.In fact when has Nigerians become so caring,giving advice for people not to loose money...You will be there shouting "Scam" and people will be doing their GH and PH in the next five,ten years onward.All those who are not in MMM should act as if it does not exist and allow people doing it, to do their thing....Note:The Money that those in MMM are using is not your Money so why the high display of "Concern"

My brother, tell them o. I've not seen till today that Nigerians are now His brother keeper. This same people that post all this negative news won't ever post how someone withdrew 1 million from MMM. If you nor get mind do am please leave people wey get mind to do am. Na by force? MMM Nigeria no fit close Una dey kill Una sef. Lol...

soberdrunk:
Some Nigerians are "desperately" addicted to MMM, there is nothing you can tell or show them to change their mind until they eventually loose their money before the reality of the ponzi scheme will dawn on them...............

I wonder why all of you keep your focus on MMM. You didn't register yet you keep posting stuff like this. There are other site just like MMM that pays the same 30℅ yet we don't hear false and fake news about them. ABI Na only MMM be the mutual aid funds trying to free people from financial slavery? I bet if you know about other sites you will find something false to say about it. Get you news right bro.

This morning, I will do my best to explain wot really happened in MMM Zimbabwe in order to calm panics in d mind of misinformed MMM participants.

MMM Zimbabwe offers 100% mavro growth in 30days. This was implemented to attract participants due to the economic hardship in the country. This mavro growth for those of us in business is called market penetration. Again their mavro was never frozen just like ours in Nigeria which multiplies for 15 days and also freezes for that long before withdrawal. What happened in Zimbabwe is an implementation of what is already going on in Nigeria. MMM has seen that they don't need no market penetration to attract participants. They mavro growth was reduced from 100% to 20%. 10% below what we are getting in Nigeria(30%). And the mavro is also frozen for 14days just as its been done in Nigeria. The Nigerian Model works perfectly fine and MMM is trying to implement it globally. So there is no collapse of any structure, its just a remodelling of what is already in place in Nigeria
Again this is what happened in south African in April. They reduced their mavro growth from 50% or so to 30% and 20% with other schemes like lotteries introduced. And I can categorically tell you that the South African Mmm community is growing faster and better than ever after that change and reduction in mavro growth.
Some other points to note is: The writer of that piece, has absolutely no knowledge of how mmm works, and the main aim of it is to cause panic. Zimbabwe MMM is still going on even with the 80% decrease in mavro growth. Did anyone lose their money? No. What happened is when u pledge 10k, instead of getting 20k reward in 30days, which is 100% reward, u get 12k which is 20% reward. They are still rewarded with 2k. In Nigeria we get 3k reward for 10k pledge. So did anyone lose their money? Absolutely not. Has it stopped MMM Zimbabwe from continuing? Not at all.
The Nigerian Model of MMM Works perfectly so let's keep it going?

tempest01:
I saw the current MMM advertised by a friend sometime back and I quickly waved it off as a scam as with the HYIP and other ponzi schemes.

https://www.nairaland.com/3321916/sec-warns-nigerians-dangers-mmm

Given this topic that was on the front page today, I saw some comments by people and it was noted that ''There is no pool of money with the current MMM and therefore they can't run away''.

Given the nature of their business, with no investments and the fact that they have put in resources in place to allow for this trade to happen, it is pertinent that one day or another, they will close down, and they won't go through that stress without duping people of their money. Seeing the topic today, I had to register and checkout how the model works , and also brainstorm on the eventual way the MMM operators will dupe those that are in the system.

I am giving a scenario here and though it may not play out the same way, there should be no denying the fact that one day - which i wll term as ''the day of reckoning''. the MMM site will shut operations and will try to make as much as possible from your funds before that.



Now here is the scenario. As there is no pool as someone rightly said, I registered and saw the mode of operation. It is worthy of note that the same MMM site runs in several countries:-

Nigeria
South Africa
India
Colombia
Turkey

So from my postulation, the fold-up will happen in a month - The month of reckoning-- across all MMM sites on that month because anything short of that will send panic to other countries and they won't maximize.

The scenario i see playing out is that the handlers will have bank accounts or agents in all countries of operations and in the month of reckoning, as there is no pool of money, all the ''get help'' requests will be paused - Not paused perse, but no ''get help'' request will go through and will be pending as they won't publish it.

Now the ''Provide help'' will be allowed to work, but the account shown will be that of the handlers of the site (or their agents) and people will keep providing help, but it goes to the scam account. Now this will go on for a month as you have to wait for a month to use your Mavro. The first people that will notice the scam will be the ''Get help'' People as they will keep waiting, but no help will come. Then ''Provide help'' people will come to know after a while and they MMM people will release a statement saying the ''business model experiment failed and they are shutting down''

Be wise Nigerians....

Alternative views and constructive arguments are welcome

That is why phone numbers are displayed for you to call before you make any payment.