₦airaland Forum

peppermint7:
Barca get mind allow make this guy pass
Sometimes I feel ashamed of being a Barca fan
See deal

Barca is broke. They're even going to offload some key players in order to re-sign Messi whose contract elapsed in June.

rottennaija:
It. Could have been worse, like Pakistan, Afghanistan or Sudan

Nigerian is worse that Pakistan, Afghanistan and Sudan combined.

Naso

GeneralPula:
How to flush off condom..

Pour water into the condom up to a half or almost full then flush off. It will flush off one time..

Professor. I salute!

Time to divert attention

Orubebe01:
Nnpc firs

FIRS....?

HRHQueenPhil:
U are the person, he is not matured enof to marry. To have a sweet marriage, u must learn how to forgive. If u can't forgive, den don't bother getting married..
He shld go abroad and join the monastery

You are a married SIMP.

If it were here, they'll sew green and white agbadas for them, put them in the reception of a 3-star hotel, entertain them with Coca-Cola, disburse compensation using Bron envelopes, and invite journalists to the welcoming ceremony of repentant terrorists.

Soon, after granting them amnesty, the government would create a commission for them.

RBHBKDC
Repeantant Boko Haram/Bandits/Kidnappers Development Commision.

This I have seen...

rollingrocks:
Good work on the stadium so far, but I have a problem.

Why is Eket still looking like a slum? It's very dirty, shanties everywhere. The so called remodelling by the state government is taking forever to be completed. That Eket Ibeno axis should be very inviting, clean roads, well aligned buildings, the beach entrance should be exquisitely beautified. What is the job of the Chairmen of Eket and Ibeno LGAs (Chairmen in Akwa Ibom are just there to occupy space, nothing to show). Why are environmental laws not enforced in Eket for heaven's sake? If that alone is tackled Eket will surely look like a city but for now as far as I'm concerned Eket is just a large slum!!! No puns intended, the truth has to be said.

Local government chairmen are mere stooges. They can't execute projects be ause the Local government funds is still being managed by the state government.
My cousin who happens to be a chairman in one of the relatively developed LG council was lamenting bitterly about this in December when I visited home.
The real projects going on in Akwa Ibom are in the pockets of politicians.

Tinubuadvocate:
“If you have any information, don’t hide behind online posts. Instead, come forward and share it with the Police.
All the excuses that the man was trying to sex her is a baseless allegation. Sadly the dead can't talk.

The deceased went there to evangelize ba? Kontinue!

daviesmania:
stewpiidiot government that dose not no what the citizens need... akwa ibom state is known for her good roads and that unfortunately is not the problem of that state... 70% of akwa ibomites lives below poverty line and all we hear all the time is road road road... udom is fraud. to say the very least.

A very big one!

The poverty in Akwa Ibom has a PhD.

Unfortunately you can't say anything, else those street urchins belonging to different cult groups who receive crumps from politicians would just finish you off.

They don't want the people to be empowered, else they will come to the realization of the fraud going down there and thus loose their grip.

I always admonish them to travel out. Go to Gombe, go to Kano, or even nearby Ebonyi... See how well the people are doing. These states don't receive 1/4 of what Akwa Ibom gets as allocation, yet they're touching the lives of their citizens.

When the poverty bites hard, they'll look for a slogan to divert people's attention...

Only God.
Daakada
Bla Bla Bla...

A state that owes pensioners... Abeg.

Xiaomi1:
I don't know why I prefer tokunbo venza of 5m to this.

That's your preference man.
The Mercedes Benz C300 and Toyota Venza are world apart!

Leaders with conscience!

A member of the Parliament here was caught on camera physically abusing a sales girl, he did not resign, he wasn't recalled and the case ended on social media/newspaper.

I'm disappointed.! All covenant uni wish dey av d chance to b in federal buh jamb n all won't allow dem and bside so many private uni suffer b4 dey pay d fees while some hostl in federal uni is even more dat d so calld skul fees of private. Tink b4 u post Nxt time

It has been over 5 years since you posted this rubbish.
I'm surprised you haven't deleted it.

Emilokoiyawon:
How do you know? Have you been to the other side? The only side we know for sure is this side. Focus on that.

It is better to live your life like there is "the other side"... When you die, if "the other side" doesn't exist, you have nothing to lose. But what if you asssume it doesn't exist, only to die and find out that "the other side" really did exist?

Nice ride!
Happy Sales

Hell No!

The smart ones start up a shop for company registration, travel & tours, property management, laundry & dry cleaning services and even fumigation...
Yes ooooo. If Owu blow you, there's noting you won't do.
You see the stubborn ones wearing one faded suit 5 times a week in police departments negotiating bail for criminals.
The fortunate ones are the children of successful lawyers. Those ones resume work at their parent's Chambers after NYSC/Law school.
I dey sha dey entertained by their arrogance, you see them carrying their shoulders up as if they have 30 billion in their akants. Shi-shi....

sunshineV:
i'm not sure dr dre is aware he made this beatdydre earphone

TheStranger:
They've changed the tires

They did not.
Look closely, that was not alloy rims but wheel covers.

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KingOfAmebo:
Testimony Time

My dear nairalanders, I never knew my comments on this forum can bring about the desired positive change we crave for.

Decision makers are on nairaland.

Kingsmakers are on nairaland.

Influencers are on nairaland.

World powers troll nairaland.

Find time to go through my comments and see how my comments brings about positive societal change.

Nigeria is our country united in diversity, this is our strength and this will lead us to greater heights.

Yes, we have external enemies and enemies within but we are a nation destined for greatness, nothing, no one and no group can stop us.

We will rise again, the gaint in us will rise and this nation called Nigeria will be respected in the committee of nations.

Nigeria and Nigerians will be united for the better good of all.

Mark my words.

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Please stop spamming in this forum.
Chabge begins with you. You can't be breaking simple rules here, and at the same time be claiming to be an agent of positive change.
Let the change start with you.
Do it right!

InfinixMine:
Congrats that's a big move willing to work with you.

Oh dear, sorry, we're not recruiting at the moment.
You can send me a PM. If there are other opportunities or help I can assist with, I'd be glad to do so.

Sammy07:


And Benin people go dey form

Overrated Slum

My brother, You can say that again!

Nozino:
So, someone bought it, registered it and decides to sell it off within a month?why?

That's the new gimmick they've been employing around here.
The old ones are - used by a lady, owned by a female banker, owner lives abroad and only drives the car when he is in naija, owner has fleet of cars and barely drives the car, he is selling to decongest his compound etc.

8 what??

Karlovych:
Happy married life to the both of them, but I wonder why Ahmed Musa wore slippers to someone's wedding.

Omoh. That Slippers go pay person tuition fees for at least 3 academic seasons.

Sometimes it's not the employer, but the bosses.

The bank was a great place to start a career, but it was filled with very toxic people.

Work-life balance is terrible, everything has to be routed to the head office making processes very stressful, poor TAT, and poor customer satisfaction.

Management hardly listens to anybody, they take ages to adopt very simple upgrades on product design and processflows.

I left one Friday morning around 8 am without any plan or prior notice!

Biggest and boldest step I ever took in my entire life.

Today, I'm a partner in a small NBMFI!

I have peace!

Beosten:
If your tyre is deflated, and can't find a vulcanizer nearby, you can ride at a very slow speed. Buy by the time you locate a vulcanizer, the tube may have been damaged.

Oh. I see.
I intend starting a Delivery business next month. That's why I was so curious.
Thanks for the information.

Lies

Beosten:
A tube costs about 1k. You just bring it along. The company should even be the one to buy it.

I still don't understand what the tube would be used for?

Beosten:
I think the company is right on this one. I own a bike and there is no part of a motorcycle that I have no knowledge of.

A bike can't just breakdown; it would have been giving you signs about 5 days earlier. Even if it develops a fault during a crucial journey, an experienced rider should be able to get the bike to complete the journey except if there is total engine knock. And if a knock occurs, the rider must have ignored warning signs.

For a deflated tyre, you must move around always with a spare tube if it is not a tubeless wheel.

I can continue riding a bike whose clutch breaks during movement. If throttle lever breaks, I will continue the journey until I locate a mechanic.

Engine may stop working if water manages to get into a certain chamber. An experienced rider should know how to handle this. You must be very familiar with ignition problems as the bike may just stop working while on speed.

Ultimately, you should know every part of a motorcycle to the tiniest of parts within carburator chamber to oil seal rubber.

Spare tube?
How much are you paying the staff for all these requirements?

Hugged:
“As it is now today, we have about $20 million worth of cryptocurrency because we also created our own crypto wallet to recover cryptocurrency. We are now recovering the proceeds of crime.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.