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dominique:
Trophyless this trophyless that yet almost all the players are rushing to play for Arsenal during this window. This same Rodrygo is being pursued by Bayern and PSG but Baba say na Arsenal.

Tottenham has been toasting Eberechi Eze since last year even gave his family VIP seats when his club played Tottenham last season but the moment Arsenal coughed towards his direction, oga day him no do again, he's on his way to Arsenal.

Liverpool was among the teams wanted to sign Zubimendi last summer transfer window, he said he can't leave Spain. Arsenal came calling, he already arrived in London and completed all his medicals.

Gyokeres fought with his club management, dumped his girlfriend on top Arsenal matter.

Trophy or no trophy, Arsenal no be their papa mate

Crowd - Kill the witch!

Witch - Wait!

I can make Arsenal win the EPL.

Crowd - That's IMPOSSIBLE. Kill the witch!

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DeOTR:
Note 9 is still a rickety phone. Remind me the launch year again?

Okay sir.

No further comment.

The additional text in this message was typed to meet Nairaland's character requirement.

columbus007:
but is the phone worth his life? If its not that that suffice for him not to cease it.

I was responding to this "That rickety looking phone"

Not the other part of your post.

columbus007:
That rickety looking phone, haba mana, so you couldn't wait for him to fix it and then you now took his life

That's a Samsung Galaxy Note 9.

It's a high-end Samsung flagship device. The screen alone should cost up N150,000 as of today.

God forgive me for laughing...


Not funny...


I thought they use to put recruits inside gutter and flog them as a way of eliminating civilian mentality from their head.

Didn't baba learn how to swim in gutter when he joined the army?

All I can say is... It's too early to be stupid.

If one person never kpai for this AI hand, una no go learn..

They owe you $11m for electricity, yet they have steady power in two two countries.

What is really the color of Nigeria's problems sef?

What's new here?

Funny enough, Na these kind marriages dey last sef.

Now wey him don carry am come social media... Problem go start...

GloriousGbola:
It is really very simple. Most corpo in Nigeria do not really enforce security policies. All you need to do is boot up a pc using linux and you can add software that will run automatically on boot. You can also copy password tokens, outlook folders, and info from the system. It may even be possible to copy browser profile folders and steal Info from them.

He he he he he he he he he he he he he he

Really very simple indeed!

Osanoghodua1:
He messed up himself. You can't even enter the string room, it's bulletproof from all sides. You can only use a dynamite to bomb it. And you need to bomb it more than once. No money anywhere except the strong room. I use to stay in the strong room to sort of files, they would lock me inside, money everywhere. At a time they will just close it and allow air to enter due to the odour of cash. Camera everywhere.

You must be an OG.

They don't have strong rooms again, we now have vaults.

And ONLY cash and maybe cash registers are kept in the vault.

Lighting is usually sourced from the outside. No wire or any other form of electricity is installed inside the vault.

Host78:
I think he came for cash not digital money.

He probably thought money will be left in places where he could access

Now this is even worse.

The bank should be the last place anyone would expect cash to be kept carelessly.

Even coins are kept in the vault.

Anyway, like some one said.. The guy is C known meth addict. That's a better explanation.

I doubt if he is mentally okay!

How many times are we gonna be having this conversation?

Clown!

Na him type go dey scream school Na scam for social media.

Its easier to hack the system remotely, than this mission impossible - Ghost protocol that he tried executing.

Let's say you have an insider (bank staff) who gave you his computer password and the logins of whatever interbank platform that FCMB is using.. How does he intend to get the computer password, application logins, and then bypass the token authentication of the supervisor to authenticate the initiated transaction?

Which bank will leave their branch interbank platform open overnight sef?

Spiderman, you're going to jail!

Ballmer:
But okonkwo can leava with insult from your likes because he is from your tribe but Hundeyim can not leave.

Isn't it too early to get ODed on Tramdol?

Oh. I forgot, it's almost 1pm back home.

Lol.

If I were you, I'd focus this energy on finding solution to my problems.

You can't be on exile and be calling shots.

First find a way to negotiate for clemency, return home and start a small business for yourself..

Enjoy your life with family and friends, and live a normal life.

Too much ignoarnace on just 3 pages of a webpage.

Nigerians, please travel out of Nigeria.

If you can't afford to go far, just try Senegal, Cape Verde, SA, or even Kenya... Just travel.


This type of gist should have ended in 2000.

I'm sure back home, you people are still arguing whether women should or should not wear trousers in 2025.

Life your life and leave other people to do what pleads them, no be your body dem pierce, no be your skin them ink.

Simple!

Before you drop a dime on a used car this year, ask yourself one question: can it go 100,000 miles without draining your wallet? Based on five years of repair and performance data, here are the most reliable used-car brands in 2025. Let the numbers guide you.

Thought they were done with this soap opera..

Is this another season?

They were designed for people to use and for them to make money. Stop fooling yourself. All cars are good

Most people commenting on this topic don't understand the meaning and implications of a "fake admission".

Someone said he should apply for scholarship in US and Canada, another said he should forget NYSC and apply for a exemption.


Are these ones in a position to advise the young man?

Hell No!

galantjoe:
Nysc is not compulsory
Let him collect his degree certificate and get job

They say someone's admission is fake, you're talking about collecting degree.

Which degree?

Is the "Ophaned" tag necessary?

It's a two way thing, if the admission was fake and he is genuinely unaware (he didn't solicit for any assistance while trying to secure admission), he should get a good lawyer and sue the University for the 4 years that they made him waste.


If he did "runs" to gain admission, well... It is what is it. You can't blame the board.

My friend will say "you can do everything right and still get it wrong, while someone else will do everything wrong, and get it right.

I have done a good number of the vices being mentioned on this thread, although on an experimental level, didn't get addicted to any... But I'd say, I have a wonderful life going on.

There is no blueprint for success....

I take calculated risk and put my feet where every other person is scared to.

You can live a perfect life and one bad business will ruin everything that you have ever worked for, you can also take one move that will change your life for good.

It's all a gamble!

I know plenty of wealthy men that belong to secret cults, they do drugs, chase women, masturbate and gamble.. And they're still rich..

I'm not encouraging anyone though.. Like I said.. No blueprint.

Nice one brother.

Humanity first.

May God continue to bless you.

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meobizy:
Social media is changing the consumption habits of people. Why be there physically if I can get a convenient experience in my living room? Blame the pandemic for making humans smarter on deciding what to spend money on.

Social media and pandemic.

You are very wrong.

Weather, game schedule, and other competitions taking place in the US.

HydraFeeds:
You're right, imagine sitting at the back seat that the players will appear like ants to you but could only have a better view on big screen ?

Why don't you watch it in the comfort of your home or with friends in a bar where you will have better experience with less cost ?

You obviously haven't been to a live game before...

Lol

It's usually a carnival with parties and after-parties.

plessis:
What job will be left for you after a von-neumann replicating machine is finally built?

Funny how citizens of a country that can't boast of steady power, an uninterrupted network and are still using ink on paper to cast votes are bothered about AI.

AI this, AI that... Ya'll just trying to feel among by talking about global trends whereas in reality, we still working with systems of the 80's.

AI taking anyone's job should the the last thing any African should be worried about.

At least for now... Maybe in 40 years!

SmartPolician:
AI will take all the jobs. In fact, no job is safe anymore....unless sportsmen.

I think the conversation we should be having now is what we would be the purpose of living when AI is doing everything.

AI will take all the jobs, just like the ATM did.

Yen Yen Yen...


Story!

OriOko88:
All these useless twitter engagements. Very fake. Which yahoo boy wan send such money in this economy. Before boys pick $100 dem go suffer for oyinbo hand these days.

Facebook and Instagram dey block guys acct like madt. Almost all update don cast rn.

Na soap boys dey bath now. And that one na mini ritual

Even soap sef no dey work.

Na extremely smart boys dey see money for street now.

Weeding indeed...

Internet has made every Tom, Dick and Harry either an influencer, a celebrity, or a #ubject Matter Expert on issues they know absolutely nothing about.