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Oahray: lol... *takes phone from her hand and aborts the call*
I'm not in a hurry, hon. Buh we have to practise, don't you think?

alright, anytin 4 u babe....I feel like having a massage on the miami beach shall we?

Tovot: hehehe oahary wants to lure florence with ordinary googled bed and aircraft

*yimu*
Wat ave u got maam

Oahray: hmmmnph!

Florena sweet, here's for you. Your very own private jet. Let's go anywhere you want
https://blogs-images.forbes.com/mfonobongnsehe/files/2012/09/Private-Jet-Plane.jpg
And make lovely babies in the skies
https://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/syaochka/syaochka1210/syaochka121000016/15486048-interior-of-business-jet-bedroom.jpg

oh my God!! Oh, u re such a sweetheart, I dnt wanna get pregnant soo soon, wanna enjoy our love before babies....*picks phone to call your mother-in-law.

I just watched it now and I love Waje and omawunmi's performance....nice one Glo

Br3nd4: My friend go and sleep

Hws ur bugatti doing?

Oahray: waaat!
My sweetheart can't be hungry while I still breathe. Let's go grab a quick bite, then I'd fix you something special when we get back.

Br3nd4: Awww sowie. .

Adaobi is serving jail term for two days. Courtesy of Mr. Seun

banned?

Oahray: that name does nut sounds familiarity na.

Na one ugly soup like that. The things peeps eat sha...
I once saw a gal sitting outside their house devouring with relish, eba with one ugly grey soup. Haven't seen the like of it b4. The sight alone

dat soup might me "marugbo" its looks very disgustin as if there is no pepper in it, its eaten by the Ondo people

Br3nd4: Adaobi et Florena howdy?

u guys are just making my stomach turn, didn't ave anytin 4 dinner.

Nope,no no no no no no no no no no no no

Topic - nice
Content - crap

the only thing that can remind me of this man is "won kere si number"
any other thing?

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Hehe - Wah Can I do wihout U?

Have the Bugatti to yasef, I'd Jxt walk on foot [/color]

ooooh! Wat a lovely bobo

21 year old boy? he is still enjoying his life, she thought she can hold him down with a baby, the nigga quickly run for his dear life.

Thought I saw my sweerie nw

Shugamania:
'Yimu' is that up-down movement our women do with their nose/mouth..
i'll show u a picture.

andyanders: They have done something hidden but the guilt cant let them be.Maybe unplanned intimacy.Maybe she is angry he forced her into it hence her action. Or he raped her but hard to speak out.

or the dude asked her out and she declined

Vanneni: I have three degrees in Yoruba Lang.

infact you are a professor

Dude, u shouldn't have opened a new topic
https://www.nairaland.com/1296123/mr-nairaland-june-2013-contest

Amebo!!

Oahray: and I dey find who go tish me computer since? Wetin I dey find for sokoto dey my shokoto

I wil gladly teach u with pleasure

harlos: Alright ladies and gentlemen you attention is seriously needed here that is if you understand Yoruba very well.
I mean deep inside Yoruba.

Please identify yasef cos i need you help me solve a mystery.

lets hear you

everywhere and everytime

Br3nd4: Our wife

yes ma,mother-in-law, i've been looking for your son

snow_wyte: [size=16pt]Lol. . I did

how are you today?[/size]

i'm cool, busy with some excel stuff

snow_wyte: [size=16pt]Dreeeaam on. I killed him and cooked him ate him with goat meat and periwinkle

Yummy![/size]

its nt a dream, its actually a reality..........hope u enjoyed ur meal?

Vanneni: No I don't, I'm a good girl.

vanneni, where is my love?

snow_wyte: [size=16pt]I killed your pumpkin[/size]

u wouldn't dare.........guess he's busy somewhere with my picture