9. when teacher has forgotten about the assignment and someone reminds the teacher

8. dad got what he asked for

7. when someone is telling a lie and you know the person is

6.when you buy roasted corn and all your friends are rushing you

5.nigerians what is this again

4. when you sub 1gb and you just check instagram small you check balance and remains 50mb

3. God knows best

2. sleeping mode deactivated

1. when the teacher is asking the whole class a question and you pretend as if you are thinking about it but deep down inside of you, you are just pretending.

it was occurrence it happened in a post utme with 25 min I wasted my time I eventually spelt it wrong it costed me 4marks mehn it pained me o

nekkygracie:
That moment when you're deeply asleep at the middle of the night and your phone rings and you pick it up, the caller asks 'are you asleep, did i wake u up?...nope! u tell the caller you you're at the middle of a meeting in his villa.

my reply to him will be
I will find you when I find you
I will kill you

haymekus:



First and foremost he does not have any inferiority complex nor the mentality of bilbao or sevilla, but valverde the manager does


With the caliber of players we have now, we ought to be force to reckon with in Europe , but we have a dead brain coach who always choose to defend a slim lead even against a mediocre team

If we will end up winning something big this season, valverde style of play and mind set has to change drastically

can you set up the ideal team and formation this season that will give us treble
you guys do as if you know more than the coach
am not supporting that cunt(valverde)
he made us lose champe and unbeaten run
but let him do his job

Newboss:
You are a graduate and your sense can't tell you that standing will make it impossible for some persons to catch the action live. When we sit, everyone is at the same level

Abi you see projector screen for there?

well I don't have Google on my phone so I cant search it
you can help me
no offense

SalamRushdie:


I hope you know wasn't talking of that small generator he was carrying .

lol

adventure

Ayomax:
am I the only person that finds this picture offensive, Why sit on the floor like a baby?

they are graduate and still decided to sit on the floor because of someone
this is Nigeria �

08109624675

SalamRushdie:
Was looking for the power transmission train but didn't see it , I guess he used a chain and sprocket to transfer that power from the small petrol engine to one of the rear wheels

wow

SalamRushdie:
Was looking for the power transmission train but didn't see it , I guess he used a chain and sprocket to transfer that power from the small petrol engine to one of the rear wheels

wow