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Gofwane:
The surest way to commit suicide is to:
Get a cup of cement,

mix it with 35cl of sniper,

enter your room,

lock the door with key,

hang a rope to the ceiling,

swallow the key,

drink the mixture,

quickly stab yourself in the stomach and hang yourself.

oyinda1599:
Lolsss, just tell her you love her.

Flashh:
What's wrong with these ones? Because I posted a comment on the last time I made use of pattern to unlock my phone, you called me a Liar.

I am not the reason for you people being a newbie in the smartphone world. I ain't the reason for your backwardness; blame yourselves. When someone says he/she last made you of pattern was in 2013, you automatically call the person a Liar. That just vindicates how unexposed you people are. Do you even know what password/pin code unlock is in 2013? If you know, you would have remembered and won't tag 'lie/liar' in your comment before quoting me.

SMH. Just because I referred pattern as 'old-school', thus the reason you lots are being deviant.


At your age, you ought to have been wise.

cococandy:
Must you be stupid?

Pacesetter123:
Guy,take it easy nah....habaa

Flashh:
It's old-skool to me. Anytime I see people using pattern to unlock their phone, am like; seems you are still a noob to smartphone.

The last time I made use of pattern to unlock my phone, was 2013.

Decryptor:
If you are talking about the BBQ guy, his paymasters have stopped paying him because he has outlived his usefulness here

PrinceGeorgia:
A responsible girl or lady will not follow a grown man to hotel.
Stop prostitution period
Oloshoo
Ashi
Ashawo
Runs girl

Bouncingbabyboy:
Ashawos on Nairaland should be careful oo...I advise prostitutes hire a body guard henceforth before they do outside job

Onyi22:
I so much love this guy, please is he married?

Onyi22:
When money meets with money

Bouncingbabyboy:
God knows I can never user gas in my house

dublaino:
Bro.... let me advise you. Just apply for leave from work and don’t tell her. Wake up in the morning and just hold on to her and cry till she accepts your apology...Tell her you ain’t going to the office until she accepts you and open up to you.

Don’t involve third party yet, I believe you can resolve this your own way. It just involves wisdom in getting into her.

Thank me later bro

cimag:
For me,that lady is a very unforgiving type.Had it been that you haven't married her,you should let her go.I have said worse things to my wife and even slapped her two times since we married 7yrs ago,but she always forgave and we move on.How can you be begging and begging and begging,yet it doesn't touch her heart.What if she was the one who hurt you,does she expect you to carry the grudge for months?And I want to remind you that you have a w upife who CAN NEVER forgive you if she catches you with another woman or even suspect you.If you do,your marriage is over forever.

missjo:
Hello Mr. Insensitive,have you had your daily dose of humanity today?

doggedfighter:
Huh !!

Eraddray:
barcelona right now

Budline1:
U sure sey that's the real 'her'? It's hard to believe anything online these days o...

UbanmeUdie:





Na Ogun go kill the mod wey carry this kind temptation come FP.

softwerk:

kerzhim:
This match na draw...... 2-2 or 3-3

BigboysZ:
I have commented before seeing your post. He is a very nice man.

post=82129266:
No be today!

Chinese dog, Not even a German Shepherd!

Tufiakwa!

Gullah:
Who be shagari?

Nobodyperson:
Mane!!!

Nobodyperson:
If Liverpool doesn't trash new castle.
Lemme die by accident today