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Aunty Linda why na... se fe wo monopause ki e to marry ni?

this aunty sef

SmartChoices:
You will soon end up in the belly of the lion you are grooming....

Lies..

even if he ends up in d lions.den... we'll make him Daniel

the lion can't eat him cos he's righteous and not a lover of corruption

YourMain:

wat?

just thank God you garrit... others are desperate for it

nwokem... whatever that means lol

goodfornothing:
Hello, all girls and ladies of Nairaland, the busybodies and front page bookers. This might be the opportunity you're a waiting for. You can stop posing half-n.ude in your dps in your attempt to lure men into sin and apply for a wife position now. Having the Mrs title should be every normal lady's dream, moreover, I'm a made nigga with money and property. Not to mention I'm very good in bed too.
Can someone help me tag all the single girls on Nairaland please, before I change my mind?

what are ur requirements na... fresh or experienced.. which one

cos I get friends wey I wan submit application for..

@OP.sha pity am.. if atal this is true

na person pikin... possibly someone's fiance or wife sef..

rora pakurumo joor..

@OP do you know who Bae is..

do you even have a bae?

doveda:
You don answer your own question

nawa o..

tho. Ion think I like you that much (or mayb it's ur attitude)

I can't deny d fact that you're bold.. most likely a beauty queen

so you made my list.

@OP please be careful about these experiments o..

di*ck is way too fragile to get injured else one will be rendered useless for life..

@OP this is not right...

tho yourmain is on point ... dunno about others

doveda:
I am daretodiffer

are you for real?..

no wonder you dey carry person matter for head use hand hold ur own d other day..

dem use am do you abi wetin... I wan know

story story o.... S T O R R Y

hmmmn... all these light-skinned people sef

repogirl fine pass dem sha... followed by B I think

doveda:
This is unusual

what's unusual?... you've not seen lovers fight bfor ni

add ursef joor... I nominate you as no..3

not d best ai've seen.... just dere

yourmain

Daretodiffer

who else o..
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NiGeRianTr0ll:
I shudder to think of the Consequences of a Dullard giving orders to a "clueless"

we can only send him to observe local elections or projects..

I mean... I wouldn't trust a thief with money.. such assignment is bound to fail

na still INEFFECTUAL things

urhhh... m so happy for Aunty Linda o..

HML in advance... e ma bi ibeta, iberin, ibefa etc. etc.

if you like make you open ur mouth make she dey fart inside... na you sabi

girl wey go dump you won't think twice... awon oliver twist.. jumping from one guy to another

oju yin a ja..

Emekamex:
Meanwhile in Dalori...

you should be worried.. really

these BH guys might actually extend their activities to ur region... if care.is not taken

I remember d way ur folks.. market women etc. protested against d transfer of BH suspects to d East

you dnt need to be pleased or glad about a misfortune to prove ur point.

Epukaa:
Jude Ndukwe is a political analyst who lives and works in Abuja, Nigeria. He tweets from@stjudendukwe ...
Father Mbaka endorses current Deputy President Ike Ekweremadu before the 2015 elections in Enugu below...


As a Catholic, my own over this issue is to pray:
1. Our Father, who art in heaven....
2. Hail Mary, full of grace,.....
3. Glory be to the Father, the Son and the Holy spirit.

lemme guess.. Mary, Father and co. will come down and develop ur country for you.. m I right?

go and read about men that built America & d world... they weren't religious fanatics or tribalists like ursef..

'tribalist' because you never asked... "why transfer him now"

TippyTop:
Buhari lost 3 elections in the past and went to court 3 times to contest the results of those 3 elections.

Jonathan contested 2 elections, won 1 and lost 1 and then went back to his people.

If Buhari had lost last election, we would all have been at war now, I mean the coward Tinubu saw war looming hence he ran to Buhari.

The South needs to stand up to the north, we're only postponing the evil day, things can't continue as they are now.


#implementconfabreport#

tho. you ended well... buh ur starting was poor. hence I won't insult you

lemme clarify somethings for you... yorubas are d second larget ethnic group in Nigeria, hence won't tolerate a 'minority backed by d third largest tribe' to treat them like trash..

d same yorubas voted massively for GEJ in 2011.. where were you then?

yorubas don't protect or embrace 'stealing & corruption' like you guys do... doesn't mean we dnt av bad eggs too

and lastly... a sane person wouldn't blame yorubas for not supporting a South + North (GEJ + Sambo) presidential campaign... it's left to d South and North to figure out what went wrong..

hope you're enlightened now... m sure you are

so behave like one henceforth... cheers

INEFFECTUAL BU****N

see d.OP monicker sef... IPOB

you go just give ursef heart attack... tribalists

three important things money can't buy

1) Life

2) Happiness

3) Love

buh money is still essential... wat d yorubas call 'kosemani' else people will ridicule you

our beautiful, amiable, literate first lady.. God bless you plenty plenty

when I go see Aisha rice chop na.. like some wailers claim

asEdeyHOT:
PMB Welcome to Yorubaland, the greatest region in Nigeria

A place where people do not wish you evil

A region that welcomes all other Nigerians and gives them opportunities to improve their lives.

A region that does not tolerate corruption nor celebrate corrupt people

God Bless Ogun

God bless Yorubaland

God bless Buhari

God Bless Nigeria

May God console IPOB wailers

the only region declared safe & terror-free overseas... U.K, U.S, China etc. etc.

God bless Yorubaland

God bless Nigeria

ggrin:
don't tell me ur a loyal somebori o , and we men need to look good and be replenished all the times cos of the work we do too , riding for an entire life nob beans o

abi na...


bfor pesin wife go start dey open thread for NL... 'he sleeps a lot'.. 'he is not hitting me well'... 'he keeps saying he's tired, pls HELP' etc. etc. all those silly threads we see

as a guy man na... me sef go sabi take care of myself

we guys no too get wahala lile dat

ggrin:
maintenance ke? Na car?

yels nw.. an individual I'd be riding/driving for life

buh serzly.. women need to look good & be replenished at all times cos. of d work they do

I no envy dem atal..

MonPro:
You can't lead a multi-ethnic country with divergent interests into dictatorship and expect it to succeed. You will fail. If a fulani will not bow to an Igbo, Ijaw or Efik dictator why should an Igbo or Ijaw bow to a fulani dictator?
Leaders of Multi-ethnic and multi-religious countries are the easiest to start ab uprising against.

North korea is a single ethnic country, they even share the same placenta and culture with south korea brothers, they only differ in political views. If north korea was multi-eth.nic like us, the Kim family would first have to kill everyone from a different tribe or religion.

hmmmn.. valid points tho.

d Britons made that mistake by bringing us all together.. tho. I still feel they have good reasons for doing that

just that tribalism has eaten deep... look at those 'GEJ till 2019' crew... now 'Biafraa or nothing'.. it is synonymous with the Fayose-Aluko case

I hope they find a way out.. cos peace is what I want.. no more killings plss

MonPro:
But you were also loving them up when you were collecting weapons from them to kill millions of Biafrans.You forgot racism when Buhari was begging Obama and Britain to lend you western PR consultants who specialize in influencing public opinion so you can win your election.

Now you've won, you suddenly remembered they are racist and anti-African because they called you out on killing unarmed protesters whom you have political differences? 'Super' thinking from a typical African!

Ok.. tho. I didn't get your points fully

buh you should know Nigeria doesn't produce weapons.. moreover we pay for them.. so that's out of it

secondly, d west wanted to us to legalize same sex marriage which I applaud GEJ for kicking against... tho. it's inevitable with SA as d pioneer nation in Africa

d real point is... whites still practice colonialism (now modern) on us.. which is not meant to be

look at North Korea etc., where dictatorship is still in existence... but because they have nukes, d whites cnt mess with them

ggrin:












Omo jaiye jaiye sha ma do iyawo e lo, do pa shogbo

lol.. buh na me get am na... ti ma ti sanwo ori e

I will be nice sha.. plus serious maintenance