₦airaland Forum

doveda:
I am not

*sighs

ur husband go try gaan.. he has to be d patient type else..

make dem go sit down somewhere joor.

they want to give bubu another bad name..

osemoses1234:
And she no fine rara

you sure?

look again abeg... our very own Rihanna

repogirl:
Black beauty, I love her gown.

I want him to marry her..

what do you think?

doveda:
I am not whyning. Val's day is on the 14th not 7th.

What is a real doveda?

abeg leave me na.. you can see m.confused already..

ok agege girls worwor.. happy now?

doveda:
Are you sure?

I thought you meant otherwise

see whyning o... vals day for that matter

na real Doveda you be.

360ng:
Absolutely nothing.. God help me..

we'll look into ur matter

you need JESUS

doveda:
I am good

What is an Agege look?

lol.. you ehnn

it's a kind of classy, pretty look... agege residents would understand better

doesn't mean other areas dnt av pretty girls too..

doveda:
Really?

yeah

Klever J can testify to that.. m sure you've heard is 'cunny cunny love'

ow's you?

omo.. Aunty Toyin ti wa yari bayi o

ise ashewo ti take over

Bbsharon:
Awo Boys will not kill me o...
I was reading at Awo cafe(a male hostel cafeteria in Obafemi Awolowo University) last night when one funny looking dude walked in. There is this air of naughtiness around him,he took his seat directly facing me as I pretended not to notice him. Then he brought out a coca-cola bottle drink and stared sipping, I wondered why he was sipping it as coffee. I decided to mind my business and face my book until he brought out a big headset and switched on the music that I could audibly hear every lyrics and beats.I decided to ignore at first untill I could not take it anymore and told him to please tune it down a bit. Well he did to my surprise but after about 10minutes increased it again infact louder than before. I just stared at him, shaked my head and started packing my things. Suddenly this guy stood up, looked up, shaked his head vigorously and sat down and continued sipping. Immediately I packed my things and changed seat , I noticed some guys at his back laughing out of control so out of curosity I approached them and ask what was wrong with the guy. I got this reply.
"Babe you see that bottle in his hand is nothing like coke o, he must have mixed several concotions and alcohol just to stay awake to read"

I burst into laughter. Silly guy, only God knows what he was up to during the day that he could not read and probabaly he has test tomorrow and want to do night reading by force by fire.

Typical of an Awo guy tho, same awo hall I went to last semseter block 7 to be precise where one guy was complaining of how his beans got stolen from his pot.


Just sharing my experience na, all this bad belle people saying is not funny. If that was my intention I would have put it in joke section.

na boy you find go jare...

why always boys hostel

#justsaying at least you're normal (no lesb. stuffs)

SamJed:
After Babangida's reign....
Abacha's reign... Abacha died
Obasanjo's reign... Stella, his wife died
Yaradua's reign... Yaradua died
GEJ's reign... PEJ was sometime reported sick but 'miraculously' escaped the 'jinx'
Buhari's reign... for the first time in years, a Nigerian president is going on a vacation...somehow we know it is health related...so you better start praying for him if not it may go the 'old' way

are you God..

do you know what will happen to you in d next 1 hour?

stop ranting and do better things with ur life bfor ur time comes

cheers

PushMusic:
We have about 3 Billion is a cup full.

A drop is enough to populate Lagos.

I concur..

more than enof sef.

Eeyah.. so sweet

buh d agege look still dey... pretty area,. pretty girls

is his name.'PURITY'?

btw what of the poor man's wife... una don cut am commot abi?

MsGlobalwonder:
lmaooo.. 85% why not 100%. You people just throw around phantom statistics. Shame!!!

at least you got d intent..

one has to exaggerate attimes to spite people..

m just keeping it real & fun

tochimas:
Have you heard of diplomacy, sweetie, he should lie if that will promote and favor NIgeria. Diplomats lie only the time,in fact most of he time, they tell you one thing while they are doing another. Come home and deal with your problems. That's why I still like obasanjo, he gave it back to that Musician that sang Nigerian jagajaga. I'm sure he will never berate us in foreign land no matter how bad it is a home and abroad.

I get ur point..

he's probably too blunt... more of a soldier than a politician

Kalvan:
Pulling stats out your butt?! Low.IQ, jealous cretin. Here in the US, Nigerians are breaking records and making money. Keep on hating, maybe it'll turn to food. Starving prick.

na real smack down be this o.. dude gat no chill atal

I'll talk to.bubu... Nigerians are good people

Shollyps:
because he is a loving father


but can also be radical at times

Hmmmn..

loving and radical at d same time... interesting

ezimo777:
Please let me know ooo

you can get foodstuffs to prepare her fav. meal

or you buy cake... then d remaining change for Latex.. you know now

Enjoy!

Shollyps:
...tell them how God will roast them in hell if they don't believe

you mean.. like SUYA roast?



but why?

dragonking2:
First of all, you are a tribal bigot...I am not Igbo...you think it is everybody that is against the dullard that is Igbo? To the topic, he said Nigerians, meaning you and I...So since you support his comment, then you are nothing but a criminal.

how do you know for sure..

from madia reports or you were there live or you watched d clip... which one

tho. m not saying what he did was 100% right... buh that doesn't make it entirely false either

dragonking2:
Your master has tagged you a criminal in the international eye and you said he is saying the truth, so how come you now claim not to be a criminal?

dnt misquote d man o..

he said most... not.all

isn't he also a Nigerian... or did he call himself a criminal too?

you IPOB guys won't turn this country upside down o... evry little thing una go sha expand

too bad

dragonking2:
Are you a criminal? Simply answer with a Yes or No.

hmmn.. well m not, and I don't plan to be

doesn't mean you can't be.. are you?

shey na.saddist, lonely and sober (f) souls wey full NL person wan date?

anywaiz I have one I like so much... buh she z married

I dnt go near married women... no matter how tempting d situation is

*sobs

@OP you don't wanna hear it... really

ezimo777:
How Can One Make the Valentine Splendid For His Girl With N1500

really? just #1500

better not bother ur head cos m sure her real Gs' will spend so much on her

buh if you insist.. there are so many things to do

I guess 4 - 6 yrs.

buh what if she says NO... does she feel d same way abt you?

better not assume

Emodeee:
Just to meet you and you say we won't have sex? Who does dat? All these ladies can be mean.


Guys, share your experience.

omo ur case no be oju lasan.o..

as puNaa full enugu reach.. you no see any fvck abi?

.

what's massive there now?


mtcheeeew

Vyolet:
Men have no reason for cheating, they just cheat anyway.
If a woman is beautiful physically, knows how to cook, has a reserved character, turns 360degrees in bed during sex, a home keeper, submissive, working class and she bears male and female kids, a man will still cheat on her, Unless the man is disciplined.
It is therefore safe to say, there is no such thing as wife material as defined by men.
A man would claim to love slim ladies,he ends up marrying one, after sometime, he goes out to cheat on her with chubby ladies, this is same for men that Married chubby ladies because they prefer them, this doesn't stop them from going after skinny girls later.
Women should still look good after childbirth, she listens to this advice and try her best, rigorous exercise, starvation, slimming tea become her regular routine, after all this, the man will still cheat on her.
Mcttchew, tired of ranting.

eeyah pele.. I can see you've entered one chance

lmao

Ehitunez:
sickness

eeyah... so sorry

life is vanity.. RIP to d departed