Asaba is more expensive to live in than Lagos now;

Milky skin....

They lag behind.... my love for twitter now is top notch "

While the yahoo men pay their way out

Imagine.. the life support runs out, cus time runs faster when you're in deepshits" like this

U mean Porn Actress ....

Cus everybody just dey add actress for their name these days......

Third kill u der....

Frank688915:
That's how obi will be arrested after court case for treason because i don't understand how person wey came third will be fighting dirty for first position.

Calculate 500b for 8yrs every month

Fall ur hand, cus na u open church for am....

Of all countries them choose cyprus... why not Ivory Coast... wey dem for fit work...


After a year , na now der eye open..

OloYeOfEgbE:
Those dancing security men...You fall my hand for their matter

Commendable

Business as usual

We have a bore hole, but the water is dirty...

So dirty you can't even wash clothes with it...

I stay in lekki

Nemesis0147:
how?
How much does it cost to dig a borehole again?

We buy water 15k a week

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She off gass to pick Beans

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Relationship wahala

He was obviously in a hurry ...
I'm sure he didn't plan this trip.. Tinubu sef go shock to see am again.. After 3days🤣🤣🤣

Bro I know how too... I've been since I was 17..

My first girl was 28 then....


I don hang boat, them no dey carry woman for head....

Fryx:


You don’t need to. Just get to know their level of sincerity and place them on scale. That way, you know exactly how to deal with them.

How do you understand, people, who don't understand themselves...

Obi Obi Obi

Experience makes a man wiser.....
Anytime a man becomes over protective, he is suspecting something.....
Which eventually ends up being true 60% of the time...

Cus SAMPSONs go collect 20% for their mumufication....

For manual sef... this is wickedness

Looking for accolades

Never trust anything that Breathe....
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Naw Naw court don sentence am... but some politicians case still dey court, even after their ternor ...

Women are .... god sent and can lead to early death... if you trust too much

You no well ... you still get time to sit out and buy gifts...

True talk

Forgery it and go to their office else... nothing works online in Nigeria except bank App...

Y not extend that university of transportation to the 36 states... yeye man ...

As if dem know anything about transportation