Marriage is now show offs ohhh , after a week everybody don tire dey find divorce ....
That's why if I eventually decide to get married...

The cost will be divided into 2 between us...
Just incase some decides to leave....

To cut hair hair na 1k... and na the kind place wey we dey bard for naja 200 ooo...

And as a guy with no job.... u gas cut hair twice a month...

Not to talk of feeding

Correct.... na talk u talk sooo hunty😁

After the congratulations bahh...

Majestickris7thaccomplishment@gmail.com
Pls i need invite

For assurance sake marry her first...
Even that sef... no sure

What about the ones that can't , take care of themselves .. but can take care of you..

Then after killing the dog.. you break up with him abi

She's not into you oga...

Na your friend she like....

Had it been she shake you naw , the next thing na her number u go ask....

No reason am sha..
Shit happens

Oga take the phone to where you got it....

As if you don't know how 9ja works .... you paid online😁😁😁

I laugh you in Spanish.....

Anything school documents ,in Nigeria you need to be physically present except Its a private school...

Abi u no want make Non Academic staffs chop

Respect is Reciprocal

Reasoning backwards...

Read to understand before you jump into conclusio....

Throwback:
Ticket hunter fighting party founders.

Anyway, he can follow his own man to another party. That is the way of a political prostitute.

So Labour Party just wasted their Presidential ticket on an illegitimate candidate just like that.

What a waste.

Hmmm..

Like you're still dating this girl

After this testimony u get mind dey call that God sent woman a witch....

For not appreciating God's work.. it will surely happen..

Sad..

He has MONEY

It's called The Carbonaro Effect!!!

Whereby what you love doesn't seem to love you , but what u don't does...

He's not asking now doesn't mean he's not masturbating with ur picture....

He's scared he doesn't want to lose you yet...
No worry .. he go chop you soon....

How sure are you

Hope you're big UPSTAIRS TOO..

PussyGalore:
My ass is already big so I have nothing to worry about

Constant SPANKING....
Dm ur n* to know how....

No bro.... she called you to help her , she respected u.... if you knw u wouldn't.. you should have told her...

U know how much PANTS be now for market

kyber:


I thought you guys would all me an alpha male

Why are you worried ?? What where you expecting... where you expecting her to be happy? Moreover the pants are clean, she was even honest enough to tell you she'll be back tomorrow due to the trust she has for u......

You f**d up..
Don't bother that lady again... u no get sense.

Imagine ...

Yet some people are banking on the US to help us..

If there's no UKRAINE there will be no NUCLEAR PLANT..

So make them Finish UKRAINE leave una NUCLEAR PLANT BAHH...

Has any one given birth yet
Maybe na Baby power bank them wan born , since all of dem dey get Belle up and dawn

Who buy you drink...

I'm sure it's not WE Obedients...

While there kids drive expensive cars in Europe and Co...
Jealousy...

If say na yellow I for buy am

No wonder he's not being posting about OBi for like two days now

Hunger na bad thing

And na Fine boy oohh...
Chai...
Twitter n NLand r the only social media I'm on...

This shouldn't be a state affairs alone....

NICE one MR Governor..
Edo leads FG should as a matter of urgencyFOLLOW..
in other to crop out Unemployment....

Or make NYSC placements.. permanent....