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where is my pumpkin?

lalaosky: Lol, I know.. I remember how he fought for you all through Miss Nl competion last year... He's a great lad and a wise one at that.

Do your thing mammi, I give y'all my blessings

thanks once again

lalaosky: The word you used to win vanneni's heart. Smh


And florena will still fall for this lie

we've fell 4 each other's love way back december, @ d miss NL thread, thanks

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Ur Prospective hubby works as a gateman Over there... **Points towards a Brotel across the road.

When the Ladies there run short of Customers, ur hubby-the gateman does 'em an Uncharged Service **Chews Kola

Now dearie, he's been Lucky enough to remain Negative on those 17 Occassions - Am Sure he'd soon run outta Luck!

Do U want to Carry the Cross?[/color]

no wonder he takes me to heaven wen doing "it", oh! I love him more

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]**Chews the Kolanut he's got In his hand then Clears his throat

My daughter, Our people have a Saying that a stubborn Fly follows the Cow tail to the graVe...

**Chews Kola

This Man u're been warned about have been diagonised of HIV/AIDS 17 times and It all showed Negative - Now ask me why the 17 times...[/color]

seems there re too many obstacles to our love.....mr man why?

Oahray: oh, I love this girl

Sweetheart, never mind what haters say... Ignore em till they fade away
*plants kiss on her lips*

I love u tooo *grabs his shirt, put one hand behind his head, the other on his chest and give him a long kiss**winks*....love is beautiful

Vanneni: He has about 12 wives (don't ask me how I found out) and 18 concubines. I couldn't jes deal with that cheat of a guy. I hope Florena sees him for whom he really is and dumps his asssss.

i will pretend I didn't hear that...we will sort it out in the wee hours of the night, when we've reached planet 5

Oahray: *startled... quickly regains composure, and feigns pre-statement knowledge*
Oh, yes, that.

Oahray: you'd feel bad, that it wasn't me? I thought... I thought what we have between us is unconditional

Vanneni and Brenda na You guys just set me up. Not nice

Alright, *in a bedroom voice* will you draw my picture in the same manner sweetie?

Br3nd4: Game? Yeeeeeees!!

Florena he did. He's an artist (eh I know )

Wow u re good, excellent art...think I will soon see myself on a paper but I shouldn't be the one telling u nw

Oahray: would you love me any less if you found out I didn't?

of course not sweetie, but do u wnt me 2 feel bad

Oahray: awww...

Now you making me feel bad. Em... Let's play em... A game all of us

u didn't answer my question hon

Oahray: lie to me

did u draw dat picture on ur profile?

Oahray: I know how

Describe it in a voice note and upload it here for her

Its suppose 2 be private now.... Male confessions can be pretty funny, I dnt think u re ready 4 that

Oahray: no much drive my dear. I did vote though. Twice. for Vanneni Have you met her? She's an angel with lots of guts.

yea I saw her picture, she's a beauty, a natural one, I love it wen she's bald

Br3nd4: Yes oo we are happy that you wa here with us now
Our son is a happy man now.

Thanks for taking care of him in my absence, I wil reciprocate by taking care of "your son" in the future

I.Joan:
Broz, this line is getting old

Doesn't matter... I'm flattered, oarhay what have u been up to lately,i didn't see u on the miss nairaland thread

Br3nd4: Our wife Welcome oo how are you?

Oahray has told us so much about you.

What!!!

Oahray: hey hon... Good to see you again

How school?

Its fine, thought I scared u away

Oahray: lol.. Nah, I won't. It's just that I missed the babe soooo much.

Hello sweetie

She was beautiful before, what's with the nose that looks like a stick was inserted into it?

The 1k left wit u is nt 2 be added 2 d amount u still owe, it should be subtracted 4rm it.
Assumin u ave given each of them 1500, then d amount u owe wil be 17k.

physise: BIG FOOL

I'm telling you....

You okay?

Congrats nadal, always d champion

The "thing" no fit stand again.

Wow!!! Lots of handsome dudes...

i vote for LUPEY!!!!!

t.adeola:
I am shocked you guys are Overwhelmed by his performance.To me he's just the.You guys should watch "Britain got talent" and see the likes of asanda dazzle Simeon.Find here Asanda

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=dnvQ3HX0-pA

Truly britains got talent, check this out
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=J7_k5tUeoUc

khiaa: What do you mean by being born again is your language? LoL, don't you know that saying is world wide in Christianty.

I knw it is but u should knw dat an oyinbo would ave used anoda word or won't say it frequently

it
is very impossible 4 a person born and bred in UK 2 speak like dis,
infact if u re wat u claim u were u wouldn't mind her parent, oyinbos
dnt care much abt dat..........and abt d pic, it shows u re black or u
can be an albino