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Romance / Re: Is It Right To Date Someone That Earns Less Than Me by Fluidelvis(m): 9:44am On Jun 11, 2023
Which kain mumu question be this? Mtcheeew

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Romance / Re: I Spent A Night In My Girlfriend’s House… And, Accidentally Straf Her Mum by Fluidelvis(m): 9:36am On Jun 11, 2023
Very good writeup, but the suspense kills the vibe..
TV/Movies / Re: What's Your Favourite Movie So Far This Year? by Fluidelvis(m): 6:43pm On Aug 28, 2018
Mile 22
Romance / Re: Throwback Photo Of Timi Dakolo by Fluidelvis(m): 12:14pm On May 04, 2018
1shortblackboy:
YAM member spotted
For u to use "YAM" means u knew Timi well.. Am Elvis, whats ur name?
TV/Movies / Re: See The BBNaija Male Housemates Cee-C Said Have Nothing To Offer (Photos) by Fluidelvis(m): 5:00pm On Feb 26, 2018
Na always "fish brain" chics dey talk this. Mind u, am a full blooded heterosexual guy, but these guys fine well well.. No homo

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Romance / Re: Throwback Photo Of Timi Dakolo by Fluidelvis(m): 7:11pm On Dec 14, 2017
Youth Arrow Ministry Elelenwo, Port Harcourt, the fair dude behind him is John.. The year was 1998, God is indeed awesome!
Business / Re: Trade Hits $3.8bn At I&E Window, CBN Sells $142m by Fluidelvis(m): 1:36pm On Jul 11, 2017
The main issue is the parallel market(aka black market) rate!
Literature / Re: May, 2004 (a True Life Story) by Fluidelvis(m): 9:17am On Jun 26, 2017
You know a real life story immediately u read the first paragraph. I don't rush to comment on a thread, but nice work bro.
During my posting period in 2008, i had a very strong premonition that i'll be posted to one of the northern states for the mandatory youth service and that i'll be killed in one of such religious upheavals.
You see, am very light skinned, athletic built, respect people's space but don't take harassment without defending myself the best i can, so i knew i will be conspicuous in the north.
This made me do all within my power to influence my posting to Cross River and today am alive & hale.
THIS STORY IS LIKE A PIN IN A HAYSTACK OF ALL THE ATROCITIES COMMITTED TO NON-HAUSAS LIVING IN THE NORTH, IMAGINE IF EVERYONE OF THEM VOICES ALL THEY WENT THROUGH IN THE NORTH. Very wicked & demented folks, i tell you

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Car Talk / Re: HAHAHA And LOL Number Plates: Nigerian Cars Laughing At Poverty by Fluidelvis(m): 12:59pm On Jun 04, 2017
People will always talk. Their cars.. Their choice.. U only get to live one life, so y not mk d best of it by doing things that'll mk u laff?

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Career / Re: Nigerians In US Honour Oyinbo Teacher Who Taught Them Over 50 Years. Photos by Fluidelvis(m): 10:21pm On May 28, 2017
This is soo cool because it was during the thick of the war. Two full years with mosquitoes n all.. Only 1year NYSC for another person village no be beans!

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Gaming / Re: Top 10 Best Open World Games Like GTA For Android 2017 by Fluidelvis(m): 10:32am On May 26, 2017
Why such unnecessary hate? Why
Phones / Re: 5 Ways To Protect Your Mobile Phone From Damage by Fluidelvis(m): 7:29am On May 05, 2017
I just feel that screen guard & it's likes spoils the aesthetic beauty of the phone.. My opinion tho
Business / Re: We Can’t Float Naira, Cbn Tells Imf by Fluidelvis(m): 7:47am On Apr 22, 2017
Most times these foreign economists don't take in d dynamic peculiarities of each independent nation. They just sit back within the confines of their own good economies & generally speculate.. ThankGod we still have some level-headed directors at CBN! Wey don sire

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Romance / Re: Will You Still Marry This Woman Even Though Her Food Always Have Too Much Salt? by Fluidelvis(m): 2:31pm On Nov 24, 2016
Hmmmm.. Na so guys go dey form Saint! Not only will i marry her, I'll eat that ass out everyday.. Everytime. That bombom deserves good smooching & slow motion spanking all weekend.. Every wkend!!
Celebrities / Re: Phyno Tumbles While Trying To Hit The Stage For A Performance(video) by Fluidelvis(m): 8:01am On Oct 22, 2016
Lol, a practical example of when "Shiit happens, get over it"!
Celebrities / Re: Ernest Asuzu Gets Jeep & N1.5m From Pastor Jeremiah Fufeyin (Video) by Fluidelvis(m): 5:33pm On Sep 01, 2016
Not a bad gesture at all. This is the best time for churches & the likes to give back to the society, one man at a time! [b]
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Rapper, Illbliss, Quits Music by Fluidelvis(m): 12:25pm On Aug 26, 2016
crazygod:
This guy is one of the dopest rappers naija has ever produced. Hiphop will really miss you.
mana muo mmana Madu! cool
crazygod:
This guy is one of the dopest rappers naija has ever produced. Hiphop will really miss you.
mana muo mmana Madu!
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Rapper, Illbliss, Quits Music by Fluidelvis(m): 12:22pm On Aug 26, 2016
Damn! Am sad about this. If you know anything about the naija rap game and rapping in general, u'll know that illbliss was and is still one of the dopest lyricist out der. Pls pls.. Come back.. Just do a last album for me. This Buhari period eh.. Everything wey dey give person small joy just dey spoil.. I tire

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Phones / Re: What Is The Best Game You've Played On Phone? by Fluidelvis(m): 7:58am On Aug 13, 2016
Clash of Clans! On a rating of 1-10, i give it 11!!!

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Phones / Re: What Is The Best Game You've Played On Phone? by Fluidelvis(m): 7:52am On Aug 13, 2016
CuteStalWart:


bro, is it online? screenshot?
Yeah it is, plus it's worth every dam.n kobo for data. I too used to hate online games until i stumbled onto Clash Of Clans.

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Phones / Re: What Is The Best Game You've Played On Phone? by Fluidelvis(m): 6:48am On Aug 13, 2016
Tapout:
clash of clans
.
Come join a cool naija clan. We already in perk 5 and our name is Star Wars. Location: Nigeria Logo/flag: Green, White, Green(naija flag), plus we hv different wars for different townhall levels!
Phones / Re: What Is The Best Game You've Played On Phone? by Fluidelvis(m): 6:42am On Aug 13, 2016
Clash of Clans! So damn addictive, infact am leaving here now to check up on my war base/village.

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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Arrives UK For His Concert by Fluidelvis(m): 1:03pm On Jun 29, 2016
You are a star, live the life, make your money.. But don't fail to invest now the ovation is loudest!

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Nairaland / General / Re: MYNATION NEWS As Deadly Cult Gang Involved In Beheading ABSU Students Arrested by Fluidelvis(m): 5:56am On Jun 03, 2016
Atleast for once the DSS has done noble with these arrests. The circle of revenge&reprisal attacks would have continued unabated if these arrests weren't made. I too believe that capital punishment should be an option available to the legal system if as much as one joins a secret cult. No need to wait till the killings and counter killings start.

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