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CrimeRe: Why Is This Young Man Smiling After His Arrest By NDLEA? (pic) by flexyrule(m): 9:45am On Jul 10, 2025
CandyOps:
If no be Federal, he will be out because the police is on their payroll
Na Federal sef easy pass.

That brother has got presidential connection.

One phone call!
CrimeRe: Why Is This Young Man Smiling After His Arrest By NDLEA? (pic) by flexyrule(m): 9:42am On Jul 10, 2025
Three things...

1. He knows that the arrest holds no water because he knows somebody that knows somebody that knows somebody.
2. He was probably set up.. That can be a "I'll Bleep you up" type of smile.
3. Been there.. Done that... No stress!
PoliticsRe: Adeleke Government Spends ₦32 Million Daily On School Feeding Programme by flexyrule(m): 9:17am On Jul 10, 2025
Can we get details of the vendors, details of supplies, the amount paid for the products they supplied, when the products were supplied, when payment was made, how payment was made and the account details used to receive payments?

32m daily is a lot of money that requires some form of tracking.

The FG has a spending portal like this... It should be replicated across the board - State and Local Government.

This will promote accountability and assist independent auditors in verifying the information presented to the public by the government.

This can be achieved by hosting a portal or website.

These are the simple things that Nigerians should be demanding from our government, not shouting AI AI AI...
PoliticsRe: Presidency Fires Back At Obi As Ohanaeze Demands Kanu’s Freedom by flexyrule(m): 8:30am On Jul 10, 2025
Justnation:
You will cry uncontrollably when PETER OBI enters Aso rock as the president come 2027
Buhari suffered several gaffes during his campaign and during his tenure as president.

He rarely granted interviews and delivered prerecorded speeches... And despite the unbearable hardship that Nigerians experienced during his first tenure, he was reelected.

Balablu's campaign followed the same pattern like Buhari.. "misyarning" or dodging questions during interviews and debates.. Yet, he won the elections.

Come 2027. He will be reelected.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in a large group." — George Carlin
PoliticsRe: Presidency Fires Back At Obi As Ohanaeze Demands Kanu’s Freedom by flexyrule(m): 8:21am On Jul 10, 2025
Tinubu will release MNK next year...

Campaign things..
PoliticsRe: The Light Is Back In Enugu - Chimamanda Says by flexyrule(m): 8:20am On Jul 10, 2025
King2305:
My twin bruh is one of the engineers handling some of this smart schools.

Smart Schools that aren't smart. It's a wasteful resource as I was told. Other than that, he is doing quite well as a governor. The last time I went to Enugu, from the Airport to my destination, I really saw some massive development going on.

Please tell him to dualize that ugwu ogo express road to Nsukka. That road is a kidnappers haven. My brothers car was sprayed and sprinkled with bullets some months back. Thank God he ran and escaped the evil men. Where I for get 30 mil ransom?
From your brother.
Thank God it was averted anyway!
HealthRe: It’s Not A Joke—the BBL Smell Is Real. And It's Horrible. by flexyrule(m): 12:49am On Jul 10, 2025
[quote author=Voiceofthestree post=136048030][/quote]The annoying part be say, those nyash just dey waste.

Their men dey fear dem die.

And the women are so bold and they sure know how to flaunt their assets.

Omoh. Forget, I saw nyash in Dakar. I can't wait to visit Dakar again. I can't wait.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: PSG Vs Real Madrid 4-0 – FIFA Club World Cup Semifinal by flexyrule(m): 12:23am On Jul 10, 2025
Natbrowny:
Someone bet on this. 3m to win 5.9m

PSG to win and both teams to score.

Madrid couldn't score. Football na scam.

A whole madrid couldn't score 1goal. Abi dem bets people dey use jazz. grin

3m gone
The moment he included the BTTS option, he cut his chances by 50%.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: PSG Vs Real Madrid 4-0 – FIFA Club World Cup Semifinal by flexyrule(m): 10:28pm On Jul 09, 2025
Iseoluwani:
my beloved chelsea will chop beating
grade 1. it is well ooo
Funny enough, Chelsea might triumph over PSG in the finals.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: PSG Vs Real Madrid 4-0 – FIFA Club World Cup Semifinal by flexyrule(m): 10:26pm On Jul 09, 2025
This PSG team have zero chills.

Let's see what Chelsea can do
PoliticsRe: Senator Natasha Akpoti Donates 700 Computers To Historic Okene School (Photos) by flexyrule(m): 7:17pm On Jul 09, 2025
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
This woman is indeed trying for her constituents.....I wonder what Akpabio the honourable nyash tapper has done for his constituents since he got into the Senate apart from listening to the beautiful sounds of women's waist angry
When it comes to performance, mentioning Natasha Akpoti and Sen. Godswill Obot Akpabio is synonymous with blasphemy!

Stop it!
HealthRe: It’s Not A Joke—the BBL Smell Is Real. And It's Horrible. by flexyrule(m): 5:51pm On Jul 09, 2025
Voiceofthestree:
[/quote]Maybe you fit help me educate the fellow below

I don tire to dey argue.

[quote author=Arostar2023 post=136043194]So you want us to believe that you went around Senegal and saw all their women? Na so some other Africans from some backwater countries will say of Lekki or Abuja babes.
HealthRe: It’s Not A Joke—the BBL Smell Is Real. And It's Horrible. by flexyrule(m): 3:00pm On Jul 09, 2025
Arostar2023:
Na so...na so we de believe in those days that all Indians are beautiful because of what we saw in movies. But today we know better...
Did you hear me say I saw Senegalese women in movies?
HealthRe: It’s Not A Joke—the BBL Smell Is Real. And It's Horrible. by flexyrule(m): 2:07pm On Jul 09, 2025
Visited Dakar last year...

Omoh. God truly blessed their ladies.

Just forget.

Beauty, shape, flat tummy, Manchester, Arsenal... Cosmetic surgeon go just die of hunger for that country.
PoliticsRe: You're Shameless, Your Aides Left Over Non-Payment - Lere To Ireti Kingibe by flexyrule(m): 12:18pm On Jul 09, 2025
You know somehow somehow... I missed the days of very dirty and bloody politics...

Those days when one single statement could get you missing.

This freedom of speech has got people running their mouths like tap water.

Cho Cho Cho Cho Cho

Way back, if you talk anyhow, you disappear or they find you inside gutter the next day.
FamilyRe: Paternity Fraud: “Make Another Man Pikin Run My Race” by flexyrule(m): 12:12pm On Jul 09, 2025
At the end, nobody leaves here alive.

Your race, his race, Las Las... Death takes us all away.

The earlier we learn this, the better.
CrimeRe: SS1 Student Buys Benz, Dad Says Return It — Friends Say No (Photos/Video) by flexyrule(m): 11:33am On Jul 09, 2025
You see this fellow smiling sheepishly like one former governor of Detal state...?


Avoid these types of people at all costs.

PoliticsRe: Senator Natasha To Resume At Senate On Tuesday After Court Lifts Suspension by flexyrule(m): 10:56am On Jul 09, 2025
Ometere1978:
the apology is to the court and not the Senate or akpabio.
The same applies to the #5m, she understand the judgement better and she will do the needful
I thought you'd escort her to the National Assembly yesterday.

E be like say you never get problem with "GOVERNMENT" before.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Says U.S. Will Send More Weapons To Ukraine, After Halting Some Shipments by flexyrule(m): 6:31pm On Jul 08, 2025
Confused fellow.

After ridiculing and emasculating their President.
CelebritiesRe: Peller seeks Cameraman with Masters degree, offers N500k salary (vid) by flexyrule(m): 6:25pm On Jul 08, 2025
He is just trying to ridicule educated people.

That's all!
PropertiesRe: Promiseland Estate Flags Off Metrocity Housing Project In Idu by flexyrule(m): 11:07am On Jul 08, 2025
More billboards with my Oga's picture are about to be hoisted on the streets and highways of Abuja.
PoliticsRe: BRICS Summit: Tinubu Urges Reforms, More Inclusion For Africa by flexyrule(m):
Tinubu go use the word "reforms" wound Nigerians finish.

Everytime baba use the word reforms, just know say another hardship dey come.

Mesnwhile, Trump don dey bark already.

PoliticsRe: Kaduna Govt To Refund Buyers Of Institutional Properties Sold By El-rufai by flexyrule(m): 5:47pm On Jul 07, 2025
Bank statement and BVN for what?


To trace if the monies were rerouted?
EducationRe: US Schools Turn To Handwritten Exams As AI Cheating Surges by flexyrule(m): 5:45pm On Jul 07, 2025
Shey una say AI is going to take over all jobs.

You guys also forgot that over-reliance on machines will also result in brain drain

Keep hyping machines that we created. That's actually another indication of brain drain def.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Police React To Video Of A Woman Giving Her Baby Alcohol Every Night by flexyrule(m): 5:43pm On Jul 07, 2025
This might even be a popular practice in some parts of the country, especially riverine areas, but the inability to resist social media clout has landed her in wahalur.
CelebritiesRe: Cuppy Otedola: I’m Not Dating, But I’m Talking To People — May The Best Man Win by flexyrule(m): 5:21pm On Jul 07, 2025
Dalohad:
Stop underestimating marriage. In the next 10 years or so, she will 40 or thereabout, and he choices will be remarkably slim.

She is a woman and has a ticking biological clock. She was brought up in a two-parent household and should also build such a home.

In the next 20 years, her peers will have their children becoming Lawyers, Scientists and Doctors. If she is still single then, the regrets of being too choosy for a husband would be there.

I tell these Gen-Z ladies, once you get to your Final year, and suitors are coming for you, pick one and settle down.

On your graduation day, men will also come asking your number, don't be saucy, pick one and settle down.

The time always tick for women. There is nothing to explore outside. Settle down while you are young.
Some of these people don't reason this way anymore.

May God bless Florence and grant her heart's desires.
FamilyRe: Nigerian Woman Gift Her Husband 2m For Supporting Her Business Years Back by flexyrule(m): 1:07pm On Jul 07, 2025
Samantha125:
And she decided to post it online so that the whole world can know that she gave him money... grin grin grin

So nowadays people live for social media...🤦🤦🤦
As in ehn..

I don't know if I will ever get used to this type of life that humans have adopted as normal.

God!
CelebritiesRe: Cuppy Otedola: I’m Not Dating, But I’m Talking To People — May The Best Man Win by flexyrule(m): 12:46pm On Jul 07, 2025
columbus007:
This babe the reason for her being still relevant it's because of her dad, she is growing old, just get yourself a husband.
I remember Cuppy far back as 2014 when she DJ-ed for the MTV Africa Music Awards.

Recently, she did a masters in Oxford.

Started the Cuppy foundation which focuses on education and social equity. During the opening of the foundation, she raised over N5 billion to support the "Save the Children" initiative in Nigeria.

She also worked with Dangote Foundation and Global Citizen.

She campaigned for the UK Labour Party and moderated the opening session of the UN General Assembly.


Yeah, her pop has money, but she hustles too, and it is diabolical and evil to underestimate anyone's hustle and achievements.

Marriage?? Oh please, cut her some slack.
PoliticsRe: Benue Youths Spotted Mounting ADC Billboard (video) by flexyrule(m):
Not a fan of Tinubu, but I got to be honest... This ADC doesn't look like a formidable force to drive Tinubu out of Aso Rock. It's just a conglomeration of old-takers and disgruntled former associates of the APC who are being sidelined in the owambe.

You will need an "ENDSARS + EL-ZAKKY + JUSTICE FOR MOHBAD" type of movement to take out PA Tinubu.

Get a candidate with a wonderful manifesto, some who is appealing to the four regions, find a few experienced hands to focus on the grassroots where social media cannot get you votes, combine these with the massive participation of fearless PVC-certified youths through the aforementioned types of cult-like followers, then maybe...

Not forgetting, the online efforts must be translated into real-life work. Not just Cho Cho Cho online, people must be ready to come out and do the work physically...

The three most potent tools that PA Tinubu and the APC might want to use to scatter everywhere will be religion, ethnicity and money. Once the force can have these three variables under check, then there's some hope.

Oh.. I almost forgot... Those die-hard voters from the north who can climb onto a trailer from Lagos to Borno to vote... Underestimate them at your peril. You'll need them so badly. Now that all the governors have crossed carpet to APC, grassroots politics becomes tougher cuz with one or two nickels, they'll easily have all these types of fellows in their pockets


The truth is that, e go hard to unseat Tinubu.. But nothing is impossible!

Meanwhile, as you dey hustle to make Nigeria better, dey hustle visa too.. Just in case!
CrimeRe: Police Warn Against 7/7 Gang Celebration, Urge Parents To Caution Their Wards by flexyrule(m): 9:29pm On Jul 06, 2025
Nemesis0147:
bad guy😂😂😂😂


34 more characters needed
Omor seun whoever came up with this 40 characters no mean you well
Seun should have adjusted the character requirement to 47 for him.
CrimeRe: Police Warn Against 7/7 Gang Celebration, Urge Parents To Caution Their Wards by flexyrule(m): 9:23pm On Jul 06, 2025
Shawarmagirl:
Aye Axemen! Egede 7/7
Trust me nothing Dey inside cult. I know how many men kpai during my reign and how many went down during initiation and buried till today their parents no see them.

I finally gave my life to Christ knowing that Christ in me, the hope of Glory.

ADVICE: Shun cultism, its a short way to destruction and untimely death.
Actually, "men" no dey "kpai"

It's a good thing that you found Christ though!
PoliticsRe: Senator Natasha To Resume At Senate On Tuesday After Court Lifts Suspension by flexyrule(m): 6:08pm On Jul 06, 2025
Ometere1978:
Hahahaha,underate her at yur own peril
U only read about her on social media,u don't know anything about Natasha.
If u doubt me ask FGYB
If the apology is not published as advised, dem go bounce her and nothing go sub!..

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