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CelebritiesRe: Regina And Ned Nwoko Massive Home In Delta Gets Declared A Tourist Attraction by flexydote(m): 7:59pm On Apr 23, 2024
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RomanceRe: I Need Your Advice, I Can’t Get Over Her Past by flexydote(m): 11:53pm On Apr 19, 2024
Namaster:
Most women know about body counts and how men view it, so they lie about it. That's why "your girl" admitted to just 3 relationships. Spoiler alert: her body count is MORE than that.

They know about body counts but they are yet to catch on about PROXIMITY COUNTS. That's the number of people that have bleeped her that you know personally and see regularly.

That's why a man MAY tolerate and even cherish a girl with 25 body counts made up of strange men that he DOESN'T know and that are no longer in the picture in any form. But the same man will NEVER look at a woman that has bleeped his cousin.

Both counts are more EMPHASIZED in a serious relationship than casual ones. That's why you were still able to let it go at the beginning of the relationship. You thought you might be able to hit it and quit it. But you developed feelings and started to think about your future together. That's why it's now causing you sleepless nights.

Anyway, the pain is that you REGULARLY see someone that has bleeped her before you did. You feel defrauded that he got to hammer your serious pussy before you did. You feel like you came in second place. Seeing the the guy CONSTANTLY rubs your nose in it. The feeling of being a loser latches on to you every time you see the guy.

Plus, you don't know the kind of sex they had. This guy might have bleeped your girl in MYRIADS of waya you cannot imagine. Did she deepthroat his dick or swallowed his cum. Maybe he bleeped her ANALLY. How many times?

He has explored EVERY part of your girls body. It's even worse when you consider the fact that they met in a church yet still chose to fornicate. So that means the guy has ZERO qualms about beating your girls pussy like someone that stole an iPhone 15 in Computer Village.

That relationship is forever TAINTED. You will NEVER be happy or content if you let your relationship get serious (that includes marriage). Imagine doing Thanksgiving for your wedding at a church where one of the "brothers" already BATTERED your new bride's pussy.

The pain!

Your options:

1. Dump the girl NOW. Dating 2 guys from the same church does not speak well of her character anyway.

2. Continue to Bleep her while you look for a girl that hasn't bleeped anyone you know. When you find one, DUMP the current girl. If you go this route, dial back your lovey-dovey.

3. Be a cuuck and continue the relationship. But NEVER forget that once a guy has bleeped a girl, he ALWAYS has a shortcut back to that pussy.

Remember this:

When a pussy and a diick with history are in close proximity, it's ONLY a matter of time before they collide. It's inevitable.

One day you will have a disagreement and she'll run to the nearby "brother". That one will offer her an emotional support dick and she'll gobble it with gratitude.

That is the future you're dealing with. Also DON'T say she's not like that. Church people who fornicate have a moral compass that is WORSE than that of a prostitute.
Jeez. This advice is strong o. Plus you sound like someone with first hand experience
BusinessRe: Wigwe: Board Will announce acting CEO soon - Access Holdings by flexydote(m): 6:24pm On Feb 11, 2024
Normal for a cooperate organization na
RomanceRe: I Checked My Girl Friend Phone This What I Saw by flexydote(m): 6:41pm On Jan 07, 2024
😂
CelebritiesRe: TRENDING: Ahmed Dumps Safeerah Marries Another Lady Deletes All Their Videos On by flexydote(m): 3:07pm On Jan 07, 2024
Na true o. Just checked his Instagram account now and all videos he did with his babe is gone. This life en
HealthRe: Menstrual Cramps Disturbing Me Badly. Please What Can I Use For It? by flexydote(m): 9:02pm On Jan 06, 2024
Just go to the pharmacy and buy Nospa. Cost like N1600 now. It will help a great deal. Take it when ever you start seeing your period.
Nairaland GeneralRe: ... ) by flexydote(m): 7:37pm On Jan 04, 2024
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Christianity EtcRe: SECRETS OF WITCHCRAFT EXPOSED by flexydote(m): 6:26am On Jan 03, 2024
Wow. This is an amazing exposition
EducationRe: B.sc Environmental Health Science Or B.sc Biology, Which Should I Study. by flexydote(m): 4:04pm On Dec 28, 2023
Environmental Health

When you done studying can work with hospitality industries, oil companies, government agencies or you can own a private consulting company.
RomanceRe: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by flexydote(m): 3:48pm On Dec 28, 2023
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Do you like my profile photo?

“Like” my profile photo if you like my profile photo [/color]
Just like the way your black is blacking
RomanceRe: My Wife’s Salary Was A Mystery Until I Discovered How Much She’s Truly Worth by flexydote(m): 3:45pm On Dec 28, 2023
Nazgul:
I don't believe this story. Reason being that the gap in the figures she gave to you as her salary and what her actual salary is was just too much.

You can't have a wife who earns such amount and wouldn't know unless you're an illiterate.

Knowing the name of the company where she works alone would make you know that there's no way such a company can pay their staffs 35k when it's not a private school.

It's like someone working who works in Microsoft Lagos telling you that they pay them 50k. You'll slap him cos you know that staffs there earn from 1m and above monthly.

Your story isn't realistic.
I just read your comment now.

Look up
RomanceRe: My Wife’s Salary Was A Mystery Until I Discovered How Much She’s Truly Worth by flexydote(m): 3:40pm On Dec 28, 2023
PoliteActivist:
*Politeness*
Your story sounds authentic but for two things (we know most stories on NL are either embellished or totally made up!):

1) You forgot to say she took offense and formed great outrage that you read her emails
2) A woman that makes so much (and likely to be making even more in the future) would not be so desperate to stay with you, neither will her people
If its not a fictional story then the man in question is dumb, sorry for my words.

I don't know when she got that said job, before or after she married you.

Now, a sharp man should know the company the wife is working with and the position she holds in that company or establishment and this will go a long way to give you insight of her earnings. You would have stopped her lies a long time ago but choose to truly believe what she tells you without consideration of simple facts.

I know it's a story Sha cause I noticed so many flaws in the writeup that's why I tagged the guy above me cause he mentioned some.
CrimeRe: Girlfriend 23, Shots Dead Her Policeman Boyfriend In Imo State by flexydote(m): 3:18pm On Dec 28, 2023
And they still called her suspect even when they caught her
Christianity EtcRe: Six Churches That Don’t Celebrate Christmas And Why by flexydote(m): 6:31pm On Dec 25, 2023
My own is, let us do what we do in moderation.

But if we want to go by what we humans do in a regular basis, some of us will not even be alive today because na Gods wrath we for don chop since.

Weather you are celebrating Christmas or New Year or even Middle year, do all in sobriety and in moderation.
RomanceRe: Where Can We Find Successful Young Women Ready To Marry by flexydote(m): 2:34pm On Dec 23, 2023
Iamblessed85:
Exactly. Another thing, most ladies in such category are full of pride. A guy can earn that much and be humble but a lady that earns even half of that will frustrate you with her bad character and ego. I’ve met a couple and i used my hand to delete their numbers.

@TheOldGods, I know how you feel. You aren’t asking for anything you are not. At worst, you are asking for a replica of yourself right?

I would advise you to ignore the craving else it would turn you to a beggar for love or a desperate guy. The feeling will consume you soo strongly that everything you’ve worked hard for may loose taste in your mouth. You will constantly walk around unhappy, restless and ungrateful to God whereas you should be in a state of peace and thanksgiving.

You are what you seek already. Keep making money and keep being rich. It is greater than any stupid companionship. Also, the richer you become, the more you can afford to travel etc and meet more people. Just remember, if you are a good person, then all of life and even God will conspire to bring you your best outcome. This means you have to wait and trust. One last thing, the magic happens when you remove your mind from it. Also, avoid prostitutes, masturbation and other unholy acts. These things distort our course
That last part is the deal. Wait and trust and when you not expecting that's when it will happen. That's how I met my babe. I wasn't looking just going about my business and she's get barh too.
CelebritiesRe: Portable To Odumodublvck - I Am A Better Rapper Than You (video) by flexydote(m): 10:01pm On Nov 29, 2023
I couldn't understand half of what he said
RomanceRe: Few Things I Have Learnt In 10 Years Of Being Married by flexydote(m): 7:26am On Nov 29, 2023
Great words. I hope Gen z, woke and feminist learn.

Meanwhile, video is not complete. Stopped at No 6
EducationRe: Please What Can I Study In The University With This Result by flexydote(m): 7:13am On Nov 29, 2023
Use that money and go learn a skill.
PoliticsRe: Questions A Twitter Asked Our Former President Goodluck Jonathan by flexydote(m): 7:02am On Nov 29, 2023
joyandfaith:
Gej was an accidental president. He doesn't understand law of power.
Exactly my point.
Foreign AffairsRe: Footage Shows That Israel Killed Newborn Infants En Masse And Left Their Bodies by flexydote(m): 6:53am On Nov 29, 2023
Felimax:
And so? It's a reprisal! So?
Israel is too fvckin weak to my liking.

How on Earth can I be fighting you and still allow aids and still providing solace along with it?

When I go after my enemies I do a clean job and it's one of the reason why God went angry with King Saul.

Israel should completely decimate Hamas as much as they can.

NEXT TIME YOU THINK TWICE BEFORE ATTACKING ISRAEL!
You dey even talk.

They have given a 2 days cease fire so that the Hamas terrorist will catch their breath. I don't just understand weather this is a fight or a tv show
CelebritiesRe: Actor Bolanle Ninalowo Confirms Relationship With Actress Damilola Adegbite by flexydote(m): 11:05pm On Nov 28, 2023
Still fresh. Soon we go hear the real gist
PropertiesRe: Lady Damages Her Apartment After Landlord Refused To Refund Her Caution Fee by flexydote(m): 6:14pm On Nov 27, 2023
Omo make the landlord pay. They never refund caution fee.

My Bro locked up the landlords house because of this same issue and he said no one will rent the apartment till he gets his money.

And if he does anyhow, they will go to court
CelebritiesRe: Israel DMW Shares DMs Of Women Asking Him To Marry Them (Photos) by flexydote(m): 9:11pm On Nov 26, 2023
JoeRizzla:
They just wanna use him as a step into davido's life and cash out, later on they'll say isreal deceived them again.



Bunch of liabilities everywhere...
See why I no like this social media lifestyle.

E get some davido crew wey no dey even like show face and they have been with him since day one. You won't see them in this kind of mess
Foreign AffairsRe: Hamas Breaks Ceasefire Agreement And Refuses To Release Hostages, Israel Respond by flexydote(m): 8:40pm On Nov 25, 2023
Zooposki:
Hmm
Explain
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Aluminum Windows And Aluminum Toilet Doors by flexydote(m): 2:24pm On Nov 25, 2023
How much for the door
CrimeRe: NDLEA Arrests Drug Lord, Intercepts Diazepam, Cannabis, Loud by flexydote(m): 9:34pm On Nov 19, 2023
Let them legalize cannabis abeg.

If there are considering to sign the LGBTQ into law then I don't see why they will not also legalize marijuana
CelebritiesRe: Blessing CEO Finally Apologise To Verydarkman And Confess Love To Him by flexydote(m): 7:37pm On Nov 17, 2023
Please what's the price of a bag of rice now in your area
RomanceRe: "Have You Ever Seen Love And Ran Away? by flexydote(m): 6:25am On Nov 17, 2023
Aaaaarghmed:
Omo,I ran and I am still running.One wanted to kill me with sex.but I am not a sex freak.so I had to push her away.There was a day I was so tired after work and she came around.That day I think say I go die,no strength anymore and this girl still climb ,I was already seeing my name as newspaper caption..that man dies while having sex. I gatz beg her very well before she stop the marathon on me. grin
Funniest comment ever
RomanceRe: Why Money Is Very Important In Courtship? by flexydote(m): 5:20pm On Nov 14, 2023
Op. God bless you for this your writeup.

That's how my babe have been telling me that I shouldn't worry about money, infact I shouldn't even talk about it.

That when we marry, there will be blessing attached to the marriage.

Reason why I don't want to go into marriage now is cause I'm not making to much to start feeding two mouth, health, cloth and practically take of two individuals now. So I told her to chill first cause tho I'm expecting something huge that could upgrade my financial status but the pressure to get married to her no be here o.

I have seen a lot in the streets to not have sense in this matter. Omo forget Love o cause when it comes to the real matter it boils down to MONEY.

back in the days sef, you only marry when you can take care of a lady not because of Love.

Gen Z dem have changed the narrative.

Marriage is an Institution but na only few understand that terminology.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Unemployment: Nigerian Graduate Burns His Certificates (Video) by flexydote(m): 5:04pm On Nov 14, 2023
Love800:
Good morning sir.
I want to ask a question.
How can one be a lecturer?
Asin what are the procedures for me to apply?
I want to become one.
Get a minimum of M.Sc.

Then apply any time you see an opening.
Check newspapers also
ComputersRe: This Lappi Fast Die, HP 840 G6 8th Generation For 240k by flexydote(m): 7:38am On Nov 13, 2023
Does it display LED lights on the keyboard?

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