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Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious Cheating Pictures by flowjoe: 4:46pm On Aug 07, 2014
Lol ..Thailand tho grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Popular Celebrities And Their Dates Of Birth by flowjoe: 9:05am On Aug 07, 2014
FrancisTony: Eeyah. What's your beef with Genevieve?

[/size]You have changed your gender from Male to Female?[size=8pt]

Errm,
shey Genevieve snatch the dude you'd been dreaming to bang you?
Oloshi undecided
Lol mah nigga take it easy grin grin
RomanceRe: Why Women Don't Like Mama's Boys by flowjoe: 8:35am On Aug 07, 2014
LoveDecay: Please OP Get a Life, and stop attaching negative images to the title ' MAMA's BOY' cool

In my opinion, if have not been a momma boy once in your life - you aint lived yet. grin

There loads of perks attached to that title and there are also boy who are not momma's boy's you have not achieved or done stuff momma's boy have done.

Thier are we.ed smoking, chain puffing, pu*ssy popping momma's boy's
infact most momma's boy i have met are quite good with women, may i say exceptionally good.
ot like a player but like a siamese twin , did i hear someone say mind-reader !!!!

Girls dont like momma's boy cos they have to pass through a woman with dedicated your-not-good-enough-for-my-son software. You need to be a tough cookie, well presented from a descent/respectable home to get an A here.

As soon, as momma's boy woman give momma a grandchild .... she will let him go like a hot-rod wink

Grandkids are way cutter !
I'll agree wiv u on that ..just like d movie 'think like a man '
CelebritiesRe: Celebrities And Their Childhood And Youthful Pictures by flowjoe:
I go book space ..only to find mysef on second page undecided
FashionRe: An Honest Review About Fashion Trends by flowjoe: 3:08pm On Aug 03, 2014
Its on front page yet it has not entered page 2
FashionRe: An Honest Review About Fashion Trends by flowjoe: 3:08pm On Aug 03, 2014
Lol Its on front page yet it has not entered page 2 ..& no useless comment from shadowwalker101 grin grin
CelebritiesRe: 25 Celebrities With Historical Look Alikes – This Is Creepy! by flowjoe: 10:40am On Aug 03, 2014
rokiatu: You fool so you only know of it because of tvd? STFU dude angry
Heyy no need being salty ..u cuda passed yur message w/out being haughty **abi yur on your period grin grin
CelebritiesRe: 25 Celebrities With Historical Look Alikes – This Is Creepy! by flowjoe: 9:12pm On Aug 02, 2014
rokiatu: Most of them are like doppelgangers...Lord have mercy shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Er'tin na vampire dairies undecided
CelebritiesRe: 25 Celebrities With Historical Look Alikes – This Is Creepy! by flowjoe: 8:00pm On Aug 02, 2014
All dwarfs look alike undecided
EducationRe: 60 Very Hilarious But Amazing Facts. by flowjoe: 5:30pm On Aug 02, 2014
Seen this stuff for the umpteenth time .. undecided
PoliticsAnother Confab Delegate Dead by flowjoe(op): 12:52pm On Aug 02, 2014
The ongoing National Conference in Abuja has lost another delegate. He is Prof. Muhammad Nur Alkali.

Prof. Alkali, who is one of the six representatives of the Supreme Council for Islamic Affairs, according to LEADERSHIP SATURDAY, died at his residence in Maiduguri on Friday night, August 1, 2014.

He was aged 68.

A renowned Professor of History, Alkali was a two-term Vice Chancellor of the University of Maiduguri (1985-1992), Director General, National Institute for Policy and Strategic Studies, NIPSS (1993-1998) and Chairman, Presidential Advisory Committee under the administration of the late Gen. Sani Abacha.

He was also a member of the Presidential Committee on Dialogue and Peaceful Resolution of Security Challenges in the North (the Boko Haram Committee).

He will be buried today Saturday August 2, 2014 in Maiduguri, Borno State capital in accordance with Islamic injunctions.

http://www.informationng.com/2014/08/confab-delegate-muhammad-nur-alkali-is-dead.html

CelebritiesRe: Marrying 3 Wives Is My Destiny And I Am Happy When I Look At Them - OJB Jazreel by flowjoe: 12:34pm On Aug 02, 2014
Lol talentless artiste grin grin
PoliticsRe: TRANSFORMATION AGENDA: FG, Dangote Sign MoU On $1bn Rice Project by flowjoe:
I can see the light at the end of the tunnel smiley
RomanceRe: 14 Reasons Why You Should Marry A Nigerian Man With Photos - Ladies. by flowjoe: 5:56pm On Jul 29, 2014
Ceasar1: [color=#000030]Before you proceed, note that this ‘Doesn't’ apply to all Nigerian Dudes.[/color]

1. He understands your accent.

2. He's always gorgeous and handsome when decked out in that rare native outfit.
[img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQAe5yG_MKhOjAPJF-6LJCzTzizyKZDEEQgXOTH07Ul6nSi9d49[/img]

3. He thinks the small gap between your front teeth are actually sexy!
[img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTyD4hPc5UL8r8vg20rlVSmwdtkfsIklXqg3_6-12xuVJTW7v2Q[/img]

4. The very satisfied look on his face after eating one of your meals and the way he glares at you while picking his teeth with the tooth pick, and you both know that you are his next "meal".

5. He's strong and matured in the hustler sense.
[img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQj_7jHiFVrkZU0q2wyrD9ym2ndbiLFA_eRNJDVSJVRj1HB1D1b[/img]

6. He thinks you're so pretty without makeup.
[img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSNau1Ncf09RA_jFPMh0SgrXmxtcGygpbE419koA5HunlukPvOZtw[/img]

7. He knows the best chicken and shawarma joints around.
[img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSd96sBAqTKdZIl1AwfzXgYe804QIMoqPHtJdmC6ml3MF37nbPrFg[/img]

8. He can fix everything!

9. He eats almost everything you cook, then licks his ten fingers because your cooking makes sense die.

[img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTQ8IMy1HBFMOqKdEi0SJ596sxrkNABjPp1WfQDRJd_ljKIAfqT[/img]

10. The way he says ‘I love you baby’ may be very fake yet sounds so TRUE!

11. He knows when you are sad, angry or Hot.

12. He defends you even when you are at fault!

[img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSvdisZ7fgxmWIEWWycx7qEHh1GRPf-QnzYvG_b5CGdBpme9j1mmA[/img]

13. He doesn't see your kid sister staying in your house as an inconvenience/ cramping his style.

14. He gets your jokes - even when it's dry.
[img]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT4YHMtW96w075YcLzCCPdY9Oxh24kdont1NfCp_DYACsMeoZrD[/img]

15. The way he gets embarrassed and says "I beg e" when you compliment him.

16. You need no for bosom implants to impress am!

[img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSsmQPaJve8HMqzgwab3W8wZnULm-LE4yZrQiFRwDENUKY03pn3RQ[/img]
color=#000030]PS - If You Find This Funny Or Silly, That's None Of My Business. [/color]
[img]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRW4onZruBgGE533Dz_GLzhZkzVJ9ldOHm-tlaFKWLdGOGci8RpCw[/img][/quote]Loool grin
CelebritiesRe: Popular Female Celebrities With Love Child by flowjoe:
Chei see creamy chics like Nadia ..pesin go dey tink sey dem no dey knack undecided ..but one bad guy sharp guy don chop clean mouth **that one dey sha ..I fit still die untop her matter ehh ,even if I be number 20 grin grin
EducationRe: 10 Weird Things You Didn’t Know Animals Do by flowjoe: 10:14pm On Jul 28, 2014
Lool ..I like their use of english to crack me up grin grin
RomanceRe: If Your MAN Does Not Do 5 Out Of This...please Delete HIM>>> by flowjoe:
All d comments on this page grin grin grin
PhonesRe: Li-fi Takes Over Wi-fi As New Way Of Internet Sharing Via Micro LED by flowjoe: 6:45pm On Jul 28, 2014
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CelebritiesRe: Top 12 Nigerian Artistes Who Moved From The Church (Choir) To Secular Music by flowjoe: 11:01pm On Jul 27, 2014
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FamilyRe: Have You Written Your Will? by flowjoe: 10:31pm On Jul 26, 2014
born2fuck: go preach that for ashawo house make you wake up for gbobi hospital the next day,
Lmaooo funny nigga , I be virgin no spoil me abeg
FamilyRe: Have You Written Your Will? by flowjoe: 9:34pm On Jul 26, 2014
born2fuck: I reserve my dick for sunday night, I shayo, chop cake and rice
Keep the Sabbath day holy grin grin
FamilyRe: Have You Written Your Will? by flowjoe: 6:32pm On Jul 26, 2014
born2fuck: I no plan to die soon. Not even in my radar, death for now is impossible.
HbDD dude ..hope u had birthday sexx grin
PoliticsRe: The Two Youngest Pilots In Nigeria by flowjoe:
Well I just turned 19 & I'm on CPL faze does that make me the youngest grin ?
CelebritiesRe: Pictures Of The Most Beautiful Nollywood Actresses: Who Is Your Favourite? by flowjoe: 9:54pm On Jul 24, 2014
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PoliticsRe: Why I Want To Go Into Politics —desmond Elliot by flowjoe: 6:34pm On Jul 22, 2014
dedons: chairman,i hail o
Lol ..I see u boss , make I book am before person take my seat , but u come dey book two seats ,, its not fair ehh
PoliticsRe: Why I Want To Go Into Politics —desmond Elliot by flowjoe: 6:33pm On Jul 22, 2014
dedons: chairman,i hail o
Lol ..I see u boss , make I book am before person take my seat
PoliticsRe: Why I Want To Go Into Politics —desmond Elliot by flowjoe: 6:24pm On Jul 22, 2014
Please let someone go into agriculture , why is politics d final destination for many **but I know he can do it like Arnold Schwarzenegger smiley
CareerRe: 15 Signs You Have A Bad Boss by flowjoe: 4:14pm On Jul 22, 2014
Restrategize & keep ur job
BusinessRe: Time Running Out For Nigeria’s LNG Projects by flowjoe: 3:14pm On Jul 22, 2014
We shall make it in due time grin

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